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富……富二代啊！
江城怒捶桌板！
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他心中暗自窃喜。
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maibahechezhuxialezhiboyihou。
kaizheloushuidemaibahe，laidaolichengshihenyuandexiaozhennongzidianli。
“laoban，nizheiliyousanseyubumaima？”
nongzidianlaobankanlekanmenkoutingdemaibahe，youkanlekanzhanzaizijimianqiandeshuaiqichezhu。
tayishuangheiyouyoudedayanjingli，chongmanlebujieheyihuo。
maibahetarenshi，sanseyubutayerenshi。
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“youma？”maibahechezhujianlaobanbantianmeiyouhuihua，youjiezhewenleyibian。
老板连连点头。
“有有有！”
shuozhe，laobancongdianneidecangkuli，baochuyidajuansanseyubu。
“你要多少？”
laobannazhejiandao，yifuyaojianshijimidejiashi。
maibahexiaogezhilezhizijidecheding。
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nongzidianlaobanyilianmengbi。
“啊？”
tahaishidiyici，tingdaozheimelipudeyaoqiu。
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maibahechezhuyaoleyaotou。
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迈巴赫漏水？
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youqianrendouzheimelaoshidema？
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nongzilaobanshushibeishuaxinlesanguan。
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农资老板一脸嫌弃。
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nongzilaobanhouzhihoujuediwuzhuzuiba。
yishidaozijishuocuolehua。
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