我不是大师君辞
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第6章
lingchenshierdian，louyuhanmengdicongmengzhongjingxing。
sizhouyipianqihei，meiyousihaoguangliang。
‘bada’yisheng，tabachuangtoudengdakai，yanqianshuranpiaoguoyidaobaisedeyingzi。
louyuhanshenseyidun，zaicidingjingkanshi，yanqianqueshenmedoumeiyou，fangfogangcaikandaodebaiyingshicuojue。
tarouleroutaiyangxue，xinxiangkenengshishoudaosijilaozhangdeyingxiang，suoyibiandeyouxieyishenyigui。
zhengdasuanguandengjixushuijue，chuanglianhuranwufengzidong。
buzhidaoshibushitadecuojue，zongganjuecongchuanglianchuiguolaidefengdaizheyigunanyiyanyudeyinleng。
sijilaozhangdehuazaitanaozhongzhenzhenhuixiang。
“zangdongxi？chi~”tabuxiedilengxiaoyisheng，mengdibachuanglianlakai。
后面什么也没有。
guoranshizijiheziji，tabiaoqingbubian，xinliquesongleyikouqi。
“ni-shi-zai-zhao-wo-ma？”erbianhuranchuanlaiyidaoshayadenvsheng，louyuhanxiayishidizhuanshen，queshenmedoumeiyoukandao。
“wo-zai-zhei-li。”chuanzhebaisequnzidenvguipazaitadebeishang，duizhechuanghuluchuyigeguimidexiaorong。
“nishilaozhangshuodeneimingnvgui？”jishimianduizheimechaotuozirandeshiqing，louyuhanyebiaoxiandeyichanglengjing。
nvgui‘jiejiejie’dixiaoqilai：“nimenyigeyepaobule，yigeyepaobule，douyaotiwodiming，hahahahaha......”
“diming？”louyuhancishiyijingchajuedaonvguizainali，tamianbugaisedizuodaoyipangdeshafashang，haihenyouxinqingdipaoleyibeikafei，“nizaojiuyijingsileba？”
zheijuhuachukou，tahenmingxiandiganshoudaonvguishenshangsanfadeyinqikaleyixia，suihoushigengjianongliedeyinqipusankailai。
“bu，womeisi，doushinimen！shinimenshasilewo，nimendouyaojiwodiming！”nvguishuozheshuozheyou“hehe”xiaoleqilai，“taobudiaode，nimendoutaobudiaode，suoyourendoutaobudiao！”
chileta，chileta！chiletajiunengtoutaiqule！
tazhangkaixuependakou，chaozhetadeboziyikouyaoxia。
“wei，woshuo，nigoulea！”kuaiyaoyaoxiaqudeyichanei，chuangbianhuranchuanchulaiyidaoqingcuidenvsheng，suihouyibataomujianyixunleibujiyanerzhishisheleguolai。
“a！！！”nvguiyigebucha，taomujianxunsushezhongtadexiongkou。
shenshangdeyinqixunsukuisan，nvguipazaidishang，kanshangchuangtaishangzuozhedenvzi，shensejianshanguoyisijidan。
“dangchuzhuangniderenyijingshoudaolefalvdezhicai，ruguoninengfangxiachouhen，zheigeshihouyijingtoutaiqule。”juncicongchuangtaishangtiaojinwuli，shenseqingsongdizoudaolouyuhanpangbiandeshafashangzuoxia，sihaomeibanvguifangzaiyanli。
shuolaiyeshilouyuhandaomei，taneiquanshensiyidelingqijianzhishigeluyaomoguiguaiyanzhongdedabuzhiwu，pianpiantazijihaiyiwusuojue，chuaizheyishenlingqidaochupao，tabudaomeisheidaomei？
juncidemuguangzaitashenshangzhuanleyiquan，lele：“yo，haibuzhiyizhixiaokeaichanshangnia，zheijiushibutingbenzunzhonggaodexiachang。”
louyuhan：“......”
tajinliangshimianselengjingxialai：“yibaiwan，bazheigenvguichulile。”
“xinga，xiandayufukuan，wushiwan。”juncibaozheshuangbeizuozaishafashang，lianshangdebiaoqinghenmingxian，budajiumiantan！
taxianzaikeshiqueqiandehen。
suiranyuehongshengjitadalewushiwandangchoulao，dantaweileburangzheibiandetiandaofaxiantashigetouduzhehougaosita，haishixuezhebentuxuanmenrenshibazhuanlaideqianjuanleyibanchuqu，xiwangtiandaokanzaitaqinqinkenkenzhiliyucishanshiyedefenshangduitadecunzaizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。
ruoshizaiyiqiandeshilidianfeng，sheihaipatiandaozheizhongdongxi？
danmeibanfa，taxianzaideshilibeiyadezhishengsancheng，tiandaosuibianyigeleijiunengpileta。
ershiwuwankanqilaihenduo，dantaxiangyaozhonghuishilidianfeng，gezhongfuzhuxiuliandehaodongxibunengshao，mojiesuichukejiandedongxi，zaizheilikenenghuimaichengtianjia。
junciyibaxinsuanlei，ershiwuwan，liankuailingshidebianjiaodoumaibuqi。
这坑爹的时代。
nvguizaiyanqianhushidandan，louyuhanchenmoleyixia，zuizhonghaishinaqishoujijitazhuanlezhang。
louyuhanmianduinvguishinengcongtoudaoweibaochilengjing，jiushiyinweitabachuanglianlakaideshihoukandaoleyinzangzaiwaimiandejunci。
duifanglianshangguazhexixuehekanhaoxideeliexiaorong，xianranshixiangyaotachidiankutou，haobaobaitianduitabuxieyiguhaipenletayilianweiqidechou。
qiandaozhangdeduanxintishiyinchuanlai，juncimeikaiyanxiao：“zheijiuquganhuo！”
nvguibeitaomujiansuoshang，youbeijuncishenshangsanfachudeweishiyazaidishangdongdanbude，yanzhengzhengkanzheduifangyibuyibuzoudaotamianqian，taxinlikonghuang，quemeiyourenhebanfa。
nvguikanqilaihennianqing，dagaishiqibasuideyangzi，zhangxiangfeichangqingxiu，keyikanchulaishigemeirenpeizi。
“kanzainidiyicishangrenhaiweisuideqingkuangxia，wosongniqutoutaizenmeyang？”juncidunzaidishang，zuilishuozheshangliangdehua，shoushangqueyijingkaishijieyin。
budengnvguidahua，tazuiliniannianyouci，buyihuier，woshilixianchuyidaoqiheidetongdaolai。
“herenhuanwo？”guichanazhegouhunliancongtongdaolimianzouchulai，shengyinyinleng。
juncibataomujiancongnvguishenshang**，shunbianbatatiqilai。
“shiwo。”tachaoguichahuilehuishou，lianshangxiaomimide，“zheiliyougenvgui，shenshangzhinianweixiao，laofandagebatasongdaowangshengchixiquzhinian，rangtatoutaiquba。”
juncishuozhejitashaolejigechengseshangdengdejinyuanbao。
zhinianweixiaodeguihunshimeiyoujihuijinrudifude，chufeiyoutianshisongtamenyicheng。
danyebushisheidounengdakaidifutongdaozhaohuanguichachulaide，guichanazhejinyuanbao，shensehuanhexialai，takanlenvguiyiyan，jiantaqueshimeiyouzhanshangrenming，bianyingdao：“haoshuo，haoshuo。”
gouhunlianyishuai，nvguibeiwanquansuozhu，guichalazhetazhuanshenjinrutongdaolimian。
louyuhanyizhizuozaishafashangmomodikanzhezheiyiqie，dangkandaoguichachuxiandeyichanei，jianxinleershibaniandeweiwuzhuyikexueguanchedibeidapo，hualalasuileyidi。
difudetongdaochediguanbi，guanbiqian，tashenzhikandaofengxiliyishanerguodehongsehuaduo。
“gaoding，shengxiadewushiwanjidedajiwo。”juncishenleyigelanyao。
louyuhanchenmodibashengxiadewushiwanzhuandaotadezhanghuli，zuizhonghaishimeirenzhu，wendao：“nigangcaishuode，buzhiyigeshishenmeyisi？”
tongguogangcaidejingli，tazhongxinkaishishenshimianqianderen，zaiyebuganxiangbaitianneiyangxiaokanta。