《别惹我,我有病,发起疯来不要命》 小说介绍
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《别惹我,我有病,发起疯来不要命》 第3章 免费试读
rengdiaolaotaitaihefengsinuohou。
fengzhizoudaodamendemimasuoqian,daogupiankehoupailepaishou,zoujinbieshudamen。
fenglaotaitaihefengsinuokanzhetababieshudamenguanshang,zheicaiquedingzijibushizaizuoemeng。
tamen……zhendebeifengzhidiuchulaile?
tamenyigeshifengjiadelaozuzong,quanjiashangxiadouyaogongzhedeneizhong。
yigeshishenjiaorouguideqianjin**,quanjiashangxiadouyaohongzhedeneizhong。
jiuzheiyangbeiyigeganggangcongjingshenbingyuanhuilaidefengnvrendiuchuzijiadamen……
haishidangzhesuoyouyongrenhebaoandemian?
tamendemianziwangnalige?
tamendezunyanwangnalibai?
“呜……”
fengsinuobaozhulaotaitai,xixidikuchushenglai。
weiqudejiuxiangxiaonaimaoshoudaolenvedai,ruoxiao,wuzhu,haipa。
“nainai,nindouqishiduosuile,haibeiqinsunnvganchujiamen,taicanle……”
“wobeiganchulaibuyaojin,danninshifengjiadezuzong,bunengzheiyangbeiqinrenduidaia……”
fenglaotaitaijiuxiangshilehunside,guizuozaidishang,buchaobunao,zhishimomoliulei。
嘴里喃喃不停。
“反了,反了……”
“tazheishiyaolewodeminga……”
zhongrenkandaoyilaoyixiaozheimeqican,wubudongrong。
guanjianachushouji:“woxianzaijiubaojing……”
liangmingshoubeiguzhedenvyongkuzhedao:“liuguanjia,womendeshouhaotong,qiuqiunile,ganjinrangrensongwomenquyiyuanba……”
liuguanjiaqingshengtanqi,anpaisijisongwumingshangyuanqufujindeyiyuan。
erhoutabashengxiaderenjiaoguolai,zhunbeifulaotaitaiheer**jinqu。
fengsinuokuzhedao:“liuguanjia,womenjinlefengjiadedamen,jiejiebuhuiyoubawomendiuchulaiba?”
刘管家:“……”
感觉……
很有这种可能。
fenglaotaitaimozheyanlei,bagaoshengyin:“womenzou!”
“womenxianzaijiugunchufengjia,rangsuoyourendouzhidaofengzhiyouduolihai,gangcongjingshenbingyuanhuilaijiubanainaihemeimeiganchujiamen……”
dangran,suoyourendouzhidaotazhishishuoshuoeryi。
weideshirangbierenlaianweita,zuzhita。
zheiyangcainengbaodezhutadeyanmian。
liuguanjiarutasuoyuan:“laotaitai,woyijingbaolejing。”
“jingchahenkuaijiuhuiguolaibada**zhuazou,daoshijiumeiyourennengbaninganchuqule。”
他的话音刚落。
yimingyongrenjiukuzhedao:“liuguanjia,bieshudamendesuokongbeida**jiduzhule,mimahezhiwenyehuanle,zanmenjinbuqu……”
“什么?”
liuguanjiajingdechongdaomimasuomianqian。
先试指纹。
后试密码。
全都不对。
suokongzeshibeileisikouxiangtangdedongxijiduzhule,qubuchulai。
cishicike,suoyoudeyongrenhebaoandoupaochulaifulaotaitaiheer**,meiyourennengconglimianjitamenkaimen……
liuguanjiabeifengzhidecaozuojizhendeshuobuchuhualai。
qitarenyeshifengzhonglingluan。
tamenzhangzheimeda,zhende……meiyoujianguozheimeqipahexiongcandenvren。
“呜——”
fengsinuoyi**diezuozaidishang,tongkuchusheng,“zenmehuizheiyang?”
“jiejieweishenmeyaozheiyangduinainai,duinimen?”
“qiancuowancuodoushiwodecuo,nainaihenimenyoushenmecuo?”
liuguanjiazhangzhangditanqi,fenfuyimingbaoan:“niquhoumenkankan,yexuhoumenhainengdakai。”
保安飞速跑开。
jifenzhonghoupaohuilai:“houmendemimasuoyeshiyiyang,dabukai。”
所有人:“……”
tamenchulejixufengzhonglingluan,zuodengjingchadaolai,meiyoubiedebanfa。
时值傍晚。
yezhumenchulaisanbuheliuwadehenduo。
fengjiabieshumenkoufashengdezheiyimu,henkuaijiubeiyezhumenzhuyidaole。
tamenfenfenweiguolai,zhizhidiandian,qieqiesiyu。
fengjiadeyongrenmenxinlineigeqia,fenfenxianglinjuhewuyesuku,shuofengjiada**ruheruheedu……
fengsinuoshenweitangchengdianyingxueyuandexiaohuayijiweilaidedamingxing,yidiandoubuxiangyinweizheizhongshiqingbeirenweiguan。
tabeiduichiguaqunzhong,taishouzhelian,dishengshuodao:“liuguanjia,ganjinjibabamamahegegemendadianhua,rangtamenganjinhuilaijiunainai。”
liuguanjiadishengdao:“woyijingdale。”
“sanshaoyezhengzaihuilaidelushang。”
“laoyehetaitaizanshihuibulai,zhishiwobuyongjida**mianzi,gaijiaoxuntajiujiaoxunta。”
“dashaoyeheershaoyezaimang,doushizhulijiededianhua。”
“ninzaidengdeng,dengjingchahesanshaoyehuilaijiuhao。”
fengsinuoanansongleyikouqi,jixuqufulaotaitai,chouchouyeyedidao:“wodengsangehuilai,nainaijinmenle,wozailikai……”
fenglaotaitaijinjinwozhutadeshou,liuzheleidao:“nuonuofangxin,nainaiyidinghuibaohuni。”
“nizai,nainaijiuzai。”
“nibuzai,nainaijiubuzai。”
jiuzaisuoyourenyanbabadidengzhesanshaoyehuilaizhuchigongdaoshi。
警察先来了。
fengzhimeiyoutuoyan,diyishijianchulaikaimen。
mianduijingchadexunwen,tameiyoubianjie,zhishinachuyifenxinlizhenduanshu,renzhendidao:“wohuanyouyanzhongdeyiyuzhenghezaokuangzheng。”
“wogangjinmen,nainaijiushuowomeiyoujiaoyang,yaobawoganchuqu。”
“fengsinuobiworentazuomeimei,burentajiuku。”
“tamenhaishuotamenxiangbanzou,wocaisongtamenchumen。”
“haiyouzheixieyongren,gegedoushuowoshijingshenbing,yongqishidemuguangkanwo,haiyaozhuawo。”
“woshoudaojudade**,beipofankang,buxiaoxindashangletamen。”
“tamendezhiliaofeiwohuiquanepeifu。”
jingchalejiewanqingkuanghou,doujuedezheiqijiufenyouxiejishou。
jingyishengqueren,beidadeyongrenhebaoannengzhihao,tamendeshangqingkendingdabudaofalvyiyishangdeqingweishang。
lingwai,zheiqijiufenmingxianshuyujiashi,dabudaojuliudechengdu。
gengmafandeshi,zheiweifengjiada**gangcongjingshenbingyuanhuilai,haihuanyoujingshenjibing,buhaochuli。
qiebushuotadexingweimeiyoudadaojuliubiaozhun。
jiusuandadaole,haibushihenkuaifangchulai?
suoyijingchashangliangguohou,meiyoukaolvjuliu,zhishiduifengzhijinxingleyansudepipingjiaoyu。
fengzhiyanguanbi,biguanxin,feichangrenzhendilingtingjingchashushudejiaodao,bushidiantou,biaoshi“wozhidaocuole……”
mamashuoguojingchashushushihaoren,yaotingjingchashushudehua。
她听妈妈的。
rensheikandaoxianzaidefengzhi,douhuijuedetashigezhengchangren。
ruguorangqingshanjingshenbingyuandeyuanzhangdengrenkandaozheiyimu,yidinghuimomoliulei。
xiangdangnian,fengzhigangjinjingshenbingyuandeshihou,jiushizheimedeguaiqiaohetinghua,piandesuoyourendouduitafangxialejiexin,jieguo……shuoduoledoushilei。
jingchajianfengzhizheimewenxun,yemeiyoushuotaiduo,rangtaganjinbabieshudamendemimahezhiwenhuanhuilai。
erhoutamenyouqinzifulaotaitaihefengsinuojinmen,zheicailikai。
fengzhizhanzaibieshumenkou,guaiqiaodichongjingchashushuhuishougaobie。
dengjingchashushuxiaoshihou,tazoujinketing。
fenglaotaitaihaizaimoyanlei,yiqunrenweizhetahong。
fengsinuokandaofengzhijinlai,jingkongdibaozhulaotaitai,meiganshuo“wodengnainaimeishilejiulikai”zheizhonghua,zhigangantiaobo:“ni、nihaixianggannainaichuqubucheng?”
别惹我,我有病,发起疯来不要命