《发疯娱乐圈,你颠我也颠》 小说介绍
《fafengyulequan,nidianwoyedian》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglideyanqingxiaoshuo,youjiayouyizaijingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaotangyaozhoujinhengmianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian,zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。【ng?wozhidaokeyixianxuan,danshidoushimanghe,xianxuanbuxianxuanyoushenmequbiema?】【qubiejiushikeyixianxuana!qi……。
《发疯娱乐圈,你颠我也颠》 第5章 大粪 免费试读
“shuoyixiayouxiguize:meigerenhuilingdaoyigefagu,fagushanghuidaiyoubutongdewupinmingzi,nikeyikanjianbierende,kanbujianzijide。
meigerenlunliufayanyiju,fayanderenkeyixuanzezijixiangyaoyuehuideduixiang,yongjianjiedeyuyanqumiaoshuduifangtoushangdedongxi,ruoduifangcaichulaile,zeerrenjintianhuianpaidandudeyuehui。lvxianwanchengrenwudekeyiyouxianxuanzeyuehuichangdi!”
guizebijiaojiandan,zhongrenbiaoshiok。
zhongrendaihaozijidefagu,ranhouzuochengyigequan。
tangyaohuanshiyiquan,gujingchentoushangdeshi:xiguatang,lingxinrandeshikapibala,sunronglideshihuoji,fuyangdeshitaiyanggonggong,zhoujinhengdeshi502jiaoshui。
neianzhaoyuanzhuzhongzheiyidangzishilaikan,zijideyinggaishidafen。。。
lidaosuiyizhilegeren,“conggulaoshikaishiba。”
gujingchenmouziyizhuan,tingliuzailetangyaotoushang,sanmiaohouyouyikai,kanxianglingxinran。
“xinran,tashiyizhongwangluoyongyu。”
凌欣冉点点头。
xiayigeshijiushilingxinran,takanzhegujingchendetouding,xianglexiang,kaikoudao:
“它是一种吃的。”
xiayigedaofuyang,tazhuantoukanxiangmianqiandekeguazidetangyao,gangxiangkaikou,yidaonanshengjiuxiangqi。
“tanglaoshi,nikantamendouzuhaoduile,woliangmeirenyaozhinengcouheguole。”zhoujinhengguzuowunaidao。
fuyangdunshibishanglezuiba。
直播间一众惨叫。
【aaa!zhoujinhengniqingxingyidian!xinranhaimeiyoudingawei!】
【xiaosunzheimekeai,weishenmeyaohetangyaozheigefengnvrenyuehui??!】
【budui!youcpqi!】
【madacp!?xiankeweijing!!】
【madecp????lipu!!】
【你再骂!】
【diandebuke,fensidougenzhediandebixuchangchangxiandan!】
gujingchenlimazhuantoukanxiangtangyao,dengtakaikou。
tangyaobaguaziqiaodiulajitong,zhuanguolaikanxiangzhoujinheng。
“zheimehuifenpei,nibuyaomingle?”
zhoujinhengditouxiuseyixiao,“jiandaotanglaoshidediyiyanwodexinjiumeile,neimingnazheyoushenmeyong??”
众人:!!
直播间:!!
唐瑶:??
tamengdezhanqishen,yaoyaqiechidao:“zhoulaoshi,womenbuheshi。”
shanggezongyinishixingaoqiao,ganliaonidienishishengsinanliao!
zhoujinhengyihuo,“weishenme?nalibuheshi?”
tangyaozuoxia,tanqidao:“yinweiwoshuhou,nishulong,woliangzaiyiqihuihoulongtong。”
zhoujinheng:“……”tahaizhenshulong。
【puhahaha!shentmhoulongtong!】
【xiaosiwolehahahaha。】
“噗哈哈哈!”
fuyangyigemeirenzhuxiaolechulai,jieguoquanchangrendeshixianlimazhuanxiangta。
zhongrenfangfozaishuo:henhaoxiaoma?
tashunjianlaoshi,“wo……yachiyoudianre,fangtachulaidoudoufeng……”
tongshitaxinlifengkuangkuqi,mingminghenhaoxiaoa!weishenmemeirenxiao?nimendoujieguoduma?!
【querenguoyanshen,zheigelianzongmeijigezhengchangren。】
【hahaha,nandaqingchedeyuchun。】
【yicidewaixianghuanlaiyibeizideneixiang。】
“keke,haolehaole,huiguizhengti,xiaofu,kaishiba。”lingxinranbahuatichehuilai,duizhefuyangwenroudao。
fuyangzhinengkanxiangshencedesunrongli,“tashiyizhongdongwu。”
sunronglidiandiantou,“nitoushangzheigechuxianlehuihenre。”
fuyangyanjingyiliang,tajibennengcaidaoshishenmele!
“太阳!”他喊道。
daoyanyaotou,“jiejinle,xiayige。”
fuyangyebuqinei,xiayilunzijikendingnengcaichulai,daoshihouzijijiushidiyiming!
ranhoudaozhoujinheng,takanzhetangyaotoushangdingzhegedafen,renbuzhuxiaochulesheng。
tangyaoliansequhei,“zhoulaoshi,niyachiyere?”
【hahahaha,yachire!!】
【dafenhahahahahaha……】
【zheigesheishejide,bixujitajiajitui!】
zhoujinhengshoulianleyixiaxiaoyi,xianglexiang,dao:
“tabirenleiduoliangbashuazi。”
众人:?
【yisiwomenliandafendoubusuan??】
【骂的真脏。】
【yuanlaiwoduizijidedingweiyizhidoucuole,woshishaoliangbashuazidedafen?】
【woqu,zhouxianshengzheidounengxiangdao?!】
【buguozheixingrongsheicaidechulai?】
【bierenbuzhidao,tangyaoshuobudingkeyi。】
【he,tanengcaichulaiwozhijiechidafen!】
【he,siyatoukebanichanhuaileba?】
tangyaotanshou:“bujiudafenma?”
meiyoufanyingguolaidezhongren:?
这不是挂!?
【woqu!tangyaozheidounengcaidao?!】
【zheiyouneimuba?!zheitadounengcaidao?!】
【chidafenneigeni??】
【wojiuzaitapangbian,taganggangshuile。】
【meishi,xinglezaichi。】
导演已经懵了。
taguyijitangyaoanpaileyigezuinancaide,mudejiushixiangrangtadiandide,zenmetayixiajiucaichulaile?
daoyanzhoumeizhuantoukanxiangshenbiandegenpai,yanlidaizhezhiwen。
genpailimajieshi,“wozhenjiaotaquzuobeijingbanle!tayedayinglede!”
bushi,zheijiemenzenmebuanyuedingchupai?!
gujingchendiyigebiaoshibuxin,tazhanqilaizhoumeidao:“tanglaoshi,nicaideweibiyetaizhunleba?jiupingyijuhuanijiunengcaidui?”
tadeyisishi,tangyaoyouneimu。
“shiatanglaoshi,zheiyouxiruguozheiyangkejiubuhaowanle。”lingxinranyezhouranshuo。
“噗!”
tangyaohaiweishuohua,zhoujinhengjiuxiaochulesheng。
gujingchenlimakanxiangta,yanlidaizhediyi。
“zhoulaoshi,nixiaoshenme?”
zhoujinhengtaimoukanxianggujingchen,lianshangdexiaoyihaiweisanqu。
“shenmeneimu,mingmingshiwohetanglaoshixinyoulingxihaobuhao?”
zhoujinhengshuowan,zhuantoukanxiangshencederen。
“是吧,唐老师?”
tangyaodeshixianzaierrenlianshangliuzhuan,zuizhongdechujielun。
“nizhangdeshuai,niyanzhiyouli。”
顾璟沉:??
【zhoujinhengqueshishuaia!】
【楼上上桌吃饭!】
【xiaole,guyingdicaishizuishuaidehaobuhao?zheimejuyougongjilidezhangxiangshineigegaochouxiangdenengbide?nimenyanjingdouxiale?】
huifuloushang:【loushangshigujingchendeheifenba?zheimejitazhaohei?】
楼上回复:【嘻嘻】
【……】
【bushi,wochengrenzhoujinhengshitingshuaide,danshiguyingdiyebuchahaobuhao!tebieshiyanjing,nimenmeiganjuepipidema?】
【痞眼子吗?】
【?】
“tangyao!ni!”gujingchenliansenankanzhiji,kepianpianwufafanbo。
zuizhonghaishidaoyanchulaishuotangyaobingmeiyoutiqianzhidaocaizuoba。
henkuai,youxijieshu,jieguoyechulaile。
tangyaohezhoujinhengdiyiming,fuyanghesunronglidierming,gujingchenhelingxinrandiandi。
daoyankanzhezhibojianmanpingdeyuanqi,limaqiaomimidebatangyaojiaochulai。
daoyanmanlianyansu,kanzhetangyaodeyanshenshifenbushan。
“tanglaoshi,wojideheyueshuodehenqingchu,nishilaidangbeijingbande,nixianzaishizaizuoshenme?nihaixiangbuxiangyaotonggaofeile?!”
tangyaowenyan,yipaishouzhang。
“冤枉啊!导演!”
daoyanbeitangyaozheiyifanguijiaojiheleyidatiao,“yuanwang?!”
tangyaodantiaodaodaoyanshenbian,ranhoudao:
“shia!woyijinghennulizaibailanle,keshizhoujinhengshigegaoshoua!wozheishitangyingde!zheishishuangrenyouxi,niyinggaijiaozhoujinhengyebailana!”
daoyanhuangrandawu,“ee!……buxing。”
zhoujinhengkeshitaiziye!tazenmekenengganyaoqiutashenme?!
daoshihouzhoujiashaguolai,takeyishoushishoushiqushile。
keshigujingchenhelingxinranshiqinernv,erqieguanzhongyaokandeshitalianga!
唐瑶:“为什么?”
yuanzhuzhongdoushiweiraonannvzhudeaiqingxiede,doumeiyoutidaozhoujinheng,nandaotashiyigeyinzangdedalao??
daoyanmianshangdaizheweinan,takanxiangyanqiandetangyao。
jiejuebulewenti,neijiubawentipaojibierenjiejue。
“tanglaoshi,zheijiushinidegongzuole,wobuguanniyongshenmebanfa,fanzhengxiayigeyouxi,guyingdihelingxinranbixudeshidiyiming,erni……bixudeshizuihouyiming。”
tangyaochadianxianzhuoerqi,keshidaoyanshenchulewugenshouzhi,tangyaoyigepanzhoudanzouweiyouzuolehuiqu。
“haodedaoyan,baode。”tangyaoweixiao。
buguanyongshenmebanfa?neizheidaoyanbujiushizaijitasongqianma?
发疯娱乐圈,你颠我也颠