疯了吧!你管这叫土地神
《疯了吧!你管这叫土地神》 小说介绍
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“噗......”
cishi，chenlaozaitingdaolekenteyizhangdehuazhihou。
zhendeshimeiyoubengzhu，xiaole！
duifangzheixintaihaixuyaoliliana！
zheicaijigehuihe，jiuyijingbengbuzhuzhijiezhanshichulezijidelangziyexinle？
“xiangyaowomenxiaguo，jiaochuzhizaozheizhongdaojuqingdandejishuma？”
chenlaoneiyishuangruilideyanmou，jiuzheimekanzhetongxunhuiyiduimiandekenteyizhang。
“......shi！！”
kenteyizhangzuanjinquantou，zhongzhongdeshuodao！
“kenteyizhang，niganggangdejudonga，rangwoxiangqileyigexiaogushi。”chenlaocishiqingqingdefulefushouzhang，ranhouhuanhuanyixiao，“shiyigepeisuojiangdegushi。”
“peisuojiang？？”kenteyizhangwenyan，lengzhule，womingmingzairangnimenxiaguojiaochujishu！
zenmeturanhewochechuleshenme“peisuojiang”degushile？！
“peisuojiangdegushi？！si......wohaoxiangyoudianmingbaizanmenchenzongsideyisile！”
“peisuojiang......peisuo......pei......hahaha！dongledongle！wodongle！！”
“xu！heiheihei！jixuwangxiakan！！！”
“嗯！！”
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di47zhang
“shenmepeisuojiangdegushi？”
“nidaodixiangyaoshuoshenme？”
kenteyizhangningzhemeitou，shuodao。
“shuoshiyouyitiana。”chenlaocishiheleyikoucha，ranhouhuanhuanshuodao：“youyigexingyingdexiansheng，xiabandaojiamenkouzhihou，gangxiangkaimen，yimokoudai，quefaxianzijijiadeyaochidiule。”
“zheixiazijiubazheiweiyingxianshengjijizhule，bianjimangdedadianhuajiaolaileyiweikaisuopeiyaochidelaoshifu。”
“ranhoukaisuolaoshifulaidaoleyingxianshengjiamenkouzhihoua，sanxiawuchuerdejiubamensuojidakaile。”
“youyuni，zheiyingxianshengdeyaochidiule，suoyizheilaoshifujiuwenzheiyingxiansheng。”
“你配吗？”
“zheiyingxianshenga，xinlizhejia，dangchangjiulikediantou，lianlianshuodao。”
“我配，我配！”
“suihou，peiyaochidelaoshifuyouwen。”
“那你配个几把？”
shuodaozheili，chenlaobianfangxialebaowenbei，lianshangguazhesixiaofeixiaodebiaoqing。
“呃......”
“zheijiushuowanle？”kenteyizhangzuzudengxiawendenglelaobantian，lengshimeiyoudengdaoxiawenzhihou，bianjingedewendao。
“shuowanle。”chenlaoshuodao。
“bushi，neijiejumeishuoa？”kenteyizhangwendao。
“说了啊。”
“neipeigejiba？”kenteyizhangzaiyiciwendao。
“duia！”chenlaoxiaozhediantou，“peigejiba！”
“duia？peigejibaa？”kenteyizhangyouwendao。
“bushihuidanilema？peigejiba！”chenlaozaiyicikendingdeshuodao。
liangbianzheimeniyijuwoyijudehuida。
zhijieranggongkaihuiyizhibojianneidewangyoumenbengbuzhule！
“puhahahaha......nimenkan！kenteneilaoxiaozixianzaihaitmbeimengzaigulini！”
“yitadezhishang，gujidexuyaohaojiucainenglijiezheigegushilimianyaoshuodeyisi！hahaha！xiaosiwole，tahaizijizaineilishuo‘peigejibaa’，hahaha......”
“keke，woyemeiyoukandong？zheidaodiyaopeishangjibaa？”
“？？？”
“gemen，nizixishenshenti！zheitmshiyaochiyaopeijibadewentima？”
“bushipeijibadewentima？”
“haha！cijibafeibijiba！”
“dengdeng！wocou！wokanchulaile！hahaha！kanchulaile！”
“kanchulaileba？xiaosiwole！neikentelaoxiaozihaizaiwenni！”
“hahaha......”
kenteyizhangcishitaiqishou，anzhuleerzhongdewuxiandianerji。
半分钟之后。
zhijiandao，tadeliansecongyuanbendeyihuo，manmandibianchengleningzhong。
接着到了最后。
便难看到了极致！！
henmingxian，ganggangshiyourengaosuta，xiaguodaibiaofangsuoshuodeneixiehuashishenmeyisile。
意思很简单！
xiangyaorangwomenxiaguojiaochuzhizaochaojiqingdandejishu？
你配吗？！
你配？！！
你配个几把！！！
怒！！
大怒！！！
cishidekenteyizhanghenbudeliketiaojiaomaniang！！
“肯特议长。”
“怎么了？”
“nideliansezenmeturanzheimenankan？”
“shibushichihuaishenmedongxile？”
chenlaokanzhehuiyitongxunhuamianzhizhongdekente，ranhouyilian“guanqie”dewendao。
“ni！！！”kenteyizhangcishidexueyayijingkaishi“cengcengceng”debiaoshengle！
最终。
kentezhinengjiangzheiyikouqijiyanxiaqu！！
kanlai，xiangyaorangxiaguojiaochuzheizhongkeji......shibukenengdele。
erjintiandexianshanggongkaihuiyi，sihuyekuaiyaoluoxiaweimule。
kenteyizhangcishiyonglidemiqiyanjing。
ranhoushuodao：“chenzongsi。”
“wojide，haiyoubudaobanniandeshijian，zanmenqinianyidudelukongshuangyulianhejunyanjiuyaodaoleba？”
“ai！woshizhendexiwang，nimenbuyaoxiangqinianqiandeneichangjunyanyiyang，qiangxingchengdaojunyanjieshu。”
“shuoshihua，wozhendeyoudiantinimenxiaguodanxina。”
guanyu“hedan”zheijianshiqing，kendingshicongxiaguozheilitaobudaoshenmehaochule。
neizhinengzaiqitadelingyufangmian，jixudayanimen！
jiubiru，quanqiuanquanlianhexiehuimeiqiniandouyaojinxingyicidelianhejunyanzhou！
qishishuoshilianhejunyanzhou，shuobailejiushigegeguojiadouliangliangzijidexinxingwuqi！
谁的武器强！
sheizaijiexialaidequanqiudiweishang，jiuzhanyouzhejueduizhudaodehuayuquan！
suiranzheixienianlaixiaguoyijingfenqizhizhui！
danshi，yebudebuchengren。
mifangzaijunshishilishangmian，haishiyaoqiangyuxiaguode。
danyezhengshiyinweiruci，xiaguodejunshishilicainengrucidetufeimengjin！
yinweiluohoujiuyaoaidazheijuhua，yongyuandoushizhendi！
zheigeshijieshang，zhijiangjiuyidian。
那就是！
sheidequantouda！sheijiushilaoda！！
sheishuohuajiuyoujueduidehuayuquan！！
“zheijianshiqing，jiubulaofannikenteyizhangfeixinle。”
chenlaoweiweimiqiyanjing，linglideyanmoujiuzheimezhijieyukenteduishang！
一时间。
nongliewubidehuoyaowei，douyijingkuosandaowangluoshangle！
“jintiandexianshanghuiyidaocijieshu。”kenteyizhangfangwanweixiedehuazhihou，bianzhijierangrenguanbilehuiyi。
毕竟。
huiyizhibojianjixukaizhe，yemeiyourenhedeyiyile。
zhengtilaishuo，zheiyicidehuiyi，tamenmifangquanchengluorulexiafeng！
也只有最后。
kentezijiqiangxingdechechulebannianzhihoudejunyanzhou，caimianqiangdezhaohuileyidiandiandemianzi。
“tamenxiaguozuijinsihuzhendeyoujueqidejixianga！”
huiyijieshuzhihou，yuehandaxiaolikelaidaolekenteyizhangdeshenbian，ranhouzhoumeishuodao。
“jueqi？！”kenteyizhanglengxiaodao：“fangxin！bannianzhihoudeguojilianhejunyanzhou，womenjianghuizhijiejikuixiaguodexinlifangxian！”
“约翰大校！”
“congxianzaikaishi，nibixuxuanchuzuiqiangdeyizhiduiwu！”
“ranhouzaizhihoudeguojilianhejunyanzhoushangmian，zaidunaxiadiyi！！”
“daoshihou，yongzanmenzuihaodejunshizhuangbei，henhendeyazhiyixiatamenxiaguo！！”
tingwanlekenteyizhangdehuazhihou，yuehandaxiaolikeyigelizheng！
“shi！！kenteyizhang！！！”
另一边。
东夏军区内。
songweiyuchenlaoliangrentuichulexianshanghuiyijian。
“tamenlaomishizhendexiaozhanga！”songweicishichezhezuijiaoshuodao：“kanyangzi，jintianzheichanghuiyi，tamenchikuile，ranhouxiangyaozaibannianzhihoudejunyanzhoushangmian，bachangzijizhaohuilai！”
“hu......”chenlaoningleningmeitou，“tamenlaomixiaozhangyebushiyitianliangtianle。”
“kandewozhenxiangshangqujineikenteyijiao！”songweishenshendetuleyikouqi。
“baogao！chenzongsi！songwei！”yimingjunkerenyuanxunsudelaidaoletamenliangrendemianqian，ranhoulizhenghuibaodao。
“zhangshaoxiaoneibianlaixiaoxile！”
“tamenyijingjiabanjiadiandewanchengle《hengkongchushi2》dianyingdehouxushouweipaishe！”
“yanxia，chengpinyijingjianjichulaile！”
“hao！！”chenlaowenyan，miansedunshiyixi，“zou！likedaiwomenqukankan！”
“是！！”
yixiangdaotudishenzheiweijiqikongbudechaojikejitiancai，haipagechuizideguojijunyanzhou！
neikeshinengtushoucuohedandechaojihenren！
zaishunshoucuodianqitajunshiwuqi，butemexinshounianlai？
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东夏军区内。
junchudaloulideyichuhuiyijiannei。
zheiliyijingzuomanledongxiajunquneidegecengjunshizhang。
eryanxia，tamenyanqiandedayingpingshangmian。
播放的！
heranshilaiyangfasongguolaidediyiban《hengkongchushi2》dedianying。
suoyourendemuguangzhizhong，douchongmanlenongnongdezunjing！
因为他们知道。
ruguobushizheixiefenbugushendekeyanrenyuan，xiaguogenbenjiubukenengyongyourujinzheibanqiangshengdejumian！
errangxiaguoqiangdadedaijia，neijiushiyiweiyouyiweikeyanrenyuanmenwusidefengxian！！
要知道。
dangchuyanjiu“he”deshihou，neikemeiyouxiangxianzaizheiyangzheimeduofangfushedezhuangbei！
neikeshizhendenamingzaigaokeyan！！
此时。
dianyinghuamianyijingjinxingdaolemangmangdagebishangmianle。
“qidonghedanfashejing！！”
画面之中！
pangdadexiagu，turanjian！
宛如被巨斧劈开！
yizuozhenhanxinpodepangdahedanfashejing，jiuzheimexuxuzhankai！
suihou，suizhejuqingdetuijin！
yanxiayijinglaidaoledianhuodeshike！
“3！”
“2！”
“1！”
“点火！”
“嗡——！！！！”
“hong！！！！！！！”
zheishixianchangshouyin，jueduibaifenzhibaidezhenshi！
meiyouyongdaohouqiderenhetexiao！！
zhijiandaoneimeipangdawubidehedankaishishengkong！
ranhouzaikongzhongjinxinglecefangdiaozheng，suihouhuazuoyidaolijian！！
chaozheyuanchudehebaodidianfeixingerqu！
“嘭”的一声！
yinbaohongmingdunshichuanlai！！
在两分钟之后！
tiandiyipianzhouyediandao！！
随后！
bianshichaojiqingdandezhenhandengchang！！！
“honghonghonghonghonghong！！！！”
“honghonghonghonghonghong！！！！”
“......”
liangqiangonglizhiwaidepaishehuamian，douyijingzugouzhanxianchuneikongbudehebaozitaile。
gengjiabieshuohebaodezhongxinle！
neijianghuishiyifushenmeyangdekongbuhuamian！！
随着剧情的推进。
hebaozhihoudehuamian，yezhanxianzailezhongrendeyanqian！！
zhijiandaoyigeshenbujiandidetiankeng，jiuzheimezhanxianzaileyanqiandeyingpingzhishang！！
zheiyiduanhebaodedianyinghuamian。
zhijierangzaizuodesuoyouren，douganjuedaolebeijiyizhenfahan！
更何况！
tamenyedoucongchenlaohesongweizheilidezhi，neibeichengzhiweidianyingdaojudeqingdan。
是真家伙！！
erzheidianyingyeshishijingpaishe！
meiyourenhehouqidiannaohechengdehuamian！！
zheicaishizuizuizhenhande！！
“hu......songwei，chenzongsi，woganjuezheidianyingyijingfeichangwanmeile，meiyoushenmedifangxuyaoxiugaile。”
“tebieshizuihouhebaodehuamian......taizhenhanle！”
“......”
chenlaocishishenshendishuleyikouqi，ranhouxiaozheshuodao：“hao。”
“jiranruci，neijiushibuyichi。”
“jinwanwojiuranglaiyangtamenbayugaopianjianjichulai。”
“ranhou，gongyingshijiandehua。”
“wodaoshihouqinzipaoyitang，quxunwenyixianeiweichaojitiancaideyijian！”
“songwei，nilailianxiyixiaguojiadianyingguanliju，rangtamenneibianbasuoyoudianyingdangqidouwanghoudiaozhengyixia。”
“shi！”songweilikediantou！
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翌日，清晨。
江城军工部内。
“dui，zheitaijiqijiufangzaia1quyuba。”
“hao，neibiande，chachexiaozu，guolaibazheiliangtaijiqifangzaiwoshenhoumiandezheikuaiquyuli。”
“haiyouzheibiandezheixiezhuangzhi，jiuzanshixianfangzaineibiandecangkulimianba。”
“好，嗯。”
cishidetudishen，zhengzainazhebihezhi，kaishiguihuazhezijiquanxindedaojushengchanchejian！
zuotianyuchenlaoshangdingwanlexindianyingdaojudezhizaozhihou。
lilaojiutiyi，zhijiejiangjiangchengjiaoqudedaojugongchangjibandaojiangchengjungongbunei。
tudishenzheizirandafangjieshou。
毕竟。
yaoshiyoulejunqudezhichi，zijiyenenggaodaoyixiejiqixiyoudecailiao！
ruci，cainenggenghaodedazhanshenshou！
erqie，shuobudingyihouhainengyouxindedingdanjixuheguojiaduihezuo，neizaijiangchengjungongbuneijiugengjiafangbianle。
连运费都能省下来。
更加主要的是。
zijizaijiangchengjungongbuneideyiqiehuafei，quanbudouyouguojiaduidoudi！
这岂有不来之理？
“小陆，怎么样？”
“zheidifanghaimanyiba？”
lilaojinzaoyeqileyigedazao，hetudishenyiqimangqianmanghou。
一直忙到了现在。
cishidelilao，laidaoletudishendemianqian，xiaozhewendao。
“manyi。”tudishenyexiaozhehuiyingdao，“zheijiwotengchulaidegongchang，zuzubijiangchengjiaoquneibiandaleershibei。”
“bieshuoershibeile！”lilaopailepaixiongtang，“zhiyaoxiaoluniyijuhua。”
“bizheizaidaershibeidedifang，douyaojinitengchulai！！”
“haha！xing！”tudishenyebujiaoqing，diantoushuodao：“dengyihou，ruoshizhendexuyaobizheihaidadequyu，neiwokejiuzhijieshuole。”
“hahaha！zhiyaoniyijuhua，laoliwoshadounengjinigaoding！”lilaokaihuaidaxiaoleqilai。
“biedebushuo，jiulaoliwozheishenfen，suiranshuojunqulimianmeiyoushenmedaquanli，danshinixiangyaoyixiexiqiguguaideyuansu，wodounengbaifenzhibaijinigaodaoshou！”
“zheidianquanli，wohaishiyoude。”
tudishendiandiantou，takemeiyourenhedehuaiyi。
毕竟。
lilaokeshizhenggexiaguoyuanzihenengyanjiuyuandeyuanzhang，zaijiashangyoushizuixianyipiyanjiuchuyuanzidanheqingdandeguozhidongliang！
pingjiezheiyangdeshenfen，zhiyaoshidiqiushangmianyoudeyuansu，tadounengqingsonggaodaoshou！
erzheiyangyilai，zijijiugengjiafangbianle！
wangyoushiyundianping：chaojichaojichaojihaokan，fengleba!niguanzheijiaotudishenzheibenshushiwozheijitianyilai，faxianzuirangwoxihuandeyibenshu，yeshirangwokandexiaqule，wozheigerenkanshutebietiaotidanshizheiyibenhaoruxin，chaojixihuana！！！！！xiwanghoumiandejuqinghuifeichangfeichangjingcai，qidaizuozhemohuangdandingdada。
wangyouhuangyanfuxinrendianping：buchuibuhei，zhixiangqiqiuzuozhewensiquanyong，xiabishenzhu，dazibulei！