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1xuxiaoxiaoshibeichengguanchedelabashengchaoxingde。tarouzhenaodaicongxiaodianlvhouzuoxialai,banzhengyan,
kanjianjigeshenchuanzhifuderenzhengwangzheibianzou。qizhongyigegaogenanren,dongzuoliluo,mianwubiaoqing,
chaotadetanzijingzhizoulai。lubianzaoqidejigetanzhuyijingkaishishoushidongxi,yuanyuantixingta:“xiaoxu,kuaishou,
jintianchengguanlaizhende!”tazhoulezhoumeitou,toufahaimeizhahao,
sanjiaoliangjiaopaoguoquhuzhuzijiganggangbaihaodemeiguiganhuahexiangxundeng。“ai——biedongwodongxia,
zheishiwozijizuode,heguishougongyipin!”tashengdiaobugaobudi,
xiangshizheijinianyingduizhifaduiyuanlianchulaidezhiyesuyang。kenanrendedongzuobitakuai,tayijingdunxialeshen,
yishouenzhulemuxiangjiao。tameidong,yemeifancha,ershijingjingdikanzheta。neishuangyan,shenerchen,
xiangshiduonianqianwuyetushuguanli,tazhuanshenyizhuang、zhuangjintahuailishidemoyang。tanaozihongyishengzhakai,
banshangcaijichuyijuhua:“ji……duizhang?”nanrenmeiyoudiantou,yemeiyoufouren。tazhishizhaixiazhifajiluyi,
yuqilengjingergongshigongban:“xuxiaoxiao,jintiannitanweibeishiminshimingjubaoweiguizhandao,qingpeihewodiaocha。
”“nifengle?”tataitou,henhendidingzhuta,shouqueyijingxiayishidibayichuanhuadengzhuaihuilehuaili。
“niburenshiwole?”“renshi。”tasangyindiya,“wunianqian,woshininanpengyou。xianzai,
woshizhifarenyuan。”“ni**jiangdaoli。”talengxiaoyisheng,xinkoududelihai。tayiweiwunianguoqu,
zheirenzaojiuwangleta。tayepianzijiwangleta。kezheiyiju“woshizhifarenyuan”,
jingbidangnianneiju“womenfenshouba”haiyaozharen。“nixiangganshenme?chaiwotan?fawokuan?juliuwo?
”tayanshenfahen,“haishixiangbaofuwodangnianshuaileni?”“doubushi。”tahuranchuimou,
sangyindixiaqujifen:“nijintianbiebaile,genwohuiduililugebilu,zouliucheng。”“he,zouliucheng?
wokannishizouxinle。”“xiaoxiao。”tahuranhanletademingzi。zheishengtaishule。taxinliyitiao。
“nibiejiaowozheige。”tapieguolian,toudingdechenguanghuangyan。tazhanzhishen,kantadongzuohenqing,
queyibuyeburangdizhanzaitatanziqian。zheizitai,tataishu。congqianshangxueshi,tabeilaoshidianmingpiping,
siburencuo,tazhanzaitaqianmianshuo:“tabushineiyisi。”taneishihoubushuofeihua,jujudaizhixingli。
erxianzai,tachenglezhenzhengdezhifazhe,zhanzaitarenshenglizuibuyuanbeidaraodedifang。talengxiaozheditoushoutan,
yibianshou,yibianyaoya。“nizhenxing,jiduizhang。dangnianzhui**yishenqiongshujuanqi,
xianzaihuilaikaoyishenzhifuweifeng?”tameidong,shouqueshenguolai,jiezhutachadiandiaoxiaqudehuaping。tataiyan,
kanjiantashoubeishangdeba——daxuebiyeqianneigeyeli,tamenbanjiashinongde。
neishihoutashuo:“dengwogongzuoandingle,womenzugedadiandewuzi。”xianzai,tachuanzhezhifuzhanzaitatanqian,
jingxianggemoshengren。tabushuohua,tayebucui,zhidengtamanmanbatanshouwan。zuihou,tatizhexiangzi,
congtashenbianzouguoqushitingzhujiao。“wotanzihebuheguinizijiqingchu。zhenxiangcha,jiuchaqingchuzailai。
”“jubaorenshuonizhanyongfeihuadingquyu。”“neijubaorenshibushinipaide?”“bushi。
”“nihaihuisahuangle。”tazouleliangbu,youhuitoudingzheta:“nihaijidedangniannishuoshenmefenshouliyouma?
”“xiaoxiao。”“nishuoniyaoqukaogongwuyuan,yaozaishilizhanwenjiaogen,yaogenwofenshou,
shiweilerangwoguodehaoyidian。”tayiziyidun,yaodejizhong:“xianzainikaoshangle,chenglechengguan。
jiuhuilaiguanwozheigexiaotanfanle?”tadishengshuo:“bushihuilaiguanni,shihuilaizhaoni。”tayileng,
jiaoxiadunzhu。“kewobuxiangzaijianni。”“neitianwomeilaisongni,nijihenwohenjiule,duima?
”“wobushijihen。”tataiqitou,xiaodefengci,“wojiushipazijixianzaizheigeyangzi,beinikanjian。
”tachenmobanshang,sangyinluodejidi:“wozaojiuzhidaonizaizuotanzile。”“niyiweinizangdezhu?
”“nizuodehuadengworendechu,niyiqianshuoguo,xiangkaiyijia‘yehuaxiaopu’。”tazhengzhu,lianseshunjianbianle。
“suoyinishiguyilaide?”“wozaijiejubaozhiqian,kandaozhaopianjiurenchushinile。”“neinihailai?
”“niyiweiwobulai,jiunengzaijiandaoni?”tadeshengyinhuranbagao,liantazijidouxiangheleyitiao。
tajiemaozhanlezhan,linzhemuxiangdeshougengjinle。“wobuxianghenizhonglai。
”“neiniweishenmehaizhuzaiwomenyiqianzudeneitiaojie?
”“niweishenmeliantanzidoubaizaiwomenyuehuideneijiakaodiguadianqian?”tahuxiyidun,zhuantoujiuzou。
“wojinggaoni,bieyiweinixianzaichuanlezheishenyifu,wojiudetingnidehua。”tameidong,
quedishengyingleyiju:“bushiyaonitingwohua。”“wozhishixiangkankanniguodehaobuhao。”“xianzaikandaole,
wobufangxin。”tabuziyidun,meishuohua,yemeihuitou,muxiangdegunlunzaishibandishangyiludianbo,
xiangtaciketiaodekuaibaozhadexintiao。tabuzhidaojiyudaodixiangganshenme。ketazhidao,
zijiyuanbenyongwunianshijianduichulaidekuijia,zaizheigenanrenyiju“wobufangxin”li,kaishiliekaifengle。
2xuxiaoxiaohuijianeitian,tiangangliang。tadunzaimenkouchaixiangzi,toufasanluan,zhijiafengliquanshimeiguihuani。
tabaneixiehaimeilaidejishangjiadexiangxundengyigegetaochulai,fangzaisuliaobushangshai。
xiangweihunzhenituqixizaiqingchendefengliyoudong,xiangshimouzhongwenroudechaoxiao。tashimianle。
zuowanjiyuzhanzaitatanqianshineishuangyanjing,xianggexiulededingzi,yizhizhazaitanaozili。
tayiweizijizaojiuchedifangxiale。keshentichengshidehen,talianyezhenglitanzideshihou,shoudouzaidou。
menkoudelaolinjujitasonglailianggenyoutiao,tanqi:“xiaoxua,zaoshuoguorangnizaodianqushenqinggelinshizheng,
tingshuochengguanneibianxianzaihuanleduizhang,rentebiehen。”tadiandiantoumeizuosheng,
naohailiyoufuxianchujiyuzhaixiazhifajiluyineiyimu。taxianzaicaizhidao,shenmejiaohen。mingmingyishenzhengzhuang,
quepianyaozairenzuiruandedifangxiashou。tamingzhidaozijishitazheibeizizuibuyuanzaitideren。
pianyaochuanzhezhifuchuxianzaitatanqian,xiangshiyaotabajiuzhangyibibifanqingchu。tasisiyaozheyoutiao,
yikouyeyanbuxiaqu。shoujihuranxiangle。shiweixintuisong,lianxirenbeizhushi“jiyu”,tayouyupianke,
caidiankai。zhiyouyijuhua:【woshenqinglelinshitanfanpaizhaojini,bieluanpao,dengpi。】taqidexiaole。
talian“wobuxuyaoniguan”zheijuhuadoudaleyiban,zuihouhaishishanle。
taxianzaibushineigeshenmedoukeyigentachaodedaxueshengle。tahuodetaiqingchu,shenmejiaowuyiwukao。neitianwanshang,
tabaneitiaojieshangsuoyounengkaotanweishengderendouwenleyiquan,queshi,shiyourenzaibeihoudingzheta。
yourenbuyuantazaineibianshengyizuoxiaqu。tongxingtaiduo,liyitaiji。tabenxiangzhezijimomobantan,
huantiaojiezhongxinkaishi。kejiyuyichuxian,jiuxiangbatasuoyoude“momo”dousisuile。taqupifashichangnahuoshi,
gangdaomenkou,shoujiyouxiangle。【nizainaer?】tameihui。yifenzhonghou,dianhuadaguolai。
talengxiaojieqi:“nishibushijingshenbing?nixianzaiguanwoshenghuoqijule?”“wolaisongnidongxi。
”“woshenmedoubuxuyao。”“nizuowandiaoleyizhishoutao,wopanishoudong。”tashouyijin,
kanjianshoubianqueshikongleyizhihuisebushoutao。“niguia?”“nineitianbatanzidiuwoneier,wozhenglileyixia。
”“nizhengliwodongxi?”“wozhidongleshoutao,biejinzhang。”“neinixianzaizaina?”“zainihoumian。
”tamengdihuitou。tachuanzhebianfu,shoulitizhezhidai,xiangshiluren。zhibuguozhei“luren”yanshentaishu。
tacongdaxueshiqijiushizheizhongbujinbuman、wendaojizhidenanren,yanshenkanrenxiangzaijisuanwendu。takantayiyan,
xiangzou。tazhuileliangbu,diguozhidai。“limianyouweijin、nuanbaobao,haiyouxindeshoutao。
”“nijuedewoshiqigai?”“wojuedenishouliang。”tayaozheya,niutouzou。tazaihoumianhan:“xiaoxiao,
nibuxiangtingtingwoneinianweishenmezouma?”“wozhidao。”“nixiangkaogongwuyuan,buxiangwodengni。”“budui。
”tashengyinyouxiechen。“wokaoshangle。kezuzhibawoanpaiquwaishengpeixunliangnian,woneitianshijiedaodiaolingcaizoude。
”“nizenmebushuo?”“woshuole,nikendinggenzhelai。”“suoyinijiuzizuozhuzhang,baworengxia?
”“bushireng。”tayibubukaojin,yadishengyin。“shipanigenzhewoquyigerenshengdibushudedifang,
zaiduanlezijifazhan。”“wopawotuoni。”“suoyinixuanzerangwoyigerenkang?
”“woyiwei……nihuigenghenwo,zheiyanghaofangxia。”tahoulongyijin,meixiangdaozheirenjieshidezheimegancui。
tahuranjuede——tazheiwunian,shibushibeitayongliangjuhuajiudabailequanbukunandejiazhi。tabunengren。
tayaozheya,tuchuyiju:“nitaiziyiweishile。”“dui。woshi。”tachensheng,“woyiweinihuiwanglewo。
kenihaizaizuo‘yehua’。”tayileng。“nihaijidewodianming?”“wozenmekenengwang?
”“womenneishihoulianlogodouhuahaole,jiuchakaidianle。”“xiaoxiao,wobushituranhuilai。
wozaojiuzaidiaohuishilideshihou,jiuzaizhaoni。”“nimeibiyaozhaowo。”“you。”takanzheta,
yanlishicongweixiexiaguodekezhihetong。“wolai,shixiangwenwenni——yuanbuyuanyizhongxinshishi。”tachixiaoyisheng。
“nishibushiyiweizijixianzaishigongwuyuan,shenjiabuyiyangle,wojiuhuidaotiehuilai?
”“niyiqianbushizheiyangderen。”“niyebushi。”taniutou,“niyiqianbuhuizheiyangqifuwo。
”tameizaishuohua。zhibaneizhidaifangzaitadiandongchetabanshang。“nizuodehua,haokan。”“womafangzaiwuli,
shuomeitiandouxiangguojie。”talengzhu。“nima……haihao?”“nizouneinian,tachachulaimanxingbing。
wopaninanguo,jiumeigaosuni。”“tahaidianjini,shuonibiwohaidongshenghuo。”xuxiaoxiaodebizihuranyisuan。
“nizaishuoyiju,wokenengjiuyuanliangnile。”taxiaole,shengyinqingdexiangfeng。“neiwobushuole。
”“dengniyuanyiyuanliangdeshihou,nigaosuwo。”tazhanzaiyuandi,beiyingjiangzhi。dengtazouyuan,
tacaidakaineizhidai,kandaolimianchuleweijinshoutao,haiyoutaaichidedoushabing,yicengzhibaodeyanyanshishi。
tadunxia,baozhexigai,xiaozhexiaozheyankuangjiushile。wunianguoqu。neigelianfenshoudoushuodejuejuedenanren,
haishijidetaxihuandoushaduo、buyaozhimadekouwei。tabuzhidaotashibushizhendehuilaizhuita。tazhizhidao,
taneifuzaojiugaisitoudexin,jingran,haizaitiao。3zicongneitianqi,
xuxiaoxiaodetanqianjiuduoleyige“busuzhike”。meitianliudianban,tagangbasanchengkai、dengchuanguaqi,
jiyujiuchuxianzaitanzipang。bushilaichatan,yebujianghua,jiuzhanzhe。fengchuidetazhifulieliexiang,
tajiazhuangkanbujian。keshenbianneigudaizheboheweideganjingqixi,
hetazhanzilineigu“woshigongquanli”deyapogan,tabizheyandourendechu。“nidaodixiangganma?
”tadisantianmeirenzhu,heizheliankaikou。“peinikantan。”“wobuxuyaonipei。”“wozaizhixinggongwu,
xunchagaijiequyutanfanzhixu。”“nimeitiandoulaiwozheibianxun,shibushitai‘pianxin’ledian?
”“nishizhongdianbaohuduixiang。”talizhiqizhuangdishuowan,taishoudiguolaiyibeiredoujiang。“zaofanmeichi。
”tadengletayiyan,meijie。tajiubudongle,nazheneibeidoujiang,yizhijuzaitamianqian。
zhouweitanfanzaojiukanshaleyan。“xiaoxiaoa,nijiazheiweichengguannanpengyouzhentitie。”“bushi。”tayaoya,
“tabushiwonanpengyou。”“neitazheizhifataidu,yetaibubiaozhunleba?”“nimenbiexiaqihong。
”“kewokantabinihaizhundianshangxiaban。”“dui,tayoubing。”jiyumeihuiying,
zhimomozaiyipangchailebaozidiguolai。“jinzaohuankouwei,jiucaijidan,qingdanyidian。
”tadingzhebaozipishangdereqi,yaoyajieguo:“chiniyidunsuanwodaomei。”tahuranxiaole,
neiyishunjianlianyanweidouranlenuanse。“neiwojixudaonimei。”taxintiaoyizhi,zhuantoubuzailita。
kexinliyouyikuaidifang,beitaqingqinganleyixia,meilaiyoudiruanle。diqitianzaoshang,taqiwanle。fengtaida,
shoutuicheshangdeyichuanxiangxunladiaoxialai,suileyidi。tadunxiashenqujian,shouzhibeibolihuapo。xianxueyongchulai,
tayaozhechun,jixushoushi。zheishineishuxidepixieshengxiangqi。“nizenmebudaishoutao?”“wolandedai。
”“nizheirenzenmejiubuxuehuizhaoguziji?”tawanyao,nachusuishenjijiubao,dongzuoxianshudijitabaozha。
tadingzhetarenzhenbaozhadeshou,huranhoutougengzhu。taxiangqidaxueneicitafashao,talingchenliangdianpaoqumaituishaotie,
huilaishitoulewaitao。neishihoudetahexianzaihaoxiangmeichataiduo。zhishixianzaigengchen、gengwen,yegengrangrenfangbuxia。
tadishengwen:“nizheijitiandaodixiangganshenme?”“xiangzhuini。”“niyiqianzhuiwo,yemeizheimebuyaolian。
”“yiqianshinixianbiaobaide。”“woneishihounaozijinshui。”tahurantaitoukanta,
yanlimeixiao:“neiwoxianzailai,rangnizhongxinxihuanwo。”“nijuedenipei?”“wopei。”tashuodehenqing,
quejiwen:“niyigerenchenglewunian,wozhidaoniburongyi。”“nibuxuyaowo,danwoxuyaoni。”“xiaoxiao,
woxianggennizaiyiqi。”tazhengzhu。tashuozheihuashi,yangguangdazaitajianbangshang,zhifuxiabaizaifengzhongqingbai,
taxiangjileneigecongtushuguanzoulai、batacongrenqunliyiyanrenchulaideshaonian。zhishineishaoniancengzhuanshenliqu,
rujinyouzhiyihuilai。dangwanshoutan,tabenyiweitazoule。ketaganghuidaoxiaoqumenkou,
jiukandaotadunzailouxiataijieshang,shoulilinzheyidaicai。“nihaibuzou?”“jinizuofan。
”“nishibushifengle?”“woxiangchinizuodefan。”“wobuzuo。”“neiwozuo。”tashuowanjiuqishen,
genzhetajinlelou。tazhuzailaojiuxiaoqudewulou,loudaodenghuaile,loutishihua。tagenzaihoumian,
yilutizhecaimeifachuyidiansheng。jinmenhou,takaozhemenkoubudong。“nizhenyaozuofan?”“ng。
”“wochufangyouyanjihuaile,huoxiao,caidaodun,yanyekuaimeile。”“wodaileyan。”tachadianbeitaqixiaole。
takaishixicai,taduozaishafashangbaozhezhentoutoukan。tadongzuobuxiangyigezhihuizhifadechengguan。qiecaililuo,
peicaidapeiyouxu,liandiaoweiliaodouzhangwodejihao。tazhongyurenbuzhu:“nishibushitiqianlianguo?
”“wolianlebannian。”“nilianzuofanganma?”“dengninatianyuanyijiawo,buzhiyuezheni。
”talian“teng”dihongle,chadianbabaozhenrengtalianshang。“nibiebiworengren。”“nirengba,wojiezhe。
”fanzuohaole,tadijitayiwandoufudunjiyu。tameidong,dingzhetakan:“nishibushizaojiuxianghaolezheiyitao?
”“meiyou。”tatingdunyishun,shengyindilexiaqu。“wozhishixiangmibu。”“nizheixienianzenmeguode?
”“haixing。”“nimeitanlianai?”“meiyou。”“niweishenmebutan?”takanzheta,
yuqipingjing:“wozaidengni。”tahoulongxiangbeiduzhule。tanulibayanleibihuiqu。keneiwanchiwanfan,
tazouhou,tabaozhewanzuozaichufang,kulehenjiu。tabuzhidaogaibugaixin。ketadexin,yijingkaishidongyao。
diertian,tanqianduoleyizhangzhedieyi。yishangzuozhejiyu,shoulinazheyifenwenjian。tazoujinyikan,
shitadezhengguitanfanpaizhaoshenpijian。tadiguolaiyizhibi。“qiangezi,guanfanggaizhang,tanweicongcihefa。
”tadingzheneizhikanlesanmiao,meidong。“nijiwobande?”“wozouzhengguichengxu,meichadui。
”“niweishenmebangwo?”“nishiwoweilailaopo,wobubangni,bangshei?”tahuxiyidun,
chadianbaneizhibizatalianshang。“niyoubing。”“ng,bingdebuqing。”“neiniganjinquzhi。”“nibuzhiwo,
wobuhuihao。”tameirenzhuxiaole。xiaowan,youjuedexinsuan。tashineigetakuzhexiangfangxiaderen。ketayixiao,
tadexinjiubutinghuale。tashitaderuanlei,yeshitadezhinian。xianzai,tachuanzhezhifuhuilai,shuoyaozhuita。
tabuganxin,queyouwufajujue。yinweitazhidao,ruguozheicihaibuhuitou,takenengzaiyezoubuchuqule。
4shiqingshizaiyigeyueheifenggaodeqingchenbaofade。xuxiaoxiaogangbatanzibaihao,haimeilaidejidianliangdengchuan,
jiukandaoliangliangchengguanzhifachetingzailejiekou。bushijiyuneiyidui。ershitacongmeidaguozhaomiandeerfendui,
daitoudeshigesanshilaisuideduantoufanvduizhang,yuqibitatanzishangdemeiguicihaizharen。“xuxiaoxiao,
nishexianduociwuzhengbaitan、chaoquyujingying,xianzaiwomenyaoduinidetanweijinxingzankouqingli。
”tahaimeifanyingguolai,tanqianjiuweilehaojigezhifaduiyuan。taqidefadou:“woyoulinshitanfanxukezheng!
zheishizhengguiqudaopixialaide!”“neinichushi。”talianmangfanbao,zhaodaoneizhanggangdayinmeijitiandezhi,
diguoqu。nvduizhangzhouzhemeifanlejiye,lengxiaoleyisheng:“nizheigepijian,shijiyutimingdeba?
”tazhengzhu:“……dui。”“nihetashenmeguanxi?”“women……meiguanxi。”tayikouyaosi,
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