分手后渣男直播里对我喊麦求复合
《分手后渣男直播里对我喊麦求复合》 小说介绍
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le：[qiannvyouhuohuabangyidagelianyewachuguhuiqiuhun]xiayimiaoshoujidanchutishi：【dalianxitongjihuochenggong！
】duijiaqianjinzhengsiwomingpaimawogouyintajinzhu。———binglengdenaiyoushunzhezhijianwangxiahuaniditang，
neiguzilianjiaxiangjingdetianniweizhichongwodetianlinggai，xundewoyanjingfasuan。jingxinkaozhideliucunlanmeimusi，
meiduidiedexiangzuoaixinxiaoshanqiu——zhaoruizuotianshengripashangtianzhezuijiaogenwoshuo“baobaoqinshouzuodecaiyouyiyi”。
woxinletadexie，aodaodabanye，jieguozheiyiyijiubaizaixuanguanjuzishang，xiangtuokelianxixidelaji。
menkailetiaofeng，yigulianjiadexiangshuiweihunzherehonghongdeshuiqipumianerlai，bishoulidedangaohaichong。
menhouderenguozhetiaoyaoyaoyuzhuideboyujin，toufashiluludidizheshui，nianzaiguangluodejianjingshang。
yizhangsuanbushangduohaokan、shenzhidaidianwanghongsuliaogandelian，
kanwodeyanshenchongmanleneizhong“zhengzhujiadaoqingchanghuibi”detiaoxin。“zhaogege？”tashengyintuodeyoumianyouruan，
meigezidouxiangguolemitang，“gegezaixizaoni~ninawei？”tashuozhe，haiguyilonglelongxiongqiandeyujin，
neidongzuoshuliandexiangpailianguobabaibian。cao！laoniangaoleyizhengye，yandaibiquantouhaida，
jiushiweilejizhaoruizheigoudongxisongjingxi？zheijingqueshitingxide，xinzangweizhixiangbeirenyongbingzhuihenhenzaolegedong，
lengdefama。“……woshita……”houlongxiangshibeishazhimoguo，shengyingansedebuxiangwode。
woditoukanlekanshoulizheifen“yiyi”，youkanlekanneizhangxieman“deyi”delian，
naozilimougekaiguan“kada”yisheng，duanle。qutamadeyiyi！meidengnei“shei”ziwanquantuchulai，
woshoubeimengdiyilun。shoulidedangaozaikongzhonghuaguoyidaozhannide、shuaizhenaiyouweibadehuxian，
daizhewojizanlebabeizideyuanqi，“puji”yisheng，youzhunyouhendihuzaileneizhangjingxindazaoguodewanghonglianshang。
shijianningzhileyimiaozhong。nianhuhudefensenaiyoushunjianhuzhuletadeyanjing、bizi、zuiba，
shunzhexiabanianhuhudiwangxiadi，zhanmanlexiongkoudeyujin。
caomeihedangaopeisuixieguazaitapushanpushandejiajiemaoshang，langbeidexianggangcongganshuitonglipachulai。
taxiangbeiqiazhubozidejianjiaoji，houlonglifachuyichuanyiyibumingde“eaa”，zhenggerendoujiangyingle。
xiayimiao，qilidejianjiaojihuxianfantianhuaban。“a——！！wodelian！zhaorui！！zhaoruinikuaichulai！！
”yushishuishengtingle。“zenmehuishi？！”zhaoruijinghuangdeshengyinchuanchulai，guozheyujin，toufadizheshui，
dingzhegejiwotoujiuchonglechulai。takandaomenkoudechangjing，yanjingdengdexiangtongling。
xiankanxiangtaneigehuleyiliandangaodexinhuan——neiyangzirangtazuijiaochouchuleyixia。ranhoutacaikandaowo，
tongkongmengdiyisuo，biaoqingshunjianbiandegentunlecangyingyiyangnankan。“su、suxiao？！nizenmelaile？
”tadeshengyinxudelihai，yanshenduoshan，“tingwojieshi……”taxiayishixiangwangneigenaiyourenneibianzou，
jiaobuqueyouyoudianchiyi。“jieshi？”wobeiqixiaole，taochushouji，dongzuokuaidexiangpailianguoyiyang，“haoa，
wojinizhibojianjishiwanguanzhongyiqijieshijieshi！”zhiwenjiesuo，diankaizhiboruanjian，kaibo！jingtoushunjianqiehuan，
woheshoujipingmulineigedingzheheiyanquan、yanshenqueranzhechongtiannuhuodefengpoziduishileyiyan。
touwenwendiduizhunlexuanguanzheijingcaijuelundeyimu——huleyiliandangaohaizaiyichouyichouxiangkubugankudeyujinnv，
hepangbianguozheyujin、toufadishui、huangdexiangreguomayidezhaorui。danmuquzhianjingleyimiao，
suihouputiangaididexinxiliushunjianbaozha，mimimamadebaiziyanmeilezhenggepingmu：【**！daxingzhuojianxianchang？
！qianpaichushouguaziqishuikuangquanshui！】【kuaikannvzhu！shousizhanandehenrenaaa！jiejiehaosa！
】【zundujiadu？zhaoruizheilajiyoubeichuile？tatafangtachengfeixuleba！】【denghuier，dengdeng！jiemeimen！
kuaikanreyi！！qiannvyouhuohuabangyidagelianyewachuguhuiqiuhun？？？shenmeguiresou！】【reyi？！！
woqukankan！】【**！shizhendereyi！houmiangenzhezihongsede‘bao’！！】【guhuidouqiuchulaile？
bangyidageshizhenaihaishizhenaia？！】【zhubokuaikanresou！！nihuoleawei！！！
】【niubizhalezheizhibo！yaosuguoduo！zhananxiaosanguhuiqiuhunqihuole！】【……woyoudianmeng，
直播间信息量太大，
cpuganshaole……】danmufengkuanggundongde“guhuiqiuhun”jigezixiangzhenyiyangzhajinwodeyanjing。
shenmewanyier？bangyidage？guhui？huohua？laonianghaimeisini！jiuzaiwodingzhefengkuanggunpingdedanmu，
danaoyipiankongbai，shenshangxiansuhehuangmiuganjulieduichongdedangkou——“ding！
jiancedaosuzhuzaoyuqingganbeipanyuwangluobaolisanzhongdiejiagongji！”yigebinglengde、haowuqifudedianzihechengyin，
haowuzhengzhaodizaiwoerduolizhaxiang。bushilaizishouji，bushilaizixianshishijierenhedifang，
shizhijieguanruwodenaohaishenchu，binglengyouqingxi。shenmewanyier？“qingxubodongfuheyuzhi，
dalianzhishutupolinjiedian！【daliannixishuangwenxitong】zhengshijihuo！
bangdingsuzhu：suxiao（wangluoshenfen：guoqixiaobozhu）！”yanqianmengdiyihua。
wushudaoliudongdeguangxianzaiwoshixianlifengkuangxuanzhuan、zhongzu。sudutaikuai，kuaidaowogenbenwufajujiao，
zhinengganjuedaoyipianguangguailulidexuanxiaohepengzhangdeshujuliu，jihuyaojiangwodeyishichengbao。
erbianshijudade、hongmingbandedianzizaoyin，jianruidi**zheshenjingmoshao。xinzangzaixiongqianglichenzhongdizhuangjizhe，
zhendewozhijianfama。worenbuzhuzhoujinmei，weilifanjiangdaohai，
yizhongjijiangyaoyuandishengtiandexuanyunganjinjinjuezhulewo。zheigaisidehuanjuehaimeijieshuma？“xitongjihuochenggong！
xinshourenwu：[zhiboshanzhanan&xiaosanerguang（fujiajingshengongji）]！”neigebinglengdedianziyinzaicixiangqi，
daizheyiguziburongzhiyidecuicu。tasihuwanquanwushilewocikekuaiyaozhaliedetouluhefantengdeweidai，
≥60%）；2.yanyuxiuruzhanan（shiqixiukuidu≥80%）；3.guankanzhiborenshutupo500wan。
renwudaojishi：59fen59miao。”xiayimiao，yanqiandekuangluanguangyingheshujuliu“shua”deyixiaquanbuxiaoshile。
shixianshunjianhuifuqingming。wofaxianzijihaijuzheshoujizhibo，jingtouli，
zhaoruineizhangshabaidelianyinweifennuhejingkongniuquzhe，shenshouzhizhewo，xiangshiqifengle：“suxiao**fengle？！
guandiaozhibo！tingjianmeiyou？！sheizhunnipaide？！”tashenbian，huzhedangaodenvhaihaizaiyingyingchuoqi，
yizhishouwuzhelian，lingyizhishoutulaodicazhezenmeyecabuganjingdefensenianni。erwo，
toutongdexianggangbeileipiguo，dannaoziliqueguiyidisaijinleyichuanqingxiwubi、fangfopailianguobabaibiandetaici。
xitongdeshengyinhaowubolandixiangqi：“[ding]jiancedaozuijiafanjishiji。
qingsuzhudashengduchuyixiataici：【yo，zheibushikaochiruanfancaimaideqizheipofangzi‘zhaogongzi’ma？
xizheimeganjing，shiganzhejixinzhurenkaipinghaishidengzhebeituifanga？pangbianzheiweihulianmeimei，niyujindouyaodiaola，
shengdianliuliangxiacikuba，xianzaiguitiantadeyangzi，xiangjiledangchudewo，low~bao~le~】”du。
taidule。meiyigezidoucuilejudu。xiangdangchudewo？lowbaole？
zheijianzhishizhaozhewodexinkouwoyoutongleyidaoshunbianjiaoleliangxia。woxinlilengxiaoyisheng，
danneigubeibeipanhedangzhongxiuruyinrandexiehuohunhezhegangcaineizhen“xitongjihuo”deguiyixuanyun，
shaodewobuguanbugule。qutamadelizhi，qutamadefencun，qutamade“haojuhaosan”！
laoniangjintianjiushifengle！woxileyikouqi，bashoujijudegengwenlexie，
quebaojingtounengtongshikuangzhuzhaoruineizhangyinweixitongdushetaiciyugaoerjingkongfangdadelian，
yijixiaosanjingkongshicuodelangbeiyangzi。wokeyidiwailewaitou，shejiandingledingshange，
xuezhemougeduanshipinliyinyangguaiqideyudiao，shengyindouranbagao，qingliangyoudaizhekuazhangdechaonong，
meiyigezidouqingxidichongjinmaikefeng：“yo——！”woguyilazhanglediaozi，xiangshizaikaisang。
shikaozhe‘meimeimen’shengchijianyongshuahuojiancaigongchuzheijiansanhuanxiaopingcenggongyude‘zhaogongzi’——zhao、rui、ma？
”woqingxidikandaozhaoruilianjiashangderoumengliedichouchuleyixia。“yo，xibaibaila？
”wobashoujijingtoukeyixiayi，zaitaweizhede、tongyangshiluludelianjiayujinshangtingliuleyimiao，
ranhoumengditaiqilaiduizhuntahuangluandeyanjing，
“ganzhejixinzhuren（woyanshensaoguotapangbiandexiaosan）kaiping82niandekuangquanshuini？
（womuguangzaiciduishangzhaorui）haishi……dengzhebeixinmaijiatuihuoa？”【**！kaiping？！tuihuo？！
shenjibiyu！】【hahahahahakuangquanshui！woxiaochuejiao！】【zhubotaiganshuole！zheidalianwoaikan！
】【zundujiadu？gegedegongyushimeimeimenzhongchoude？】danmuyipian“hahaha”he“？？？”shuaping。
meijizhaoruirenhechuanxidejihui，woshouwanyizhuan，
shexiangtoujihuduidaoleneigehunshennaiyou、sesefadoudexiaosanlianshang。taneifuyangzi，
jiuxianggangcongdangaochanglitaochulaideliushuixianshigushouhairen。“aiyaya，”woniezhesangzi，
shengyinnidenengdichuyou，“pangbianzheiwei‘hulianxiaomeimei’，kuaibiecala！fendiyehunzhedangao，
nizheilianshangshizhunbeikaigaodianbolanhuini？yujin……si……”woguyidaochouyikoulengqi，
jingtouzaitasongkuadekuaixibuzhudeguanjianbuweiweixiandiyihuang，“zezeze，kuaixihaokuaixihao，zhiboni，
biedengxia‘neirongweigui’jiwofangfengle！shengdianliuliangxiacizaizhuangkeliankuba，ng？（woturanyadishengyin，
biyi）xianzaizheifuguitiantade（woshouzhijingzhundizhixiangzhaorui）jianxixideyangzi……”woguyitingdunleyixia，
zuijiaogouqiyigezuidachengdudefengcihudu，qingxidituchuzuihoujigezi：“……jianzhi，
hewodangchuneigetiangouyanger，yimoyiyangni！zhenshi——low~bao~le~”【ding！
[xinshourenwu1：wuligongjixiaosan（zaochengtongganzhi≥60%）]panding：weiwancheng。
jingshendajizhi：85%。teshuxiaoguo：xiurujiabei（fujia‘shesi’zhuangtai）！huodejifen：50！
】xitongdetishibinglengdexiangqi。cao！meichouerguangjiubusuanwuligongji？！zheipoxitong！
buguo……jingshendajizhi85%？kanzhexiaosanneiyaoyaoyuzhui、henbudeyuandixiaoshidejingkongyangzi，woshuangle！
【ding！[xinshourenwu2：yanyuxiuruzhanan（shiqixiukuidu≥80%）]panding：wanchengdu92%！
suzhuzuipaotianfuzhuoyue！huodejifen：200！jiesuojineng：[jingzhunbaoji（yanyu）lv.1]！
】zhaoruidelianyijingbushishabai，shicanlv！tazhizhewo，zuichunduosuozhe，yanshenliyouxiangbawoshengtunledeyuandu，
dangengduodeshibeidangzhongbaguangdikudekonghuanghexiuchi。tazhangzhezui，queyigezidoutubuchulai。danmuchedifengle，
quanshi【**】【niubi】【baosha】【zhaoruixiukuizhiyipobiao】dekuanghuan。“suxiao！ni……nizheigefengzi！
”taxiangshizhongyuzhaohuileyidianliqi，siyazhepaoxiao，quexiandeneimewaiqiangzhonggan，“nijiwodengzhe！
wo……”“dengzhejielvshihanma？haishiyaofaweiboxiaozuowen？qiuqiunikuaiqu！resoubaonianyonghuzhengquesucaini！
”woshengyindouranbagao，daizheyizhongnianyashideqingkuai，“biewangleaitewo——‘guoqixiaobozhusuxiao’！
rangdajiakankan‘shenqinggongzige’shizenmeshenqingfanchede！”wohuanglehuangshouji，“re，
zhibojian500wanwangyoujiwomenzuozhengni！nikedehaohaoxie，xiedejingcaidian，bieduibuqizheiredu！”【ding！
[xinshourenwu3：guankanzhiborenshutupo500wan]yiwancheng！
dangqianzaixianrenshu：5,286,794！xinshourenwudalibaoyifafangzhikongjian，qingzhuyichashou！
】xitongdetishiyindaizheyisi……jiaxu？500wanren？！wobeizheigeshuzizadeyoudianyun。“haole，
zhanan，”wolandezaifeihua，duizhejingtou，chongzhezhaoruihepangbianneigekuaisuidiaodedangaoren，
luchuleyigechongmaneyiyoujiqiyaoyandeweixiao，“xikanwanle，lajitongzaipangbian，zijijinqutanghao，
bieaizhediqiuxuanzhuan。”meizailihuishenhouchuanlaidebengkuijianjiaohecuzhongchuanxi，
woguoduananxialejieshuzhibodeanniu。zhenggeshijie“shua”dianjingxialai。
zhiyouxinzangzaixiongqiangli“dongdongdong”fengkuangleigudeshengyin，zhendeermowengwengzuoxiang。
gangcaineiguziduitianduididenuhuohekangfenxiangtuichaoyiyang，“huala”yixiaxiedeganganjingjing，
zhishengxiakongdangdangdepibei。lenghanzheicaihouzhihoujuediqinchulai，nianhuhuditiezaibeishang。
weilineizhongfanjiangdaohaideganjueyouyongleshanglai，**zaibinglengdeqiangbishang，dakouchuanqi，
wozheshoujideshouzhiguanjieniedefabai。
gangcaineigebinglengwuqing、tiaoliqingxidibaozherenwujinduhewanchengjianglideshengyin……“……xitong？
”woshitanxingdizainaozilihanleyisheng。“zai。”yijiushineigehaowuwendudedianzihechengyin。
wo**bangdingle？bushizhuangdangaozhuangchuhuanjuele？wobilebiyan，shenxiyikouqi，“jiangli……libao？
zenmeling？”guantashizhenxitonghaishidanaobeiwoqifenliechulaidehuanxiang，youyongjiuxing！
“[suzhumonian‘chakankongjian’jike。]”xingba。woyiyanzainaoziliniantao。
yanqianlikefuxianchuyigekejiganshizudelansebantoumingmianban。
]】【wupinlan：xinshourenwudalibaox1】wupinlanpangbianguoranjingjingtangzheyigeshanzhejinguangdelipinhetubiao。
“dakai。”womonian。jinguangshanshuo。【ding！kaiqixinshourenwudalibao！
huode：[chujimeiliguanghuan（shixiao：24xiaoshi）]x1！
[dingjichayizongshitiyanka（shixiao：3xiaoshi）]x1！
[baguamengliaoxiansuobao（zhenduizhidingmubiao：baimiaomiao）]x1！】meiliguanghuan？chayitiyanka？baguaxiansuo？
zheidoushixieshenmeluanqibazaode？！haimeilaidejizixiyanjiu，shoujijiufengkuangdizhendongqilai，
huoxiangdeleyangdianfeng。pingmushangtiaoyuezhejigedazi：【emoxiaozhuli】。
“emoxiaozhuli”jiushiwodeguimijianxianrenzhushoulinlin。wodingzhehaizaiwengwengxiangdenaodaijieqilai。“su！xiao！
！！”linlindepaoxiaojihuxianfanshoujiyangshengqi，daizheshierjijufengdechongjili，“ni！zha！le！
nizhidaoma！weibo！douyin！bzhan！suoyoupingtai！resouqianshinizhanlewuge！
diyihaishineige‘guhuiqiuhun’！nixianzaishiquanwangzuiheihongheihongde……e，dayuanzhong！bu，shifuchounvshen！
！nizhibojianlupingdianjiposanyile！！！”sanyi？raoshiwogangjinglileyichang500wanrendezhibofengbao，
zheishuzihaishizadewoyoudianmeng。naoziliwengwengde，xitongtishiyinyebinglengdichalejinlai：【ding！
jiancedaosuzhuzaochengguangfan‘fumian’yuqing，mingshengzhi：[quanwangjiezhi-shengminglangjie]。
huodelinshichengjiu：[fuchounvshen（heihuaban）]。shifoukaiqixiayiburenwu？】fumianyuqing？shengminglangjie？
fuchounvshen？tingqilai……haoxiangyebucuo？zhishaobizhiqianwurenwenjinhao！
jiuzaiwonaozilifeisuzhuandongzheixieniantoudeshihou，linlinneitoudejianjiaohaizaijixu：“zhongdianbushizheigeajiemei！
baimiaomiao！neigekaoxuanfuzaimeishiquzuoyaode‘xiaoqianjin’！takaizhibole！zhimingdaoxingmanini！！
”xiangshiweileyinzhenglinlindehua，
dianhuabeijingyinliqingxidichuanlaiyigezuozuojiaodia、touzhemanmanyouyuegandeshengyin：“heng！
mouxieguoqibozhuyaoshilaolaoshishituiquanyejiusuanle，feiyaoxuerenjiagaoshenmeheihongluxianboyanqiu！
kaopobierenzangshuizhuangkelianshangwei，xianzaihaiyaopengciwojasongege？jasongegeneimeyouxiu，
huikandeshangnizheizhongbuzhisuoweideyeluzi？bieyiweiwobuzhidao！nijiushixiangkaozhecaibierenwangshangpa，
goudajinzhu，jianbujianna？haishenme‘qiannvyou’，exin！jiemeimen，
jintianwomenjiurangzheizhong**yuanxingbilu！”jason？zhaorui？neizhanan？tajinzhu？
zheishenmelipujuqingzhankai？！zheibaimiaomiaodenaohuilushibeitadeaimashibaobaolebianxinglema？【ding！
teshurenwuchufa：[zhengmiandalianxuanfuqianjin]！
）；2.fanjilidumax（zhenshezhi≥90%）；3.niuzhuangongzhongyinxiang（mingyuxiufudu+30%）。
xianshi：5fenzhong！jiangli：[mingyuanshashou]chenghao、jifenx500！
】xitongbinglengdetishijinsuizhebaimiaomiaodejiansuankebozaleguolai。xianshiwufenzhong！niuzhuangongzhongyinxiang？
jianglitingzhehaitingyouren……wonaozifeikuaizhuandong，
muguangluozaixitongkongjianlineigeganggangkaichulaide【baguamengliaoxiansuobao（zhidingmubiao：baimiaomiao）】shang。
jiushitale！“dakai‘xiansuobao’！”wohaobuyouyudizainaozhongxialing。xitongjiemianguanghuayishan，
wupinlanzhongneigetubiaoxiaoshi，yiguweiruode、daizhezhiyinyiweidedianziliufangfoshunjianyongrulewodetingjueshenjing。
【xiansuobaoyijihuo！yidiaoqubaifumeibaimiaomiao**‘xiaoqianjin’renshebengtadeguanjianluyinzhengju！
zhengjulaiyuan：baimiaomiaofuqinbaijianshan（beizhu：xxshiyedongshizhang）！
】yiduanjiqiqingxideyinpinshujuliushunjianchuxianzaiwodeyishili，fenhaobixian，
fangfoganggangluxia：yigemingxianshizhongnianchenggongnanshideshengyin，
daizhenongzhongdepibeihe…yizhongjinhubeiweidetaohao：“guainannan，bieshengqilexingbuxing？
babagongsizuijinzhouzhuanzhendeyoudiannan……jiuweineiliangbaoshijie？……nishangcimaibaoshualebabaliangbaiwandeshi，
babahaimeishuonimani！（tanqisheng）zheiyanghaobuhao？zanmenxianbumaiche，
babaxiazhoudainihenimamaqusanyadujia！jinidingzuihaodejiudian！huitou……dengnanchengneigexiangmuhuikuanle，
babajinimaigeyouting！zhende！dingzhideneizhong！baozhengbinineixie**meidedouqipai！tinghua！
babadeguainver！lai，jiaoyishenghaobaba……”qingxiwubi！meiyigezidouxiangxiangliangdeerguang！
woshenzhinengzainaozilijingzhundihuifangchubaijianshanneiwunaizhongdaizheroutengdetanxi，
haiyouzuihouneijuqiangxingjichuniaide“guainver”he“haobaba”。wochadianmeibiezhuxiaochusheng。haohuajiudian？
dingzhiyouting？haitamahongsansuixiaohaini？！zheijiushitakouzhong“jialiyoukuangtangzheshouzu”dehaomenshenghuo？
qianshidiedishuaxinyongkayingshengshengshuachulaideba？！zheijiushisuoweide“jinzhu”？
jianzhishibabaimiaomiaoneizhangyingaochulaiderenshelianpi，anzaidishangyonggaogenxiedilaihuimoca！
pangbiandelinlinhaizaidianhualifennudiaoaojiao：“kaokaokao！tazaizhibojianhaozhaofensiqujubaonile！
haifanghenhuayaorangnihunbuxiaqu！zenmebanzenmeban？yaobuyaoxianguanpinglun？”“buyong。”woshenxiyikouqi，
gangcaiduizhananshineizhongzhangkongquanchangdeganjueyouhuilaile，shenzhigengjiachire。wochekaiyigehaowuwendudexiao，
duizheshoujineibiandelinlinshuo，shengyinchenwen：“linlin，bangwogemang，lianxibaimiaomiaodezhibojian，
woyaoyuyinlianmai。like、mashang。”“a？？？”linlinmingxianmengle，“jieniqueding？taxianzaihuoliquankai，
niqubushizitouluo……”“dui，wojiushiqu‘toujiang’。”wozhandingjietiedidaduanta，“kuai！
meishijianjieshile，woyaoxianzai、like、mashangtingdaotazhibojianlifachuwodeshengyin！”linlinchenmoleyimiao，
sihuzaiquanheng，zuizhongyaoyadao：“xing！nidengwo！pinlelaomingyejinilianshang！”guaduandianhua，**zaiqiangshang，
bishangyan，shouzhiyinweikangfenweiweifazhan。
erduolifangfohaicanliuzhebaijianshanneichongmanpibeihehongpiande“guainver”。wufenzhong。zugoule。baimiaomiao，
shinizijibaliancoushanglairangwodade。jimiaozhonghou，linlindedianhuazhijiedalehuilai，
beijingyipianhunluandedianziyinxiao，jiazazheyigeqingxitiannidenvshenghaizaidiediebuxiudima，zhengshibaimiaomiao。
“lianshanglejie！！”linlindeshengyinchuanzheqi，“wobaniqiangzhijierutadezhibojianle！yuyin！
”jihuzailinlinhuayinluoxiadeshunjian，baimiaomiaodezhibojianli，
taneizhangjingxindiaozhuoguodeliandanshangdaizhekebodedeyimengrankadunleyixia。
zhibojianbeijingyinchuxianleyishunjiandezayinzhongduan。suiji，
tadebiaoqingbianchenglecuoe——xianrantadejishurenyuanshituqiaduanwozheige“ruqinxinhao”，danmeichenggong！
“shenmeqingkuang？shei……sheilianjinlaide？changkong！guanguan！”baimiaomiaodeshengyintouchuyisibuyichajuedehuangluan，
dansuijibeitaqiangxingyalexiaqu，yuqizhongxinbiandejianke，“gaibuhuishineigecengredude‘sunvshen’ba？he，
zenme？heihongluxianbugouzoule，haiyaolaiwozheilitiejin？”woshenxiyikouqi，
zaixitongmianbanlifeikuaidiankaileneige【dingjichayizongshitiyanka】！【ding！
[dingjichayizongshitiyanka]shiyongchenggong！shixiao：3xiaoshi！
suzhukaiqi：[wojianyoulian·duanweimax]、[yituiweijin·huashujingtong]、[mianlizangzhen·dashiji]！
】yiguxuanmiaode、jiqixiweideganzhiliushunjianbaoguolewodeshengdaiheqingxuzhongshu。
wodezitai、huxipinlv、shenzhiyanshendeweiruobianhua（suiranzhibojiankanbudaolian），
doufangfobeitaoshangleyigezuiyouhuadegongshi，
yizhonghunrantianchengde、chunranwuguyoudaizheyisiqiadaohaochucuiruogande“chaxiang”zaiwoyishilimimankai。
wodiaozhengleyixiahuxi，zaikaikoushi，shengyinweiweidaizheyisiqiadaohaochudezhandou，weiqu，
queyounulijianqiangdeyangzi，
“miaomiaojie……wozhidaonixianzaihenshengqi……”woyong“jie”zheigechenghudaizheshierfende“qianbei”kailekou，
haiguyirangshengyindaishangyisi“haipa”dezhanyin，jihuyaobazijiquansuochengyituanwuzhudexiaobaihua，
“你觉得我蹭热度，
xindituchuzheigemingzi）……shiweilewangshangpa……goudajinzhu……”baimiaomiaoneibiandezhibojianxianranlengzhule，
danmuyeshunjiankaqiaolejimiao。dagaishimeijianguogangzailingyigezhibojianshousizhanandeqiyanxiaozhang，
zhuantoujiumiaobianweiweiququxiaobaihuadecaozuo。baimiaomiaosihuzhongyuhuiguoshen，shengyinbagao，
daizhebeixishuadenaoxiuchengnu：“shaozaizheierzhuangkelian！niyiwei……”“miaomiaojie！
”wodeshengyindouranbagaoleyidiandian，daduanta，queyoulikeruanlehuiqu，daizhenongzhongdebiyin，
像是快要哭出来，
woshuoshenmenidoujuedewozaijiaobian……wozhishi……zhishixiangtixingniyijuhua……jiuyiju……”shuodaozheili，
woguyitingdun，zhizaoyigejudadexuannian。baimiaomiaoneibianchedibushuohuale，
zhibojianzhinengtingdaotayouxiecuzhongdehuxisheng。danmuquekaishikuangbiao：【**！zheihuafengtubiande！
】【kaishilekaishile！dingjilache！】【zhuboduanweihaogao！baimiaomiaojiebuzhuzhaole！
】【wozenmejuede……youdianchayidashifengfan？danmominghaoshuangshizenmehuishi？】ganjuediaozuleweikou，
woqingqingdi、huanhuandixileyixiabizi（zheishengyinyejisuandeqiadaohaochu），
ranhouyongyizhongdaizhekuqiangqueyouyichangqingxideyudiao，
babajinimaiyouting’deshihou……jideyaoqinyankanzheta……bazhanghulideqian……zhuanguoque……”honglong！
！！zheijuhuaxiangyikejingzhuntoufangzaibaimiaomiaomingmenshangdezhadan，shunjianyinbao！
tadezhibojianlimengdibaochuyishengjingkongdaojidiandejianjiao，cidemaikefengfachucierdexiaojiao！“——bizui！！
！nihushuoshenme？！ni！ni……！！！”shengyinchediniuqubiandiao，
kongjuhenanyizhixinjihuyaochongpopingmu。wotingjianneibianchuanlai“peng”deyishengjuxiang，
xiangshiyizibeizhuangfandeshengyin，jiezheshilingluandejiaobusheng，haiyoutachedishikong、xiesidilidepaoxiao：“guandiao！
likejiwoguandiaozhibo！！kuai！！！baoanni？！jishu！！！
”tadeshengyinchongmanlebengkui、kongjuheyizhongbeirendangzhongbaguangzuihouyicengzhexiubudechedijuewang。wodeshoujishang，
hailiantongzhegangcailinlinweiwokaitongdelinshizhibojianyuyintongdao，qingxidijieshoudaoletaneibianzhenggebengpandehunluan。
woshenzhinengnaobuchucikebaimiaomiaoneizhangjingxinhuazhuangdelianshiruhebengtade。yucitongshi，
wodedanaolizaicichuanlaineigelengbingbingdedianziyin：【ding！teshurenwu：[zhengmiandalianxuanfuqianjin]wancheng！
renwuyaoqiuwanmeidacheng！1.wajiegongji（fangyuzhi200%！chufa[jueduifangyu]texiao！
）；2.fanjilidu（zhenshezhimax！zaochengmubiaojingshenbengkuizhuangtai！
）；3.gongzhongyinxiang（mingyuxiufudu+45%！fudaixiaoguo：[renshefanzhuan]guanghuanqidong！
）】【jiangli：[mingyuanshashou（chuji）]chenghaoyipeidai！
（duifuerdaiquntichaofengjinengxiaoguo+10%）！jifen+500！
】【beizhu：luyinzhengjupianduanyizidongshangchuanwangluoguanjianjiedianbingjiavrenzheng！qingsuzhushenzanggongyuming！】chengle！
xitongtishiyingangluo，wozhengzhuomozhe“shenzanggongyuming”zheiwugezibeihoukenengyunhandekengdiehouxu，
meidenglinlinneitoukuangxidejianjiaochuanlai，lingyitongdianhuahaowuzhengzhaodichalejinlai。pingmushangtiaodongdemingzi，
jingranshi——zhaorui。wodingzheneigemingzikanlezuzusanmiao。gangbabaimiaomiaosongzou，
zheizhananyoushangganzhezhaocunzaigan？“linlin，denghuier。
”woduineibianhaizaijidongdihuibaobaimiaomiaozhibojiandabengkuidelinlinshuoleyiju，qieduanlelianmaitonghua。
shenxiyikouqi，wojietonglezhaoruidedianhua。dianhuaneitouchuanlaide，quebushiyuxiangzhongdepaoxiaohuoshiweixie。
zhiyouyizhongjiduyayi、cuzhongjicu、fangfobinlinbengkuibianyuandechuanqisheng。
huchi…huchi…shengyintouguotingtongchuanlai，hunzhuoerzhanzhi，xiangshinishuiderenzaizuozuihoudezhengzha。
wonengxiangxiangtacikeyidingshishuangyantonghong，mianmuzhengningdisisizuanzheshouji。
“su、suxiao……”tazhongyukaikoule，shengyinsiya，meiyigezidouxiangshicongsangziyanerliyingjichulaide，
daizheyizhonglingrenzuooude、niuqudekuangre，“nikandaole……dui，nidoukandaole……”tadunzhule，
youshiyizhennannaidechenmohechuanxi。“baobao……”zaichushengshi，neiyudiaodouranbagao，
chongmanlemouzhongbingtaidexingfenhejuewangdefengkuang，“ni、nitaibangle……nigangcaitainiule！wojiuzhidao！
wojiuzhidaonigenneixieyongzhisufenbuyiyang！”taxiangshituranzhaodaolexuanxiedian，yusuyuelaiyuekuai，
shengyinyeyuefajianlikangfen：“dui！duiduidui！jiushineiyang！jiugaizheiyang！batamendeliandousixialai！haha！
rangneiqun**doukankan！kankanwozhaoruideyanguang！kankanwoshizenmebanipengchulaide！tamensuanshenmedongxi？！
tamendonggepi！”tafangfobeizijidehuadianranle，shengyindoudelihai：“womenfuheba！baobao！haobuhao？！
womenfuhe！”tajihushihouchulaide，“nixiangmasheijiumashei！xiangdasheijiudashei！wozhichini！
quanwangzhichini！nijiugaizheiyang！quanshijiedouyaokanni！tamenjiugaiyangshini！”tatingdunleyixia，zaicikaikou，
neiyuqilideniuquhechimidadaoledingdian：“……youqishi……nitianwodeshihou！
niyiqianditoujiwoxixiedaideshihou！jiwoxiwazixi**xidaoshouzhifabaideshihou！jiuneiyang！tebiemiren！
tebieganjing！tebie……tebiexiangtiaozuiguaidegou！！！
”yigubinglengde、hunhezhejiduexinhehuangmiugandehanyi，shunjiancongwodejizhuiguyilucuandaoletianlinggai。
weiligangcaifantengdeganjueyouhuilaile，zheicidaizheyiguxuexingwei。ta……tafengle。chedifengle。
shoujimengdijuliezhendongqilai，pingmushangzaicifengkuangtiaochulinlindeweixinhongzha，neirongjiqijianduan：【jie！！
jinji！zhaoruikaizhibole！！！jingtouduizhenijiaxiaoqumenkou！！tazaifadian！！！kuaiqunizijidezhibojian！
！】weng——naozilidexianshunjianbengjin。zheifengzixiangganma？！wolikediankaizijidezhibopingtaiapp。
gangjieshumeiduojiudezhibojianheizheping，danredutishiyirangaogua。
yigezhibolianmaiqingqiuzhengzaifengkuangshanshuo——faqizheheranshizhaoruideguanfangrenzhenghao！
houmianbiaozhuzhe[zhengzaizhibozhong]。jihushixiayishidefanying，shouzhibinaozigengkuai，
“pa”didianxialejieshoulianmaideanniu！shunjian，liangluhuamiantongshichuxianzaiwodezhibojianli。
wodezhuhuamianhaishiheiping，danpangbiandanchudelianmaixiaochuangkouli，yipianciyandehunluanjingxiangyingrulewodepingmu。
huamianjuliedihuangdongzhe，xiangshizaibenpaohuozhebeituozhuai。beijingheranshiwozuzhudeneigelaojiuxiaoqudamen！
jingtoulipaidaoleyishuangchuanzheangzangrenzituodejiao，zaimanshichentudeposhuinidishangfengkuanglaihuidengtazhe，
xianqiyipianhui。shixianmengdixiangshangyiyang，jingtoudinggezaileyizhangduizhezhibojingtou、diankuangniuqudelian！shizhaorui！
tasihuzhendewanquanfengle。toufayounidaliu，jiwobandingzaitoushang。
lianseshiyizhongguiyidecanbaitouzhebuzhengchangdechaohong，bumanxuesideshuangyandengdejihuyaotuchuyankuang，
sisidi、chimididingzhuzhibojingtou，fangfotouguoneibinglengdepingmusuodinglewo。tadezuijiaoshenjingzhidichouchuzhe，
xiangshangliekaiyigeshenrendehudu，xiangshizai“xiao”，youxiangshimouzhongbushizhetianshishangkoudezhengning。
tajuzheyigedongxi——yizhangbeiroudezhoubaba、bianyuandoufanjuanqilaidezhaopian。woyanjiandipiejian，
neishiwoganghetazaiyiqibujiu，shahuhuxiaodehentiandeyizhangshenghuozhao。tabazhaopiansisianzaizijidexiongkou，
xiangshibaozheshenmexishizhenbao，duizhejingtoujidongdihuiwuzhe，
koushuituomosuizhetajidongdaoniuqudehoujiaopenjianzaishoujipingmushang：“fuhe！womenfuhe！baobao！
wodayingnifuhe！！”tahoudeshengsilijie，bozishangdeqingjindoubaotuchulai，yanqiukepadiwaituzhe。
“suxiao！nikan！zhaopian！nidezhaopian！zaizheili！”tapaizhezijidexiongtang，neilidudaderangrenxinjing，
“wotiantiandaizhe！jiutiezaixiongkou！xintiezhexin！sheidoufenbukai！”tadiansandaosidizhongfuzhe，
zhenggerenchenjinzaiyizhongfengkuangdewangxiangli，“nitianwodeyangzi！zhiyouneishihou！nishiwode！
wanwanquanquanshiwode！quanshijiezuiganjing！zuichunjie！！
jiuxiangzui……”neizhangexintouding、zhanzhetuoyedezuizaicituchuneigerangwoxueyedongjiedeci——“gou！！！
”zheiyigezixiangcuiledudebingzhui，henhenzhajinwodexinzang！
zhibojiandanmushunjianconggangcaikanbaimiaomiaoxiaohuade“hahaha”bianchengleputiangaidide【**biantai！
】【zheirenfengle！】【jiuming！tashuodehaoexin！】【baojinga！kuaibaojing！！】【baohuzhubo！
】shenglixingdefanweishunjianchongshanghoulong！nuhuozaineiyikefanershaochenglezuibinglengjianyingdehanbing。
woshenzhizaineiyimiaotingdaolenaozili【dingjichayizongshitiyanka】daojishidedidasheng。hao！fenggoushiba？
想舔狗是吧？！
xitongmianbanwupinlanlizuihouneigeshanzheweiweilanguangdedaoju——【chujimeiliguanghuan（shixiao：24xiaoshi）】。
diankaita！like！mashang！【ding！[chujimeiliguanghuan]yishengxiao！
suzhudangqianmeilizhi：[wanzhongzhumujiguanghuan·xiaofanweibaofatai]！
（meilizhiduiyixingxiyinlitisheng500%，qinhelidafutisheng！shixiaokaishidaojishi！
）】jihuzaimeiliguanghuanshengxiaodeshunjian，
sidingzhepingmuhuamianzuoshangjiaoneigexiaoxiaodesuolvetuchuangkou——neigeshuyuwode、yijiuyipianqiheidezhibohuamian。
bu！tabushiheide！zaineipianqiheidezhongyang，yingzheyixiaoquanmohudeguangyun！
neiguangyundexingzhuang……shiwodeyanjing！wodezhibojianjingtou，qishizaoyikaiqi！gangcaijietonglianmai，
zidongkaibole！“wei？suxiao？suxiaonishuohuaa！”zhaoruineizhangfengkuangdelianjizaipingmushang，haizaisihou，
“wozhidaonizaikan！nidayingleduibudui？nishebudewoduibudui？！women……”jihui！jiushixianzai！
我猛地吸了一口气！
zaimeiliguanghuan、chayizongshitiyankacancundexiaoying、yijixitongneikebobinglengdejiachixia——“pa！
”qingcuideyisheng。wohaobuyouyudidianlianglewodezhibojianzhuhuamian！shunjian，zhenggepingmudehuamianbeiqiehuan！
yizhangliankongchuxianzaizhibohuamianli。
ganggangkuguo（beizhananhexiaosanqide）deyanjiaohaidaizheyidiandianweigantoudebohong，
jiemaoshangzhanzheweibukechadeshirunshuiqi，qiadaohaochudidianzhuichuyizhongchuchukelianqueyouyichangjianrendecuiruogan。
danneishuangyanjing——zai【meiliguanghuan】hexiongxiongnuhuodeshuangzhongyingzhaoxia——queliangdejingren！
xiangshicuilehanxingdesuibing，daizheyizhonglenglie、qingxingdaojizhidefengliguangmang。wodeshuangchunjinminzhe，
chunsebeiyaodefanchuyidiancangbaidefen，bengchengyitiaojueqiangdezhixian，
danweiweishangyangdezuijiaoyouyinyinzangzheyisiqingmiedehudu。zheizhanglian，
cuiruo、fennu、lengjing、jiqiao……zhongzhongfuzadeqingxuzaimeiliguanghuandejiachixia，beifangda、rouhe、shenghua，
baofachuyizhongjijuchongjixing、youdaizhezhimingxiyinlidemaodunzhimei！pingmumengdibeiputiangaidide【aaaa！
！！】【jiejieshawo！！！】【shenyanbaoji！！！】shuabao！
erjiuzaizheifengbaobandedanmuzhapingdehunluanzhong——wodeshoubeizirandi、shenzhikeyishuoshiqingyingdixiangpangbianyitai。
yigechuanzhejiqijiandandeshenhuiselianmaoshan、toudaiyidingyadejidibangqiumaodenianqingnanrenceying，
wushengerzirandiqianrulezhibohuamiandebianyuan。jinguantamaoyanyadejidi，zhezhuledabanzhanglian，
zhinengkandaoyigexiantiaojiweiyouyuedexiahexian、yizhangjinmindebochunyijiyigejingzhiderutongdiaosubandehoujie，
dantazhenggerendecunzaiganqueqiangdadewukehushi。tingbaruxiuzhudeshenzi，
zhoushensanfazheyiguyuzheixuannaozhibojiangegeburudeqinglengchenjingqixi，
queyoumomingdirangrenrenbuzhujiangshixianlaolaosuozaitashenshang。shixuyan！
niuqufengkuangde“gou”ziganggangbaochuhoulong、haiweizaizhibojianxingchengwanzhenghuixiangdeneiyishunjian——woweiceguotou，
muguangqingqingluozaineishenhuiselianmaoshannanrenanjingdeshenyingshang。ranhou，wozhuanhuitou，
mianduizhepingmushangzhaoruineizhangdiankuang、zhanzhetuomo、juzhewozhaopianzaixiongkoupaidechouelianpang。
tongshi——wodechunjiao，zhankaileyigehudu。neibushibengkuideku，bushifennudehou。
shiyigejiqiqingmande、daizheshierwanfenlengliechaofengde……shenglideweixiao。woweiweizhangkou，shengyinbugao，
shenzhidaizheyizhongzaijudaxuanxiaozhongdeqiyipingjing，
meiyigeziquedouqingxiwubidichuantoulezhenggezhibojiandecaozahezhaoruidesihou，
qiaojizaimeiyigeguanzhongdeermoshang：“ng，tashuodedui。”qingqingyisheng。ranhou，dunledun。
xiangshigaogaojuqileyibaxiangmanzuanshideliren——ranhou——zhanxia！“bijing——”wodeshengyindouranqingliang，
daizheyisikeyide、lisuodangrandeaomanshangyang，qingxidichuanbianzhenggekongjian。
woneishuangganggangranshang“cuiruo”xianzaiqueliangdecirendeyanjing，zhadoumeizhayixia，pingjingdichuanguopingmu，
kanxiangduimianzhaoruineishuangchongmanlebingtaizhanyouyudeyanjing，shuochuzuihouneigezideshunjian，
zuijiaoqiaoqidehudulenglieyouzhiming：“——woxianzaitiande，doushidingshedaiyanni。”hong！！！zhenggezhibojian，