《不懂事的小孩》 小说介绍
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第1章
qinqijuhui,wobuyuanyichangge,womayishunjianjiubianlelianse,tasisidichezhewodexiuzi,bagaolesangmenpaoxiao:“nijiujiujiumaduozhangshijiancaihuilaiyici!”
“nizenmezheimebudongshi?nijintianjiusuanyabaleyedejiwochang!”
congxiaodaoda,wobamaduiwoshuoguozuiduodeyijuhuajiushi:“niyaodongshi。”
yinwei‘dongshi’zheilianggezi,wobudebubeipozuodaowenjingguaiqiao、nilaishunshouheyizhiqianrang,zheiyangcaimianqiangsuandeshangshiyigedongshidexiaohai。
buxukubuxunao,xiangyaodedongxichufeibierenji,juebunengyouzijitiyaoqiu。
kewoxiangyaozuoyige‘budongshi’dexiaohaia。
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congxiaodaoda,wobamaduiwoshuoguozuiduodeyijuhuajiushi:“niyaodongshi。”
dongshifangfoyijingchengweilewodebiaoqian。
keshiwozuitaoyandejiushi‘dongshi’zheilianggezi。
zheiyiweizhewobudebubeipozuodaowenjingguaiqiao、nilaishunshouheyizhiqianrang,zheiyangcaimianqiangsuandeshangshiyigedongshidexiaohai。
buxukubuxunao,xiangyaodedongxichufeibierenji,juebunengyouzijitiyaoqiu。
fengnianguojieshideqinqijuhui,neixiedarenmendilaidehongbao,wojiusuanxinlizaizenmexiangyao,yezhiyoubaizheshoujujuedefen。
yinweizhiyaowonale,jiushiwobudongshile。
‘dongshi’zheilianggezifangfoshiwobamazuilinengshuochulaidezuigaozanyu。
chengjikaodehao,tamenbuhuikuawocongmingnuli,tamenhuishuowozhendongshi。
bangmangfendanjiawu,tamenbuhuikuawoqinfen,tamenhuishuowohendongshi。
keshiguanyuzheigecihuidejiedingbingbuqingxi,shushangbingmeiyouyitaowanmeidemobanjiaowogairuhechengweiyigedongshidexiaohai。
suoyizheitiaotongwang‘chengweiyigedongshixiaohai’dedaolu,zhinengtongguobuduandeshicuolaixuehui。
xiaoxueliunianjideshujia,jiujiucongwaidihuilaikanlaolaolaoye,shunbianyedaishanglewocongweimoumiandemeimeihedidi。
yijiazizaidezhijiujiuyaohuilaidexiaoxihou,jiumeiyouxiaotingguo,fengfenghuohuoyaobaijiuxijijiujiujiefengxichen。
jiujiuzaiwaidizuoshengyi,zuijinyoumaileyiliangxinche,tazaiwomenzheigejialidediweikexiangerzhi。
zhongyaodebushitazheigeren,ershitaqianbaoligugunangnangdeqian。
jiusuantadeqiancongbuhuiyinweibierenyiliangjufengchengdehuaersongjibieren,dandanzhishizaineifangzhe,jiuzugourangrenchongbaizunjing。
jiujiuyihuilai,jiushoudaolewomenquanjiawanruoyingjiezhongyaoguibinshicaiyoudeshengdaliyu。
wobatiqianyigelibaijiudinghaoleneigekanqilaizuigaodangdefandian,womayemabutingtidezhaganyinxingka,zhunbeijijiujiujiadehaizibaohongbao。
wosuiranbulijie,danshiqueyinyinzhidao,zheijiushidarenmensuoweiderenqingshigu。
wobamafanlaifuqu,meitianbadongshilianggeziguazaizuibianlaihuidejujiao,wochifanyeshuo,xiezuoyeyeshuo。
tamenshuo:“nijiujiuhaoburongyicaihuilaiyici,niyidingyaodongdianshi,qianwanbiejiwomenremafan!”
chifanneitian,wohewobamazaifandianlouxiadengjiujiu。
jiujiuyilai,wobamajiuxiangpuxiangzhuhuodefeieyiyang,reluodechongleshangqu,woyebeipojiarudaotamenzheiliangzhifeiededuiwu,genzheyiqiwenhao。
womamanlianduixiao,jijizhazha:“zheimeduonianleyizhixiangzhenishashihouhuilai,waimianzaihaoyeburujialiya。”
“zheicihuilaizhuyizhenzizaizouba,xuanxuanhezhuangzhuangyeshi,yizhayandouzheimedala,zhangdezhenkeai!”
wobazaiyipanglianlianfuhe,jiujiujiumayegenzhehanxuan。
xuanxuanshiwomeimei,nianjihaixiao,zhiyousiwusui,beijiumabaozaihuaili,zhuangzhuangdenianjizhibiwoxiaoliangsui,wohetachabuduoda。
wowenwanhaohou,jiuanjingdezhanzaiwobamashenbian,lianshangdaixiao,shibushidiantou,zhuangzuoyifuhenmingbaideyangzi。
jinguanwobingbunengtingdedongtamenzaishuoshenme。
tamenshuozheshuozheyaowangfandianqu,wogenzaizuihoumian。
keshixiayimiao,womaturanzhuanguotou,zaibaimangzhizhongchaowodilaileyigexionghendeyanshen。
tapinmingdechongwojiyanjing,zuilixiaoshengmadao:“niyoumeiyouyanlijian?kanbujiannijiumabaozhehaizi?”
“niyizhishalengzhe,wohenishuolejitian?zenmezuoerduojinyouerduochu,nidongdianshixingbuxing!”
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womadeyanshenxiangzidailewushubaxiaodaozi,zhichongchongdichaozhewofeilai,ranhoubawoshenshangzhachuwushugeloufengdekulong。
womashuowobudongshi,meiyouyanlijian。
jihushitahuayingangluodeyishunjian,shenshangneixiebeitayongxiaodaozizhachudekulongmenjiukaishisiyijiaoxiaozhenankanhexiuchi。
huanghuzhijian,wojuedezijifangfochishen**dezaidajieshangxingxingshizhong。
woweiwozijidebudongshiergandaonankanhexiuchi。
womeinengzuoyigedongshidexiaohai。
keshibudebuchengren,wobingmeiyouwanmeidejichengwobamashenshangneifudairenchushidecongmingnaogua。
woshiyikuaixiumu,kewobamapianpianyaobawodiaokechengrenjianrenaidehua。
wodelianyixiazishaodeguntang,naodailibutingdehuixuanzhewomazuilideneiju‘nidongdianshixingbuxing’。
wopaozhezhuishangzouzaizuiqianmiandejiuma,yibianshenchushouyibianjiqiedishuodao:“jiuma,wolaibaoxuanxuanba。”
jiumalengleyixia,ranhouxiaozheshuo:“aiya,xuanxuandousisuile,ninabaodedongta,biezaibaniyadezhangbugaola,jiumabaojiuxing。”
wojidebuxing,xinlihuoshaohuoliaoxiangreguoshangdemayi,shoubeishendelaozhang,zuiliyebuyoudedaishanglekenqiudeyuqi。
woshuo:“jiumazuolezheimezhangshijiandeche,yidinghenxinku,woyijingzhangdale,keyizhaogudidimeimeile。”
jiumaliekaizuixiaogebuting,ranhoubaxuanxuanjiaojilewobao,jiumaniuguotouchongzhewobamagantandao:“xingyuhaizheimexiao,jiuyijingzheimedongshile!”
“zheimeguaidehaizizhenjijiejiejiefushengxin,yihouzhangdalekendingnengyoudachuxi。”
womanilewoyiyan,ranhouxiaozhehuiyingjiuma,tashuo:“nanengzhiwangtayouchuxi,biejiwomenremafanwomenjiuxietianxiedile。”
qinqijuhuishidewannenghuati,jiushitiqizijidehaiziranhouneimehenhencaishangjijiao,fangfozheiyangcaisuanshiqianxu,caisuanshimeiyoubolebierendemianzi。
zaibierenmianqiankuazanzijidehaizi,sihushiyijiannanyiqichideshiqing。
xuanxuanyazaiwoshenshang,sisuiduodexiaohaiyijinghenchenle,wobaozhetadezishiniuquyouguaiyi。
shuangtuixiangguanleqiansidechen,kewoqueyaopinlemingdezhuishangtamenzouzaiqianmiandebufa。
congqianwomajiucengtizhewodeerduo,chizeguowo,tashuo:“nihaizongnengzhiwangzhebierendengni,nizijiweishenmebukuaipaoshangjibu,bierenyitiantiannayouneimexian,laoshiweizhenizhuan?”
“nibuxiaole,niyegaidongshile!”
zineizhihouwojiuzhidaole,juebunengrangbierendengwo,conglaidouzhiyouwodengbierendefen。
qinqijuhuidefanju,duiyuyigexiaohailaishuozongshikuzaoyoufaweide。
darenmenshierlianshangdaixiao,shieryouyinweishuoqicongqiandeshenmeshiqingnaonuhuoaichou。
tamendezuibakaikaihehe,butingdebengchuneixierongzhang、fuzayouaokoudehua。
woyutamengegeburu,xiangshiyizhiwuruequandeyazi。
keshiwozheizhiyazibixushibushidexiaozhefuheliangju,yicilaizhuangzuozijiqishishiyizhie。
dengtamenshuodaomeiyouhuakeshuo,jiudaolexiaohaimengaibiaoyancaiyideshijianle。
zheishijiwobamazhangliandehaoshiji,yushiwomaxiandakailehuaxiazi,tayibianwangshangzhuaizhewodexiuzi,yibianxiaoxixidehewoshuo:“nimenxuexiaobushibanleyichanghechangma?”
“jidajiachangshougetingting,nijiujiujiumahaiyoulaolaolaoyemendouzai,zhenghaorangdajiatingtingnixuedezenmeyang。”
dangshiwomenxuexiaodehechangbisai,wozhanzaiduiwulidejiaoluo,zhishigenzheyinlezhangzhangzui。
wobuganchusheng,yinweiwobingbuhuichangge,wodanxinwoyikaikoujiuhuibadajiadediaozidaipian,tuoledajiadehoutui,rangdajiameifadejiang。
womadehuayingangluo,dunshi,fanzhuoshangsuoyourendemuguangjihuyishunjiandouluozailewoshenshang。
neixiemuguangqishuashua,daizhedaliangheshenshi,zuihouyoubianchenglekeyisuojichulaide、daizheqidaidexiaoyi。
shenshangneixielouzhefengdekulongfangfoyouzaicikejiaoxiaoqilai。
wobuyuanyichuchou,buyuanyidiulewobamaderen。
wochuizhetouyouyulebantian,zuihouxiaoshengshuo:“mama,wozuijinsangziteng,changbule,erqiewochangdeyebuhaoting。”
“haishisuanleba...”
womayishunjianjiubianlelianse,tasisidichezhewodexiuzi,renbuzhubagaolesangmen:“shenmesangzitengchangbule,nizaijiadeshihoubuhaihaohaode?nijiujiujiumaduozhangshijiancaihuilaiyici!”
“nizenmezheimebudongshi?nijintianjiusuanyabaleyedejiwochang!”
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wozaixiang,yigeyabagaizenmekaikouchanggeni?
tamenzijiweishenmebuchangni?
yinweitamenyongyoulianmianzheizhongdongxi,zijikaikoujiuhuijuedenankanhaisao。
keshixiaohaiquemeiyoulianmian。
yinweinianjixiao,suoyicaimeilaidejizhangchuzheizhongdongxi。
zhiyouchengweidaren,cainengzhangchulianmian。
huanghuzhijian,wozongjuedezijixiangyizhiwobamahuanyangdehouzi,youhuozheshibiededongwushenmede。
shibuguantamenkaixinhuoshishangxin,shishikekedounenglachulailiuliangquan,yicilaijitamenzhenglianmiandedongwu。
wobamazongtiqineixierenqingshigu,zongshinengtingdedongbierenhualidexianwaizhiyin。
keshizheigebierendequntiliquedudubaxiaohaipaichulechuqu。
sangzitengqueshishiwozhaodejiekou,jiezhushengbingzheiyangdeliyou,jiubuyongkaikouchanggejiwobamadiulemianzi。
kewobamaquetingbudongwodexianwaizhiyin。
wobasuiranmeiyoushuoshenme,keshifangxiajiubeikanxiangwodeyanshenquechongmanlejinggaodeyiwei。
tajiuneiyangsisididingzhewodelian,dingzhewoxiayijuhuishuochushenmeyangdehua。
jiumachenmoleyihui,lvxiandapozheichangjiangju,tayibianlianlianbaishou,yibianxiaozheshuo:“haola,xingyusangzitongjiubuyaochangla,dengxiaciyoujihuizaijiwomenchanghaoma?”
womadeliansehenbuhaokan,tayibaningshangwodedatui,ehenhendeshuo:“woshijinilianle?”
wozhihaoyingzhetoupizhanleqilai,yingzheneixiedaizhexixuexiaoyideyanshen。
houlonggansedexiangshifabuchulaibangeyin,queyinweidui‘budongshi’deqiangliekongju,erbeipochanglechulai。
我唱完了。
tamenzhuangmozuoyangdejiwoguzhangjiaohao,zuilishuozheneixieguanmiantanghuangdezanyu。
daoxianzaiwocaimingbai,tamenqishigenbenbuzaihuwochangdenantinghuohaoting。
wodechuchangjiuxiangshidianxujulideguanggaoyiyang,weitamendejuqingzantinghuanchong,ranhoushunlichengzhangdejinxinghoubanduan。
yidunfanwochidehenjianao。
yinweizuoweiyigedongshidehaizi,shibunengdangzheqitadarendemianchitaiduofande。
neiyangjiuhuibeiwobamashuoshimeijianguoshimiande‘taochigui’。
wochibubaofan,bunengjixudongkuaizi,yebunenglikai。
chufeiwobamaxianzaijiwoxiayidao‘xingle,nichuquwanba’、youhuozheshi‘nizaichidian’deshengzhi。
dengbudaoshengzhi,wojiuzhinengananjingjingdizuozhe。
fanjujieshu,wobahedezuixunxun,lazhejiujiugaotankuolunneixieguanyuzhengzhihejingjishangdeshi。
zuihoumanliantonghongdeta,zuilituranbengchuyiju:“nimenjiuzaibamajiazhuxia,fuxingyuzhenghaofangshujia,wobatasongguoqupeixuanxuanhezhuangzhuangyiqiwan。”
“tazheigezuojiejiede,yinggaizhaogumeimeile,nihedimeijiuhaohaoxiuxi,zheijitianhaohaowan!”
wobawozhejiujiudeshou,lingyizhishouyonglidipailepai。
womayediantouxiaodao:“shia,woganggangdoumeixiangdaozheihuishi,xuanxuanhezhuangzhuangyeyougenengzhaogutamendeban。”
zhidaomuqianweizhi,wodoumeilaidejikaikoushuoyiju‘wobuxiangqu’dehua。
danshiwodexiangfa、wodejianyi,tongtongbuzhongyao。
darendeshiqingzhinengdarenmenzuojueding,erguanyuwozheigexiaohaideshi,yelisuodangranyouneixiedarenmenlaizuojueding。
yushiwojiuxianggebeiwobamajilituijiandeshangpinyiyang,chenggongxiaoshoulechuqu。
wanshanghuidaojia,womayibiandingzhewoshoushixingli,yibianfupanzhejintianchifandeshiqing。
tayouxiehentiebuchenggangdeshuo:“nikanjiannijiumabaozhexuanxuan,niweishenmebuzaidiyishijianjiushangqubangmang,haifeidewotixingni?”
“chifandeshihourangnichanggegezenmemomojiji,xiangshiyaolenidemingyiyang。”
“nixianzaijiuliandangzhezijiarendemiandoubugan,natianniqulewaimian,rangnidangzhemoshengrendemianshuohuashibushidesiguoqu?”
tayibaningshangwodeerduo,yonglideningzhezhuanyiquan,wodeerduodunshijiuxiangshaoqilaiyibanguntang,hailiandaizhetoupiyiqigandaocitong。
shenglixingdeleishuiyonglechulai,wolianmanghetadaoqian:“duibuqimama...”
tachazheyao,dengyuanleyanjingjiwoxialezuihoudetongdie,tashuo:“nizhihoudangzhenijiujiujiumademian,zuihaojiwodongshiyidian。”
“danfanyaoshirangwotingdaoleshenmebuhaodehua,xiaoxinwobanideerduochexialai!”
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wanshangwotangzaichuangshangzhanzhuanfance。
woyijingjibudezaishenmeshihou,zaixinlijiuyijingmomohuhudezhidao,wo‘guai’jiuhuirangdarengaoxing。
yushi,wojiejinquanliyasuozijizhenzhengdeganshou,nulizuochuwobamazuilineige‘guaiqiaodongshi’demoyang,laitaotamenxihuan。
wobamabaguanyudongshiderenzhikejinlewodenaodaili,wodeyijuyidongdouheshifoudongshiguashanglegou。
darenjianghuaxiaohaibukeyichazui,haochideyaoxianfenjizhangbeihedidimeimei,suoyoushidouyaojinlizijizuo,bukeyimafanbieren...
zheixietiaotiaokuangkuangtaiduo,zuihoudoubianchengleyizhongbuxuyaobierenkaikoushuo,wojiuyinggaidongdededongxi。
woshenbianxiangshiyouyizhidaxiang。
neizhidaxianghuigenzhewoqudaomeiyichudifang,woqunali,tajiuhuigenzhewodaonali。
tapangdadequtizhanjulewojuedabufendekongjian,liujiwodezhishengyiyuzhidi。
neizhidaxiangwushiwukedouzaiyongtadeyanjingningshizhewo,wokanzheta,jiuhuikandaotayanzhongdeziji。
wobashentinulidequansuojinbeizili,jinjindebizheyanjing。
wohaipazijiyidanzhengkaiyanjing,jiuyaoheneizhidaxiangduishi。
diertianwojiuhexinglixiangyiqibeidabaosongqulelaolaojia。
womajiwoxiadaderenwuhenmingque,jiushizhaoguxuanxuanhezhuangzhuang。
suiranwobizhuangzhuangdabulejisui,danshizhidayitian、yifenzhonghuozheyimiaozhong,wodoushineigejiejie。
zaineitiandejuhuishang,zhuangzhuangjiuduiwozheigemomingqimiaoduochulaidejiejie,bingmeiyoushenmehaogan。
tazaijiandaowoshi,jiushifentandangdefabiaolezijiduiwodekanfa,tashuo:“nilaiganshenme?laolaojiameiyoujinizhudefangjianle,wobuhenishui。”
woxiayishidekanxiangleyipangdejiuma,woyiweitahuixiangwomaneiyangfeikuaidedaduanzhuangzhuangdehua,ranhouxunchizhuangzhuangbudongshi。
kejiumazhishiqialeyibazhuangzhuangdeliandan,ranhoumaiyuandishuo:“zheishinixingyujiejie,nizenmeshuohuanichouxiaozi!”
“nineigefangjianneimeda,hexingyujiejiejiyiji...”
kanzhezhuangzhuanghejiumaqinnideyangzi,wodedanaoshanguoduanzandekongbai。
weishenmejiumabuhuishuozhuangzhuangbudongshini?
zhuangzhuangzhujianyaobianlian,zhengzhunbeikaikoubiaodabumanshi,woxiantayibukailekou,wolianmangdaduanjiumashuo:“buyongneimemafande,jiuma。”
“woshuixiaoshafajiuxing,wangnianguonianwodoushishuixiaoshafade,wogeziai,neigeshafagangganghao,erqiewoshuixiangbuhao,dahulumoyachaodaozhuangzhuangjiubuhaole。”
wobuxiangrangjiumahezhuangzhuangweinan,zigaofenyongyaoshuixiaoshafa。
wofeikuaidebanchuleyixiliekongsuzijichoumaobing、huaixiguandecuoci,nulizhengqushuizaixiaoshafashangdezige。
erjiuzaizheiyishunjian,woturanhenxianmuzhuangzhuang,xianmutakeyiqingqingchuchushuochuzijideganshou。
xianmutadefumuyeyunxutashuochuzijideganshou。
jiumaxiaozhediandiantou:“neihaoba,neiwoyihuiqujinishoushiyixia。”
wangnianguonian,huilaolaojiaderenduo,womeicidouhuizhudongrangchuchuang,zijishuineigebaizaiketingdexiaoshafa。
wodegezibingbusuanai,qimaneigeshafabingbunengzhengzhenghaohaodezhuangxiawo,guoyuruantadehaimiandianshuizaishangmianjiuxiangshichendaolehaidi。
neixierenmencengjingyong**moca、jiyaguodedifang,rujinwoqueyaoyongnaodaifanfulaijisuanzuishufudejiaoduyuweizhi。
woyebuxiangshuishafa,woyexiangshuichuang。
我说不出口。
shimomingqimiaodexiuchiganzaizuosui,wozongshihaipabeikoushang‘budongshi’demaozi。
woyecengshituhewobamabaoyuanguo,yeshituzhengquguo。
keshiwoneiju‘xiangyaoshuichuang,buxiangshuishafa’dehuayishuochukoujiubusuandongshile。
womahuifanlaifuqubutingdebazheijianshijujiaohuiwei。
jiuxiangshiniuhuifanchuyiyang。
tahuibizhewochixiatajujiaoguowushucibianchenglanhuhunhezheweisuanyutuoyedeshimi。
ranhoubazheijianshiqingfanfanfufudejujiao、yibianbianweijiwo,zhidaowoshujiyuxin、gungualanshu,womazheicaikenzhenzhengdeyanxia。
wobamajiaohuiwoyijianzuizhongyaodeshi,jiushizijideganshoubuzhongyao,zhongyaodeyongyuanshibierendeganshou。
tamenshuoxiaohaishimeiyouzijideganshoude,jiuxiangneizhangchengweidarencainengzhangchudelianmianyiyang。
keshi,zhuangzhuangzheigexiaohaiweishenmejiubuyongdongshini?
taweishenmenengchengweizhenzhengdezijini?
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laolaojiazaicunli,yibanchifanbingbujiangjiu,zongshiyoushenmechishenme。
kezhuangzhuangqueshidiyigeganshuobumanyideren。
neitiantakanzherenshouleliangsantiandexihongshiqiezimiantiaozaiyicibeiduanshanglezhuohou,tachediliaotiaozibuganle。
tadangchangshuailekuaizi,ranhoudajiaodao:“wobuchixihongshiqiezimiantiaole!woyaochirou!woyaochijituichihanbao!”
“meitianzongshizheigexihongshiqiezi,xihongshiqiezi,nimennengbunengyoudianbiedehuayang?wodoukuaifansile。”
tazhongqishizudepaoxiao,zizijujudouzaishufazhezijidebuman。
tameiyouyongneixiewanwanraoraodehuashulaishuo,jiuxiangshibenlaijiubuhuiguaiwandezidanneiyangzhizhichuanjinmeigerendeerduo。
yizhichuizhetoumomochizhewanlidefandewo,turanzaizheiyishunjianshengchulexiangyaotaitoukankandexiangfa。
wobamashuoguo,chifanzhinengchizijiwanlidefan,darenmenzhuanqianzuofanxinku,nimeiyouzigetiaosanjiansi。
ruguotaiqitou,jiuxiangshichizhewanlikanzheguolidexingwei,rerenyanfanyoubudongshi。
wohaizaiyouyuzheyaobuyaotaitoushi,laolaoxianshuohuale,tashuo:“aiyo,wodeguaisunshouweiqule,nainaimingtianjiuquzhenshanggerouqu。”
“zheiliangtianjishidoubuchutan,mingtiandaqingzaonainaijiuqu,nixiangchishenmegaosunainai。”
laoyezaiyipangmaiyuanlaolao:“zhuangzhuanghaoburongyihuilaiyici,niyezhenshi,zijichimiantiaochiguanle,budianjizhewawamenbuaichi。”
laolaopaizhenaomenzhihan:“woxiangzhenianqiandexihongshiguantouzaibuchiwanjiuhuaile,yimenxinsizhixiangzhezheige,shiwozheigelaotaipozidecuo。”
jiumaxiaoxixidexunchizhezhuangzhuang,tashuo:“zheixianimanyileba?nainaimingtianyaojinizuohaochidele,zuibatiaodehen。”
congqianbeifangdedongtianhenlenghenzhang,shushangjiebuchuguozi,dilizhangbuchuliangshi。
neijiajiahuhudunzhedexihongshiguantouyejiuchenglequanjiaaoguoyizhenggedongtiandejinguiwuzi。
womajiushizheiyangjiaoyuwode,tashuo:“nihaixianqishangxihongshiguantoule,congqiandongtianwomenchiyicijiuheguonianyiyang。”
“nilaolaoxinxinkukuaolebuzhidaojitian,nizenmezheimebudongshi?”
shuochuzijibuxihuanxihongshiguantou,taoyanbierenbaxieqiangjiazaizijishenshangdeganshou,zheixiehuashuochulai,jiubiandebudongshile。
wolisuodangranderenwei,zhuangzhuangaimacaishizhengqueyouhelide。
dagaishitamenshuodehuayuwoxiangxiangzhongjieranbutong,wotaiguoyuzhenjing,jingranbuzhidaozaishenmeshihoujiuyijingtaiqilenaodai。
tamenduizhuangzhuangsihaomeiyouzeguai,fanerzhangluozhemingtianjizhuangzhuangdunjituichaoroucai。
gushidezouxiangsihuwanquanmeiyouanzhaojidingdezhengchangjuqingfazhan,tapianlileguidaoyinglaileyuzhiqianwanquanxiangfandejuqing。
wonengquexin,ruguowodezuiliyaoshinengshuochuzheizhonghua,woyidinghuibeiwobamamadegouxuelintou,zaibierenkanbudaodedifangbeidadeqiuyeyegaonainai。
guobuqiran,diertiandefanzhuoshangchuxianlemaozhebaiqidejituiheroucai。
laolaojijiujiuyijiamenlemifan,quejitamenzijizhulexihongshiqiezimiantiao。
fangdaokuaiyaohuaidiaodexihongshiguantou,zongshiyaoyourenchide。
laolaozaijiwoshengfanshifanlenan,taduanzhekongkongdewan,buzhidaoshigaishengmiantiaohaishimifan。
tazhuantouxiaozhewenwo:“xingyushixiangchimifanhaishichimiantiao?”
tadunledunyoubuchongdao:“wojiannipingshichimiantiaochideduo,meijianguonichimifan,xihongshiqiezimiantiaohaochiba?”
“zaibuchiwanjiuyaohuaila。”
woyutayitongzhanzaineigesisifangfangdechufangli,haiyaoshaohuocainengzuofandemeilufachuranshaoyumiganshidepilipalasheng。
xiatiandechufanghenrehenre,redewodelianshangmanshihanshui。
wofangfoyebeifangzaihuoshangzhikao。
zuibazhengzhalewushuci,xiangyaoshuochuneiju‘woxiangchimifan’,kemomingqimiaonaodailiquefuxianchulaiwomazhengningdelian。
taningzhewodeerduoshuo:“nizhihoudangzhenijiujiujiumademian,zuihaojiwodongshiyidian。”
“danfanyaoshirangwotingdaoleshenmebuhaodehua,xiaoxinwobanideerduochexialai!”
zuihouwojichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong,woshuo:“laolao,wochixihongshiqiezimiantiao。”
“zaibuchiwanjiuyaohuaila。”
laolaoyishunjianrushizhongfu,talianshangmashangyangqimanshiqingsongdexiaoyi,yibianfeikuaidejiwojiazhemiantiao,yibianshuo:“xingyuzhendongshi!zhenshigeguaihaizi!”
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wodedaozheiju‘dongshi’dekuajiang,xinliquemeiyouneimegaoxing。
woyicicideqianjiuyutuoxie,fangfochule‘dongshi’zhiwaijiushenmedoudebudao。
wokanzhewanlimanmandangdangdexihongshiqiezimiantiao,ruanlanruxiniyiyangdeqietiaoguozhedaoweikoudexihongshi,chuanchajiaodiezaitongyangnanyixiayandemiantiaoshang。
neimiantiaofangfohuizidongfanzhiyiyang,yuechiyueduo,yongyuandoujianbudaowandi。
wocuole,woqishishidedaolede。
wohaidedaolewozuitaoyandexihongshiqiezimiantiao。
womamuyoujixiedejujiaozhemiantiao,shituzhaodaonengpingbidiaozijisuoyouganguandekaiguan。
jiumajiujiu,haiyouzhuangzhuanghexuanxuan,tamendakoudakoudechizhemifan,bajibajikenzhejitui。
huanghuzhijian,woturanmingbai,dongshishihuanbulaijituide。
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