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wogezangli，wokandaosaozihebiedenanrenyanshenlasi。worenwukeren，chongshangqianqu，duizhetajiushiyibazhang。
qingcuidexiangshenghuidangzailingtang，quanchangyaquewusheng。tawuzheliannuhou：“nigandawo？wobuhuifangguoni！
”wobaquejiangwohuzaishenhou，“dadehao！zheizhongnvrenbupei！”1.heibaizhaopianli，gegecenxiaoxiaodewenhe。
ketabinglengditangzailingtangzhongyang。zhouweishiyayidekusheng。woquezhikandaosaozilingman，
zhengyuwogedehehuorenjiyang，jiaohuanleyigeyanshen。neibushibeishang，shirushizhongfu，shideshouhoudeyinmixiyue。
xueyechongshangwodetouding。wobokairenqun，chongdaotamianqian。“pa！”qingcuidexiangsheng，rangzhenggelingtangshunjiansiji。
lingmanwuzhexunsuhongzhongdelian，yanshenlidedeyishunjianbeizhenjingheyuanduqudai。“cenwu！nifengle！
”tajianjiaoqilai。“wogeshiguweihan，nihaiyoulianzaizheiligenbiedenanrenmeilaiyanqu？”wozhizheta，
shentiyinfennuerzhandou。jiyanglikeshangqian，jianglingmanhuzaishenhou，yizhengyancidikanzhewo。“xiaowu，
nilengjingdian，lingmantataishangxinle，nibuyao**ta。”“shangxin？”wolengxiao。“wokannimenlianghaodehen！
”“nihushuobadaoshenme！”lingmancongjiyangshenhoutanchutou，kudelihuadaiyu。“cenxiao，
nikankannidehaomeimei！tashizenmewumiewode！”“womeiyouwumieni！”woshangqianyibu，
xiangsilantaxuweidemianju。wobacenyiyibalazhuwo，jiangwohuzaishenhou。taduizhelingman，shengyinbingleng。
“dadehao！woerzishiguweihan，nijiuzheimepobujidai？”lingmandekushengyizhi，nanyizhixindikanzhewoba。
“shushu，nin……ninzenmenengzheimeshuo？”“woqinyankandaode，buzhixiaowuyige！”wobadehuazhidiyousheng。
kezhouweideqinqimenquebuzheimexiang。degaowangzhongdesangupozhuzheguaizhangzouguolai，hunzhuodeyanjingsisidingzhewo。
“ayi！nizenmeyegenzhehunao！”“xiaoxiaogangzou，nimenfunvliangjiuheqihuolaiqifuyigeguafu？
”“taduzilihaihuaizhexiaoxiaodeguroua！”sangupodehuaxiangyikezhalei。womengdikanxianglingmanpingtandexiaofu。
huaiyun？lingmanfangfozhaodaolezhuxingu，tayishouwuzhelian，yishoufushangxiaofu，kudegengshangxinle。
“shia……wobenlaixiangdengzanglijieshuzaigaosudajia。”“woxiangjixiaoxiaoliugetimian，
kecenwuta……tazenmenengzheimeduiwo？”“tabujindawo，haixiangdawoduzilidehaizi！
”tadehuadiandaoheibai，shunjianjiangwodingzailejiahaizhedeshizijiashang。suoyourendemuguangdoubianle。zhize，huaiyi，
yane。xiangwushugenzhen，zhazaiwoshenshang。sangupogengshiqideyongguaizhangzhichuodimian。“cenwu！
nizheigeedudenvren！haibukuaijinisaoziguixiadaoqian！”wobaqideliansetieqing。“sanjie！
nibietingtahushuo！xiaowubushineizhongren！”“wobushineizhongren？neiwoshinazhongren？
”san.gupozhizhewodebizi。“wokantajiushijidu！jiduxiaoxiaoduilaopohao！”“xianzaixiaoxiaobuzaile，
tajiulaizuoweizuofule！”“cenwu，wominglingni，like，mashang，jinisaozidaoqian！
”wokanzhelingmanzangzaijiyangshenhou，neishuangkuhongdeyanjingli，shanguoyisidechengdexiaoyi。woqixuefanyong，
yigeziyeshuobuchulai。“guixia！”sangupolishenghedao。2.zanglihoudejiayan，qifenyayidenengdichushui。
lingmanhuanleshenyifu，yankuanghongzhong，zuozaiwobashenbiandeweizhi，neishicongqianwomadeweizhi。tachenmodichuizhetou，
yifushoujintiandaweiqudeyangzi。jiyangyeliulexialai，mingyishangshi“anweihebangmang”。sangupoqingleqingsangzi，
suoyourendoutingxialekuaizi。“xiaowu，xiawuzailingtangdeshi，nixianzaixiangqingchumeiyou？
”wowozhekuaizideshoushoujin，meiyoushuohua。“nisaozihuaizhewomencenjiadezhong，nidongshoudata，
jiushimeibawomencenjiadexuemaifangzaiyanli。”san.gupodeyuqiburongzhihui。“jintiandangzhesuoyouqinqidemian，
nibixujitayigejiaodai。”wobagangxiangkaikou，jiubeisangupoyigeyanshendenglehuiqu。“ayi，
zheijianshinibieguan，cifuduobainv！”lingmanshishiditaiqitou，yanleiyoukaishizaiyankuanglidazhuan。“sangupo，
ninbieguaixiaowule。”tashengyingengyan，queqingxidichuandaomeigerenerduoli。“wozhidao，tayizhibuxihuanwo，
juedewopeibushangxiaoxiao。”“takenengjuede……ruguobushiwo，xiaoxiaojiubuhuineimepinminggongzuo，
yejiubuhui……buhuichuyiwaile。”tadehuaxiangyibacuileduderuandaozi，jingzhunditongjinwodexinzang。
tajuranbagegedesi，guijiudaowode“jidu”shang。guoran，suoyouqinqikanwodeyanshengengjiabiyile。
“yuanlaishizheiyanga……”“wojiushuoma，nayouxiaoguzizheimeduisaozide。”“gegeduilaopohao，
tazheigezuomeimeidekanbuguanle？”“xinyanyetaixiaole，taiedule！
”qieqiesiyushengxiangcangyingyiyangwengwengzuoxiang。wobamengdiyipaizhuozi。“doujiwobizui！nimendongshenme！
”“xiaowuweiletagedegongsi，bazijizhunbeiliuxuedejixudounalechulai！”“tahuijidulingman？
jianzhishixiaohua！”lingmandeyanleidiaodegengxiongle。“shushu，ninbieshuole……douguaiwo，shiwobuhao。
”“wobugaijiajixiaoxiao，doushiwodecuo……”takudeganchangcunduan，fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaohunguoqu。
jiyanglianmangqingqingpaizhetadebeianfu。“lingman，nibiezheimeshuo，zheibushinidecuo。nihaihuaizhehaizi，
bunengtaijidong。”zheixingxingzuotaideyimu，rangwoweilifanjiangdaohai。sangupokanzhewo，xialezuihoutongdie。
“cenwu，daoqian！”wokanzhemanwuzideren，tamendoushiwodeqinren。kexianzai，tamenmeiyouyigerenxiangxinwo。
tamenzhixiangxinyigewairenchuchukeliandeyanlei。wodexinyidiandianbianleng。“womeicuo。”woyiziyijudishuo。
“wobuhuidaoqian。”“fanlenile！”san.gupoqidezhanqilai，zhizhewo。“hao，hao！nibudaoqianshiba？
”“ayi，zheiyangdenver，nimencenjiahaiyaoma？”“womencenjiadelian，doubeitadiujinle！”jiuzaizheishi，
lingmanturanxuruodikaikou。“dajiabiechaole……qishi……xiaoxiaozouzhiqian，jianguolvshi。
”suoyourendemuguangdoujizhongdaotashenshang。tacongsuishendebaoli，nachuyifenwenjian，didaosangupomianqian。
“ta……talileyifenyizhu。”“tashuo，wanyitayoushenmebuce，tamingxiasuoyoudegongsigufen，
douliujiwohe……womenweichushidehaizi。”yizhu？gegecai28sui，shiyegangqibu，
zenmehuituranliyizhu？sangupojieguowenjian，daishanglaohuajing，yiziyijudikanzhe。banshang，
tabawenjianzhongzhongdipaizaizhuoshang。“baizhiheizi！haiyoulvshigongzheng！”takanxiangwodeyanshen，
chongmanlebiyiheleran。“cenwu，woxianzaizhongyumingbainiweishenmerongbuxianisaozile。
”“nishipatahetaduzilidehaizi，fenlenigedejiachanba！”“nizhenshi……zhenshitairangwoshiwangle！
”**3.**wobeiganchulejiamen。liyoushi“xuyaolengjingfansheng”。wobaxianglan，
quebeisangupoheyizhongqinqiduzaimenkou。“ayi，rangtachuqulengjinglengjing！
buranzheigejiajiuyaobeitanaofantianle！”“shia，dage，nikanbalingmanhede，wanyidongletaiqizenmeban？
”wobakanzhebeizhongrencuyongzaishafashang，liansecangbai，chuchukeliandelingman，zuizhonghaishituoxiele。
tasaijiwoyizhangkahecheyaochi。“xiaowu，qunimaliuxiadeneitaogongyuzhujitian。
”“dengba……bajialideshichulihao，jiuqujieni。”tadeshengyinlichongmanlepibeihewunai。womeiyoujie，
zhuanshenzoujinleyuli。gegedesi，saozidebeipan，qinrendewujie，fuqindedongyao……zheiyiqiexiangyizuodashan，
yadewochuanbuguoqi。wozhujinlechengxidelaogongyu，zheilichongmanlewohemamadehuiyi。kexianzai，
zhishengxiayipianbingleng。jitianhou，wobadalaidianhua，shengyingengjiapibei。“xiaowu，
lingman……bandaojialilaizhule。”woxinzangyijin。“weishenme？”“tashuotayigerenzhuhaipa，
youhuaizheyunxuyaorenzhaogu。sangupotamendouquanwo，wo……”“suoyinijiutongyile？
”wodeshengyinrenbuzhubagao。“xiaowu，nilengjingdian！tashuodenghaizishengxialai，jiudaihaizilikai，
buhuidaraowomen……”“ba！nidaoxianzaihaixiangxinta？”wojihuyaobengkui。
“taduzilidehaizishibushiwogededouhaibuyiding！”dianhuaneitoushizhangjiudechenmo。zuihou，
wobatanlekouqi。“……dengzuowanqinzijianding，yiqiejiudouqingchule。”“zaineizhiqian，nibiezai**tale。
”dianhuaguaduanle。wobaozhexigai，zuozaibinglengdedibanshang，ganjuezijibeiquanshijiepaoqile。buxing，
wobunengjiuzheimesuanle。wobunengranggegesibumingmu，bunengrangtadexinxuebeizheiduigounannvqinzhan。diertian，
wohuilejia。wozhixiangnahuiwofangzaifangjianlideyixiedongxi。kaimendebaomuwangyikandaowo，yanshenduoshan。
“er**，ninhuilaile……”ketingli，lingmanzhengkaozaishafashang，
zhihuizhewangyibaqiangshangyifuwomadehuaquxialai。“wangyi，zheifuhuataiyayile，huanyifusecaixianyande，
duibaobaohao。”neishiwomashengqianzuixihuandehua。“zhushou！”wochongguoqu，dangzaihuaqian。
“sheirangnidongwomadedongxide？”lingmankandaowo，xiangshijianleguiyiyang，jingkongdiwanghousuo。“xiaowu？
ni……nizenmehuilaile？”“zheishiwojia，woweishenmebunenghuilai？”wolenglengdikanzheta。“daoshini，
pingshenmedongwojiadedongxi？”“wo……”lingmanyanzhuyizhuan，likeyoubiandeweiquqilai。“wozhishijuede，
jialiqifentaichenzhongle，xianghuanyixia……woyeshiweilebaobaohao。”“erqie，shushuyetongyilede。
”tayounawobadangdangjianpai。jiuzaizheishi，loutishangchuanlaisangupodeshengyin。“chaoshenmechao！
hairangburangrenxiuxile！”takandaowo，lianselikechenlexialai。“nihuilaiganshenme？
bushirangniqufanshenglema？”“wohuilainawozijidedongxi。”“nadongxi？”sangupolengxiaoyisheng，
“wokannishihuilaizhaochadeba！”lingmanturanzhanqilai，zoudaowomianqian，lianshangdaizhexuweideguanqie。“xiaowu，
nibieshengqile，doushiwobuhao。niyaoshibuxihuan，wobuhuanjiushile。”tashuozhe，shenshouxianglailawo。
woyanedishuaikaitadeshou。“biepengwo！”meixiangdao，tajiezhewoshuaishoudelidao，shentimengdixianghouyiyang，
zhizhidichaozheloutidefangxiangdaoqu。“a——！”yishengqilidejianjiao。ta“gun”xialezuihouliangjitaijie，
tanzaidishang，tongkudiwuzheduzi。“wodeduzi……haotong……”yiqiefashengdetaikuai，
woshenzhimeifanyingguolai。sangupohewangyidouheshale。“lingman！”sangupofanyingguolai，chongxialouti，
kandaolingmanqunzixiashenchudeyisixueji，tamengdihuitou，yishuangyanjingxiangshiyaopenchuhuolai。“cenwu！
nizheigesharenxiongshou！”tachongguolai，yangshoujiujilewoyibazhang。“nijurangantuita！neishiniqinzhizia！
”**4.**(mianfeizhangjieduanzhangdian)wobeisuozailegegedeshufangli。meiqimingyue，
“miandewozaichuqushangren”。lingmanbeijinjisongquleyiyuan，jieguoshi“xianzhaoxingliuchan”，xuyaowochuangjingyang。
wochenglezhenggejiazudezuiren。meiyourentingwojieshi，meiyourenxiangxinwoshibeixianhaide。zaitamenyanli，
wojiushiyigeyinweijiduerduihuaiyundesaozixiadushoudeedunvren。wobalaikanguowoyici，gezhemen。
“xiaowu，niweishenmejiushibukenditou？”tadeshengyinlichongmanleshiwanghetongku。“xianzainaochengzheiyang，
nimanyile？”“womeiyoutuita。”**zaibinglengdemenbanshang，shengyinshaya。“shitazijishuaixiaqude。
”“kewangyihesangupodouqinyankandaonishuaikailetadeshou！”“neishiyigequantao！”“goule！
”wobadaduanwo。“cenwu，nitairangwoshiwangle。”menwaidejiaobushengyuanqule。wodeshijie，
yechedianjinglexialai。heianhejuewangxiangchaoshuiyiyangjiangwoyanmei。gege，ruguonizaitianshangkanzhe，
niyehuijuedewomeiyongma？liannideqingbaidouwufashouhu。wohuanguzhezheigeshuxideshufang，
gegedeqixifangfohaizaizheili。shujia，bangongzhuo，haiyoutazuixihuandeneigefeichuanmoxing。
woturanxiangqiyijianshi。gegeshengqianshigejidujinshenderen，youqishizaigongzuoshang。tadanxinshangyejimixielu，
cenggenwotiguo，tazaibangongshiheshufangdouzhuangledulideyunduanjiankongxitong，mimazhiyoutayigerenzhidao。
bangongshidejiankong，kongpazaojiubeijiyanghelingmanchulidiaole。danshishufanglideni？woxinzangkuangtiaoqilai，
xiangshizhuazhulezuihouyigenjiumingdaocao。wodakaigegedediannao，danxuyaokaijimima。woshilegegedeshengri，
wodeshengri，gongsidechuangliri……quandoubudui。jiuzaiwokuaiyaofangqideshihou，wokandaolezhuoshangdeyigexiangkuang。
shigegedaxuebiyeshi，womenyijiasankoudehezhao。zhaopianbeihou，
ysun,mymoon,andmystar.sunshimamademingzi“yang”，
moonshiwodemingzi“wu”（yue），
neistar……woshouzhizhandoudizaijianpanshangqiaoxialeyigemingzi——stella。
neishiwomenxiaoshihouyangguodeyitiaogoudemingzi。diannaopingmuliangle。wochenggongle！woxunsuzhaodaojiankongruanjian，
diaochuneitianxiawudeluxiang。qingxidehuamianchuxianzaiyanqian。lingmanzouxiangwo，shenshoulawo，woshuaikaita，
tashunshihouyang，yanshenlimeiyoujinghuang，zhiyousuanjihaodelengjing。zaitadaodiqiandezuihouyimiao，
tashenzhiduizheshexiangtoudefangxiang，luchuleyigeguiyideweixiao。jiushizheige！zheijiushizhengju！
wojidongdehunshenfadou，likejiangshipinkaobeidaowodeshoujili。kezheihaibugou。
zheiduanshipinzhinengzhengmingwomeiyoutuita，danwufazhengmingtahejiyangdeyinmou，wufazhengminggegedesilingyouxizhong。
woxuyaogengduo，gengzhimingdezhengju。woqiangpozijilengjingxialai，jixuzaidiannaolifanzhao。
gegedediannaoliwenjianhenduo，dabufendoushijiamide。danwozhidaogegedexiguan，tahuibazuizhongyaodedongxi，
fangzaizuiyixiangbudaodedifang。wodemuguang，luozaileneigefeichuanmoxingshang。neishiwomenxiaoshihouyiqipinde，
gegeyizhishiruozhenbao。wozouguoqu，xiaoxinyiyidinaqimoxing。wojide，
gegecengjingshenmididuiwoshuo：“xiaowu，ruguoyouyitianwobuzaile，womende‘xingjilianmenghao’li，
zangzhetongwangzhenxiangdexingtu。”dangshiwozhidangshiwanxiaohua。xianzaixianglai……wozixijianchazhemoxing，
zaijiashicangdeweizhi，faxianleyigejihukanbujiandeweixiaokacao。woyongzhijiaqingqingyiqiao，
yizhangmicrosdkadanlechulai。wodehuxidoutingzhile。wobaka**dukaqi，lianjiedaodiannaoshang。
limianzhiyouyigewenjianjia，wenjianjiademingzishi“panduola”。wodianlejinqu。
limianshiwushudeyinpinheshipinwenjian。wozhandouzhediankaidiyigeshipin。huamianli，shigegedebangongshi。
lingmanhejiyangzhengjinjindiyongbaozaiyiqi。“qinaide，neigeshazizhongyusile。”lingmandeshengyinjiaomeiyouedu。
“gongsihenkuaijiushiwomendele。”jiyangwenlewentadeetou。“duokuileni，
zaitazhangqichidebaojianpinli‘jialedianliao’，rangtaguodulaolei，zuihouxinlishuaijie。”“buran，
dengtadexinjishufabu，womenjiuzaiyemeijihuile。”wodedanao“weng”deyisheng，yipiankongbai。
bushiyiwai……shimousha！tamenshalewodegege！judadebeitonghefennushunjianjiangwotunshi。
wosisidiwuzhuzui，burangzijikuchusheng。yanleixiangduanlexiandezhuzi，gungunerxia。wojixuwangxiakan。
kandaoletamenruhemimouzhuanyigongsizichan，kandaolelingmanshiruheweizaohuaiyunzhengming，
shenzhikandaoletazaiwogezanglihou，jiupobujidaidihejiyangzaijiudiankaifangqingzhudeshipin。zuirangwozhenjingde，
shiyiduanyinpin。shilingmanheyigemoshengnanrendeduihua。“shiqingbandezenmeyangle？”shilingmandeshengyin。
“fangxinba，chachewoyijingdongguoshoujiaole。buguo，cenxiaoneitianmeikaiche，daoshitameimeicenwudechetingzaipangbian，
xinghaochabuduo，wopagaohunle，jiushunbianye‘chuli’leyixia。”“feiwu！woyaodeshicenxiaosi！
”“nifangxin，liangzhong‘yiwai’，zongyouyizhongnengchenggongde。taduodeguochuyi，duobuguoshiwu。
”wodehoubeicuanqiyiguhanyi。yuanlai，tamenzhunbeileshuangzhongbaoxian。ruguogegemeiyouyinweixinlishuaijieersi，
yehuisiyuyichang“yiwai”dechehuo。erwo，zhishibeiyangjidechiyu。bu，xianzaiwocaishitamenzhenzhengdemubiao。
yinweiwozhidaoletamendemimi。wobixubazheixiezhengjugongzhiyuzhong！jiuzaizheishi，
shufangdemensuochuanlai“kada”yisheng。menbeidakaile。lingmanhejiyangzhanzaimenkou，tamendeshenhou，
shimanliannurongdesangupo。lingmandelianshangmeiyoulezhiqiandexuruo，querdaizhideshibinglengdeshayi。takanzhewo，
youkanlekanliangzhedediannaopingmu，xiaole。“kanlai，nidouzhidaole。”jiyangshunshouguanshanglemen，bingqiefansuo。
tayibubuxiangwobijin，yanshenyinzhi。“benlaihaixiangrangniduohuojitian，jirannizheimezhejisongsi，
wojiuchengquanni。”sangupoyefanyingleguolai，tajingkongdizhizhelingmanhejiyang。
“nimen……nimen……”jiyangbunaifandikanletayiyan。“laodongxi，yaoguaijiuguainitaiaishile。
”taturanchushou，yigeshoudaokanzaisangupodehoujing，sangupohengdoumeihengyishengjiuruandaozaidi。
wojingkongdidengdayanjing，yibubuhoutui，zhidaohoubeidizhubinglengdeqiangbi。“nimenxiangganshenme？
”lingmanzoudaowomianqian，taishoufushangwodelian，zhijiaqingqinghuaguowodepifu。“ganshenme？
dangranshisongniqujiannineisiguigegele。”tacoudaowoerbian，
yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo：“nizhidaoma，nigesideshihou，yanjingdouhaizhengzheni。
”“tayidingmeixiangdao，tazuiaidenvren，huiqinshousongtashanglu。”“e，duile，zaigaosuniyigemimi。