《婚礼被甩,我直播卖粽子杀疯了》 小说介绍
《hunlibeishuai,wozhibomaizongzishafengle》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi,youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue,sanqianbixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai,haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo!zhuyaojiangshudeshi:haihuizuoshenme?womengujiaxuyaodeshiyiweinengchengqichangmiandezhumu,bushiyigezhengtianhenuomizongyedajiaodaodeshouyiren。”guchendemuqin,cikelianshangyeguazhehaobu……
《婚礼被甩,我直播卖粽子杀疯了》 婚礼被甩,我直播卖粽子杀疯了精选章节 免费试读
hunlixianchang,zongcailaogongxianchanghuanlexinniang,tashuowo“shouyirenshangbudetaimian”。ketamenbuzhidao,
jiuzaiwobeiqianfusuozhishi,neigezhangkongbanbishangyediguode“shangjieyanwang”,zhengqinshouweiwosonglaiwanjinpinli,
bubuweiying。tazhuangqiongshangmen“xueyi”,zhiweijiangwoneitao“yushanji”peifangliantongwobenren,dabaodaizou。
duanwuye,tahunshenshitou,juzheaicaohuahuan,sangyinshaya:“wobiquyuancan,tayourenjidian,
wozhiyounishouliu。”wocaimingbai,zheinalishixueyi,fenmingshi——tayaoyongzuibadaodefangshi,
peishangwodeshen、wodexin、wodeyishengzhiai!di1zhanghunlixianchang,wochuanzhedingzhidelifu,zhanzaitaishang,
dengdaizheguchenweiwodaishangdinghunjiezhi。guchenhanxiaojieguosiyidilaidehuatong,ketazhuanxiangwoshi,
yandidewenrouxiaoshile。“suqingyan,”takaikou,shengyinqingxiyoucier。“ni,chulehuibaojigezongzi,
haihuizuoshenme?womengujiaxuyaodeshiyiweinengchengqichangmiandezhumu,
bushiyigezhengtianhenuomizongyedajiaodaodeshouyiren。”guchendemuqin,cikelianshangyeguazhehaobuyanshidebiyi。
tanazhemaikefeng,shengyinbiguchenhaiyaoxiangliangjifen:“chenershuodedui,nizheishouyi,queshitaishangbudetaimianle。
”taixiazhourananjing,suihoushiximitaolunsheng。guchenchaofengzheshuo:“suqingyan,nizhenyiweinipeideshanggujia?
jintiandezheiyiqie,buguoshiweilerangniganshouyixiahunlidefenweibale。bijing,nizheibeizi,
kongpayezhiyouzheiyichangnengzhanzaitaishangdejihuile。”“jiexialai,youqingzhenzhengdexinniang,lisiyu。
”wonaozhong“weng”deyisheng,lisiyu,guchendezhuli,yuanlaitamenzaojiugaozaiyiqile。guchenwangzhelisiyu,
yandidewenrouchongni。guchenmuqinkeyibagaoleshengyin,duishenpangdebinkeshuo:“womengujiadeerxi,
jiugaishisiyuzheiyang,zhishudali,zhangxiushanwu,naxiangyouxieren,chulehuibaojigezongzi,shenmedoubudong!
”wozhongyumingbai,zheichanghunyan,congtoudaowei,douzhishiguchenjingxincehuadeyichangxiuruwodeyouxi。
woqidexinzangzhitiao,tengdewojihuchuanbuguoqi。jiuzaiwoquanshenjiangying,jihuyaobeixiurujikuashi,
yigehaowuganqingdedianziyinzaiwonaohaizhongxiangqi:“jiancedaosuzhufuhebangdingtiaojian。
【feiyimeishixitong】bangdingchenggong。xinshoujiangli:‘yushanjizongzipeifang’diyijieduan,yifafang。
”shengyintuwubingleng,quexiangyidaodianliuchuanguowodeshenti,rangwocongmamuzhongjingxing。yushanjizongzipeifang?
woshenxiyikouqi,neiguqidingzhexiongkoudementong,mianqiangzhanzhileshenti。wotaiyan,
shixianhuanhuansaoguoguchenneizhangyingjunquelengkudelian,youluozaitamuqinneizhangkebodelianshang。“gujia,
”woyiziyiju,shengyinbuda,quedaizhebingxuebandehanyi,“queshifuguibiren。zhikexi,youqianwuyan,
gengwufuxiaoshouzhenzhengdehaodongxi。”wodunledun,qingxidibuchong:“wosuqingyanbaodezongzi,
nimengujiadejiudian,bugougemai。nimengujiaderen,gengpeibushangchi!”shuowan,wobuzaikantamenyiyan,
zhuanshen,gancuililuodizouxiatai。zaiquanchangzhenjingdemuguangzhong,wozoudaoyanhuitingmenkou,tingbu,huishen,
shengyinbugaoquezhidiyousheng:“congjintianqi,wosuqingyanhuikaishezhibo,jiangzhenzhengdegufayushanzongzishouyi,
yuanyuanbenbenzhanxianzaishirenmianqian。rangsuoyoukanbuqichuantongshouyiderendouzhengdayanjingkanqingchu,
shenmecaishizhenzhengdeguibao!”di2zhangyishijiqiqiancenglang。wozouchujiudiandamenshi,
shoujiyijingkaishifengkuangzhendong。wangluoshang,
guanyu“gujiahunlixinnianghuanren”、“baijinnvshouyiren”decitiaoxunsupansheng。
gezhongbukanrumuderumaheniezaodeheiliaoputiangaidierlai。huidaowoneixiaoxiaodegongzuoshi,
dianhua**yishengjieyisheng,quanshiquxiaodingdande。zhulixiaoaijizhiku:“qingyanjie,zenmebana!
”wotingzhedianhualikehulengmoshenzhidaizhechaofengdequxiaotongzhi,yiguhanyicongjiaodishengqi。naohaizhong,
neibinglengdexitongyinzaicixiangqi:“‘yushanjizongzipeifang’diyijieduanyijiesuo,
baohangufa‘jiuziyingfuzong’jichuzhifajigailiang‘linglongshuijingzong’dujiamifang。qingsuzhujinkuaitishengjiyi,
jiesuohouxuneirong。”jiuziyingfuzong?linglongshuijingzong?wozuanjinleshouxin。guchen,gujia,nimendengzhe。
zhibojianli,danmugundongdefeikuai。【gunchuzhibojie!zheizhongrenyepeitanshouyi?】【huazhongquchong!haiyushanji,
lianni?】【gushaonainaideweizhifeile,xiangkaozheigefanshen?zuomeng!】edudeziyancengchubuqiong,
xiangshiyaotouguopingmubawosisui。wochuixiayanlian,shouzhilingqiaodifanfei。jinpaohaodenuomikelibaoman,
cuilvdezongyesanfazheqingxiang,zaiwoshouzhongfutiedijuanchengloudouzhuang。anzhaonaohaizhong【linglongshuijingzong】demifang,
woxianpushangyicengbobodenuomi,zaixiaoxinyiyidifangruyongfengmiziguodemeiguijiangheniansuidesongren,
zuihouyongnuomifengkou,yongmalincaozhajin。meiyigebuzhou,doujingquederutongjiaokeshu。jingtouxia,
bantoumingdezongpiyinyuetouchuneixiandeseze,jingzhifeichang。qichu,zhibojianlizhiyoulingxingjigehaoqideluren,
dabufendoushigujiaqinglaideshuijun,buyiyulidiruma。wohuangruoweiwen,zhishizhuanzhudibaozhezongzi,
yigeyouyige。turan,pingmushangjinguangzhalie,yitiaojudadedonghualongzhouhengguanzhenggezhibojian,
jinjiezheyoushiyitiao,yilianshitiao“longzhouhuojian”texiaobazhanlesuoyourendeshixian。pingmuxiafang,
yigejinguangshanshandeid【yanluojun】yichangxingmu。zhibojianshunjianjingzhilejimiao,suijizhakaileguo。【**!
shigelongzhouhuojian!zheiweiyeshisheia?】【yanluojun?meitingguoa,xinjinshenhao?
】manmadedanmubeixunsuyanmei,querdaizhideshimanpingdejingtanhao。renqizhiyirouyankejiandesudubiaosheng,
henkuaijiuchongshanglepingtaixiaoshibangdebangshou。【ding!zhibojianredutupoyibaiwan!
】wokanzhepingmushangjudadehuojian,youxiefameng。【yanluojun】meiyoufayan,danzhibojiandefengxiangchedibianle。
yixiekanrenaobuxianshidaderenkaishiqihong,
shenzhiyourenkaishishuaqile【jiejieweiwu】、【zhichishouyiren】dekouhao。wodingledingshen,duizhejingtou,
shengyinpingjing:“ganxie‘yanluojun’dedashang。jintiandezhibozhuyaoshizhanshi‘linglongshuijingzong’dezuofa,
houxuhuichoujiangsongchu。”shuowan,wojixubaozongzi,xinliquezhifandigu。zheige【yanluojun】,
jiujingshishenmeren?di3zhangdiertianyizao,wobeiyizhenjicudedianhua**chaoxing。“woshiwuliugongsi,
shisuqingyan**ba?yiweixingyandexianshengtebiejiaodai,wubiqingninqinziqianshou。”xingyan?
nandaoshineige【yanluojun】?woanzhedizhizhaodaoneigepianpidecangku,
yuanyuanjiukanjiancangkumenkouduizhexiaoshansidemadaihexiangzi。wuliufuzerendijiwoyizhangqingdan:“su**,
nindiandian。yidundingjiruozhuzongye,liangdunwuchangyoujinuomi,haiyougezhongninkenengyongdeshangdefuliao,
hongdou、mizao、jianguo...”wokanzheqingdanshangjingrendeshuliang,chengmujieshe。zheishoubi,weimianyetaidale。
tacongkoudailiyoumochuyizhangyingzhikapian,shangmianshiqiujingyoulidemaobizi:“su**,zheixiepinli,qingshouxia。
”pinli?woniezhekapian,zhijianyouxiefaliang。zheisuanshenme?ezuoju?haishi...zhenai?
gujiadexiuruhaililizaimu,zheituruqilaide“pinli”rangwoxintouwuweizachen。“dongxishisheisonglaide?
”wowen。“zheigewomenyebuqingchu,zhizhidaochuzirenxingyan。e,duile,yanxianshengpailegerenzaizheierdengnin,
shuoshilaigenninxueshouyide。”wuliufuzerenzhilezhicangkujiaoluo。yigenanrencongyinyinglizouchulai。“su**。
”takaikou,shengyindichen。“nishi...”“yanluojunpaiwolaide。”nanrendadao,“tashuo,
rangwolaibaishixueyi。wojiaoluyu,shenwuzhangwu,shigeqiongxiaozi。”qiongxiaozi?wodaliangzheta,buxianga。
tashenshangneifencongrongdanding,juefeiputongrennengyou。neirihou,“qiongxiaozi”meirizhunshibaodao,tashuoshilaixueyi,
kebaoqilaishizaibuxiangyang!xiaoaichangwuzhezuitouxiao:“qingyanjie,lugezheinashilaixuebaozongzide,
fenmingshilaijiwomentianluande。”wodengtayiyan,kezuijiaoyebuzijuediwanqi。luyuqueshibushanzhangbaozongzi,
dantashoushiqigongzuoshilaiqueshiyibahaoshou。tazongnengzaiguanjianshikebangwojiejuemafan,
wulunshidaoluandeheifenhaishieyitousu,doufangfoweibuxianzhibanbeitaqingsonghuajie。gengduodeshihou,
tazhishianjingdidaizaiyipang,kanwozhibo,kanwobaozongzi,neimuguangchenjingerzhuanzhu,
xiangshizaiyanjiushenmexishizhenbao。oueryuwoduishang,tayebubibushan,yanshentandang,fandaoshiwoxianluanlexinshen,
lianjiaweiweifatang,congmangyikaishixian。zhibojianganglvshun,
gushijiudianneibianquegaodiaoxuanbutuichu“yushanjiduanwuyan”。xuanchuanwenanhehaibaoshangdezongzitexie,
yuwozhibojianzhanshide“linglongshuijingzong”ruchuyizhe,
shenzhilian“gongtingmifang”、“jiangxinshouzuo”zheileiziyandouzhaoban。zheiminghuanghuangdechaoxihetiaoxin,
rangwoqidehunshenfadou。xiaoaigengshiyifentianying:“tamentai**le!qingyanjie,womengaotamen!
”woshenxiyikouqi,yaxiaxintoudenuhuo。gujiacaidaqicu,gentamendaguansi,wuyiyuyiluanjishi。
“buji。”dangwandezhibo,woduizhejingtou,yuqipingjing:“zuijinyouxiebuyukuaideshiqingfasheng,danwoxiangxin,
zhenzhengdejiangxinshiwufabeiqingyifuzhide。”“jintian,wojiangweidajiazhanshiyikuan,
bi‘linglongshuijingzong’gengweijingmiaodezongzi——‘qiqiaolinglongbaozong’。
”qiqiaolinglongbaozong’**guochenggengfanfu,shoufayaoqiujigao,neixiangengshiyongleqizhongzhenqishanhaichan。
dang“qiqiaolinglongbaozong”zhengshuchuguo,bokaizongyedeshunjian,yixiangpubi,danmushunjianzhalie。【wodetian!
zheiyanse!zheiguangze!jianzhishiyishupin!】【koushuiliuxialaile,qingyannvshentainiule】dashangruchaoshuibanyonglai。
jiuzaizheishi,yanluojunturanshenqinglianmai。woyouxieyiwai,haishijietongle。tadichenzhesangyin:“mouxiejiudian,
dazhe‘yushanji’dehuangzi,zuodequeshidongshixiaopindegoudang。su**dejiyi,qishierdengxiaoxiaokeyijiyu?
fengquanyiju,bushizijidedongxi,zuihaobiepeng,fouze,houguozifu。”tahuayubuduo,
yuqizhongdebadaoquewodouyouxiexinjing。yishunjian,
resoushangdoushi“suqingyanshousigushijiudian”、“shenminanzinuchichaoxi”dehuati。
di4zhangyin“sushizongfang”pingjiedutekouweiyuwenhuaneihanyiwaihuodexinruipinpaijiangtiming,
woshouyaocanjiabenshinianduzuizhongyaodeshangjiefenghui。zhuhuichangdengguangcuican,
dangzhuchirenlongzhongjieshaoxiayiweiyanjiangjiabinshi,wosuiyitaitou,queshunjianjiangzhu——taishangneiren,
shenzhegaodingxizhuang,congrongjingui,meiyanyixishiluyudelunkuo,danzhoushenneiguyunchouweiwodeqiangdaqichang,
queshiwocongweijianguodemosheng。tacongrongzouxiangyanjiangtaizhongyang,jushoutouzujianjinxianshangweizhedezixinyushuli。
beihoujufupingmushang,pptshouyeherandachu“lushijituanzongcai——luyanchen”jigeliujindazi。
lushijituan,neigechuanshuozhongshangyebantuhengkuashugelingyu,xingshihenlaguojue,
liangujiadouyaolirangsanfendepangrandawu。er“luyanchen”zheigemingzi,
zhengshichuanwenzhonglushineiweishenmididiao、shouduanleitingdezhangduoren,rencheng“yanluojun”。wonaozhonghongranzhakai,
血液仿佛瞬间凝固。
luyu...luyanchen...“yanluojun”...zheixieshenfenzaiwonaohaizhongfengkuangjiaozhi、zhongdie。yuanlai,
tagenbenbushishenmeluoposhiyide“qiongxiaozi”,ershizhenzhengzhanzaijinzitadingduan,
fanshouweiyunfushouweiyudeshangjiediwang。xianqiansuoyouguanyu“yanluojun”songpinlidecaice,
tayiciciqiadaohaochudechuxianyuweihu,cikedouyoulehehuluojiqueyouwubishangrendejieshi。suoyi,
youqianrendoushizheiyangxishuarenma?tayanjiangwanbi,yanshenbuzhuodaowo,likexiangwozoulai,
yanzhongdaizhejingxiyuwenrou,woquezhigandaofengci。tadewenrouzaiwoyanzhongzhishengxia**luodefengciyuxuanyao。
taxiangganshenme?xiangshirenzhanshitade“zhanlipin”ma?zaitakaojinwokaikoushuohuazhiqian,
womengdicongshouwanshangluxianeichuantacengqinshouweiwodaishangdeaicaoshoulian——tashuoguo,aicaoquxie,nenghuwopingan。
cike,zheishoulianshangfangfohaicanliuzhetadetiwenyuzhiwen,quetangdewozhixianglikediuqi。
wolijiangshoulianhenhenrengzaitadexizhuangqianjin。“pa”deyisheng,shouliansanluozaidi,jikeaicaozhuzigundelaoyuan。
“luzong,zheifen‘xuefei’taigui,wosuqingyan,chengshoubuqi,yegaopanbuqi!”“xuefei”erzi,
shuodeshitajiaohuiwodezheichangcankude“shehuike”。taliansezhoubian,yanzhongshanguoshoushangyujiqie,
shenshouxiangzhuazhuwo,yadishengyinjicudao:“qingyan,bushinixiangdeneiyang,tingwojieshi...”jieshi?
haiyoushenmehaojieshide?qipianjiushiqipian。womengdishuaikaitadeshou,juejuezhuanshen,
naohaizhongzhiyoubeiyunongdefennuhequru。yewanshoujituranxiangqi,,tingtonglixianshiyizhenyayidedianliusheng,
yushayadesangyin:“qingyan...qiuni...zhitingwojieshiyiju...jiuyiju...”tashengyingengyan,
tingdunleyixia,fangfoyongjinlequanshenliqi,“wo...wobiquyuanhaican...wosuanjiletianxia,
quesuancuoleni...woxianzai...zhiyounile...”shengyinjiaranerzhi,zhishengxia“dududu”demangyin。
tingzhechuangwaiyuelaiyuedadeyusheng,wodexinbeishengshengsilie,tongkudaowufahuxi。
di5zhangluyanchenneitongmeitoumeiweidedianhua,xiangyigenci,shenshenzhazaiwoxinshang,babuchu,yetunbuxia。
wotanzuozaigongzuoshibinglengdedibanshang,zhouweisanluozhebanchengpinzongzidebaozhuangcailiao。gushidefanan,
luyanchen(luyu)deqipian,rangwozhixiangtaobi!kongqizhonghaicanliuzhenuomiyuzongyedeqingxiang,zhishizheixiangqi,
cikequedaizhejifenqiliang。muguangzuizhongluozaidiannaopingmushang,
neifenbeiwocengcengjiamide“yushanjizongzipeifang”jingjingtangzaiwenjianjiali。jiuzheimerenshuma?
rangluyanchende“xuefei”bawochedidakua?rangguchenneizhongtiaoliangxiaochoukanjinxiaohua?buganxin。
xiongqiangliyouyiguyuqifanteng,jiazazhebeiyunongdefennuheyisishuobuqingdaobumingdeweiqu。luyanchenneijuhua,
rutongmozhou,zaiwoerbianhuixiang。tatingqilai...buxiangshiyanxi。woyonglimolebalian,congdishangpaqilai。
jingziliyingchuyizhangqiaocuiqueyijiujueqiangdelian。kuyekuguole,tongyetongguole,rizizongdeguoxiaqu。
woyaozhanqilai,kaowoziji。shenxiyikouqi,wodakailezhiboshebei。jingtouli,zhiyouwo,sumianchaotian,
chuanzhezuijiandandemianbuyishang,zaiyizhangpumanlezongye、nuomi、hongdou、mizaodeantaiqian。jimiaozhonghou,
danmukaishixixilaladichuxian。【yo,zheibushisulaobanma?wohaiyiweinipochanpaoluleni!
】【fenghuineiyichu,zhenshijingcaia,luzongdemianzidoubeinicaidishangleba?】【shouliandourengle,
xianzaiyouchulaipaotoulumian,xiangdiaoxindejinzhu?】manmahechaofengruchaoshuibanyonglai,
ouerjiazazhejijuweiruode【qingyanjiayou】、【qingyanbuku】,shunjianjiubeiyanmei。womeiyoulihuineixieshengyin,
zhishimomodibaozongzi。zhibojianderenshuzaihuanmanzengjia,danmuyejianjiananjingxialai,
xuduorensihuzhishizaimomodikanzhe。“peng——”gongzuoshidemenbeirencubaodiyijiaochuaikai。
 
                 婚礼被甩,我直播卖粽子杀疯了
                                婚礼被甩,我直播卖粽子杀疯了