相声富二代当赘婿被改造成机器人
《相声富二代当赘婿被改造成机器人》 小说介绍
xuanhuanxiaoshuo《xiangshengfuerdaidangzhuixubeigaizaochengjiqiren》shizuozhe“jiangtao ”chengyichupindeyibuzuopin，cezhongjiangshulezhurengongguodonglinleizixuanzhijiandeaiqinggushi，qiangqiangduipengdejuqingshushixijing，gaishuwei：”shezhangbangongshibihoutaigengbize，weiyidechuanghubeifangfushegangbanfengsi，qiangshangguazhede“xiangshengbade”huaxiangmengzhehouhouhuiceng。guodelongzuozaizhiyazuoxiangdejiumuyi……
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diyizhang：lichunshewei！xiangshengtaizibeiporuzhuikejijutoumoshidisanshiqinian，
xuanfuchezaihuihuangsedewumaicenglihuachuyoulanweiji，
erdimianshangde“lichunshe”juchangzhengxiangkuaibeikenshengdemantou，xianzaigangjinshuinidecanyuanli。
guodonglinniezhekuaizangmaojincahan，zhifengjianlouxiadebushihan，shikongqizhongpiaofudefenchen——zheiguitianqi，
lianshuoxiangshengdoudedaihuximianzhao，kehoutaineiqunlaoyirenpianbu，shuo“huaileguiju”。
“ke……keke……”jiaoluoli，laxiandewangdayewanzheyaomengke，
kechudetanzaiguiliedeshuinidishangyinkaiyixiaotuananhong。guodonglinxinliyijin，gangxiangshangqian，
fuqinguodelongdeshengyincongbulianhouchuanlai，daizhejinshubandelengying：“donglin，genwolai。
”shezhangbangongshibihoutaigengbize，weiyidechuanghubeifangfushegangbanfengsi，
qiangshangguazhede“xiangshengbade”huaxiangmengzhehouhouhuiceng。guodelongzuozaizhiyazuoxiangdejiumuyishang，
mianqiantanzhefenyinzhe“damikeji”tangjinlogodewenjian，duimianshafashangxiekaozhegenanren，
banbianlianyinzaiyinyingli，lingbanbianqianzhemeifanzhehongguangdejixieyiyan。“leizong，woerzilaile。
”guodelongdeshengyindaizhetacongweitingguodechanmei。jixieyiyanzhuanxiangguodonglin，jingpianshangshanguoyichuanshujuliu。
nanrenkaikoushi，houlonglichuanchuqingweidechilunmocasheng：“guoshao，jiuyang。birenleizhensheng，damikejichuangshiren。
”tazhilezhiwenjian，“kankanba，lianyinxieyi。niquxiaonvleizixuan，ruzhuileijia，wozhuzishiyi，
baolichunshesibaihaorensannianebusi。”guodonglindemuguangsaoguoxieyitiaokuan，
“ruzhui”、“fangqiguoxingjichengquan”、“hunhouyiqieshiwuyouleijiazhudao”……meiyitiaodouxianggengangzhen，
zhajintazuowei“lichunshetaiziye”dezunyanli。tamengditaitou，
zhengduishangleizhenshengjixieyiyanlidechaofeng：“zenme？guoshaoshebudeshuoxiangshengdejiazi？xianzaizheishidao，
guqinenghuankangfusheyaopianma？”“ba！”guodonglinkanxiangguodelong，quejianfuqindingzhezhuoshangdezishachahu，
zhijieniedefabai，“donglin，shelideren……wangdayetamen……”chuangwaituranlveguojidaoheiying，
shidamikejidexunluowurenji，fubuguazaidejiguangpaozaiwumaizhonghuachulengguang。leizhenshengqingxiaoyisheng，
anxiashoubiandeyaokongqi，qiangshangdanchukuaiquanxipingmu，huamianlishidamikejidejiqirenshengchanxian，
gangtiebeizhuazhengjiangyigegejixietouluanzhuangjinrenxingkuangjia——neimoyang，
xiangjilelichunshehoutaipaixidechangjing。“kandaolema？”leizhenshengzhanqishen，
jixieyiyanjihutiedaoguodonglinlianshang，“chuantongyishu？zaiwode‘zhinengyulemokuai’mianqian，
jiushiduigaitaotaidejiudaima。niruzhui，shijilichunshehuangehuofa，yeshijinizijihuanfu‘tiefanwan’。
”guodonglindeshoumengdizuanjin，zhijiekakazuoxiang。taxiangqiwangdayekechudexue，
xiangqihoutaineiqundengzhekaifandeshixiongdi，xiangqifuqinbinjiaoxintiandebaifa。
kongqilimimanzhefenchenhejuewangdeweidao，
xiangjiletaxiaoshihoutingguode“morixiangsheng”lideqiaoduan——zhishixianshibiduanzigenghen，
zhijieba“penggen”dejiaosehuanchengletaziji。“hao。”tatingjianzijideshengyinshayadixiangqi，
xiangbeishazhimoguo，“woqian。danwoyougetiaojian——”leizhenshengtiaomei，jixieyiyandehongguangshanleshan。
“hunlihou，ranglichunshederenxiannadaodiyipijiumingqian。”guodonglindingzheleizhenshengdejixieyan，
yiziyidundishuo，“haiyou，woruzhuikeyi，danguoxingbunengdiu。xiangshengzheiwanfan，wozuzongchilesanbainian，
bunengzaiwozheiergaixing‘lei’。”leizhenshengchenmolejimiao，
turanbaofachuyizhenchilunmocabandexiaosheng：“youyisi！guoshaoguoranyouguqi……xing，tiaojianwodaying。
”tajiangxieyituidaoguodonglinmianqian，“qianziba，mingtianjiubanquleijiadazhai。jizhu，
congniluobideneiyikeqi，nide‘xiangshengrensheng’，gaishengjile。”guodonglinnaqibi，
bijianxuanzaiqianminglanshangfang。chuangwaidewurenjihaizaipanxuan，quanxipingmulidejiqirenshengchanxianrengzaiyunzhuan，
ershenhou，fuqinguodelongqingqingtanlekouqi。tabishangyanjing，naohailishanguojuchanglimantangdehecaisheng，
shanguoshifujiaota“taishangwudaxiao，taixialiguiju”dexunjie，zaizhengkaiyanshi，bifengluoxia，
moshuizaizhishangyunkai，xiangyidizajinmoshidexue。tabuzhidao，zheiyiqian，qiandiaodebuzhishizunyan，
haiyoutazuowei“ren”deweilai。leijiadazhaidedongfangshenchu，mougeshanzheyoulandengguangdeshiyanshili，
jixiebeiyijingzhangkailebinglengdezhuaya，zhengdengzhetazheige“xiangshengjiqirenzhuixu”dedaolai。
第二章：洞房血祭！
xiangshengtiancaibeigaizaochengjixiekuileihongchouzizhachengde“xi”zizailengguangxiafanzheguiyidejinshuguangze，
kongqizhongmeiyouxijiudechunxiang，fanerpiaozhexiaodushuihejiyouhunhedeguaiwei。guodonglinchuanzhecixiuhunfu，
queganjuehunshenfaleng——bushijinzhang，shineishenkansihuaguidechouduanxia，
zhengyouximidedianliushunzhepifupaxing。“zenmebuhejiaobeijiu？”leizixuanzhanzaitaduimian，
hunshashinamicailiaozhichengde，liudongzheyetaijinshudeguangze。tadezhuangrongjingzhidexianggebabiwawa，
yanjiemaoshangshenzhizhanzheweixingchuanganqi，queweidumeiyoubanfenxinniangdexiuse。guodonglinduanqijiubei，
zhijiangangchudaobeibi，turanyizhenmabicongzhijiancuanbianquanshen。jiubei“kuangdang”luodi，
shuaisuizaijinshudibanshang，bengjiandesuipianjingrandanqihuoxing——zheinalishidongfang，fenmingshigeshiyanshi！
“ni……”taxiangkaikou，houlongquexiangbeihansi，shixiankaishimohu。tianhuabanshangchuixiashijitiaojixiebei，
moduandeshoushuqian、jiguangdaoshanzhehanguang，zhenghuanhuanbijin。leizixuanmianwubiaoqingdianxiashouwanshangdekongzhijian，
qiangmianturanhuakai，luchuhoumianchuanzhebaidaguadeleizhensheng。“xianxu，xinhunkuaile。
”leizhenshengdejixieyiyanhongguangbaoshan，“biejinzhang，zhishibangni‘shengji’yixia。xiangshengyanyuanma，
sangzi、naozi、fanyingsudu，doudegenshangshidai。”mazuijixiangbinglengdedushezhurujingmai，
guodonglindeyishizaixiachenqian，kandaoleizixuanzhuanshenshi，
hunshaxiabailuchudeyijiejinshuyizhi——yuanlaitayeshigejiqiren？haishishuo，
leijiagenbenmeiyou“ren”？jutongcongxiongqiangzhakai。taganjuezijibeigudingzaishoushutaishang，
binglengdejinshuzhuasikaihunfu，luchuxiongtang。jiguangdaoqiekaipiroudeshengyinxiangzaigesuliao，
quebansuizheshenjingbeizhuoshaodejutong。“a——！”taxiangcanjiao，shengdaiquebeilvxianboli，
huanshangleshanzhelanguangdeshengbozhendangqi。“zeze，shengdaitiaojianbucuo，”leizhenshengdeshengyintouguokuoyinqichuanlai，
“buguojixiezhendongmonengmonichuyibaizhongxiaosheng，binizheirousangzihaoyongduole。
”jiyibeiqiangxingshangchuandeganjuerutongdanaobeisaijinsuizhiji。guodonglindeyishizaishujuliuzhongfangun，
xiangshengdeqingchen、diyicidengtaidejinzhang、fuqinyanlideyanshen……suoyouhuamiandoubeichaijiecheng0he1，
chuanshudaoqiangshangdejuxingfuwuqili。taxiangfankang，quefaxianzijidesizhibeidiancisuolaolaoguding，
lianyanqiuzhuandongdouyaoshoujixiezhuangzhidekongzhi。“kandaolema？zheishinide‘xiaoliaoshujuku’，
”leizhenshengzhizhepingmushangfeisugundongdedaima，“yihoumeichangyanchu，wohuijinishurujiaoben。niderenwu，
jiushixianggewanmeidetixianmuou，baguanzhongdouxiao——bu，shirangtamenanzhaoyushechengxufachuxiaosheng。
”buzhiguoleduojiu，dangguodonglinzaicizhengkaiyan，
jingmiantianhuabanyingchudejingxiangrangtahunshenbingleng：zuobanbianlianfugaizheyinsetaihejin，
yankuangliqianzhemeiheleizhenshengxiangsideyiyan，bojingchuluchulansenengliangguan，suizhe“xintiao”guilvbodong。
tashizhetaishoudongjiao，guanjiechufachu“kada”dejixiemocasheng。“xingle？
”leizhenshengnazheyikuaipingbandiannaozouguolai，pingmushangshimimimamadekongzhixuanxiang，“lai，shishixinsangzi。
shuoduan《baocaiming》。”guodonglinzhanglezhangzui，
fachudequeshijingguodianzihechengde、haowuganqingdeshengyin：“zhengyanggao，zhengxiongzhang，
zhengluweier……”meigezidoujingzhunwuwu，jiezoufenhaobucha，quexiangyiduibinglengdelingjianzaipengzhuang。“henhao，
”leizhenshengmanyididiantou，“congjintianqi，nijiushidamikejiqixia‘zhinengxiangshengyireng-001’。
zhiyuguodonglin……neigeruanruodezhuixu，yijingsizaidongfanglile。”tazhuanshenzouxiangmenkou，
leizixuanmomogenzaihoumian，jinshuyizhicaizaidibanshangfachuguilvde“dada”sheng。
shiyanshidemenhuanhuanguanbi，jiangguodonglinkunzaizheipianbinglengdejinshulaolongli。
guodonglindejixieyiyansaoguozijideshuangshou，neicengjingnenglinghuodachukuaiban、nengniechugezhongxiangshengshoushideshou，
xianzaifugaizhebinglengdezhuangjia。tashizhediaodongqingxu，xiangfennu，xiangsihou，
xiongqiangliquezhiyounenglianghexinwendingde“wengweng”sheng。danjiuzaizheishi，
taganjuedanaoshenchumougebeihulvedejiaoluo，
turanchuanlaiyisiweiruodecitong——xiangxiangshengli“sanfansidou”dezuihouneiyi“dou”，
daizhedianbufushudejueqiang。neishifuqinjiaota“taishangyifenzhong，taixiashiniangong”shi，
kejinguzilidedongxi，sihumeibeiwanquangeshihua。leizhenshengshuoguodonglinsile？bu，tahaihuozhe。
zhiyaozheisirenxingdehuohuameimie，tazheige“xiangshengjiqirenzhuixu”，
jiuzongyouba“baofu”douhuilaideyitian。shiyanshiwai，leizhenshengkanzhejiankongpingmulineigejixiekuilei，
duileizixuanshuo：“jizhu，tazhishigegongju。dengguodelongtuixiu，lichunshejiushiwomendele。biqiweishengjin，
xiangshengkeshigegengzhuanqiande‘gangxu’。”leizixuanmeiyoushuohua，
zhishikanzhepingmuliguodonglinneishuangjixieyan——zaimougeshunjian，tahaoxiangkandaoneibinglengdejingpianshenchu，
shanguoyisibushuyuchengxude、youandeguang。disanzhang：daimajuexing！
jixiexiangshengyinbaomoshiqingganhebaoquanxijuchangdeqiongdingmonizhemoshiwanxia，
xinghongguangxiantouguoxuniyuncengsazaiguanzhongxi——neishisanbaizhangmamudemiankong，
duoshurentaiyangxuechuqianzhedamikejide“qingxudiaojiexinpian”。guodonglinzhanzaixuanfuwutaizhongyang，
jixieguanjiezaijuguangdengxiafanzhelengguang，ermailichuanlaileizhenshengdezhiling：“disanduanzhiruguanggao，
jiang‘kongqijinghuatashimoshizuimeideyishupin’，xiaodianmaodianshezai‘biguodelongdexiedinghailiang’。
”chengxuzhilingxiangdianliubanyongrudanao，guodonglinzhangkouyuyan，
shejianquechudaokouqiangliweibeichaichudeweijuechuanganqi——neishitazuoweirendezuihouyidiancanliu。
taturanxiangqiwangdayekexueshi，juchangwaikongqijinghuatapenchudecanbaiwuqi，xiangjimoshigaishanglianbu。
“geweiguanzhong，”tatingjianzijideshengyinxiangqi，quebushiyushededianziyin，ershidaizhejinshuzayindeshaya，
“gangcaishuodaokongqijinghuata，rangwoxiangqijianshi。”houtaijiankongshili，leizhenshengdejixieyiyanmengdishousuo。
pingmushangguodonglindebiaoyanshujuliuzhengzaiwenluan，bengaibofangde“damikejizaofumoshi”pptdonghua，
turanbianchengxuehuaping。“wobachangshuo，xiangshengjiangjiu‘shuoxuedouchang’，”guodonglinduobudaowutaibianyuan，
jixieyiyansaoguoguanzhongxi，“kexianzaizheishidao，‘shuo’yaoandaimashuo，‘xue’yaoxuexinpianzenmexiao，
‘dou’shidouneixieshujulaoyekaixin，‘chang’……”taturantaishou，chexiaxiongqiandenenglianghexinfanghuzhao，
lansenengyuanyeshunzhezhifengdiluo，“changdeshi《tiechuanglei》a！”zheijujixingfahuixiangkezhalei。guanzhongxiqianpai，
jigexinpianxinghaojiaojiudelaorenturanwuzhuxiongkou，
hunzhuodeyanleishunzhexinpianjiekoushenchu——neishibeichengxuyazhideqingganzaifanshi。gengyuanchu，
yitaifuzechangwudeqingjiejiqirenturantingzhiyunzuo，jixiebeihuanhuanjuqi，
zhixiangtianhuabandedamikejilogo。“jinggao！qingganmokuaiyichangguozai！
”guodonglindeneizhijingbaoxiangqi，xiongqianglidenenglianghexinxiangbeidianrandeguolu，“wengweng”zuoxiang。
taxiangqileizixuandiaoshishebeishishuoguodehua：“nenglianghexinyuejiejinrenleixinzangdebodongpinlv，
yuerongyichansheng‘wupan’。”wupan？guodonglinkanzhezijijixieshouzhangshangshenchudenengyuanye，
neixingzhuangxiangjileyanlei。tamengdizhuanshen，mianduiquanxitouyinglileizhenshengdexuniyingxiang，liezuiyixiao，
luchubanjixiebanxueroudeyachi：“leizong，ninqiaozhei‘xiaoliaoshujuku’，shibushigaigengxinle？
biru——‘jiqirenshuoxiangsheng，xiandexuehuiku’！”huayinweiluo，
tatineidenenglianghexinturanbaofachuqiangguang。wutaidengguangquanbuximie，zhiyoutaxiongkoudelanseguangmangzaitiaodong，
xiangyikezhenzhengdexinzang。guanzhongxishang，yuelaiyueduoderenzhaixiaqingxuxinpian，yourenku，yourenxiao，
yourensihouzhezasuizuoyi——beiyayideqingganzaidaimadeliefengzhongjuedi，
xingchengyichangxijuanjuchangde“qingganhebao”。houtai，leizixuansisidingzhejiankongping。
guodonglindeshengwudianliutuzhengzaituposuoyouanquanyuzhi，
neixiedaibiao“fennu”“beishang”“fankang”deboxing，jingranyutaxiangshengbiaoyanshidejiezouwanmeizhonghe。
更让她震惊的是，
zijishouwanshangdexinlvjianceqi（neishitazuowei“banjixieren”weiyiderenxingzhengming），
zhengzaisuizhetadebiaoyanjulietiaodong。“tabushiguzhang，”leizixuannannanziyu，
zhijianhuaguopingmushangguodonglinjixieyiyanlideyouguang，“tashibaxiangshengbianchenglebingdu……”juchangwai，
damikejidewuzhuangwurenjiyijingshengkong，hongsemiaozhunxiantouguoqiongdingsuodingguodonglin。dancikedetaqueyichangpingjing，
jixieyiyansaoguotaixiajuexingdeguanzhong，turankaikou，yongyizhonghunzazhedianziyinherenshengdeqiangdiao，
shuoqileneiduanbeileizhenshengshanchudechuantongduanzi——《yuzhoupaixiangyan》。“tongzhimen，pengyoumen！
”tadeshengyintouguonenglianghexingongzhen，chuanbianzhenggejuchang，“zaizheimoshili，zanmenbutuixiaoxiangyan，
zanmentuixiaoyiyangdongxi——”tadunledun，xiongqiangdelanguangzhouranbaozhang，