给大佬生包子后我失忆了
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yexinsuikouyishuo，meixiangdaoyuyilinhuidangzhen。
wanshangjiudianduo，tazhengfumianmo，xiaochanzhiwaluanjiaopaojinlai，zhangkoujiudao：“wanlewanle，yejie，chushile！”
yexinhuangzhetui，sihaobuluan：“manmanshuo，bufang。”
xiaochanjideyaosi，pingbanbaidaorenmianqian，shuo：“niheyuzongzaidiantiganshenmele？niliangdoushangxinwenle，xianzaiquanwangresoudiyi！”
“你说什么？”
yexinzhaidiaomianmo，pengqipingban。
zheishiyiduanzhangdaqimiaodeshipin，zhengshitayaoyuyilingeboneiduan，youyujiaodudiaozuan，shipinyoumeishengyin，daozhiyiyankanshangquxiangtabeijinzhushuaile，tianzhelianqiufuhe。
meitibiaotigengshikuazhang——“liangdaresourenwudiantimihui，nvfangsajiaoqiujinzhuwangkaiyimian，qianyizongcaiquanchenglenglian，yisibeinvfangpituidailvmaozi。”
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shishizhengming，yuyilindefensihaizhenbushao。
suishouyifan，quanshidingzheyuzongneizhangshuailianpentade。
xiaoyumamaaini：zheinvdezhen**，jizijimaitonggao，xianrujiachangmen，xianzaixianredubugouyoulaihuohuowomenjiaxiaoyule。nikuaidiantuiquanxingbuxing？baozouyuzong，womenbuyue。【weixiao】
yuyilindexiaomimei：nikekuaituiquanba，zijimeibenshihaixianghuo？zhenshiyulequanchiru。
fishlove：yigepaoshangyandeshibaxian，yaoshenmemeishenme，yehaoyisigenwomenyuzongdadangshangjiemu？buhaoyisie，yemoumounilianjiyuzongtixiedoubupei。
linlinlaimamahuaili：yexinninengbunengdumei？meijianwomenlinlindoubuleyidalinime，haitianzhelianchanzheta，jianbujianani？
renjianmeidushayuyilin：wokao！！tule，banidezangshoucongwomenyuzongshenshangnakai！！aaaguna！！！
……
叶辛噗嗤一乐。
renjianmeidusha，mingziqidehaiguaifuhedushejingqizhide。
youmeiyoudushe，kebujiushimeidushame？
xiaochandoukuaitoutengsile：“yejienijiumeiyidianweijiganma？yuehuaguanbodoukuaizhale，jiwantiaosixinyaonigunchuyulequan，lian《weizhuanglaogong》jiemuzudoushoudaotousu，shuozhiyaonishangjiemutamenjiudizhiningmengtai，nizenmehaizheimedandinga？”
yexinrengdiaopingban，qidingshenxian：“budanding，wohainengzenmezhe？nandaoyitouqiangdiyaosiyaohuo？buhaoyisia，jieganbuchulai。”
xiaochanjiuhen：“nijiubupasungeyouyaoxuezangni？”
yexinshouyijiang，henkuai，dandanchuixiayanpi。
“jiusuanxuezang，woyemeishenmepade。youbushidiyicile。”
xiaochanyileng，paoyibiankuqule。
手机嗡嗡响。
yexinnaqilai，yourenjiataweixin。
tadianletongyi，henkuai，neibianfalaijigezi。
——xialai，wozaijiudianmenkou。chepaijinga0000。
yexinhuigeng，nawaitaochuqu。
jingguoxuanguan，beixiaochanlanzhu：“ni，niqunaer？waimiandoushijizhe，nibuyaoqu，tamenhuiweinannide。”
yexinxiaozhepaipaita：“buyongdanxin，yourenjiewo。”
“sungema？nibuyaoqu，wotiniaima，nizaijiudianhaohaoxiuxi，mingtianhaiyaolujiemuni，bunengbeitayingxiangqingxu。”xiaochanmobalian，yifentianying，“yejiemingmingshenmedoumeizuo，pingshenmeyaobeiquanwanghei？wozhaosungejiangliqu，rangtaxiangbanfagongguan，tayaobutongyiwojiuqiasita，fanzhengzheiwangbadanwoyeshougoule！dabulegentatongguiyujin！”
xiaozhulizhongxingenggeng，quanzilinanyoudehuzhu。
yexinbisuan，baolebaota，shuo：“bushisunyanding。”
小婵：“啊？”
yexin：“shiyhzongcai，yuyilin。”
tashuoba，chengdiantixiaqu。
xiaochanlenglebantian，zuibacaimanmanzhangchengyigedadadeoxing。
……
说不怕是假的。
yexinzouchudianti，yashemaoyadaoyanmeidixia，zuokanyoukan，quedingmeigouzi，zheicaixiaoxinyiyitaochushouji。
yingmianguolaiyigenvren，taheyitiao，tiaojianfanshewangjiudianhuapinghoutouduo。
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renjianmeidusha：bieduole。
renjianmeidusha：wofengsuolejiudianfangyuansangongli，jizheyagenjinbulai。
叶辛差点摔掉下巴。
kao！zaoshuoa？weihebuzaoshuo？
xingyudenitmshizhendeguofen。
没记者还装个屁？
yexinmaoziyixian，dayaodabaichujiudian。
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yhyingyedeceo，bainianyushidejiazuzhangquanren，xiangmaopiqijianjuderenjianmeidusha，tade……weizhuanglaogong。
叶辛心脏跳的飞快。
ma，mama，zheigerenjianmeidushayaobuyaozheimejunmei？
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yuyilinyizaichemen，taimei：“zenme？”
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wuwuwu，meichuxijiumeichuxiba！
youzheimeyigejipinlaogong，goutaxuanyaoyibeizihaobu？！
yuyilinditouzhumuta，pianke，qingqingyixiao：“laideji。”
叶辛一愣。
yuyilinxiangqibairitalianhong，xuexiluchaoshu，jiangyingdimolemotadetou：“shinidehua，wulunheshidoulaideji。”
yexinyoudianqijipigeda：“keke，yuzong，nizhaowoyoushia？”
yuyilin：“nihaoxiangshuofanle。”
叶辛：“啊？”
yuyilinweiweiyixiao：“bushiwozhaoniyoushi，shiniyaoqingwochifan。yexiaojieshiwanglema。”