在古代开精神病院第一个病人是天天说自己是穿书的皇帝
《在古代开精神病院第一个病人是天天说自己是穿书的皇帝》 小说介绍
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《在古代开精神病院第一个病人是天天说自己是穿书的皇帝》 在古代开精神病院第一个病人是天天说自己是穿书的皇帝第3章 免费试读
xishanwenquanbieyuan。zheilifengjingqingyou，shouweisenyan，beitaihousheweilelinshide“huangjiajingxintang”。
gujinglude“bingfanggaizaojihua”deyishunlishishi。suoyoufukuadediaolonghuafengquanbeichediao，huanshanglesuyadeqingseweiman；fangjianlifendebuzaishilongxianxiang，ershiyouanshenxiaoguodexunyicaohetanxiang；zuizhongyaodeshi，tamingrendazaoleyigejudade、pumanlexinibaishade“shapan”。
xiaochexinglaishi，faxianzijishenchuzheigemoshengdehuanjing，zhenggerendoumengle。
“gujinglu……nizheigedufu！”tayikaikou，faxianzijisangzigandemaoyan，danjingshenquebuzaineimekangfen，faneryouzhongsuzuibandepibei。
“bixia，ninxingle。”gujingluduanzheyibeiwenshuiheyiwanheihuhudetangyaozoujinlai，lianshangguazhezhiyehuadeweixiao，“ganjueruhe？zuowanshuidehaoma？”
xiaochejingtidikanzheta：“ni……nijizhenheleshenme？”
“《anshentang》。”gujinglubashuidijita，“xitong……ebu，shizuchuandeyaofang，qingxinanshen，wudufuzuoyong。”
“heng，niyiweizhenhuixinni？”xiaochesuiranzuiying，danshentidekeyishichengshide，tahaishijieguolai，yiyinerjin。
“gujinglu，nibazhennongdaozheililai，daodixiangganshenme？zhengaosuni，zhendehuangshuchenwang，henkuaijiuhuifaxianzhenshizongle！tahuidaibinglaijiuzhende！tashizheibenshuqianqidediyidafanpai，dantaxianzaihaipizhe‘zhongchen’depi，tabixujiuzhen！”
gujingluyibiantingta“jutou”，yibianzaizijidexiaobenbenshangfeikuaidijilu。【bingrenxingming：xiaoche。】【zhengzhuang：beihaiwangxiang（rendingwoshinvpei）、qingjieqiangpozheng（jianxinhuangshuhuian“juben”lai）。】【qingxu：jiaolv，danyituolikuangzaoqi。】【zhiliaofangan（chubu）：renzhixingweiliaofa（c**）+shapanyouxiliaofa。】
“bixia，womenlaiwangeyouxiba。”gujinglufangxiabi，zhilezhineigejudadeshapan。
xiaocheyileng：“youxi？”
“dui。”gujinglucongpangbiandejiazishang，nachuxuduo**jingqiaodexiaomoxing，yougongdian、shibing、wenchen、mapi，shenzhihaiyoushanchuanheliu。
“zheishi……”xiaochedeyanjingliangle。zheibujiushitapingshihedachenmentuiyanzhanjuyongdeshapanma？
“bixia，ninbushishuo，ninzhidao‘juben’ma？”gujingluweixiaodao，“neininnengbuneng，yongzheigeshapan，baninzhidaode‘juben’，baijiwokankan？”
zhei，shixiandaixinlizhiliaozhongde“shapanyouxi”。tongguoranghuanzheziyoubaifangmoxing，yishengkeyizhiguandilejieqineixindeqianyishi、chongtuhechuangshang。
danxiaochexianranwuhuile。tayiwei，zheige“edunvpei”shizai……xiangtataoqu“qingjie”！“ha！nizhongyuluchuhuliweibale！”xiaochelengxiaoyisheng，tadamajindaodizuodaoshapanqian，“nixiangzhidaoqingjie，haotiqianbuju，haisizhen，duibudui？zhenpianburangniruyuan！”
tazuishangzheimeshuo，shouquehenchengshidinaqiledaibiao“huanggong”demoxing。“nikan，”takaishibaifang，“zheilishihuanggong。zhen，zaizheili。”tanaleyigejinsede、zuigaodadexiaoren。“ni，gujinglu，”tanaleyigezuichoude、biaoqingzhengningdenvxingxiaoren，rengzaihuanggongdejiaoluoli，“shiqianfudedushe。”“haiyouhuangshuchenwang，”tanaleyigeheisede、pizhekuijiadejiangjunxiaoren，fangzaihuanggongzhiwai，zuobinglinchengxiazhuang，“ta，jiushidiyigeboss。tahuizaisangeyuehoudedonglieshang，‘yiwai’shesizhen，ranhouzaizangjini，shuonizheige‘nvpei’hediguositong，yishierniao！”
gujingludebizaibenzishang“shuashua”dixiezhe。【bingrenwangxiangneirongyiqingxi：cunzaiyigemingquede“fanpai”（chenwang），heyigemingquede“weijishijian”（dongliebeici）。】【luojituidao：bingrendewangxiang，jiyoukenengshijiyuxianshidejiaolv。huangshuchenwang，jiyoukenengshizhendeweixie。】zheigefaxian，rangtaxinzhongyilin。zheiyijingbushidanchundejingshenjibingle。zheitmdshiyichanghunzazhegongdouquanmoude“xianshibanjubensha”。
“bixia，”gujinglufangxiabi，biaoqingyansuleqilai，“ninxiangyingma？”xiaocheyileng：“shenme？”“ninbushi‘zhujiao’ma？”gujingluzhishitadeyanjing，“ninxiangbuxiang，zaizheige‘shapan’shang，yingguohuangshu，yingguowozheige‘edunvpei’？”xiaochedehuxi，jiculeqilai。“nixiangganshenme？”“wobangnin。”gujingluzhizheshapan，“womenjiuzaizheigeshapanshang，tuiyanyici。wolaidang‘chenwang’，ninlaidang‘nin’。womenkankan，ninde‘juben’，daodiyoumeiyoubug。”zheiyijingbushizhiliaole。zheishi……“xushiliaofa”demogaiban——“jubenyuyanliaofa”。xiaochekanzheshapan，youkanlekangujingluneishuangguofenlengjingdeyanjing，tadiyici，duizheige“edunvpei”dedongji，chanshengledongyao。
jiexialaidejitian，xishanbieyuandehuafengbiandejiqiguiyi。
huangdixiaoche，chedichenmishangle“shapantuiyan”。tabuzaikuangzao，yebuzaishitu“kabug”，ershimeitiandoujingshendousoudizuozaishapanqian，zhihuizhetadejinsexiaoren，yugujinglubanyande“chenwang”douzhidouyong。
gujingluyelederuci。“bixia，ninde‘juben’li，chenwangzaidonglieshi，huianpaiduoshaorenma？”“sanbaijingrui！maifuzaiduanhunya！zhendoushuolebabianle！”“neinindehuweini？”“wubai……bu，zhenshizhujiao，zhenyaodaiyiqian！”“bixia，”gujingluwunaidifue，“ninshiqudalie，bushiquzaofan。nindaiyiqianhuwei，chenwanghaihuishadaodongshouma？ninzheishizai‘xiugaiqingjie’，ninbupa‘shijieyishi’chengfanin？”
“e……”xiaochebeiyezhule。zheige“edunvpei”shuodehaoyoudaoli。
gujingluyibianpeita“wan”，yibianbudongshengsedizhiruzijidezhiliaofangan。
“bixia，ninkan。ninzuowei‘zhujiao’，zuidadeyoushishishenme？”“zhenzhidaoqingjie！”“bu。”gujingluyaotou，“zuidadeyoushi，shininzhidaoninzijishishei。erchenwang，tabuzhidao。tazhishiyige‘npc’。”（gujinglumianbugaisediyongzhetadecihui）“suoyini？”“suoyi，ninzaimianduitadeshihou，buyinggaishi‘jiaolv’he‘kongju’de。ninyinggaishi‘zhangkong’he‘fushi’de。ninxianzaizheizhongyijingyizhadezhuangtai，xinlixueshang……ke，woshishuo，anzhao‘zhujiaodinglv’，shibuhegede。”
xiaocheruoyousuosi。“nishishuo，zhen……zhenbugou‘longaotian’？”“keyizheimelijie。”gujinglurenzhuxiao，“yigehegedezhujiao，zaimianduifanpaishi，yinggaibudongshengse，shenzhikeyizhudongshiruo，youdishenru。ninxianzaizheiyangtiantianhanzhe‘tashifanpai’，ninjuede，tahuizenmexiang？”