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ao……mijienazhedanziqianenwanxiedilazhewoqujiaofeidazhen。jiyanchehuidaozuoweishang，zhongxinnaqibi，
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bijianweiting：「wohehuanzhemeishenmejiuhaoxude。」dunledun，youbuchongleyiju：「youqi，shiyoufuzhifu。」
wo：……woyadishengyin，xianggejietoutewu：「jiyanche，womenyiqian……zaiyiqideshihoupaideneixiezhaopian，
nihaiyouma？」tawenyan，zhongyutingxialebi，tiaomeikanwo：「shenmezhaopian？」woyaoya：「jiu……nidongde，
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haozhengyixiadidaliangzhewo，bochunqingqi：「yizhangwuqian。」wuqianyizhang，suiranguidelipu，
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yiqianzhangqibu。shuakahaishizhuanzhang？」wo：「！！！」wubaiwan？！「jiyanchenigaixingqiangjielema！」
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baiyueguang，guoranshibaiyueguang。shashangli，burongxiaoqu。suoyi……taxianzaihaishidanshenma？suanle，
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wo：「？？？」「bushi，mijienizheishi……beimifengzhele？」takandaowo，wuwuwawashuobuchuhua，
zhinengfengkuangzaipingmushangdazi：【woxiangbutong，neimianmodaodiyoushenmewenti，woyemeiguominshia。
】【benzhekexueyanjindetaidu，woqinshenshileyixia……】【wanwan，jiuminga……】wo：「……」
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wo：「……」jiuming！zheigaisidegangajianzhiyaoyichupingmule。mijiezaiyipang「wuwungng」，
lianbiedexianggezishu。woyingzhetoupijieshi：「neige……wojingjirenta，tansuojingshenbijiaoqiang，
xiangweirenleidehufushiye，gongxianyidianweibodeliliang。」
jiyanchemantiaosilididaishangyifuxindeshoutao：「kandechulai，nimentuanduideqiuzhiyu，
yijingchaoyueleduizishenyanzhidejibenxuqiu。」wo……tashiyimijiezuoxia，zhongfuleyibiangangcaidejianchaliucheng。
ranhoulengkuwuqingdixuanpan：「yiyang，dazhen，shuye，jikou。」mijieshunjianleiyanposuodikanxiangwo。
wofue：「……tingyishengde。」mijiebeidafaqugebichuzhishihou，zhenshilizhishengxiawohejiyanche。
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yihouwanyiwozaiguomin，yehaojishixiangninqiuzhubushi？」「womenyiyuanyou24xiaoshixianshangwenzhenpingtai。」
「bujialadao！」「womendingliunvmingxing，yebushisheideweixindoujiade！」congzhensuochulai，
mijieyibianrouzhelianyibianbujiediwen：「wanwan，niganmafeiyaojiataweixin？」
wolizhiqizhuang：「wokanshangtale。」「bushibawanwan？suiranjiyishengshizhangde……ng，tianlinanrong，
ketaneizhangzui，dudegencuilehedinghongside……」「wojiuxihuantaneifudusheyoujinyudeyanger。」
「shuobaile，jiushichantashenzi，chantaneifujinsiyanjingxiaweiwofengkuangdeyangzi。」mijietongxinjishou：「jie！
wodeqinjie！nikeqianwanbiefanhutu！fensimenzhengkeniheluyihangdecpni，zheiyaoshibeigouzipaidaoshenme，
zanmengongsigongguanbudetoufadouyaodiaoguangle！」
wodandingdibolebotoufa：「neijiurangluyihangchengrentaxihuannanren。」huayingangluo，
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tingshuoniliangtiaozhan“huirongshi”hufu？zenmezhe，zhunbeizhuanxingdangxiexingle？」woqibudayichulai：「nizaixiao！
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「hehe，beiyadeneige1ma？」luyihangshiwofaxiao，qishiwohaiyougefaxiao，
jiushitakouzhongneigeduijiagongsidebazong，gucheng。womensasuanshiyiqichuanzhekaidangkuzhangdade。
neiliangcongxiaojiuwangbujianwang，yijianmianjiuqia，pianpianyouzongyinweiwowandaoyiqi。woyiduhenkunao，
zheiliangyaoshiyihoudougenwobiaobai，wogaixuanshei？shouxinshoubeidoushiroua！zhidaohoulai，
wowuyizhongzhuangjiantaliangzaichuzangshiliwendenanshenanfen。wocaihuangrandawu，gaolebantian，
wobushishenmeaiqingdianyingnvzhujiao，wojiushigedanmeiwenlicujintaliangganqingshengwendegongjuren。
shitamenjinbijumenshangneibashenglexiudesuo。zheixienian，woweilejitaliangdayanhu，chileduoshaomingkuiankui，
jianzhikeyixieyibenxueleishi。huigerongsuanshenme？woderenshengzaojiuhuidechabuduole！shuwanyehuidaojia，
gangbazijirengdaochuangshang，shoujiyouxiangle。yikan，juranshiluyihangdeshipintonghua。
「jiuming……wanwan……wohaoxiang……yezhongzhaole……」shipinli，
tadingzheyizhanghewogenmijietongkuandezhutoulian，yanshenjuewangyouwuzhu。wo：「？？？」bushibadage？
zheiwanyierhaidaichuanrande？「niyeyongleneipomianmo？luyihangninaozishibeilvtilema？wogangcongyiyuanhuilai！
」「wuwu……wokanmijiepengyouquan……juedeniliangzhongdehaitingduichengtingkeaide……jiumeirenzhu……」
「jieguo……jiuzheiyangle……」wojianzhiyaobeizheiqunwolongfengchuqixiaole。gualedianhua，
worenmingdicongchuangshangpaqilaihuanyifu。yibianhuanyibiansikao，woshangbeizishihuimieleyinhexima，
zheibeiziyaotanshangzheimeyiqunzhishangganrendeduiyou。jiedaotongyangquanfuwuzhuang、guiguisuisuideluyihanghou，
worenbuzhuwen：「ai，nijiaguchengni？zenmebuzhaota？」tawuwudidazi：【rangtazhidao，
feidexiaosiwobuke！womeng1dexingxianghaiyaobuyaole！】dongle。wogouqiyimoxieedeweixiao，dangzhetademian，
botongleguchengdeshipindianhua。「guzong，kankannijiadexiaomeng1，haoxiangnaoganqueshideyangzie。」dianhuaneitou，
zhengzaikaihuideguchengchenmoleliangmiao。suiji，
chuanlaiyizhenyayibuzhudemenxiaosheng：「tazheishi……youzuoshenmeyaole？」wo：「biewen，
wenjiushiweikexuexianshen。bugenniliaole，wodedaizhenijiazheizhishangwadi，qusangumaolu，
baifangyixiawodeqiannanyoule。」yushi，shenyedepifukezhensuo。shuxidedengguang，
hegengjiashuxide……zhutousanrenzu。dangjiyanchekandaowo，yijiwoshenhou，tongyangkoubunengyandeluyihangshi。
taejiaodeqingjin，feichangmingxiandi，tiaoleyixia。「bujieshiyixia？」woyingzhetoupi，
qiangxingwanzun：「neige……ta，zixuechengcai。」
jiyanchedeyanshenlichongmanleduiwomenzheigewuzhongdeshenshenhuaiyi：「nimenyanyiquan，
zuijinshiliuxingzheizhong……xingweiyishuma？」**xiaoliangsheng：「zhuyaohaishixiangweijiyishengdenianzhongjiang，
tianzhuanjiawa……」tazoudaoluyihangmianqian，niezhetadexiaba，mianwubiaoqingdijianchaqilai。
luyihangyikandaojiyancheneizhangshuaiderenshengongfendelian，shunjiansongle。「wuwuwu！」
yanshenfengkuangxiangwoshiyi：tayaogongbaosichou！worenbuzhukaikou：「neige……niqingdian，tapateng。」
jiyanchejianchadedongzuoyidun，huitoukanwo，yanshenlengdexiangbingdao：「zenme？xintengle？」「wojideyiqian，
yougerenshaoweicapodianpi，mourenjiukudegenshenmeside。」yipangbeipochiguademijie，yanjingdengdexiangtongling。
luyihangzhinengwuzhudijixu「wuwuwu」。wobeitazheihuayedelianjiafatang：「neinengyiyangma……」
dangnianwoduoxihantaa。「shibuyiyang。」tazhuanhuitou，duizheluyihangdelian，dongzuoshunjianbiandegongshigongban，
shenzhiyoudianculu，「bijingshiwairen，meibiyaoneimewenrou。」luyihang：「wuwuao……」
wozhoumei：「wogangcaiyemeizheimetenga……」tatouyebutai，
yuqilengdan：「meigerendeguominchengduhepifunaishoududoubutong。」「ruguoluxianshengjuedebushi，
keyiqugongliyiyuanpaiduiguajizhen。」luyihang：「wuwuwu……」wojiaxiao：「neimafanninkuaidian……」
jiyancheshoushangdedongzuoyijiubujinbuman：「kuaibule，chulibuhao，rongyisesuchendian，liuba。haishishuo……」
tazhongyutaimou，yiweishenzhangdikanlewoyiyan，「lin**ganshijian，yaoquyuehui？」wo：「……」