《哥,你短信发错人了!》 小说介绍
yanqingxiaoshuo《ge,niduanxinfacuorenle!》,shizuozhe“jinxihantan”dujiachupinde,zhuyaorenwuyousutinglinxiaobei。gushiqingjiejincou,yinrenrusheng,duhourangrenjiujiubunengwanghuai。shitaxian..."wozhengyaobianjie,womayiganmianzhangqiaozaichajishang。"bizui!"tadengzhewo,"nichuannvzhuang?……
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"dingdong——"wozhengtanzaisushechuangshangshuaduanshipin,shoujiturandanchuyitiaoxiaoxi。
wogelinxiaobeidetouxiangpangbianmaochuyigefenseqipao:"baobeiernizainaer?"woshouyidou,
shoujizhijiezalianshang。**?!zheitemeshiwoneigegaolengxiaocaogegenengfachulaidehua?!
zaizixiyikan——wandan。takendingshiyaofajixiaohuanvyoude,jieguoshouhuafajiwole!wodingzhepingmusanmiao,
zuijiaofengkuangshangyang。1"dingdong——"wozhengzaisushechuangshangtangzheshuaduanshipin,shoujiturandanchuyitiaoxiaoxi。
wogelinxiaobeidetouxiangpangbianmaochuyigefenseqipao:"baobeiernizainaer?"wochadianbashoujishuailianshang。
"**?"woyigeliyudatingzuoqilai,roulerouyanjing。meicuo,
shiwoneigepingshizhuaideerwubawandeqingefalaide,neirongroumadenengjichuyoulai。wodingzhepingmukanlesanmiao,
turanliezuixiaole。haojiahuo,zheihuokendingshixiangfajinvpengyou,shouhuafadaowozheierlaile。
shouzhizaipingmushangfeikuaiqiaoda:"baobeier,wozaixiaomenkouer~"fawanwozijixiandalegehanzhan,taiexinle。
xiaoxixianshiyidu。duimianzhengzaishuru...tingle...youshuru..."nijintianzenmezheimeguai?
pingshibudourangwodengbanxiaoshima?"wobiexiaobiededuziteng。wogeneigexiaohuanvyousutingshichulemingdegaoleng,
yuehuichidaoshijiachangbianfan。woqingleqingsangzi,anzhuyuyinjian,
qiazhesangzixuenvshengshuohua:"renjiaxiangnilema~"fawanwozijixianyueleyisheng。
sushelaosicongshangputanchutou:"nange,nizhongxiele?""gundan!"wozhuaqizhentouzaguoqu,shoujiyouzhenle。
"dengwowufenzhong,mashangdao。"wogehuifudeneijiaoyigepobujidai。woyanzhuziyizhuan,
yigejuemiaodeezuojufuxianzainaohai。"laosan!banineidingjiafajiewo!"wobengxiachuang,kaishifanxiangdaoju。
laosanzhengzaidayouxi,touyebuhui:"choutili,zijina。niyaoganma?""ganpiaodade!
"wofanchutashangcicosplayyongdeheisezhangjiafa,youbalachulaoerdefangshaishuanghemeibi。shifenzhonghou,
wozhanzaisushequanshenjingqian,chadianbeizijixiaosi。heisejiafachuidaojianbang,lianshangmolecengfen,
zuichunyonglaosidekouhongtudegenchilesihaiziside。
zuijuedeshiwobawogedebeiyongwaitaochuanshangle——qunianshengriwomajitamaide,taxianniangyizhimeichuan。
"xiongdimen,jianzhengqijideshikedaole!"wobailegeyaoraodepose,sushelidunshixiaodaoyipian。
"nange,nigekanjianhuishalenide!"laoercazhexiaochulaideyanlei。woxiaosadishuaileshuaijiafa:"pasha,
xiaoshihoutabawozuoyebenhuamanwuguidezhanghaimeisuanni!"zhuaqishouji,
woji"dengdainvyou"degegefaletiaoxiaoxi:"baobeier,wodaoxiaomenkoulee,
chuandebaiwaitao~"ranhouyiliuyanpaochusushelou。jiuyuedeyangguang**lade,
wodingzhejiafaganjuetoupidouyaoshaozhele。danweilekanwogeneizhangzhenjingdelian,zhile!xiaomenkourenlairenwang。
wozhaolegexianyandeweizhizhanzhe,ditoujiazhuangwanshouji,yuguangsaoshizhesizhou。meiguoliangfenzhong,
wojiukanjianwogeneiliangsaobaodehongseshandichefeichierlai。tajintianjuranhaiteyidabanle!baitxuniuziku,
toufazhuadegenciweiside,yikanjiushiyonglebanpingfajiao。chezi"zhi"yishengtingzaixiaomenkou,tazuoyouzhangwang,
mingxianzaizhaoren。woshenxiyikouqi,qiazhesangzihan:"xiaobei~zheili!"wogemengdizhuantou,
shixianluozaiwoshenshang。neiyishunjian,tadebiaoqingcongqidaibianchengkunhuo,zaidaozhenjing,zuihouzhengzhangliandouniuqule。
"**!!!"tazheiyisangzibazhouweixueshengdemuguangdouxiyinguolaile。woniuzheyaozouguoqu,
jixuyongjiashengshuo:"zenmelabaobeier,burenshirenjiale?"wogedelianyouhongbianbai,youyoubaibianqing,
gennihongdengside。tazuichunduosuozhe,shouzhizhewo:"lin...linxiaonan?!
""taoyan~jiaorenjiatingtingma~"woguyipaolegemeiyan,zhouweiyijingyourenkaishitaoshoujiluxiangle。
wogegenbeileipilesidezhanzaiyuandi,shandiche"guangdang"yishengdaozaidishang。
tazhandouzhezhizhewo:"ni...**...""ge,niduanxinfacuorenle。"wohuifuzhengchangshengyin,
yibachexiajiafa,"woshiniqinaidedidia!"weiguanqunzhongbaofachuyizhendaxiao。yourenchuikoushao,
yourenguzhang,haiyougenvshengxiaodezhipaidatui:"hahahahalinxiaobeininvpengyouzhenpiaoliang!
"wogedebiaoqingxiangshiyaobawoshengtunhuobole。tayibajiuzhuwolingzi:"linxiaonan!nisidingle!""aiai,
zhuyixingxiang!"wozhizhizhouweizhishaoershibuduizhewomendeshouji,"nixianzaikeshixiaoyuanhongrenle,
jiabaoshipinchuanshangwangduobuhaokan。"wogeyaoyaqiechidisongkaishou,wanyaofuqizixingche。
tayadishengyin:"nijiwodengzhe。""dengshenmeya,renjiahaopapae~"woguyidashengshuo,
youyinqiyizhenhongxiao。wogeqishangchetouyebuhuiditaozoule,beiyingneijiaoyigelangbei。
wochongtahuishou:"xiacifaduanxinkanqingchuage!"huisushedelushang,wodeshoujizhengebuting。diankaiyikan,
xiaoyuanluntanyijingzhale。《zhenjing!xiaocaolinxiaobeijingyounvzhuangpihao!
kou**xianghui》《bayibaneigezaixiaomenkoushesidexuezhang》shipinliwogeneizhangniuqudelianbeizuochenglebiaoqingbao,
peiwen"woliekaile"。woxiaodezhipaidatui,shunshouzhuanfajilejiazuqun。gangjinsushemen,
laosanjiujuzheshoujichongguolai:"nange!nihuole!shipindianjipowanle!"wowangchuangshangyitan,
deyiyangyang:"xiaoyisixiaoyisi。"zhengdesezhe,shoujixiangle。laidianxianshi:"mushangdaren"。woshouyidou,
chadianbashoujirengchuqu。zhanzhanweiweijieqilai:"wei,ma...""linxiaonan!
"womadenuhouzhendewoermoteng,"niduinigezuoleshenme?!niguguayiquandadianhualaiwenle!
""neige...manitingwojieshi...""jieshigepi!nigekudegengeleirenside,shuomeilianjianrenle!
"wochadianxiaochusheng。woge?ku?tashangcikuhaishixiaoxuesannianjishuaiduangebodeshihou。"ma,
shitaxian...""bieshuole!wanshanghuijiachifan,dangmianxiangnigedaoqian!"womapadigualedianhua。
wodingzheshouji,piepiezui。daoqian?xiangdemei。sheirangtaxiaoshihouzongqifuwolaizhe?zhengxiangzhe,
yitiaoweixinbengchulai。wogefade:"linxiaonan,niwanle。"wohuilegetushetoudebiaoqing,
youbuleyiju:"ge,ninvpengyouzhidaonijiaotabaobeierma?yaobuyaowobangnizhuanfayixia?
"xiaoxixianshiyidu,danduimianmeihuifu。wocaitazhengzaizadongxixiefen。wanshanghuidaojia,
yijinmenjiukanjianwogeyinchenzhelianzuozaishafashang,mianqianbaizhewodeyouxiji、shoubanhezhenzangdeqiuxingqianmingka。
"xuanyigeba。"talenglengdishuo。woyanlekoutuomo:"xuan...xuanshenme?""xuannagexiansi。
"taluchuemobandeweixiao。womacongchufangchulai,shoulinazheganmianzhang:"doujiwozuoxia!
"wohewogetongshisuolesuobozi,guaiguaizuohao。"xiaobei,nixianshuo,zenmehuishi?"wogezhizhewo,
shengyindouzaidou:"ta!tajiabanwonvpengyou!xianzaiquanxiaodouyiweiwoshibiantai!""ma!
shitaxian..."wozhengyaobianjie,womayiganmianzhangqiaozaichajishang。"bizui!"tadengzhewo,"nichuannvzhuang?
haihuazhuang?haidangzhong...neigeyangzi?"wosuolesuobozi:"jiu...jiunaozhewanma...""wan?
"womaqideliandouhongle,"nizhibuzhidaonigubashipinfadaojiazuqunle?
niyeyewenwoshibushisongniqutaiguole!"wogezaipangbianpuchixiaochusheng,beiwobayigeyanshendenghuiqule。
wobatuiletuiyanjing,mantiaosilidishuo:"xiaonana,nizheiciqueshiguofenle。""ba!
shitaxian...""wozhidao,"wobadaduanwo,"nigexiaoshihoushizongqifuni。danneishixiaoshihoudeshile。
"wopiepiezui。xiaoshihoudeshi?wogebawozuoyebenrengcesuo,zaiwoshubaolifangqingwa,
zheixie"xiaoshi"wonengjiyibeizi!"neixianzaizenmeban?"wodunangzhe,"shipindouchuanbianle。
"wogeturanyinsensendixiaole:"yougebanfa。"wohebamatongshikanxiangta。"xiaoqingbushiyaodaolema?
"wogeluchuemobandeweixiao,"xueshenghuizhengchoumeijiemu。
jiranwodizheimexihuannvzhuang..."womengdizhanqilai:"nixiangdoubiexiang!""wojuedebucuo。
"womaturanbianlian,xiaodegenduohuaside,"xiaonanzhangdexiuqi,chuannvzhuangkendinghaokan。""ma!
"wobajuranyezaidiantou:"keyiduanlianyixia,tupoziwo。"wojuewangdikanzhezheisangeren。wanle,
quanjiadoupanbianle。wogedeyidihuanglehuangshouji:"wenyibuzhanggangjiwofaxiaoxi,shuofeichangqidainidebiaoyan。
"wopuguoquqiangshouji,shangmianheranshiwenyibuzhangdexiaoxi:"linxuezhang!nididitaiyoucaile!
xiaoqingyidingyaorangtashangtaia!fanchuanjiemuxianzaikehuole!"woyanqianyihei。"xuanba,"wogecoudaowoerbian,
yadishengyin,"yaomexiaoqingshangtaibiaoyan,yaome..."tazhilezhichajishangwodezhenzang,"tamenquandesi。
"woyaoyaqiechi:"linxiaobei,nihen。"tapaipaiwodejian:"bicibici,qinaidedidi。"jiuzheiyang,
yinweiyitiaofacuodeduanxin,wo,linxiaonan,jijiangzaixiaoqingshangxianchuwodenvzhuangshouxiu。erzheiyiqie,
douguaiwoneigeshouhuadegege。"duile,"linshuiqianwogeturanshuo,"sutingjuedeniteyouyisi,xiangrenshini。
"wo:"......"zheirizimeifaguole。2xiaoqingqianyizhou,woxiangjushitiyiyangtanzaisushechuangshang。
"nange,shishizheijian!"laosanxingchongchongdishuaiguolaiyitiaofenselianyiqun。wolianyanpidoulandetai:"gun。
""biezheiyangma,"laoercouguolai,"nixianzaikeshixiaoyuanhongren,
luntanshangdouzaicainixiaoqingbiaoyanshenmejiemuni!"wozhuaqizhentouzaguoqu。zicongneigegaisidenvzhuangshipinchuankai,
wozaixuexiaojiuchedi"huo"le。zouzailushangyourenzhizhidiandian,shitangdamadacaidouduojiwoyishao,
jiulianpingshibugouyanxiaodexizhurenjianlewodouxiaomimidiwen:"xiaolina,jiemuzhunbeidezenmeyangle?
"quantmguaiwoneigeshouhuadegege!shoujizhendong,shiwogefalaidexiaoxi:"biewanglejintianxiawusandian,
xueshenghuicaipai。"wohuilegeshuzhongzhidebiaoqingbao。"nange,shuozhende,"laosifangxiashouji,
"nixianzaifensibixiaoyuanshijiageshouhaiduo,yaobugancuichudaosuanle。"wozhuaqituoxiezuoshiyaoreng,
laosiganjinduodaolaosanshenhou。"nimendonggepi!"woyaoyaqiechi,"wogezheishibaofu!**luodebaofu!
"shiqingyaocongsantianqianshuoqi。neitianwobeiquanjia"bipo"dayingxiaoqingbiaoyanhou,
wogeneigewangbadanjuranlianyelianxilexueshenghuiwenyibu,bawodejiemubaoshangqule,
haiqulegexiuchidubaobiaodemingzi——《wodeyemannvyou》。"nigeduinizhenhaoa,
"wenyibuzhangliuxuejiedangshiliangyanfangguang,"xianzaifanchuanbiaoyankehuole,zanmenxiaoqingjiuquezheizhongyouchuangyidejiemu!
"wochadiandangchangtuxue。gengjuedeshi,wogebuzhidaocongnagaolaiyitaonvzhuang,fensede,daileisibian,
haipeileshuangbaisexiaopixie。tadangzhequanjiarendemianbayifusaijiwo,lianshangdaizheemobandeweixiao:"didi,
geteyijinitiaode,xihuanma?"wodangshijiuxiangbayifuhutalianshang,danwomazaiyipanghushidandan,
wozhinengyaozheyashouxia。"duile,"wogelinzoushi"tiexin"dibuchong,"sutingshuotakeyijiaonihuazhuang,
takeshimeizhuangbozhu。"zheijiushiweishenmewoxianzaihuizuozainvshengsushelouxia,
dengyigewosuweimoumiande"saozi"。"nijiushixiaonanba?"yigewenroudenvshengcongbeihouchuanlai。wozhuanshen,
chadianbeiyangguanghuangxiayan——bushitaiyangtaidu,shimianqiandenvshengtaiyaoyan。suting,chuanshuozhongdexiaohua,
wogedenvpengyou,zhenrenbizhaopianhaihaokanshibei。dazhangtui,xiaoxiyao,bazhanglian,xiaoqilaiyanjingwanchengyueya。
"e,shi...shiwo。"woturanjiebale。sutingshangxiadaliangwo,
turanpuchiyixiao:"nihexiaobeizhangdezhenxiang。"wodunshikuaxialian:"bietineige**。""zouba,
"tazhuanshenwangsushelouzou,"wojielehuodongshi,jiaonijichuzhuangrong。"huodongshili,
sutingxiangbianmoshuyiyangbaichuyizhuohuazhuangpin。wodingzheneixiepingpingguanguan,ganjuexiangzaikanwaixingkeji。"shouxian,
dizhuang..."tanaqiyigehaimiandan,"nipifubucuo,shengshi。"woxianggemuouyiyangrentabaibu。
sutingdeshouzhihenruan,dongzuohenqing,yibianhuayibianjiangjie。anlishuowoyinggaihenxiangshouxiaohuaqinshoufuwu,
danyixiangdaozheishibeiwogehaide,wojiuqideyayangyang。"haole,kankan。"sutingdijiwoyimianjingzi。
wozhengyanyikan,chadianbajingzirengle。jingzilishigemoshengnvhai——dayanjing,zhangjiemao,zuichun**nende。
"**..."womolemolian,"zheishiwo?"sutingdeyidixiaole:"wodejishubucuoba?
niwuguanbenlaijiuxiuqi,shaoweixiushiyixiajiuhennvshengle。"wodingzhejingzifadai。budebuchengren,
sutingyouliangbashuazi。jingziliderenqueshi...tinghaokande。"lai,shishiyifu。
"sutingdijiwoyigezhidai。wozheicaixiangqineitaoxiuchidenvzhuang。yingzhetoupihuanshanghou,wodoubugankanjingzi。
"zhuanyiquanwokankan。"sutingshuo。woxianggejiqirenyiyangzhuanlegequan。sutingturanbushuohuale,wotaitoukanta,
faxiantabiaoqingguguai。"zenmele?henchou?"wojinzhangdiwen。"bu..."sutingshenxiyikouqi,"xiaonan,
ni...nibinigehaishihechuannvzhuang。"wo:"......"zheishishenmejianguidekuajiang!
sutingturantaochushouji:"biedong,wopaijizhangjiwofensikan,jiushuoshiwoxinguimi!""dengdeng!bie!
"wohuangmangqudang,danyijingwanle。sutingshouzhifeikuaidianzhepingmu,
zuilihainiantaozhe:"zheizhanghao...zheizhangguangxianbucuo..."wojuewangditanzaiyizishang。wanle,
zheixiachedishesile。huisushedelushang,wodizhetoukuaibuzou,shengpabeirenrenchulai。
danpashenmelaishenme——"yo,zheibushilinxiaonanma?"yigeshuxideshengyincongbeihouchuanlai。wojiangzhule。
huanhuanzhuanshen,guoranshiwoge,qizhetaneiliangsaobaoshandiche,lianshangdaizheqianbiandexiaorong。"nvzhuangtiyanruhe?
"tashangxiadaliangwo,"sutingjiwofazhaopianle,tingxiangneimehuishima。"woquantouyingle:"linxiaobei,
nizhaosi?""biezheimexiong,"wogexiaomimiditaochushouji,"wozheierkeyouninvzhuangzhaopian,
xinbuxinwofadaoxiaoyouqun?"wopushangquqiang,talinghuodiduokai,
qicheraozhewozhuanquan:"xiaoqinghaohaobiaoyanadidi,gejiniluxiang!""wolunidaye!
"wozhuaqiyikuaishitouzuoshiyaoreng,tadaxiaozheqichepaole。huidaosushe,wobanvzhuangsaijinyijuzuidiceng,
fashizaiyebupengzheiwanyi。danwanshangshuiqian,woguishishenchadimochushouji,diankailesutingdepengyouquan。
zuixindongtaishisizhangwodenvzhuangzhao,peiwen:"xinguimi~【aixin】"pinglunquyijingzhale,shangbaitiaoliuyan,
dabufenshiwenwoshenfende。woyanqianyihei。zheixiahaole,quanxiaodouzhidaolinxiaobeidedidishigenvzhuangdalaole。
diertianyizao,wobeishouji**chaoxing。mimihuhujieqilai,shigemoshengnvsheng:"qingwenshilinxiaonantongxuema?
woshixiaoxueshenghuide..."woshunjianqingxing:"a,shi,woshi。""liubuzhangrangwotongzhini,
nidejiemubeixuanweixiaoqingzhongdianjiemule,xiawuliangdianlitangcaipai,qingzhunshidaochang。
"wo:"......zhongdianjiemu?""shide!xuexiaolingdaotebiedianmingyaokanni!"nvshengshengyinxingfen,
"duile,xuyaobangnizhunbeifuzhuangma?""bu...buyongle..."woxuruodiguaduandianhua,
yitouzaihuizhentouli。sushelianjinglejimiao,ranhoubaofachuyizhendaxiao。"nange!niyaohuobianquanxiaole!
"laosanpaizhechuangbankuangxiao。"bizui!"wozhuaqituoxiezaguoqu。xiawucaipai,woyingzhetoupiqulelitang。
yijinmen,jishishuangyanjingqishuashuakanguolai,wochadianzhuanshenjiupao。"xiaonan!zheili!
"liuxuejiezaiwutaibianchongwozhaoshou。wodizhetoukuaibuzouguoqu,ganjuelianshangshaodenengjianjidan。
"nidejiemuwomenzhongxinshejile,"liuxuejiereqingdishuo,"buzaishijiandandefanchuanbiaoyan,ershiyouqingjiede!
niyanyigeyemannvyou,huiyougenanshenghenidadang..."wosonglekouqi,haihaobushirangwoyigerendiulian。
"...nigeyanninanpengyou。"womengditaitou:"shei?!"liuxuejieyilianwugu:"nigea,linxiaobei。
tazhudongbaomingde,shuohenidadangxiaoguogenghao。"woyanqianyihei。haonigelinxiaobei,
zheishiyaobawowangsilizhenga!zhengshuozhe,wogechuizhekoushaohuangyoujinlaile,kanjianwojiuliezuixiao:"yo,
哥,你短信发错人了!