《过年回家,爸妈要我嫁老男人》 小说介绍
《guonianhuijia,bamayaowojialaonanren》shiyibuyanqingxiaoshuo,youzuojiaxiaopangjuchuangzuo。gushiweiraozheliufengyingguobinzhankai,jieshileliufengyingguobindemaoxianyuchengzhang。zheibuxiaoshuojianjujincoudeqingjieheshenduderenwusuzao,weiduzhedailaileyichangshijueshengyanhexinlinglvcheng。tabanianniancaizaijiaoxia,yonggunzihenhenduitadeduzi。nianniancanjiaozhe,guobingaoxingdihahadaxiao。woxiangshangqujiuta,quebeididilaolaozhuaizhu。zhihaodasheng……。
《过年回家,爸妈要我嫁老男人》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
xijian,xionghaizifeiyaojiwoyangleqiniandemaoguanjiu,beizhuashanglelian。
diertian,bamaqinshouzhuleta,hairangdidibaletadepisongjijinglijiazuojiaodian。
我气得发疯。
quebeitamenanjinjiugang,nishuierwang。
zaizhengyan,wohuidaochifanzheitian。
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xionghaiziguobinyijinmenjiudaochudatan,yiliandebuhuaihaoyi。
“tingshuojiejiedaihuilaiyizhimao,woxiangkankan。”
“wobashuole,chenglidechushengjiuhuiwozairenhuailitianzhuazi,lianlaoshudouzhuabule,feiwuyizhi。”
“buzhidaorengchumenwaihuibuhuidongchengbinggun。”
kanzheneiheqianshiruchuyizhedeyinhenmuguang,wolenghengyisheng,meiyoushuohua。
jianwobuliren,guojinglizizunxinshoucuo,yinyangguaiqidikaikou。
“liufengying,zheijiushinineigecongdachengshihuijiadenver,taijiaojinleba,jiandaokerendoubuzhaohu!”
“woerzibuguoshixianghemaowan,chuleshiwopeiyiyaofei,youshenmedabule,zhiyushuailian?”
bamaliketaohaodidiantou。
erwozeduitaweiweiyixiao。
“ganwenguojingli,niyigeyuejierzihuaduoshaoqiana?”
tamingxianlengleyixia,“liangqianwu,zenmele?”
wozhilezhijinbidefangmen,yaoleyaotou。
“wodeniannianmeigeyuedemaoliangheguantoudouyaosanqian,zaijiashangtijian、meirong,jibenshangwan。”
“ruguonierzihehuailewodemao,yitadeshenjia,lianbanzhimaodoupeibuqi,wopingshenmeyaomaozheigexian?”
beiwodangzhongzhiwen,guojinglizijuexiabulaitai,yanshenzhongduolejifennankan。
wobakanbuxiaqu,zhizhewodebizinuchi。
“goule,sheixunizheimehekerenshuohua,nizheigemeisuzhide**!buguoyigechusheng,binbinxiangwanjiuwan!”
womatuizhewodejianbang,biwojiaochuyaochi。
“nixinliyaoshihaiyouwomenzheiduifumu,jiubamendakai!”
上一世也是如此。
mianduibamadeqinqingbangjia,zuizhongwoxuanzetuoxie,rangdidiqukaimen。
keguobinjiandaomaohou,bingmeiyoubiaoxianchuyigehaitonggaiyoudetianzhen。
tabanianniancaizaijiaoxia,yonggunzihenhenduitadeduzi。
nianniancanjiaozhe,guobingaoxingdihahadaxiao。
woxiangshangqujiuta,quebeididilaolaozhuaizhu。
zhihaodashenghuhan,rangniannianzhuazhujihuijiupao。
guobintingdao,ningxiaozhebatalinqi,yaowangjiutanlian。
jiuzaizheishi,niannianturanbaofa,yizhuazinaopoguobindelian。
zhongrendejinghushengzhong,wozhengtuoshufu,kaimenheniannianyiqipaozou。
xiangqingaochui,woheniannianzaodaocanzhongbaofu。
凭什么?
“buxing!nimensheidoubiexiangdaodebangjiawo!”
我一把掀翻我妈。
tashenziyiwaishuaizaidishang,zhenjingzhiyuchongwodinuhou。
“fanletale,jiwodazheigebuxiaonv!”
wodiyiting,taiqigebojiuyaodawo。
erwoceshenyiduo,juqizhuoshangdecanpan,henhenwangtatoushangzalehaojixia。
caizhishunzhetadetoufaliuxia。
didibeizheituruqilaidebiangujingdaile。
wobazuixianfanyingguolai,henhenyipaizhuozi。
“liping,nidaodiyaoganshenme?weileyizhimaohejiarendongshou,niyiweinicongdachengshihuilaijiulebuqima,kanwobudanizheigesiyatou!”
tawanqixiuzi,chongwopulai。
yankanjiuyaozhuazhuwodegebo。
qingjizhixia,woyibanaqifangzaipangbiandexiguadao,hongzheyanhuluanhuiwu。
“buxudong,buranwohenimenpinle!”
wobiaoqingxionghen,pitousanfa,yifufengledemoyang。
zhongrenbeihedejianjiaozhebaotoushucuan。
erwozechenluandakaifangmen,tuozhexinglihemaobao,yizuikuaisudupaochumenqu。
shenhou,chuanlaididicierderuma。
“chou**,nidengzhe,wohebamabuhuifangguonide!”
我笑了。
zhenghao,woyemeixiangguofangguotamen。
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wobaozheniannianlaidaoxiancheng。
guonianqijian,henduolaobandoubukaimen。
woqiguaibaguai,caizaililajichangzuijindedifangzhaodaoyijiarengyuanyiyingkedexiaolvguan。
andunhaoyiqiehou,wofeikuaijipengyoudaledianhua,baituotamenlaijiezouniannian。
laojialiwogongzuodechengshichechengsigexiaoshi,chentamenganlaizhiji,wozaifujindexiaochaoshizhuanlezhuan,maileyigetonghejibaoshurou。
bamaobaofangzaichehouzuoshang,niannianbuandimiaomiaojiao,shenchuxiaozhuazi,gouzhuwodeshou。
kanzhetazheifuhaipademoyang,wodexinyeyouxienanshou,renbuzhulakailalian,qumotadexiaonaodai。
gangganghaijiaojihaojiaodeniannianlikemizheyandaqihulu,yongroudianqingqingbaozhuwodegebo,tianwodeshouzhi。
jianwozheifushebudedemoyang,pengyouyeyoudiandanxin,tiyirangwoyiqihuiqu。
wojiujiewanfen,zuizhonghaishiyaotoujujue。
bamahedididoushiyazibibaodeleixing。
jintianwohuiletamendesuanpan,tamenyidinghuixiangjinbanfabaofuhuilai。
wobuxiangrangwodepengyouyeshenxianxianjing。
shangbeizidaniansanshizheitian,tarangbamaqiangxingdaiwoquzouqinfangyou,suihoutoutouqianruwodefangjian,zhuazouniannian,jiangtanveshazhisi。
xiangwojiangshushi,tahaiguyishifenweisuoditiantianya。
“wobaneichushengsizhidaduan,rengzaihuoshangkao,bukuishinaitengdedongxi,jiaodeneimecanhaibusi,woyoubatapibale,tahaichouchu,zuihoushibinbintiyixiangchangchangmaorou,womencaizhule。”
“kexi,nibuzaichang,buranniyenengchidaozheigemeiweila!”
我恨的咬破了舌头。
zheibeizi,wojueduibuhuifangguozheixieguizishou。
wodunxia,pengzheniannianrouhuhudexiaomaotou,naixindingzhu。
“mamayaoquzuoyijiandashi,zheiduanshijiannihexiaorouayidaizhe,dengwohuilai,jiniannianmaimaoguanguanchi。”
congtadeyanshenwozhidao,tatingdongle。
gaobiepengyou,wolinzhedongxihuilvdian。
lushang,yiqunliulanggoutingdaoxiangdong,mobuzuoshengdigenleshanglai。
zheiqungouzhengripanjuzailajizhanfujin,chirenleirengchudebianzhishiwu。
cishikanzhewoshoulilinzheshurou,koushuishunzhezuibaliuxia,chengqunjieduidigenzaiwodeshenhou。
jiezheyueguang,wokandaotamenjianruidezhangya,xinzhongyijin。
快步跑回旅店。
laobanjianwoliansecanbai,youkandaowolinzhededongxi,renbuzhuaiyayisheng。
“zheifujindeyegouhenduo,zheiliangtianmeirenchumenrenglaji,tamendouhuaile,nigexiaoguniang,kebiesuibianchumenmaizheixiewanyi。”
“neifujinyoubushaozhuhubeizheiqunyegouxijiguo,tamenejilekeshizhendechirenrou,youyinianhaibayigelaotouyitiaotuizhuaiduanle。”
wojinghunweidingdidiandiantou。
xinzhongquemengranmaochuyigexiangfa。
huidaofangjian,woyongdaozixibarouqiechengsuimo,youtaoqianmailelaobanyixieshiyongyou。
bazheiliangyangdongxifangzaitongli,zixibanyun。
roumosanfazhepenxiangdeweidao,bieshuoelezheimejiudegou,jiusuanshiwo,yerenbuzhuyanyankoushui。
xianglexiang,woyoujifujindechongwuyiyuandaqudianhua。
“ninhao,woxiangshouyangyizhimao,zuihaoshigangzhuahuilaidechengnianmao。”
“yexingtaidameiguanxi,piqichayemeiwenti,zhiyaobuhuiguaiguaitinghuajiuxing。”
“wojialaoshufanlan,xiwangtanenglaizhizhi,neiwomingtianguoqujiemao,mafanle。”
guaduandianhuahou,wobatongdiaoqilaifangzaimenkuangshang,quebaozhiyaoyourentuimenjiuhuikouzaitadetoushang。
bushixihuannveshaxiaodongwuma?
neiwojiurangnimenshishi,chengweiliewudeziwei。
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yinweiwohejialinaodebuhuanersan,bamazheicichumenbainian,yemeiyoujiaowo。
woledeqingsong,quchongwuyiyuanjiehuilemao。
bukuizheizhimaohuibeiyuanlaidezhurenqiyang。
guangshiguanzailongzili,tadoumuguangyinhendidengzhewo,zuilibutingfachuheqisheng。
xiacheshiyiwaiyudaodidi。
takanzhewo,weisuoyixiao,ditouchongmaobaokaikou。
“xiaomaomao,haohaoguonishengmingzhongdezuihouyinianba~”
wozhouzhemeiwentashenmeyisi,taquesongjianxiaoxiao。
yushiwoguyidashengnuchi,gaosutawojinwanjiuhuichengli,rangtabiedeyi。
zhidaokanzhedidizouyuan,woganjinfangxialaolaobaozaihuaizhongdebao。
zaiduoyimiao,zheimaodezhuazijiuyaozhuadaowodegebole。
youwodecuigao,didiguoranshangxinle。
zhongwu,wozaifangjianlijindingzhemaoyan。
lvdiangeyinbuhao,wotingdaotayibianshanglou,yibianshitanxingdijiaozhewodemingzi。
jianwomeiyouhuiying,taluchuyigedeyiyangyangdexiao,taochuyigenxitiesi,kaishigudaoqimensuo。
gezhemenban,wotingdaotaxiefensidedunangsheng。
“lipingzheige**juranganliangcidouhuailaozidehaoshi,haiweineimezhipochusheng,kanwojintianbunongsineijianzhong。”
我一怔。
zheicaixiangqi,zhiqianguojiehuilaideshihou。
youtianwozaifangjianhuanyifu,gangtuoleshangyi,woshimenjiubeididimengrantuikai。
kandaowoshangbanshen**,tabujinmeiyouhuibi,fanerlianweisuodijuqishouji,haiduihuamianneibianderenshuozhe。
“wangge,nibushixianjialideponiangsihoubuhaoma,zheinvdezayang,goubugoujinishuangyixia?”
yigeshifenweisuodeshengyincongloufengdehuatongzhongchuanchu。
neirenfachuzhuhengyiyangdechixiao,haibuduanminglingwotuolekuzi,jitakankanquanshen。
wozhennu,yongyifuwuzhuzijidexiongkou,chongguoquganren。
kedidishencaigaoda,woyishizhijianhaizhenbunengnaiheta。
jiuzaizheishi,nianniantingdaowodejianjiao,hurancongjiaoluolicuanchu,yizhuazihenhenzhuazaididishoubeishang。
鲜血喷涌而出。
didicanjiaoyisheng,shoujidiaoluo,woyekanqinghuamianneibiannanrendemoyang。
zhengshicunlidemaizhuroudewangmazi。
tadexifushifenbiaohan,pojiarengengbuhaore。
我直接破口大骂。
“nigesilaotou,zheigenianjihaibuganjintangzaiguancailidengsi,juranhaixianglaihamachitianerou,wozheijiugaosuwoxiuesaozi,rangtahenhendani!”
biaogejuedeworangtaxiabulaitai,huluangualedianhua,taishouweixieyaodawo。
xiangzheguojieqijianbuyaobaqifengaodetaijiang,wolandehetajijiao。
可年年应激了。
kandidihaizaidashengrangrang,tazhijiepuguoquyouyaoyouzhua,nongdetazhengtiaogebodoushixuedong。
woyeheleyitiao,hualehaozhangshijiananfu,tacaihuanhe。
xianzaikanlai,didiyizhiduicijihenzaixin,suoyicaihuiduiniannianxianeimezhongdeshou。
还想来报仇。
ketabuzhidao,tajijiangjinglishenmelianyu。
didizhongyudakailemensuo。
tahengzhege,mengranyituimen,lianshangluchuyigezhengningdeweixiao。
“simao,xianzaineijiannvrenbunenghuzhenile,wokan——a!”
kexi,talianhenhuadoumeifangwan,toushangdetongguangdangyishengzalexialai,yanyanshishidigaizaididitoushang。
yourouhunhewupumanletadeshenti。
erwozeqichendantiandedahanyisheng“**fan”。
wojinshouzhongdegunzi,henhendazaitashenshang,jiangtazhijiedachufangjian。
huangluanjian,didifeikuaichongxialouti,paodaolvguanmenwai。
他还不知道。
tashenshangdeweidao,**zheneixieyegoumenkongdangdangdeweidai。
过年回家,爸妈要我嫁老男人