过年婆婆病危，小三勇拔氧气管
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guonianwoquyiyuantanwangzhongbingdepopo，queyudaolelaogongdebaiyueguang。
tacuobapopodangchengwoma，bujinbalepopoyangqiguan，haibataanpaijinzuijiaoluodefangjian。
“zheikeshivipbingfang，yitianjiuyaoxiaofeiwuweishu，nimennongcunlaideqiongguiyouzheimeduoqianma？”
woxiangjizhuyuanbuyuanzhangdadianhua，quebeilaogongbaiyueguangyibaqiangzoushouji。
“niyigejiatingzhufunalaideqian？haibushihuadesihengde？”
“yongsihengdeqianyangninongcunlaideqiongguibama，nihaiyaolianma？”
popobeiqidaoxinzangbingfazuo，zhiyouzhixiqinshucainengzaibingweitongzhishushangqianzi。
wojigusihengdadianhua，taquemangzhegenbaiyueguangkuanian。
“nimazaobubingwanbubing，feiyaoaidaoguonianbing。daguoniandehaiyaoquyiyuan，yetehuiqile！”
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“bingrenqingkuangbuhao，gankuailianxijiashuqianzi！”
bingchuangshang，popoyijingbushengrenshi，tazuichunqingzi，yanzhudengdekuaiyaotuchulai。
yishenghushimangzuoyituan，yibianzuoxinfeifusuyibianjiangtatuijinshoushushiqiangjiu。
zhuzhiyishengjianwohaidailengdizhanzaiyipang，youcuiculewoyibian。
“bingrenjiashu？gankuaiqianzi！”
guonianqijianbenlaizhibandeyishengjiubuduo，yanxiatu**kuanggengshicuoshoubuji。
woganjintaochushoujijigusihengdaqudianhua。
zhishidianhuagangdaguoqujiubeiduifangzhijieguaduan。
“duibuqi，ninsuobodadeyonghuzhengzaitonghuazhong。”
woshoujikaizhewaifang，zhuzhiyishengtingdaodianhualichuanchuzheigeshengyinbuyoudezhouqilemeitou。
tabaqianzibisaidaowoshouli，“nibushitaerxifuma，nibunengqianma？”
wenyan，wokuseyixiao，yaoleyaotou，“wohetayijingzaixieyilihunle。”
“neijiuzaijitaerzida，shuqianxieyibuqianjiumeiyoubanfajinxingshoushu，ruguochuleshiqing，womenyiyuanchengdanbuqizheigezeren。”
wohuangluandinachushouji，zaicijigusihengdaqudianhua。
zheicihushengxianglehaojici，tacaibujinbumandijieting，zhishiyikaikou，yuqishifenlengmo，haitouluzheduiwodebuyue。
“daguoniandenengbunengxiaotinghui？”
womeitouyizhou，danxintaguaduandianhuazhinengxianjieshi，“maxinzangbingfanle，guonianbubipingchang，niganjinguolaiqianzi。”
dianhuaneitoujingmoyishun，suijichuanlaigusihengdechixiao。
“shima？zaobubingwanbubing，danianchuyijiubingle？”
“qingqingganghaigenwoshuobaitianhaijinimasailehongbaoni？zenmeshoulehongbaojiubuxingle？”
woyijinggubudesunqingshenmeshihoulaideyiyuan，zhinengcuicu，“guolaizhixuyaoshifenzhong，zaibuqianzi**bingqingdengbujile！”
wozhitingdaogusihengzaidianhuaneitoumengdishenhuxi，bagaoleyinliangchaowonuhou，“yihuinimayihuiwoma，nisahuangqiannengbunengxiandagecaogao？！”
“qingqingbajintiandeshierdougenwoshuole，nihuawodeqianjinimazhuvipbingfang，wojiubujinijijiaole，xianzaidoukuaisilenihaixiangrangwowanglimiantieqian，ninawodangyuandatouma？”
“zaoshanghailehehedeshouleqingqingdebainianhongbao，xianbugouduohaixiangzhayiboyiyaofeibucheng？！”
wotingzhehuatonglizheneryulongdeshengyin，youxiefaleng。
这可是他的亲妈！
nanbuchengsunqingbitaqinmahaizhongyaobucheng？
jinjiezhehuatonglichuanchusunqingqingjiaodidideshengyin，“siheng，yaobunihaishiquyitangba，bijingniheananjiehaimeilihunni，ruguoyinweiworangnimenganqingpolie，woyihouzaiyebuhuidaraonimenle。”
“buguoshiyijiazijishengchong！daguoniandezhenshihuiqi！”
huayingangluo，dianhuajiubeigusihengwuqingguaduan。
tingzhelengmodedudusheng，wodexinzhijiejiangdaolebingdian。
wowozheshoujideshouzhidouzaifabai，turanjuedezijizheigegutaitaidangdekexiaojile。
gangcaihegusihengdeduihuayijingbeizaichangdeyishenghushiquanbutingdao，tamenkanxiangwodeyanshendoudaizhetongqingheburen。
zicongpopozhuyuanhou，zhiyintayijubuxihuanhugong，wobianzaigongsiyiyuanliangtoupao。
ertadeqinerzigusihengcongtafabingyilai，zhiluguoyicimian。
“hugongnayouananyongqilaishunshou，niajiubiehuazheigeyuanwangqianle。”
popoyuzhongxinzhangdiquandao，meixiangdaogusihengjurandiantoutongyile。
wozaiyiyuanlizhaogulepopodabannian，jiulianguonianwodoumeixiuxi，ririyeyedezaizheilijinxinzhaogu。
gusihengzemeitianweizhetadebaiyueguangsunqingdazhuan，wangluoshangliangrenfeiwenchuandemantianfei。
dangwojipopodaoniaohudeshihou，gusihengsongjisunqingyizuofensemeiguidazaodechengbao。
dangwojipopoqingliwanoutuwudeshihou，gusihengpeizhesunqingzaixiaweiyihaibiandujia。
meidangpopobingqingehua，wojitadadianhuayaomebujie，yaomebianshijieleduiwoyidunchouma。jiulianpopoyebudanghuishi，“erzi，bietingtade，pidadianmaobingnikantadajingxiaoguaide，nanrenahaishibaxinsifangzaishiyeshang。”
gusihengrenweiwoshinapopodebingqingguyipiantahuiqu，duiwodexinrenyizaijiangdi，houlaisuoxingbujiewodadedianhua。
youshipopozhengzaijijiuwolianxibushanggusiheng，bianqiuzhezhuzhiyishengjitadadianhua，kehoulaigusihengquerenweizhuzhiyishengbeiwoshoumai，renweiwoweileliuzhutafeijinxinji。
suoyizaisunqinghuaiyunzhihou，tapobujidaidihewotichulelihun。
liyoubianshi，“suirandangchunibanglewo，dannidanglezheimeduoniangutaitai，cengjingdeenqingzaojiuhaiqingle。”
popoyezaiyipangbangqiang，“anan，cengjingnibanglewomengujia，womenshiganjini，kenijiehunzheimeduonianleliangehaizidoushengbuchulai，zheishicunxinyaorangwomenlaogujiajuehoua。”
dangchugujiayounan，zhiyouwoyuanyijiajitabajiazhuangjitadangyunzhuanzijin。
kegujiaxianzaishuizhangchuangao，yijingbushiwoshenjianengpanfudele，tamenmuziliangbianduiwohengtiaobizishutiaoyan，baenjiangchoubaoyanyidelinlijinzhi。
suoyizheici，wogengxiwanggusihengbuyaochuxian。
zheigeguo，jiurangtahetadebaiyueguangqubeiba！
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“buhaole！bingrenxueyangzhengzaijisujianruo！”
shoushushichuanlaiqitayishengdeyishengjinghu，zhuzhiyishenggenbenbugushangwozhuantoujiujinleshoushushi。
“buguanzenmeyang，yidingyaojinkuaiqianzi，bingrenfabingcishutaiduo，qingkuanghenbuhao！”
woshoulinazhetongzhidan，guzuojiaojidemoyang，“wozhendebuxingma？”
hushiyeyilianweinan，“shiguanrenming，bixuzhixiqinshu。”
wozaicijigusihengdaqudianhua，meixiangdaozheicidoumeidatong，zhijiechuanlaiyishengjixiehuifuyin。
“duibuqi，ninsuobodadedianhuayiguanji。”
很好，把我拉黑了。
womianshangjidedoukuaikule，kexinlidedashitouqueturanluoledi。
gusiheng，nimameilenikebieguaiwo，yaoguaijiuguainidexinganbaobeisunqingba。
bangwandeshihouwozhaolixiangwangchangyiyanglaizhaogupopo。
qishitazaojiudezhiwohegusihengyaolihundexiaoxi，dantayoubuxiangshiquwozheigemianfeibaomu，mianzigongfuzuodexiangdangzu。
bijingguoniandehugongkenanqing，feiyonghaibushao！
“anana，yaobushimeiyouni，madoubuzhidaogaizenmebanle。”
“suirannihesihengyaofenkaile，danmadaxindilishinanidangqinshengnverduidaide。”
kepianpianzuihouyijubeiluguodesunqingtingdao，wuyiweitajiushiwoqinma。
taerhuabushuobalepopoyangqiguan，haibapopoanpaijinzuijiaoluodefangjian。
“zheikeshivipbingfang，yitianjiuyaoxiaofeiwuweishu，nimennongcunlaideqiongguiyouzheimeduoqianma？”
woxiangjizhuyuanbuyuanzhangdadianhua，quebeisunqingyibaqiangzoushouji。
“niyigejiatingzhufunalaideqian，zheiqianhaibushihuadesihengde？”
“yongsihengdeqianyangninongcunlaideqiongguima，nihaiyaolianma？”
popomeileyangqi，youbeisunqingqidexinzangbingfufa，shunjianhunleguoqu。
sunqingjianyiqunrenweizhepopojijiu，juransihaobuhuang，shenzhihaiyouxiedeyi。
talinzhebaodayaodabaidilikai，linzouqianbuwangtiaoxinwo，“shixiangdianjiubagutaitaideweizhirangchulai，fouzebieguaiwoduinibukeqi。”
wozaishoushushimenkoudengleshijifenzhong，zhuzhiyishengcaicongshoushushichulai。
takanleyanzoulang，chulewoyigejiashugenbenjiumeigusihengdeyingzi。
tafenhendiyibachediaokouzhao，“guzonghaimeilaima？”
wozuozaiyiyuanzhangyishang，yifuzhejishanghuodemoyang。
“他把我拉黑了。”
woshuozheshuozheshengyinjiugengyanleqilai，wuzheliantongkuqilai，shengpabierenkandao**demeiyouyidileideyanjing。
“douguaiwo，yaobushiwozhiqianzongshijitadadianhuarangtalaiyiyuan，yebuhuirangtabuxinrenwo。”
zhuzhiyishengzhangjianhegusihengshidaxuetongxue，ziranlejietahesunqingzhijiandeaihenqingchou。
jianwozheifumoyang，tarenbuzhukaikouanweiwo，“buguaini，shitalinbuqing。”
tazhijietuodiaoshoushangxiangjiaoshoutao，zhaohushinahuizijideshoujijigusihengdaqudianhua。
woyanjingyizhabuzhadidingzheta，lianhuxidoubiandechenzhong。
dianhuayijietong，zhangjianbianganjinshuolexianzaideqingkuang。
“gusiheng，nizhibuzhidaonizaiganshenme？zaibulainimakejiu......”
dianhuaneitouchuanlaicaozadehongmingsheng，gusihengdehoushengbansuizhefengshengyiqiguanjintingtongli。
“shenqingannaoziyoubingninaoziyeyoubing？gentayiqiyanxiduiniyoushenmehaochu？”
“shenqinganshibucuo，kewogenbenbuaita，nizhidaoheyigebuaiderenguoriziyouduojianaoma！”
“qingqingshengwodeqiyijingqujichangle，wobunengzaicuoguota，woyidingyaobatazhuihuilaicaixing。”
说罢便挂断了电话。
zhangjianyishijiandoumeifanyingguolai，zijiqinmadeshengmingjuranhaimeizijiqiannvyouzhongyao。
taqidexiongkoujulieqifu，jinwozheshoujizaicibodadianhua，kezheihuigusihenglianjiedoubujiele。
zhuzhiyishengtaitoukanlewoyiyan，zhangtanchuyikouqi。
wobuganxin，youyonghushitaidezuojijigusihengdaguoqu，naliaoduifangyitingdaowodeshengyin，bianduizhewopokoudamaqilai。
“shenqingannibietamanaole，nawomadangjiekoupianwoduoshaocile，nifanbufan？”
“nibushishuotadengzhezhiliaoma，neizhijiefangqizhiliaohaole，wodaoyaokankanzheihuiwomadaodihuibuhuiyoushi！”
zhangjianyibaduoguodianhua，“nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema！”
gusihengyouzhongfuyibian，“woyijingshuodehenmingquele，fangqizhiliao，youshenmehouguowoyirenchengdan。”
tagenbenbujiwomenjieshideshijianbianguaduanledianhua
wowuzhezuibeiduizheyishenghushiwuyandikuleqilai，zuijiaoquenanyiyizhideluchuyimochaofengdexiao。
wohetajiehunzheimeduonian，buguangbajiazhuangquanbujitadangzijin，wobamayejiejinquanlijitajieshaoziyuan，poposhengbingzhuyuan，womangqianmanghou。
zuizhongzhidelegenihenhao，danwobuaini。
zhangjianyouhuidaoshoushushi，zhibuguozheicishoushushidedenghenkuaijiumiele。
meiyihuierjiujiantachuitousangqidiconglimianzoulechulai。
tachongwoyaoyaotou，yisihenmingxian。
popodeshitibeiladaoletaipingjian，wohuidaobingfangshoushidongxi。
shoushiwanyiqie，wopingjingdilianxibinyiguanhuohua。
yigexiaoshihou，pingriliduiwoyaowuheliunawodangmianfeibaomudepopo，cikechengleyigexiaoxiaodeguhuihe。
yixiangdaogusihenghuilaijiandaotaqinaidemamabianchengleguhuihe。
我还真有些期待呢。
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wojiangpopodesiwangzhengminghebinyiguandehuohuadanyiqipaizhaofajilegusiheng。
ketajiuxiangrenjianzhengfaleyiyang，yizhimeijiwohuifuxiaoxi。
yushizaizhangdengjiecaiderizili，woguoduanjiangtouxianghuanchengleheibai。
bingjiangpopodeguhuihepaizhaofazailepengyouquanyishiaidao。
guoranbuchushifenzhong，qinpenghaoyouquandouzhidaolegusihengzaiguonianzheigexiqingderizilizhudongfangqiqinmadezhiliao。
pinglunquduigusihengmashengyipian。
fandaoshisunqingdepengyouquan，zheijitiantameitiandouzaifabuhegusihengderichang。
【xinnianlingdian，xingfuqidian~】
peitushigusihengyusunqingdaniansanshikuaniandeguanxuanzhaopian。
【shunxideyanhua，yonghengdewomen。】
peitushigusihengpeitayiqifangyanhuadezhaopian。
【xingfumeiyoujuxianghua，womencaishi。】
peitushigusihengxizheweiqunzaichufangmangliudebeiying。
wolengxiaoyisheng，tamenyijialiangkouhaizhenshirerenaonao。
zhikexi，haorizidaotoule！
wozhijieqiaokaisunqingjiamen，kaimendegusihenglianshangyidoumeichuan，jianwozhanzaimenkoulianseshunjianyihei，“naogoulemei？daguoniandeyishenlaorenbingweizhenshihuiqi！”
呵，老人病味？
wodandaozhiru，“gusiheng，mingtianjiushinimazangli，niailaibulai。”
zuotianbinyiguanbianlianxiwozangliyijingzhunbeituodang，mingtianjiunengjuxing。
sunqingquezhijiepuzailegusihenghuaili，yixiayouyixiadifumozhetadexiongtang。
“siheng，yaobunihaishigenqinganjiezouba，woyigerenmeishide。”
womeishijianshoushita，zhijienachupopodesiwangzhengming。
“zheishisiwangzhengming，jiuzainiqujichangzhuisunqingdelushang，poporenmeile。”
gusihengkanzhesiwangzhengminglengleyishun，suijijixiaoyisheng，“nipianguini？zheiwanyiquwangshangyisouyidaba，niyiweiwohuizheimeshaxiangxinni？”
“shenqingan，ninaogoulemeiyou，nibujiushibuxianghewolihunma，youbiyaozhouwomaqusima？”
wozaiyerenbuzhu，fanshoujiletayibazhang。
“biewangnilianshangtiejinle。”
haiwobuxianghetalihun，yaobushiyoulihunlengjingqi，wobabudemingtianjiuquminzhengjubazhenglingle。
daguoniande，lihunyousimacaishizhenhuiqi！
gusihengbeiwodademengleyishun，bukezhixindidengzhewo，“nigandawo？”
woyoutaishoujiletayibazhang，“meikanqing，wokeyizaijiniyanshiyibian。”
“nichuguichengxingnianhuarecao，buhuihaiyiweizijihenyoubenshiba？”
woxianqidijiangtashangxiadaliangyiyan，“yikuaichoudoufu，daonalidouhuizhaocangying，nizheibujiaoyoubenshi，jiaogougaibulechishi，haibutiaoshi。”
wobamuguangyixiangsunqing，jifengyixiao，“erqieshenmeshidouchi。”
kanzhesunqingdeliandoubeiqichenglezhuganse，woxinzhongbianshuobuchudechangkuai，jiuxiangdulehaoduoniandeqizhongyutongkaile。
linzouqian，wohaidijigusihengyifenzhizhihetong。
“duile，wangjigaosuni，dangnianliangqianwanjiazhuangbushibaijide，shiwobamajienide。”
“jiranyaolihun，jidebaqianhaihuilai。”
dangchuwolianainaoshangtoufeigusihengbujia，xinghaowobamaliulegexinyan，zheiliangqianwanjiazhuangbushibaijigusihengde，zhiyaowohetalihun，jietiaojiuhuishengxiao，yesuanshijiwoyizhongbaozhang。
buguoxianzai，wozhenganxiewobamayourucixianjianzhiming。
dierri，popozanglidangtian。
yinzheguonian，doubuyuanzhanzheihuiqi，laiderenliaoliaowuji。
binkedouyijingzouwanleliucheng，kewohaishimeikandaogusihengdeshenying。
budeyi，woyourangzhangjianjigusihengdaqudianhua。
“laijiannimazuihouyimianba，xiawujiuyaoxiazangle。”
naliaogusihenggenbenbuxin，“nimenliangheqihuolaipianwoyouyisima？”
“yihuishuowomabingweiyaozuoshoushu，yihuiyoushuoyaoxiazang，wonayoushijiangenzhenimenxiahunao！”
jiangusihengyouyaoguaduandianhua，wolianmanghanzhuta。
tacaishizhujiao，tabulaizheichangxijiumeiyisile。
nayoubizhidaozijiqinshoufangqimuqinshengminggengrangrenjuewangdeni？
“gusiheng，nixianbiegua，zheiciwomeiyoupianni，nilailejiuzhidaole。”
wobashoujishexiangtoudakai，zhengduizhepopodelingtang。
rumuquanshibaisehuaquan，gusihengbiaoqingdoujiangle，tajinyaozheyaguanhenhenweixiewo。
“hao，wodaoyaokankannimenwandeshenmebaxi！”
“ruguobeiwofaxiannimenheqihuolaipianwo，worangnichibuledouzhezou！”
shijifenzhonghou，lingtangmenkouchuangruyigehuangzhangdeshenying。
“sheirangnimenzheimezuode！”
“womahaihuodehaohaodeni，nimenzenmenengzheimezhouta！”
wobaozhepopodeguhui，yibuyibuchaogusihengzouguoqu。
gusihengkanwodeyanshenhenbudeyaoshalewo，tajihushichongdaowomianqianlai，yizhangjiangwohuailibaozhedeguhuihepaidiao。
tayibajiuzhuwodelingzi，ehenhendiweixie，“womani，nibawomazangnale！”
tataochushoujijipopodalewushutongdianhua，kexidoumeirenjieting。
wogouchunyixiao，zhilezhidishangneiyiduihuibaisedefenmo。