《狸花猫,我蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬》 小说介绍
jingcaixiaoshuo《lihuamao,wodengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng》,youwangluozuojiasusubuchunbianzhuercheng,shuzhongdaibiaorenwufenbieshiguqingchenglaohei,jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideyanqing,gushijianjie:“wobuxin……gegeshuoshenmedoubiexiangdiuxiawo。zanmenlihuamaodoushijianming,meirenxihuan,gengmeirenshouyangde。”……
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bianjihaoshipin,dianjifabuhou,guqingchenggangbashoujifangxiajiulailedianhua。
guqingchengyouxieyouyu,jietongdianhuahou,likechuanlaileyigexiongbabadenanrenshengyin。
“gu**,niyaotuodaoshenmeshihou?dangzhenyiweinishigenvren,womenjiubuganqiangxingbanihenidemaoqingchuquma?”
“buhaoyisi,zaijidianershijian,wozhengzaicouqian,yiding,yidinghuizaiyuedingdeshijianjifangzude。”
“wojiubumingbaile,niyangdeneixiemaobushishangwankuaidema?suibianmailiangtiao,fangzubujiuyoule?”
“buhaoyisi,wojiamaobumaide。”
“hao,zuihousantiana,zuizuizuizuihousantian,santianhouwokejiudairenlaiqingchangle,biedaoshihounihenidemaoshangleguaiwomen。”
“一定一定。”
gualedianhua,guqingchengxianrulechenmo。
yigerengulinglingdizuozaidishang,meiyoukanlaohei,ershikanzhemenkoukanrenaodeyiqunxiaoxiannvhongleyankuang。
laoheizaiyipangmomokanzhe,dalegehaqian,tuanzaiyibianbishangleyanjing。
buzhiguoleduojiu,guqingchengdiaozhenghaoxinqingcalecayanjing,huitoumolemolaoheidetou,liuxiayigeguantou,likaile。
罐头很香很诱猫。
guanzishangdebiaoqiandoushiyingwen,laoheirenbuchujigeyingwen,dannengkandongshangmiandejinchukoutieqian,xiezheyuanchanziaozhou。
“qiongjiangjiua!mingmingdoumeiqianjiaofangzuge,haijimaochizheimehaodedongxi,zhenfubai!”
laoheiyibianfufei,yibianbajizui,dakoudakoudichizhejinkoumaoguantou,jianzhibuyaotaishuang。
zheijiahuozicongbianchenglemao,bizijiuzeilingmin,napashiyouyidiandianbianzhideshiwu,shilianwendoubuwen。
nengrangtaxiazuidemaoguantoubuduo,nengrangtajuedemeiweidemaoguantoujiugengshaole。
这一罐少说三十块!
danlaoheihaishibunenglijiezheinvrenshinaerlaideaixin,zijidoukuaizhichengbuzhule,haiburangmaomaoshouweiqu,erqiezheibushiyizhiliangzhi,shiyiqun,shenmejiatingcainengchengshouzheiyangdeyali?
“suanlesuanle,kanzaiguantoudefenershang,gegewobangnizhengdunyixiajilvba。”
laoheikanlekanchuanghuwai,tianyijingheijin,sizhouyijingmeileshengyin。
shishihouzhanxianzhenzhengdejishule!
laoheishoulianyonglan,yigejianbutiaoshangdaofangmenbashoushang,shenziqingqingyiya,kadeyisheng。
门开了。
maokalouxiadedatingli,shijigemaolongguandesiside,yinyinnengtingdaomaomidehulusheng,zhenggedatingqiheiyipian。
“咔。”
灯亮了。
zheixiayoujizhimaomaobeidengguanghuangxing,haizaidahaqian,shenlanyao,tianzhuazhua。
“谁呀?”
“都几点了?”
“有没有公德心?”
“窝草!有野猫!”
“shixinlaidedahuabei!”
“他怎么出来的?”
“wei,zheilikebushiyewai,zanjiadedongxidoushiyouzhude,meiyiyangdongxidouguizheni!aiaiai,nibiepenga,penghuailedongxinipeibuqi。”
laoheiyaoraodiniuzheyaozhizhanzaileshuohuadexiaotaijianmianqian。
“lanyanjing,fenbizi,shiniba?”
“eieiei?ni,niyaogansha?”
laoheizhishiqingqingdiyazhulongzidekakou,maolongjiuzheimewushengwuxidikaichuleyitiaokouzi。
“哼哼哼……”
“wei,nibiejinlaia,zheishiwodefangjian,woshigongde,gonggongdegong!nibuyaoguolaia!”
……
“miao!!!!!!!!!!”
顾倾城猛的惊醒。
tahaoxiangtingdaolemaomaodecanjiao,sixinliefeide,haokongbu!
是做梦?
还是幻听?
guqingchengroulerouyanjing,chuanzheqingbodeleisishuiyi,caizhexiaotuoxiedakaileshoujidiantong。
chuwoshihoudiyiyanmeiyoufaxianyichang,louxiaheiqiqide,meiyourenhedongjing。
shundaokanleyiyanguanzhelaoheidefangjian,faxianlihuamaozhengzaishuidajue。
轻轻地松了口气。
zhengzhunbeihuitoujixushuijueshi,congloutikoupiaolaileyicuomaomao。
yangleershiduozhibuoumao,kongqiliyouxiemaohenzhengchang。
kesuizheyuelaiyueduodemaomaocongloudaowangshangfei,guqingchengganjuebuduijingerle。
这也太多了!
pingrilimeitiandouhuidasaoweishengde,yitianshijianbuzhiyuchanshengzheimeduomao。
yushiguqingchengmozhexialou,dakailedeng。
datingneidechangjingshunjianrangtaxileyikouliangqi,zheiyikouliangqibayituanmaomaoxidaolefeiguanzili,chadianerbatajiqiangsi。
简直变了天了!
louxiadatingquanshimaomao,beikongdiaochuidemanwudoushi,jianzhijiushiyichangyoumaomaoxingchengdeshachenbao,zheiyetaikongbule!
到底发生了什么?
guqingchengyishidaobudui,zhunbeixialoukanjiankong,danyinweimaomaoshizaitaiduo,bixuhuiquzhaogekouzhaodaishang。
dengtadakaidiannaodiaoqujiankongdeshihou,juranfaxiansuoyoudejiankongdoubeimaomaojidangzhule,zhizhidaodatinglidedengliangleyiduanshijian,shengxiadejiushimaomaodecanjiao。
那叫得一个凄惨呐!
guqingchengyanglezheiyiqunbuoukuaisannianle,meitingdaoguozheimeqicandejiaosheng。
taxintengdeyaosi,gubushangmantianfeidemaomaole,xianzaizhixiangkankanzijiqinerziqinguinvmenhaihaoma?
yigeyigedelongzijiancha,faxiandouhaihao,xinlishaoweisonglekouqi。
zhishiganjuebuduijing,pingrilimengdadadexiaoxiannvmenyigegedougenhepoledanzhanzaizuozailongziyidongbudong,jiusuandakailemenyebuchulailiuda,genshiledingshenfaside。
“zenmele?zheidaodizenmehuishier?”
didiguguzhong,dangtazoudaoyizhijiaoerbingdegongbuoulongziqianshi,haiyiweizijikanhualeyanjing,zheinaershiyizhimaoa?fenmingshiyitougangchushengdexiaorouzhu。
一身毛给薅没了!
cishizhengfanzhebaiyankoutubaimoshetoudouruantatadiluzaiwaitou。
死肯定是没死的。
老黑向来知道轻重。
guqingchengjizijidebaobeierzijianchaleyiwanshang,juranmeifaxianyouyichupiwaishang,jinjinshibamaojihaotule,maomaoshoudaoguodujinghe,jingshenyoudianerwenti,yihuierdabaizi,yihuierduoqilai,yihuiermamalieliedijiaojisheng,zongzhijiushigexinuwuchang。
guqingchengshixiangdaiquyiyuanjianchade,naiheshizaimeiqianle,erqietayedongyidianerjichudeyiliao,ganjuehaoxiangwentibuda。
danjiujingshizenmegaochengzheiyangde?
jinguanlaoheiyijinghenzhuyixijiele,danzhenggemaokalizhiyoutayizhimaoshenshangdaizheheimao。
dangguqingchengqingsaomaofahouhaishizhaodaolexiansuo。
tianliangle,maokakaishiyingye。
2024nian,maokazhengtixingqingdoubuxing,kerenyuelaiyueshao,yijingchengdanbuqirichangkaixiaole。
guqingchengbuduandianqianweichimaokadeyunzhuan,hehuorendoupaole,taquefangbuxiazheixiemaomao。
wangluoshangshichanghuishuadaomaokadaobi,zhurenbajishizhimaodiuqizaidianpulihuohuoesidechangjing。
guqingchengjiushibuyuanyizijideernvmenyeluoderucitiandi。
zhisuoyibumaimao,shiyinweimaiguotaiduomaole,shenzhineixiemaichuqudemaomaoweilaideshenghuoshizenyangde,fuzerendezhurentaishao,tayijingbuxiangxinneixienianqingrenle,maideshihouaidesiquhuolai,yidanshenghuozhongyudaolekunnan,jiuhuiwuqingpaoqi。
shengxiadeershijizhimaoquanbudouzuolejueyu,guqingchengzhixiangshouzhetamenlaoqu,jincieryi。
zaoshang9dian,zheigeshijiandianjihubuhuiyoukeren。
guqingchenghaizaidasaoweisheng,manghuoyiwanshang,zhishuilesangexiaoshi,xianzaikundebuxing,dantahaidequdaikuan,fanshinengdaikuandifangdoushiguole,xianzaizhinengzaizhaopengyoujiedianer。
“hahaha,mama,zheizhimaohaosha!”
yigehaizikuazhangdexiaoshengdaduanleguqingchengdesilu,yuanlaishiyigepangxiaozipazaimaokamenkoubolichuangshangdingzhe……dingzhezuowanbeiwuqinghaotuledeerbinghahadaxiao。
明明很可怜的!
怎么还笑得出来?
顾倾城都心疼死了!
danbudebuchengren,zheizhixiaorouzhuzhende,zhendeyoudianergaoxiao。
“噗!”
guqingchengzijidourenbuzhuxiaole。
“哇,好臭啊!”
xiaonanhaidemamakanleyewubixianqi。
nachushoujizhunbeilaigetexie。
jiuzaizheishi,zuozaichuangkoufanzhebaiyanjieshouchaofengdexiaorouzhuhuranlailegehoukongfan!
“哇!好厉害!”
xiaonanhaixingfendijianjiaoqilai。
haizidemamanazheshoujishouyidoumeiyoupaihao。
“aiyaaiya,meipaihao!zailaiyigezailaiyige!”
zheiyici,furendiankaileluxianggongneng。
erbingtongxuezhendetingdongle,youlaileyigehoukongfan,haijialegezhuanti180dudedongzuo。
牛逼大了!
“mama,mama,woyaojinqukan,jinqukanya!”
狸花猫,我蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬