《给我发八块八年终奖后,全家火葬场了》 小说介绍
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lumanmanyishenheisezhiyexiushenlianyiqun,dengzheshigongfendegaogenxie,manlianzidedishangtai。
tabaolebaoluminghelutaitai,conglumingshouzhongjieguohuatong:“woshilumanman,hengaoxingweilainengyudajiagongshi。”
“lumingkejinengnishiershang,shishubuyi,danyanxiadahuanjingbuhao,xiangxindajiayeyoumugongdu,weilebaozhugengduorendefanwan,gongdunanguan,gongsijuedingyouhuabufenbuchuangzaojiazhideyuangong!”
tashuowan,muguangjingzhiluozaiwoshenshang。
“luyutong,nibeicaile,yixiaoshinei,zijixiefengcizhixinjiaoshanglai!”
hualuo,quanchangzhenjing,yaquewusheng。
我挑眉:“裁我?”
“woshigongsigaoguan,caiwokeshixuyaodongshihuitongyide,nishuocaijiucai?”
“zaishuole,woshangrendeshihougongsidoukuaidaobile,shiwozhaoletouziyoulaleyewu,lumingkejicainengyoujintian!jiuzheimeqingpiaopiaodishuoyaobawocaile,nijuedeheshima?”
lumanmanbeiwoyixihuaduidelengzaiyuandi。
ziwobeizhaohuilujia,lumanmanjiuyizhizaiguowai,womenjihumeiyoujiaoji。
tabenyiweiwocongxiaoliuluozaiwai,kendingdanxiaoyoumeijianshi,qingsongjiunengjiangwoluxiatai,meixiangdaowojingruciqiangying。
tashenseganga,yanshenxianglumingqiujiu。
lumingningmeichize:“luyutong,nishenmetaidu!”
“woniannicongxiaoliuluozaiwai,suoyiyibanijiehuilaijiujinijihui,rangnizaigongsiduanlian,niquebuzhihaodai,bagongsideyejishuochengshizijidegonglao!”
“niyigebenkebiyedeputongdaxuesheng,buguanshicongxuelihaishicongnenglishang,nalibideguomanmanzheigehuaerjiejingying?”
“ganjingenmanmandaoqian!fouze,bieguaiwoburennizheigenver!”
lumingmanlianfennu,kanwodeyanshenfangfoyaochilewo,gendangchuneigeleiyanposuoshuoyaomibuwodefuqinpanruoliangren。
erganggangbeizhenjingdaodetongshimenkaishiyilunfenfen。
“suoyizheishishenmexima?weilejiaqianjinshangweibizouzhenqianjin?”
“yaowoshuo,yutongzongjiusuanshigebenkesheng,neinenglikeshiganggangde,fanershijiaqianjin,kanzhexianggecaobao。”
“zheibaiminglejiushifumupianxinjiaqianjinbei!”
lumingkejideyuangongyuanbenyijingzuohaoleshiyedezhunbei,kewolailegongsibannian,bujinrangtamenbaozhulegongzuo,haiangongxianjitamenshengzhijiaxin,zheixierenziranxiangzhewoshuohua。
wodiandiantou,haisuanshiyouliangxin,dengwochedibuwanle,jiubazheixierendoushouweiyiyou。
xiaowangqideniejinquantou:“luzong,zheijiarenzhenshiyouyanwuzhu,ninkeshishibasuijiuboshibiyedetiancai!”
“erneigelumanman,woganggangzhaorenchaleyixia,tazaihuaerjiedejinglishiweizaode,shijishang,talianbenkebiyezhengdoumeinadao!”
wowanweiyixiao:“e?youyisi。”
jianwosihaomeiyourencuofuruandeyisi,lutaitaijile,tacongtaishangxiaosuibupaoxialai,shenshoulailachewo:“nikuairengecuo,nibahemanmandarenyoudaliang,yejiubugennijijiaole。”
“yihouniyaoxiangchikoubaofan,haidekaotamenni!”
woceshenbikaitaxianglawoshouwandeshou,wusuoweidisongsongjian:“neiwoningkebuchizheikoufan。”
taqidexiongfuqifu:“nizheihaizi!buzaiwoshenbianzhangdajiushimeijiaoyang,suinidebian,yihoubiekuzheqiuwomen!”
给我发八块八年终奖后,全家火葬场了