绿茶提款机觉醒后
《绿茶提款机觉醒后》 小说介绍
remenxiaoshuo《lvchatikuanjijuexinghou》shizuozheshaohuaqingxinchuangzuodeshideyibuhenhaokandexiaoshuo，zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshiguyaodusisi，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshikexie，suiranzheixieqian，woqueshifudeqi，danlaoniangbuqiantade，yebuxiangguantachoumaobing！wozizhutashixiangzuohaoshi，taqueshiweilisuodang……
《绿茶提款机觉醒后》 第1章 免费试读
dangwozaicizhengkaiyanjing，queshoudaolaizidusisideduanxin。
tafajiwoyitiaolvduanqundelianjie，haishuodeyizhengyancide——
“guyao，zheitiaoqunziwohenxihuan，xianzaibangwojiexiazhang，woyaochuanchuqugenxuzeyuehuide。”
wowangzheshoujipingmuzhenglezheng——
我这是……重生了？
wojiaoguyao，womenjiashizuoshengyide，zaitongxuezhongsuanshibijiaoyouqiandejiajing。
daxuegangkaishideshihou，worenshiletongxuejianmuqiandeshiyoudusisi。
dusisidejiajingfeichangbuhao，tajiashinongcunde，babachangnianzaiwaidagong，henduoniandoumeihuilai，haizaiwaimianyoulebiedenvrenhehaizi，tacongxiaogenzhemamabandaoxiaoxianchengbaitanxiangyiweiming。
xinshengbaodaoneitian，tachuanzhehenpojiubeixidaofabaideyifu，lianzhuangdongxidexinglixiangdoumeiyou，beizheyigeshepidaichuxianzaitongxuemianqian，beibufenbuhuaihaoyidetongxueancuocuodiyilunchaofeng。
wozheirenjiuhaodabaobuping，yushixiangdusisitichu，tadedaxuesinianyouwolaizizhu。
yuanbenwoyiweisuoweidezizhu，zhishifuzedusisidexuefeihemeigeyuederichangkaixiao，haorangtadejiatingjianqingfudan，yenengrangtadedaxueshenghuoguodehaoyidianer，danwowanwanmeixiangdao……
dusisitanxinbuzu，wozheishijizijirenlegegongzhuhuilai！
putongdezizhu，yuelaiyuemanzubuletadeweikou，takaishibutingdizhaojiekouxiangwosuoyaodongxi，wobuji，tajiugezhongdaijiezouyinyangguaiqidihuiwo，haidewozailaoshihetongxuemianqianshengminglangjie。
shangyishi，yinweixinliyalida，zaijiashangbeidusisijingshenpua，wohuanshangyanzhongdeyiyuzheng。
这一世……
wozhijiebatadeweixinhaolahei，zhudayigekuaidaozhanluanma，juebuweiquziji。
henkuai，dusisiyefaxianwobatalaheile，kaishidadianhuazhaowopofang——
“wozhishixiangrangnibangwomaitiaoqunzieryi，neitiaoqunziyoubugui，jiuwuwanduo，nishanggeyuecongguowaidingshuangxie，haiyaoshijiwanni！buhuizainixinli，wolianyishuangxiedouburuba？”
qianshideshihou，dusisijiuyouqishanzhangzhaojiekouxiangwosuoyaodongxi。
takanshangshenmejiuzhijiefalianjiejiwo，rangwobangtaqingzhangdandeyuqi，fangfo**fenfuxiaren。
qichuhaizhishijibaikuaidexie，ranhoujiushijiqiankuaidebao，daozuihou……
talianjiwanshijiwandezhangdandouganfajiwo，haimeimingqiyuezheidianqianduiwolaishuobusuanshenme。
kexie，suiranzheixieqian，woqueshifudeqi，danlaoniangbuqiantade，yebuxiangguantachoumaobing！
wozizhutashixiangzuohaoshi，taqueshiweilisuodangran，shenzhihaibaichuyifuwoqiantadetaidu。
neiwozhihaorangtaqingchudimingbai，daodisheicaishizhaizhulou。
woguyimeijietadedianhua，dusisijile，kaishifaduanxinxiangwofafeng——
“nizhiyuma？bujiujiwankuaidequnzi？shinishuoyaozizhuwode，zuobudaojiubiezhuangzheigebiok？nixianzaigaibuhuishifanhuileba？jiuyinweixuzexihuanderenshiwo，bushini？”
e，tabuti，wodouwangle。
qianshideshihou，woqueshishixihuanguoxuzede，haicengtoutougendusisitiqizheishier。
zhengzaiwoyouyuyaobuyaogenxuzebiaobaideshihou，dusisixiaoyinyindiwanzhexuzedegebo，laixiangwojieshaotadenanpengyou，shihou，mianduiwodezhiwen，tahaidayanbucandijieshishuo——
“woshihenqiong，danwoyeyouzhuiqiuxingfudequanliba？nixihuanxuze，wojiubunengxihuanma？”
laoshishuo，wojieyidehaizhenbushizheige。
zhenzhengrangwojuedeexindeshi，zaiwogaosutazijixihuanxuzezhiqian，tacongweizaiwomianqianbiaoxianguoduixuzedexihuan，jiusuantazhendexihuanxuzeba，yiwomendeguanxi，tayeyinggaizaodiangaosuwo，napagongpingjingzheng，naparangwofangshouzhufutamen，yebugaibawodangchengshaziyiyanghunong。
buguo，jiushigenanreneryi。
woshangyishimeigentajijiao，zhonglaiyishi，shenmemengdongdehaogan，qingsedeailian，doushifuyun。
woduixuze，yezaojiubuxihuanle。
womanyouyoudihuifuta：“woshangzhoubushigangjiniyitaoqunzima？”
dusisiyilianchuandeduanxinfaguolai，gezhepingmudounengganshoudaotadefennuhezuiying——
“qunzishinichuanguodeba？zainixinli，woyouzheimejianma？zhinengjiannibuyaodepolan？”
laoshishuo，neitaoqunzihaizhenbupo。
shiwoshengrijuhuideshihou，gugucongguowaijiwomaide，shihenguidepaizihuoni！
danbushiwoxihuandefengge，suoyiyejiushengrijuhuishangchuanleyici，jiumeizaichuanle。
我幽幽地回复说——
“neizheiyangba，jirannixianqi，nibuxihuan，neiwojibierenba。”
dusisishunjianhuangle，faleyilianchuandewenhaojiwo，haibutingdizhiwenwoshenmeyisi。
womeilihui，zhijieshoujiguanji，suibiantadefahui。
zhenhaoxiao，shouzizhudepinkunsheng，fandaoqizaiwotoushanglashile。
wohuaqianjizijizhaozuishou，youzheimefanjianma？
dangdusisizhaodaowodeshihou，wozhengzaitushuguankanshu。
tafangfomeikandaozhouweide‘anjing’tishipai，zhijiexiangwozhiwen——
“guyao，nishenmeyisi？juedingzizhuwo，shinizijitichulaide，dangchuwomeiyoubiniba？nicaizhewojizijili‘fujiaqianjin’‘renmeixinshan’derenshe，xianzaishixiangguohechaiqiao？”
zhouweidetongxueyinweitadeshengyinfenfenkanleguolai，haiduizhewomenzhizhidiandiande。
dusisideyanquandouhongle，xilexibizi，kaishigenwonianjing——
“wozhidao，wojialiqiong，nikanbuqiwo，wozainixinli，temeliangeqigaidouburu！nishiyouqianyoushideda**，suoyinengqingeryijudiyongqianjiantawodezizun，nixianzaiwangoulema？”
zhouweidetongxueyekaishiyilunqilai——
“guyaogendusisizenmeyounaoqilaile？zheidoudijicile？guyaoyetaiguofenle，suishuozizhurenjiadusisi，danyebunengzhangzheyouqianqifurena！zhengtianbarenjiadangxiaochouqigaiyiyangdafa。”
“renjiashiyouqianyoushideda**，bujiuxihuancaizhewomenzheixieqiongrenweile？laimanzuzijideyouyuegan？dusisiyezhenshikelian，suishuogenzheguyao，zhengtianchihaode，chuanhaode，beidilizhibudingbeirenjiazenmeqifuni！zhinengshuo，zheiniantou，xiangnaqian，jiuzhinengbeigongquxidangtiangoule！”
wozhenshixiexiezheixieren，ruguobushitamentixing，wodouchadianwanglezijishiyouqianda**le。
yiqianbeidusisipua，wobunengzaitamianqianbaikuo，zheiyanghuirangtaxinlizibei，wojitadedongxizuihaoshiquanxinde，buranjiushizaijiantatadezizun，zuihou，tashenzhixinaowo，rangwojuede，zijiyoudedongxi，dusisiyeyidingyaoyou，buranjiushikanbuqita，duitadehaoyeshiweishan。
kejibianruci，dusisiquehenhuiweizhuang，sanyanliangyu，jiunengrangdajiajuede，woduitabuhao，wozaijiantatadezunyan，wurutaderenge，woduitadehao，doushizaijizijimaihaolirenshe。
我可去它喵的吧！
woduishizhedusisideyanjing，wanqichunjiao，shuo——
“buhaoyisia，wobamakaishiguankongwodeshenghuofeile，suoyinifawodeneitiaoqunzi……”
woguyimiaoleyiyanzhouweideren，tiaogaoleshengyinshuo：“woxianzaizanshimaibuqi。”
tingdaozheijuhua，zhouweiderenquandoueranqilai。
bijingjuedewoyouqian，shitamenpubiandegongshi，dan……
yitiaolianwodoujuedegui，fubuqijiagedequnzi，nei……jiujingshiyouduogui？
yishijian，dajiadoubamuguangfangzaidusisideshenshang。
dusisiyoudianxinxule，danyouzuiyingqilai：“wozhishixiangyaoyitiaoqunzieryi，nizheimeyouqian，wobuxinliantiaoqunzidoumaibuqi，shinizijishuoyaozizhuwode，woyoumeiyoujingchangrangnimai。”
tingdaozheijuhua，woxiaole。
meiyoujingchangdeyisi，shimeiyoutiantianma？
wokeshiqingchudijide，zaitafawoqunzilianjiedeliangtianqian，wogangjitamaileyitaidiannao。
shitacanxixidishuo，zijidiannaohuaile，xiangyaogexinde。
woyiweitashiweilexuexifangbian，dingduomaigexuexiben，budaoyiwankuaiqianjiunenggaoding，suoyirangtakanhaolebalianjiefawo，jieguozheijiemeiyemeikeqi，zhijiejiwofalegejiwankuaidepeizhi。
wozhuangzuokuijiudeyangzishuo：“zhenshiduibuqi，shichuturan，wofumuneibianzhendekaishiguankongwodeshenghuofeile，yaobuzheiyangba，neitiaoqunzi，nirangzanmentongxuejizijinimai，zenmeyang？”
wozaojiukanchulaile，zheixietongxueyeshizhanzheshuohuabuyaotengde，yiqiandusisihuadeshiwodeqian，tamenjiujuedelisuodangrande，kanrenaobuxianshida，xianzailundaozijishenshang，dangranhuiroutong。
wohaiteyidiqiangdiaoshuo——
“yejiuwuwankuaidequnzi，zanmenbanwushigeren，meirencouyiqian，jiunengmaixialaile。”
zheihuayichulai，guoranzhouweidetongxuedouzhale——
“shenme？wuwankuaidequnzi？jiadeba！wozijilianwuqiankuaideyifudoumeiyou！”
haiyourenkuxiaozheshuo：“wobamameigeyuezhijiwoliangqiankuaideshenghuofei，wokemeiqianjidusisijizimaizheizhongshechipin，huashuo，dusisibushipinkunshengma？zenmemaizheimeguidedongxi？”
yijingyoutongxueduizhedusisipingtoulunzudishuo：“nikantashenshangdedongxi，nagebushipinpai？yiqianwohaiyiweishiguyaochuanshengxiabuyaosongjitade，yuanlaishirangguyaomaijitadeya！”
“maye，zheipinkunshengdangdeyetaixingfuleba？wenwenguyaohaiquebuquezizhuduixiang，wojueduiburangtamaishechipin，meigeyuejiwojibaikuaidelinghuaqian，rangwojiantabuyaodepolanjiuxing。”
jiandusisidefengpingzhuanxiang，wobudongshengsediqiaoqichun。
wonachushouji，zhaochudusisigangcaijiwofadeduanxin，yilianweiqudishuo——
“wozizhunizheimezhangshijian，buqiuniganen，zonggaiyoudianqingfenba？”
“jiuyinweiwobujinimailvdequnzi，nijiufaduanxinmawo？kezhenshirangrenhanxin。”
zaikaisidusisizhiqian，wozhijiebatamawodeduanxinjietu，fadaotongxuequnli。
qunlidetongxue，genxianchangweiguanderenyiqizhale——
“wodetian，zheishenme？zheibuhuishidusisiba？zenmezheimeshuohua？”
“tayiqianbuzongshuoguyaokanbuqita，qifuta，tazheiyoushizaiganshenme？”
xianchangdetongxueyinweidezhidusisizhaowoyaojiazhiwuwandequnzi，xiaoguojiugengmingxianle——
“buzhidaode，haiyiweishidusisizaizizhuguyao，zenmezheimegenzijideenrenshuohuaa？”
“guyaozheiqianjinda**zenmedangde？wozhendeyaoshengqile！huanzuoshiwo，huazheimeduoqianzaidusisishenshang，tahaiganzheimegenwoshuohua，laoniangzhijiesileta！baiyanlangzhengouexinde！”
jiandajiaduizhezijizhizhidiandian，dusisiyoudianhaipale。
talikeshouliangangcaiyizhengyancizhaowoyaodongxidetaidu，weiweiququdijieshishuo：“wo……duibuqi，guyao，wogangcaishitaizhejile，suoyiduinishuohuadeyuqizhongledian。”
“wodoushuolema，woyaogenxuzechuquyuehui，zheitiaoqunziduiwolaishuohenzhongyao。”
taxilexibizi，gunongzhebaoyuanshuo：“nibuxiangmaibumaijiushile，wozhidaonixihuanxuze，jiusuannikanbuguanwomenzaiyiqi，yemeibiyaobianzijimaibuqidehuangyanlaiqipiandajiaba？”
jiantaxiangbayulunfengxiangzhuandao‘wozaiyinweixuzechicujiduta’shang，wolikeshuo——
“buhaoyisi，woduinidenanpengyou，meiyourenhexiangfa，jirannitidaolexuze……”
wonachushouji，zhijiezaiqunliaitexuze，shuo：“neijiurangxuzeyechulaipingpinglibei！”
xuzebeiwoaitechulaiyihou，quemeiyouzaiqunlilutou，ershisidixiajiwofaxiaoxi——
“guyao，wozhidaosisiyoushihouzuoshishiyoudianwenti，dantayeshishoudaoyuanshengjiatingdeyingxiang，caihuibianchengzheiyangde，tajiushitaizaihu，suoyitaihuandehuanshile，nizuoweipengyou，youdayingyaozizhuta，jiubunengtiliangta，naixiaxinlaizhengquediyindaota，feiyaozaiqunlipuguangshanghaitama？”
我直接：“……”
wofanwen：“nizainaer？yaobulaitushuguanyitang？”
woshixinshenggangkaixuemeiduojiuxihuandexuze。
dangshitashiwomenbandebanzhang，wocongxiaoshentibutaihao，canjiajunxundeshihou，bushenhundaole，shitayilubeizhewopaodaoxiaoyishi，houmianyeduiwotebiezhaogu，rangwojianjiandishengqilehaogan。
zhinengshuo，xuzequeshishigehaoren，danyoudianshengfuguotoule。
qianshideshihou，wojiushiyinweifangbuxiaduitadeganqing，tayouduocixiangwoqiuqing，rangwoduorenrendusisi，wocaimeiyougendusisijijiao，jiechuantadezhenshizuiliande，zheiyishi……
shengfudaodebangjiazijiba，fanzhengwoshibufengpeile。
xuzegandaoxianchangdeshihou，wobadusisikanzhongdeneitiaoqunzilianjiefajileta——
“qiaoqiao，ninvpengyouduoaini，weilegenniyuehui，maizheimeguidequnzi，nizuoweinanpengyou，haoyisirangnvpengyoufukuanma？woyaoshini，jiujinvpengyoumaixialai，fanzhengyeshichuanjinikande！”
xuzegangazhule，tasuiranjiajingbucuo，danzhinengsuanzhongdengshuiping。
tayigeyuedeshenghuofeidoumeishangwanni，rangtamaiyitiaowuwandequnzi，majiandadiejianmaxilie。
taliansenankandikanleyandusisi，quanweideshengyinshuo：“sisi，zanmenxianzaihaishixueshengni，youqinidejiajingbutaihao，yinggaishengzhedianerhuaqian，zheizhongmingpai，zanmenzenmemaideqi？”
dusisihenhendikanlewoyiyan，dandangzhexuzedemian，youbuganshuoxieshenme。
tazhineng‘guaiqiaowenrou’dixiaolexiao，shuo：“hao，wodoutingnide。”
dusisizhuanxiangwo，yanshenzhongshenkezhehenyi，danzuishangquetiandexiangshimolemier：“guyao，gangcaishiwobudui，nigaibuhuiweilezheidianxiaoshigenwojijiaoba？woyihoubuhuizheiyangle。”
he，tongyangdeshi，qianshiyebushimeifashengguo。
woyinweidusisizuodetaiguofen，buxiangdangyuandatou，jicitichurangtashouliandian，dusisiqueshigenwodaoqianle，yequeshigenwobaozhengle，danguobuleduojiu，tayouhuifalianjiehezhangdanjiwo。
qichuzhishijibaikuaishitan，ranhoushijiqiankuaikaoyan，zairanhou，youshidengbizishanglian。
woxiaomimidihuiyingshuo：“dangranbuhuia。”
“只是……”
wodunledun，yiweishenzhangdishuo：“kannixianzaidexiaofeizhuangtai，yinggaiyeshibuqueqiande。”
“suoyi，woxiangbazizhuduixianghuanchengbieren，qubanggengduoyouxuyaoderen，nibuhuijieyiba？”