林尾月付清徐
《林尾月付清徐》 小说介绍
《linweiyuefuqingxu》shixiaobianzuijinrukengdeyibujiazuo，wenlishejidaodeguanjianrenwufenbiewei guyiersiyi，zuozhe“tuyangxiansen”shihenduowangyouxihuandedashenjibiezuozhe，dadachuangzuodeneirongzhidexixipindu： siyibaibaishou：“haole，rendiyicidangkedaibiao，wochinalidedouyiyang。” ergenggandongtiling：“yige，nirenjiushitaihaole！fanqiekouweihaishijiaoyankouwei……
《林尾月付清徐》 第3章 捧哏式演讲 免费试读
开学典礼已经过半。
“tongxuemen，jiexialairangwomenhuanyingbenjiexinshengdaibiaofayanren，siyi……e？”
jiaodaozhurennianzhedayingao，yishijuedeqiguai。
taishangdejiaodaozhurenlengzhuyuandi，taixiachuanzhexishixiaofudexinshengmenlimadapolejijing，kaishijijizhazhadezaixiamiantaolunleqilai。
“jinnianshizhongkaozhuangyuanshiyoulianggeba？”
“shia，yinggaishixianhoushangtaiba。”
jiaodaozhurenqingkeyisheng，zuzhiletongxuemenjixubufuzerendecaixiang：“tongxuemenjingyixia，jiexialairangwomenhuanyingbenjiexinshengdaibiaofayanren，siyitongxueheguyiertongxueshangtaifabiaoxinshengzhici，dajiazhangshenghuanying。”
xinshengmenzaozaikaixuediyitianjiuzaixuexiaogonggaolanshangjianguozheiliangweidezhaopian，qinghesizhongjinnianyixiazizhaolelianggeshizhuangyuan，babudezhaogaotianxia，ziranyaofangzaizuixianyandedifang。
wangnianzongshiyizhiduxiudediyimingneiyikuangli，jinniansailelianggerenjinqu。
errenchuanzhegezixuexiaodexiaofu，duizhejingtouqianxiao，hongdidezhaopianbeijing，aideyoujin。
像结婚照。
shijisuidegaozhongsheng，meichiguozhurou，danshiyikanjianzhumaojiuxingfendebuxing。
taixiayishizezeshengsiqi，wangnianlaicongweiyouguoxinshengdaibiaotongshiliangweiyiqishangtaifayande。
youlaoshilingwainashanglaiyigelishidemaikefeng，zheishizhenyaolianggerenyiqifayanle。
litangzhongxinhuifulejijing，yangshengqilichuanlailepixiedadacaizaimuzhidibanshangdeshengyin。
congyiceweimuzhongshouxianchuchangdeshiyishuangnanshipixie。
台下发出一阵惊呼。
shiwusuidenansheng，gezitingba，shencaiqingshou，heisexifubaisechenshan，junxiuzhiqi。
tashuzhechengshudebeitou，meiyanjingzhi，bochunweigou。
shiyingcaidesiyi，jinniandeshizhongkaozhuangyuanzhiyi。
siyizaozaizhongkaoqian，mingqijiubuxiao，chuzhongdeshihoucanjiagezhongxuekejingsai，jiazhangmentanlunqijinniandeshidiyi，duobanxiangdaodejiushita。
dengsiyizhanzaiqizhongyigemaikefengmianqian，tachaozijichuchangdelingyibianwutaicebiankanqu。
sheiyemeiyoufaxian，tachunjiaobiansiyousiwudexiaoyiyijinghunranxiaoshile。
denglingyiweidelushanzhenmianmuchedixianluchulaihou，taixianeibangzishisiwusuidegaoyixinshengmenlianshangdebiaoqingbiandefeichangshenyi。
meizichuanzhetongyangdeheisexifu，zhibuguoxiabanshenchuanzhenvshengkuandegeziduanqun，neishuangxiaopixiechendetadeshuangtuiruyingyingnenyu，baixiguanghua。
tashuzhegaomawei，kongqiliuhaiyinweishineizhongyangkongdiaokaidedi，qingqingfudongzhe。
hualedianzhuang，yingchun**，shangchunchuneiyiketeyoudechunzhu，xiangshichuzhihongdouyiyang，jiaoyandongren。
zuozaiqianmiandetongxuemenkandezhenzhenqieqie。
yiqianzongshuoshangdiguanleshanmenjiuhuikaiyishanchuang，zheilianggerenpashishuangkaidamenchangkaiwaidaichuangkoushangdoumeizhuangboli。
“kanzhenrenganjuebikanzhaopiangengyoucpgan……”
“woyejuede……woshibushizaikanxiaoyuanyanqingjua……”
siyishaoshaocoujinlemaikefeng，shaonianyinhaiweiquanrantunqu，qingyangshuanglang。
“zunjingdegeweilaoshi，qinaidegeweitongxue，dajiashangwuhao，woshibenjiegaoyixinshengdaibiao，siyi。”
huanguyierfayan，yindiaojiaogao，qingcuiyouyang。
“woshigaoyixinshengdaibiao，guyier。”
……haosaodecaozuo，hainengzheiyangdeme，yirenyiju。
“youshiyinianjiuyuededaolai，womenhuaizheyukuaidexinqing，tazheqingsongdejiaobu，zaizheigejiuyue，yinglailezijidegaozhongshengya。”
shuowanzheijuhuahou，siyituihouyixiaobu。
guyierjiehua：“womengaobielechuzhongmuxiao，laidaoleqinghesizhong，yujianlexindelaoshi，xindetongxue。”
ranhouguyiertuihou，siyizaishangqian。
“zaici，womenjiangzaizheili，duguorenshengzhongzuibaoguidesannianshiguang！”
liangweishizhuangyuanyuwenxuedeyinggaidoubucuo，putonghuabiaozhun，yuqiyiyangduncuo，baohanganqing。
“噗——”
taixiayebuzhidaoshisheixianxiaolechulai，jiezheyirenxiaobairenxiao，dajiadoukaishixiaole。
lianggerenzhanzailishimaikefengqian，yirenyiju，sheiyebuqiangsheidehua。
haoxiangchunwanzhuchirenduitaiben，youyoudianxiangshuoxiangshengpenggen。
“jinriwoyisizhongweiao，mingrisizhongyiwoweirong！”
lianggerentongshiduizhemaikefengshuochulezheimeyijuzhuangyandeshiyan，jiuchameishouqianshouxinlianxinchanghuanghesongle。
“好！”
leimingbandezhangshengbaofa，shenzhiyouxueshengchuiqilekoushao，taixiafanyingrelie，yanjiangdahuochenggong。
xiaozhanghanlei，yiwangzheigeshihoutaixiadexueshengmenkencongshuimengzhongjingxinggugezhangyisiyixiajiuhenbucuole，meixiangdaojinnianzheizhongchuangxinxingyanjiangfangshijuranyiwaidechenggong。
xiwangxiayijieyechulianggeshizhuangyuan。
kaixuedianlijieshuhou，sizhongdetieba，dangtianchuxianleyigejiajingtie。
“jinniandegaoyixinshengyaonitian，laipinpinxinshengdaibiaodeyanzhi”
zhuloushiyizhanggaoqingtupian，chuanzhexiaofudelianggerenzhanzaimaikefengqiankankanerlun，jushoutouzujian，zixinyaoyan。
“yinqiqiangliebushi，chutiele”
“zheilianggejiushijinnianzhongkaodeshuanghuangdanzhuangyuan？”
“yi？woxuedi，woyiweitahuichuguodushulaizhe==”
“nimendouzhirenshinanshengma？zheilianggeyigeyingcaide，yigeyonghuade，doushizibenzhuyijieji”
“hui105lou，meizigenwotongxiao，jingsaicanjiadeshao，suoyirenshitadedoushibenxiaobiyede”
也有不冷静的回帖：
“**哪个班的！”
“qingwenzheishinabenshenxianyanqingxiaoshuo！qiushuming！”
“zheiduicpwokebao！qingtamenwubizaogelian！”
“kanletamen，zaikankanwoziji，renjianbuzhide”
“aaaawohaochizheigenanshengdeyana！”
weiqiqitiandeduanzanjunxunhou，jinjiezhejiushisizhongchuantong，fenbankaoshi。
genjunianjipaimingxuanchunianjideqianwushimingjinrujianziban，xiangshoudiyujidexuexidaiyu，xiangguoneidingjian985mingxiaochongci。
yuqitaputongbanjiyiyueyikaodeguanlibutong，jianzibanbanyueyikao，yuekaoshijuanyounianjizhurendanduchuti，yidanpaimingluochachaoguojianzibanpingjunshuiping，jikebeidaruputongban。
tongxuemenduijianzibanshiyouxiangwangyouhaipa。
fenbankaoshichengjichulaineitian，guyiershinianjidiyi。
zhikaoyushuyingsanmen，guyierdeshuxuechasiyishifen，danshiyuwenheyingyudoubisiyigaoleqibafen，suoyitadezongchengjishizuigaode。
tayuanlaijunxunneigebandetongzhuolinweiyueshinianjidisan，yincihaishigentayigeban。
“yier，jiushizheilile。”
linweiyueqianzhetadeshouzhanzaijiaoshimenkou。
lianggerenzoujinjiaoshi，yuanbenhaicaozadejiaoshiyixiazijiuanjinglexialai。
a，zheijiushinianyalesiyi，zuoshangnianjidiyidebaozuodemeizia。
chuanzhelanbaisexiaofudelianggenvsheng，yigaoyiai，zhangdedoutingdaijing。
yigezhangdejingzhi，yigezhangdekeai，shifenggewanquanbuyiyangdexiaomeiren。
guyieryanjingyizhuan，yuqijiaoqiao：“dajiahaoa。”
zhongrenyinghe，linweiyuelalelaguyierdeyixiu：“yier，neieryoulianggezuowei。”
kongzhedelianggezuoweipangbiandouyijingzuomanleren，guyieryiyanjiukandaolekongweizhihoumianpazaizhuoshangwanshoujidesiyi。
siyidoulandetaiyankanta，pazaizhuoshangyixinwanzhezijideshouji。
dengguyierzoudaozuoweipangbianle，caifaxiansiyizhanlehenkuandedifang，zhuoziwangqiannuoderangtagenbenjiuzuobuxia。
taqiaoleqiaosiyidezhuozi，meifanying。
youqiaoleliangxia，haishimeifanying。
linweiyuesesesuosuodejiaoleshengsiyidemingzi，siyilanlandetailetaiyan，kanleyantamenerren。
“哟，好巧啊。”
ranhoujiujixubalianggenvshengdangchengshitoumingren，zhuanxinwanshoujile。
linweiyuexiaoshengshuodao：“yaobuwomenzhaogebiededifangzuoba？”
guyierweiweiyixiao：“jiuzuozheili。”
linweiyuehaixiangshuoshenme，zhikanjianguyierhuodonghuodonglejingu，shouzhibeibaidepapaxiang，suihoutayishouchengzhulesiyikezhuodeyibian。
用力一推。
“砰——”
siyicuoshoubuji，shenzibeizhuozituidewanghouqingxie，tajimangzhuazhuzhuozi，danyizicishijiaoduyijingpianpo，padeyisheng，lianyizidai**daozailedishang。
“……”
caozadebanshangdunshianjingruji。
qianjitianzaitiebadaredezhuangyuancp，miaobai。
guorantonghualidoushipianrende。
nianjidiyimengruhu，nianjidiershitiaogou。
chuanwenzhongzheilianggerenkaixuedianlineitianqijiubuhe，xianzaikanlaishizhende。
siyizuozaidishang，yilianmeng，buganxiangxinganggangfashengleshenme，zhishi**weizhuishangdetongchutixingzhetaganggangqueshishiyi**zuozailedishang。
“yige，nimeishiba！”yourenlianmangguolaifuta。
siyimengdiyishuaishou，daidaoleweizhui，chezhezuijiaohoudao：“biepengwo！”
guyierjiangshubaofangzaizhuoshang，chaotashenchuleshou。
yuyanguanqie，biaoqingdanyou：“duibuqi，wobushiguyide。”
nitaniangdenibaifenzhiyiwanshiguyide！
“woyemeixiangdaonizheimepang，yigerenyaozhanliangkuaizhuan，weilejilinijianfei，nijiumianqiangjizhezuozuoba。”guyierxiaodehenshiqinqie，sihaomeiyoukanbuqitadeyangzi。
kanzhemianqianrouruanwugudeqingcongnenshou，siyidihengleyisheng，zijifuzheyaozhanleqilai。
nanrendezunyan，jiushijishi**shuaitengle，yeyaozijipaqilai。