《别惹我,我真是反派》 小说介绍
zaiyesiyidebixia,chiyueqiunanchengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie,xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu,daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong。“nibushishuozaitamenshenshang?”chiyuemaitui,dangzailesuniandemianqian,manbujingxindetaiyan,yanzhongjinshidanmo。buyouderangsunianhuaiyi,xiayimiaoyanqianderen……jiangrangniyubabuneng,yinfaneixindeshensi。
《别惹我,我真是反派》 第2章 法盲一个,还是个疯子 免费试读
qiunanmengdizhengkaichiyuedejingu,houtuilejibu,lakaileliangrenzhijiandejuli:“niguoranyoubing!”
talianshanghaipadebiaoqinghenhaodequyuelechiyue,kanzheluohuangertaoderen,tayouxiexingzhiquequedeyaoleyaotou:“zheijiupaole?meiyisi。”
jixuzuozaitiantaibiankanzhefengjing,chiyueditoukanlekanzijideshoubiao:“xitong,shenmeshihoukaishirenwu?”
chengshiyipianxianghe,xiaoneidelvhuazuodehenhao,huatanlimiandehuadoukaidehenxianyan。
充满生气。
chiyuekanzheyoudianbushunyan。
【现在。】
xitonghuayingangluo,yuanbenningjingdechengshikuangfengdazuo,mingmingshibaitian,cishitiankongquezhujianbiandehunhuang,nongwuxijuanzhenggechengshi。
caochangshangchuanlaidejianjiaoqingxidechuandaolechiyuedeerzhong。
“neishishenme!weishenmeyouchushou!”
“a!yourenbeisichengliangbanle!sirenle!”
“kuaipaoa!youguaiwu!”
chiyueroulerouerduo:“dajingxiaoguaide。”
kanlekanzhouwei,luchuyouxiebumandeshense:“huashuozheishangmiandoumeiyougunzima?”
chiyuezhuantou,zailoutiguaijiaochukanjianleyigesaozhou,yijiaoxiaqucaiduangunzi,suihouduizhecaochangshangdedongxibilebichicun
“kanzheyinggaihaixing。”gunzizaichiyuedeshoushangzhuanleliangquan,talaidaotiantaibianyuan,neixinhaowubolandekanzhecaochangshangxuexingdechangmian
“daodishigeshenmedongxi,zhangdezheimechou,haiyouchushou。”chiyuewailewaitou,jixutucaodao:“jingranhaiyoutui,zhendehaochou,renbulele......”
tadeyanseyian:“julichabuduole。”
xitong:【diyigeshijiekaiqi,dangqianrenwu,jishachushouguai】
“haiyongnitixing?”chiyuebunaifandeyongshetoudingledinglianjia。
xitonghaipadedalegehanzhan,youyudewendao:【suzhukeyijiejuema?】
xitong:【yaoshisuzhujiejuebule,keyishiyongdaoju--】
chiyuehulvexitongdehua,zongshenyiyue。zuijiaoyinweixingfenweiweishangyang,shouzhiyinweiwozhegunzitaiguoyonglierzhijianfanbai
xitongjianzhikuaiyaocongchiyuededanaolimianchongchulai,jixiedeshengyindoudaizheyidianhuangluan:【suzhu,zheishiwulou!】
zhanchoudeyetijiandaochiyuedelianshang,tasongkaishou,congguaiwushenshangtiaolexialai
gangcaihaizaichiyueshoushangdegunzi,cikejiangmianqiandeguaiwutonglegeduichuan,jiangtasisidedingzaidishang
chiyuewailewaitou,querenyanqiandedongxiyijingsile:“meijing,yigunzijiusile,nandaotamenderuodianshidanao?”
“yifugengzangle,sheixia?”chiyuekunaodeditoukanlekanziji,youdianxianqi。
不干净,想杀。
xitong:【suzhu,suzhu?】
chiyue:“wonengtingjian,youpijiufang。”
xitongjianchiyuemeishi,songleyikouqi:【suzhuyijingwanchengrenwu,jiexialaixuyaozixinglikai。】
chiyuetiaomei,neiyishuanghaokandeyanjingcishizhengxiaoyiyingyingdekanzhebuyuanchuderen:“jishenme?”
“suyu?”qiunankanlekanyipangdeguaiwu,youbukesiyidekanzhepangbianyilianqingsongdechiyue:“nishaleneigeguaiwu?”
chiyuezhuantou,kanjianlezhengyiliankongjudeqiunan
“haimeiyou,danshihenkuaile。”taluchuyigexiao,kanqilaishifenwugu。
danshishoushangdedongzuobingbuxiandetashigeshenmeyebudongdeshaonv。
xitongmeiyoufanyingguolaideshihou,qiunanyijingwuzhezhengzaiwangwailiuxuedebozidaolexiaqu,zuijiaozhandouleliangxia,zuihouzaiyeshuobuchuyigezi
迟玥歪头笑了
“guaiwuxianzaicaibeiwoshadiaoni。”chiyueluchuyigetiantiandexiao。
【警告!警告!】
naohaizhongdejinggaolingshengchaodechiyuetouteng,yizhishouroulerouzijidebozi,bunaifandekaikou:“chaosile,banidejinggaojiwoguanle!”
【jinggaosuzhu,nizaixiaoshuoshijieshanzigenggaitarenmingyunguiji,jianghuishoudaoshangtingdeshenpande!】
“a?”chiyueluchuyigehaipadebiaoqing:“zhendema?”
【bingfeizaihenikaiwanxiao。】xitongyiweichiyuezhendehaipale,yansudehuida。
“hahahahahahahahahahahawohaopaa。”chiyuezuishangshuozhehaopa,danshilianshangquedaizheyigetiaoxinshizudexiao:“neizenmebana?jinianqiannitongshiyeshizheimehewoshuode,nizhidaotadejieguoshishenmema?”
【......】xitongmeiyoufanyingguolaichiyuedebianlian,jiutingjianchiyueweixiezhejixushuodao:
“tadezhujibeiwozalegexibalan,lianshangtingzuihaodejixieshidoumeifajiangtafuzhichulai。”chiyuewaitou:“nixiangshishima?”
系统:【……】
疯子。
jiusuanshixitongjiangzheigeqingkuangbaojishangting,chiyuegujiyedexiangjinyiqiebanfajitazhengbaofei,bijingjinianqianfashengdeshijianbushikaiwanxiaode。
gaisi,tazenmejiujieshoulezheimemafandesuzhu。
famangyige,haishigefengzi。
xitongbuhuida,chiyuemanyidediandiantou:“zheicaitinghua。”
chiyuebuqukandishangdeshiti,zhuanshenchaozhexiaomenkoudefangxiangzouqu。
“kanqilaizhipaochulaileyige?”chiyuezuokankanyoukankan,ruodadexuexiaomeijigeren。
系统:【不是。】
chiyue:“neixuexiaoyetaianjingle。”
“......”chiyueshixiantingzaiyuanchu,tanlekouqi:“yuanlaiwocaishijingdizhiwa。”
xitong:【......】
zheigeciyekeyizheimeyong?
congxiaoneidetiezhalankanqu,jieshangdoushibeiganranlederenlei,tamenhuxiangsiyaozhe,huowudexueyeyuqixizuinengcijitamendeweilei
haizaizhengzhaderenjianjiaozhe,kuhanzhe,chiyueyouxiefanzaoderoulerouzijideerduo
chiyue:“kanlaihaishiyaozhaogewuqi。”
“我看看道具。”
xitong:【youmianshangyaoshuihaiyouyibadao,suzhuninxuyaonayige。】
【yinweishigangjinrushijie,suoyibujijifen。】
beiweixiezhihoudexitonggewaideyinqin,chiyuejuedeyoudianhaoxiao,aiyuxianzaidechujinghaishimeixiaochulai。
chiyueguanbikongjian,youxiexianqidekaikou:“suanle,kanzhedoumeishayongchu。”
“haishigunziguanyong。”chiyuecongdishangjianqibaoandiaoxialaidejinggun,zaishoushangshuaileshuai。
bushaodeganranzhewenjianzheibiandexuexingwei,niudongzheqiguaideshentichaozhezheibiannuodong。
chiyuehuodongleyixiashouwan,liezuixiaole:“xianzaicaisuanshireshenni。”
别惹我,我真是反派