《为嫁豪门,室友狂吃韭菜不洗澡》 小说介绍
《weijiahaomen,shiyoukuangchijiucaibuxizao》quanwenmeiyoutuonidaishui,yemeiyoulansutaodeganqingxian,henzhidekandeyibuyanqingxiaoshuo。xiaoqinwangmulantianshigaishudezhujiao,xiaoshuojingxuan:di1zhangshiyoumeitianzhichijiucai,fujiucaizhimianmo,lianggeyueshuayiciya,sangeyuexiyicizaohehuanneiwaiyiwuwazi。tamashuo,zheiyangcainengbiancheng“lvmeiren”,ta....
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第1章
shiyoumeitianzhichijiucai,fujiucaizhimianmo,lianggeyueshuayiciya,sangeyuexiyicizaohehuanneiwaiyiwuwazi。
tamashuo,zheiyangcainengbiancheng“lvmeiren”,tadefuhaoweihunfucaixihuan。
jigeyuexialai,shiyoubujinchouqichongtian,haitiruoduobing,yingfengjiudao。
woshuotashiyingyangbuliang,haoxinzhunbeihunsudapeidefancaijita。
ketayinweietaijiu,fafengsidekuangchi,daozhibeiweihunfutuihun。
zhuantougenfumushuoshiwoxianhai,suoshitafumujiangwosuojinbingju,huohuodongsi。
mianduijingchahejizhe,shiyouqueshuoshiwoxiangyaotoutadongxichi,caihuifashengyiwai。
beidiliqueduiwodeshitiquandajiaoti:“**,haiwocuoshihaomen,zheijiushibaoying!”
zaizhengkaiyan,wohuidaojitadacaizheitian。
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xiaoqinjiawunianqiannongcunfangzidixiafaxiankuangchan,yixiazichaiqianchenglexiaobaofahu。
houlaitabamapanshanglekuangchandahengdeguanxi,shuokuanglaobanhetajiadingxialehunyue。
zhiyaoxiaoqinnengbianchengkuanglaobanerziwangmusuozhongaide“lvmeiren”,jiunengjiaruhaomen。
xiaoqinbamabapanfuhaomenkandebiminghaizhongyao,kaishiquanmiantouruxiaoqinde“bianshenjihua”。
erxiangyaobianchengsuowei“lvmeiren”,bixumeitianzhichijiucai,fujiucaizhimianmo。
bingqielianggeyuecainengshuayiciya,sangeyuecainengxiyicizaohehuanneiwaiyiwuwazi。
jibianruci,xiaoqinyewanquanjieshou,nulishixianhaomenmeng。
xiaoqingangchileyigexingqi,tabamajiushoubulele,chadianbeixunchufeiyan。
xinghaosangeyuehou,wangmutichulingyigetiaojian,taxiangyaoquyigenengchikudenvren,suoyiyaoxiaoqinqugongchangyixianrenzhengongzuoliangnian。
tabamaganjinjiangtasongjinchangli,pengqiaohewozaiyigesushe。
wokantabujinjiuqichongtian,hairongyishengbing,jingchangpifawuli,liangtuigenmiantiaoside,ruanmianmian。
zheibujiushiyingyangbuliangma!
wohaoxinqushitangmaixiemifanhongshaorouqingcaijitachi,zheicaijingshendian。
houlaixiaoqinbeiwangmuchuaile,haomenmengsui。
“douguaiwonei**shiyoulantian,dongbudongmairou,bizhewochi,haiwochengbule‘lvmeiren’。”
“tajiushijiduwo,zijijiabujinhaomen,jiuhuilewo,wuwu......”
xiaoqinbamanubukee,jiangwotuodaotajia,dudayidun。
wode**hexiongbu,beixiaoqinyongjiantougaogenxiechuailan。
tayibiandayibianma:“sheirangnijiwomairou?banitilan,kannihaizenmejiduwo?”
wobeisanrendadexueroumohu,xiangsigouyiyang。
ranhoutamenbawosaijinbingju,mensuosi。
wojinquqian,zhengzhaleyizhen,badianyuanbale。
danxiaoqinbamazouhou,wogezhebolimen,kandaoxiaoqinhuaixiaozhechashangdianyuan,haiduiwotulekoutan。
我被活活冻死。
wobamanshijiezhaowo,quebeixiaoqinsuanji。
tazhongshuyundao,wobahaoxinbatanuodaoyinliangchu。
tazhengyanyikanshiwoba,fafengsidechediaozijiyifuhewobakuzi,ranhoupaochuyinliang,daojiankongxiamian,zhuangzuozijibeiwoba**deyangzi。
shipinchuandaowangshang,wobalimabeiwangbao,beimacheng“**fan”、“laosepi”、“liumanglan”dengdeng。
tadechangziyebeipoheiqi,lahengfu,rengzhuankuai,diudabian,kehuquanpao,yuangongyebukanqirao,fenfenlizhi。
changzihenkuaidaole,lanzaineili。
wobaxingmanshifanghou,jieshoubulewodesixunhesizhuang,congchangfangzuigaochutiaoxialai,zishale。
erxiaoqinmianduijingchahejizhe,kukutitiweiqudeyangzi。
“shilantianxiangyaotouwodongxichi,caihuifashengyiwaide。”
kebeidili,taduiwoshitiquandajiaoti:“chou**,nihaiwocuoshihaomen,zheijiushibaoying!”
tabamazeshuo:“neizhong**hetaba,benlaijiugaisi,womenyesuanshiweiminchuhaile!”
zuihou,xiaoqinfumupanxing,danxiaoqintaotuozuize,nazhewoba“**weisui”debuchangkuan,xiaoyaoshenghuo。
wozhengyanzhongsheng,xiangdaoxiaoqinyijiazisiedudezuilian,jiuhendeyayangyang。
zheiyishi,woyaorangnimenyijiahaohaoganshoubaoying。
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“yifenmifan,yifenhongshaorou,yifenqingcaixianggushiba?40。”
shitangayihuayingangluo,jiuchuanlai“bi”yisheng,woshoushangdefankajuranshuachuqule。
suanle,neijiumaihuiquchanchannei**,shunbian...haha...
woliudaohouchu,shunlebacaidao,yinweijintianyou“guike”yaolai。
“lantian,haoxianga!”xiaoqinzaojiuzaisushemenkoudengzhele,yanzhuzichadianbengjinwaimaihe。
“keshi...wohaishipachilejiubianbucheng‘lvmeiren’le...”
“wangmutazhixihuan‘lvmeiren’,wobamayaoshizhidaowochileqitashiwu,huidasiwode!”
......
“buguonibushuowobushuo,tamenjiubuhuizhidao,duiba?”tachalichaqidishuo。
woyibaduoguotashouzhongdekuaizi,maliudijiaqiyikuaihongshaorou。
“wojuedeshushuayishuodedui,nihaishichijiucaiba,bijingjiaruhaomencaizuizhongyao。”
“zheizhongchangbianrenjianbaiweideku,haishirangwolaishouba!”
woshuozhe,“siliu”yishengbarouxijinzuili,miyanjujiao,zhenmeiwei。
xiaoqinchandekuangyanliangxiakoushui,fangfomeiyisirouxiangdouxiangyibagouzi,jiangtayanzhu、zhengzhangliansisigouguolai。
wojianzhuang“pa”dibatawanghouda,buranhalazijiuyaodidaoworouwanlile。
“lantian,wokaolvleyixia,jirannidoumaihuilaile,wohaishiyaojinimianzide,buguowozhichiliangkoue!”
tapobujidainaqikuaizi,zhunbeishenjinwanli。
“xiaoqin,nigepeiqianpeizi,nichishenmeni?”
turan,menkoujingleibanyishengjuhe,xiaoqintoudoumeizhuan,jiubeihedeliansecanbai,tanruanzaishenhouchuangshang。
yuanlaishitazaishuxibuguodebama。
shangyishitabamazhuangpowomairoujixiaoqinchi,bawodadepikairouzhan,zhulelianggexingqiyuan。
tajiabujinmeifuyifenqianyiyaofei,xiaoqinshenzhiyijuguanxindoumeiyou,haiyilianwusuowei。
“lantiannixiacihaishijilingdianba,nengbunengganzaiwobamalaideshihou,haidewodoubeimale!”
zheiyishi,wozaoyouzhunbei。
menkoulianggekuankuodeshenying,youruliangzhiheixiong,cizuiliaoyazoujinlai。
xiaoqinmayijiaochuaifanzhuozi,fancaisaleyidi。
“sheirangnichirouchifande?”tamanuwenxiaoqin。
“dou...doushilantianrangwochide...”xiaoqinshizhiruoruozhixiangwo。
“tashuowoyingyangbuliang,feidebizhewochiqitadongxi,wodouyaobeibifengle!”
“tahaixiangbiwoxizaoshuayani!”
woxianedikanzhexiaoqin,zheigexiaolangtizizhentemejian。
faxiantabamayanzhongnuhuokaishishexiangwo,woganjinnaqishoujibaojing。
“nimensichuangnvyuangongsushe......”
110gangbochuqu,tabajiuyibadadiaowoshouji,yaolaiqiawobozi。
woxunsuchouchushenhoudecaidao,lingkongyihui,daoshentiezhetabazhijiancaguo,xuelexiaopianzhijiaxialai。
tabaganjinsuoshou,wochenshihuidaokanxiangtanaomen。
tabaaiwobangetou,yangtoukanxiangtingzailinaomenbanlimichudecaidao,dongdoubugandong。
xiamiangengshi“huahua”heniaole。
“xiao**,nitemewufawutian......”
她妈嚷嚷着冲过来。
wozhijiebadaohengzheyiqie,xiayimiaoluodaotabozibian。
tamiaobianmutouren,mengyanyixiakoushui,zhiyouyanzhuganwangzheibianxieyixie。
jiuzheimejiangchijimiao,xiaoqinjiaoqilai:“lantian,niganmaa?wobamashizaiguanxinwo。”
woqieleyisheng,shouhuicaidao。
tabazheicaigansongkouqi,tuiyiruan,zuojinhoumiandeyizi,wuzhebeixuedeshouzhi,yishengbuhang。
tamajiangyingdimolemobozi,gujiganggangdehanqihaizai。
huanleyizhen,xiaoqinmayouxiaozhangqilaile,buguozhigandongzui,bugandongshou。
“shenmesichuangnvyuangongsushe?”
“xiao**,wogaosuni,zheishiwonverdesushe,neijiusuanwomenjiadedipan,womenxianglaijiulai。”
“yebuzhidaonishangbeizijileshenmede?nizheizhongdisanxiasideqiongpeizi,zheibeizijurannenggenwomendaizaiyiqi!”
jiezhe,tagengjiaehenhendidengxiangwo:“wojinggaoni,yihoubiejiwojiaxiaoqinchijiucaiyiwaiderenhedongxi,gengbierangtaxizaoshuaya,buranlaoniangzalanninaodai。”
“听见没有?”
tashizhijianruidizhizhewo。
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wobacaidaowangchuangyanyipai,talimabashousuohuiqu。
但还是壮着胆嘴硬。
“xinghaojintianwomenlaidezao,buranxiaoqindanfanchijinquyikou,wodoudexieniyitiaotui!”
tabayechengqidanfuhe:“jiu...jiushi...”
tamajiezheshuo:“duile,xiaoqinjiuniyigeshiyou,wokannimeitianyebiechiqitadongxile,genzhechijiucaiba!”
“shuayaxizaohuanyifu,yegenwomenjiaxiaoqintongbu,sanlianggeyuexiyici,shengdedaihuaiwomenjiaweilaidehaomenfuren。”
“nizhenghaozhanzhanguang,xianzaidehaomengongzi,douxihuan‘lvmeiren’,womenjiaxiaoqinsanfachulaidewei,jiushitamenzuiaide‘meirenwei’!”
wochadianrenbuzhuouchulai,neibujiushichouqixuntiandejiucaiweima?
“yaoshinatianniyebianchengbange‘lvmeiren’,beinagetuhaojiadeshaerzixiangzhongle,biewangleganxiewomen!”
tamagaoyangtoulu,zuochugaoaomieshidebiaoqing。
kexishengaobiwoaiyigetou,zaiyangyezhinengyangshiwo。
“wozenmemeitingshuoguonagefuerdaixihuanzheiweia!”woshuozhedoubuyouwuqibizi。
“qie,nidonggepi,qiongpeiziyige,dangranbuzhidaohaomenquanzilidexihaola,pengshangwomen,yesuanrangnizhangjianshile!”
“zuihoushuoyibian,yiqichijiucai,buxushuayaxizao,tingdongmei?”
wohaimeihuiying,xiaoqinganjinshuo:“fangxinbama,lantiankendinghuide。”
tashuowanjiwoshilegeyanse。
yaoshishangyishi,wokendingshunzheshuoxiaqule,bijingsongzouzheiliangfengpi“aidajin”fuqi,caishidangwuzhiji。
danxianzai,woshouwo“zhenli”,kebushishenme“shancha”。
wobianchuxiaolian,youshoutizhecaidao,zuoshoushangqianlazhexiaoqinmadeshou,tashenziyidou,mingxianjianglexie。
woyuzhongxinzhangdeshuo:“ayi,wojiexialaiyaohuansushele,kongpameifazhaoguxiaoqinle!”
“baoxianqijian,ninyaobuzaizheigesushezhuanggejiankong,tayirisancanfanzhengzaisushechijiucai,ninsuishikeyijiandu!”
xiaoqinbamalvejiasisuo,ranhoubiaoshi:“zheigezhuyihao,jiuzheimeban!”
“womingtianjiudairenlaizhuangjiankong!”tabashuo。
ranhoutamenrengxialiangdakunjiucai,haiyouliangtongjiucaizhi,jiulikaile。
zoudeshihou,woguyiyongcaidao“dang”yishenqiaotiechuanglan,tamenzaimenkoushentiyizheng,ranhoujiakuaibufaliule。
tamenliuxiadejiucaishixiaoqinsitiandekouliang,jiucaizhizuoweiyinliaoyijifumianmo。
“lantian,nizenmedoububangwo?mingzhidaowobuxihuanbeitamenkongzhi,nijuranhaijianyizhuangjiankong。”
“你要逼死我吗?”
tabamayizou,xiaoqinlimabaoyuanwo。
wobaileyiyan,zhei**haizhenshi“chajieqiaochu”,wulunshenmeshi,dounengyilianwugudiyuanbieren。
“sheirangnishuoshiwobinichirouxizaode?”wozhiwen。
“wobushihaipawobamadawoma?”
“jieguotamenyaodawo!”woyaoyaqiechi。
“nibushiyongcaidaohezoutamenlema?”
“kuangqieniqiongguanle,picaorouhoude,jiusuandajixiayoubuteng,zheiniyeyaogenwojijiao?”
“woyaoshibeidale,huiyiyude!”tayilianweiqu。
我特么......
“fanzhengnibajuedingmingtianlaizhuangjiankong,sheidoulanbuzhu,wodenghuijiubanqitasushequle。”
xiaoqinlima“bengkui”,wuliandaku:“niyeyaobanzou?zouba,fanzhengzheigeshijieshangmeirenzhenzhengguanxinwo,nimendoubuaiwo,wohaiburusilesuanle......”
tashuozhejiulakaichuanghu,yizhijiaocaishangchuangyan,yaotiaoloudeyangzi。
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我冷哼一声。
zheipodifang,lingwaisanmingshiyou,zaixiaoqinlaidediertian,jiushoubudeneiwei,banzoule。
woshangyishiyezaojiuxiangbanzou,danmeicikandaoxiaoqinkukutitideyangzi,douwubitongqing,xiabulejuexin。
wohaijingchangkaidaoanweitadaoshenye,shenghuogongzuochuchuqianjiuta。
zhenggechanglitazhiyouwoyigepengyou。
tayoushiyehuixiangzheiyangrangzhezisha,wodouhuiganmangquanxia。
但最后什么结果呢?
现在...
切,关我屁事。
“xiaoqin,zheishisanlou,tiaoxiaquwanyishuaibusi,luogebanshenbusui,neiyihoukejiutongkule。”
“yaobunihaishiquqiloutiantaitiao,baosi!”
shuowanwojiujuanpugaizouren,renyouxiaoqinkuqu。
“lantian,niqiongjiusuanle,haizheimeedu,biwoqutiantaitiaolou,nibusangliangxinma?”
taguyizhuanxiangchuangwai,jiushixiangshuojisushelouqitarenting,huaiwomingsheng。
“nigejianpeizi,nanguainimazaozaosile!”
wotouyitai,shikerenshubukeren,rengxiapugai,shangqujiushi“guangguang”liangbazhang。
“nitemetiaobutiao?butiaowobangni?”
takanwozhendeyongshoutuita,ganmangxialai,wodaochuanglimian。
wolinzhepugai,“pei”leyisheng,duomenerqu。
zhitingdaoshenhouchuanlaixiaoqinrangrang:“lantian,nidengzhe,woyihoukendingrangwofuhaolaogongbaniquanjiaganchuguo,rangnimenzhinengtiaohaiweishayu!”
zheijiahuozhenshibazongxiaoshuokanduole,xianshizhongsheinengzhishouzhetian?
wobandaolitayuanyuandeyijiansushe,ranhouqiaoqiaoqubacaidaohaile。
mingtianxiuxi,wodehuijiayitangzhaowoba。
yinweiwofenxizhihoufaxian,shangyishixiaoqinbeiwangmuchuailezhihou,qishizhuantoudingshangwoba,xiangchengweiwohouma。
gangkaishitakanwozaichanglidagong,yiweiwojiahenqiong,kanbuqiwo,danhoulaifaxianwojiaqishijiadixiangdangyinshi。
yinweiliunianqian,wojiawuditongyangtanchukuangchan,chenglexiaobaofahu。
danwobasihaomeiyoutangping,ershizudibanlegexiaochang。
liunianxialai,wobashiyefengshengshuiqi,xiaochangbianchengdachang。
xiayibu,wobadasuanshougouzheijiaxinghuijixiechang,suoyiwoxianlaizheibianruzhitantanqingkuang。
zheiyishi,wozhisuoyimeiyouxuanzelikaizheijiagongchang,yuanlixiaoqin,jiushiyinweiwozhidao,buguanduoyuan,zheijiahuodouhenkenengzhaoshanglai。
hekuangwobadechangzizaizheizuochengshi,banzoudehuasunshitaida。
woyaoliuxialai,soujizhengju,liuzuoyihouyijubandaozheieduzisideyijiaren。
diertianyizao,wozhunbeihuijia,faxiangongjiaokawangzaiyuanxiansushejuzilile。
woquna,faxianmenmeiguan,xiaoqinyebuzai,erdishangdejiucaizhitonggaitawangningle,pengqiaoyizhiliulanggouduizhepingkousaniao。
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wobennengdijianggounianzou,kanzheneitongchanlegouniaodejiucaizhi,xinxiangdenghuihaishigenxiaoqinshuoyisheng。
meixiangdaoxiaoqinganghaohuilai,kaikoujiushuo:“lantiannihuilaiganma?haidingzhewode‘meirenzhi’。”
wogangxiangkaikou,tajiuchaofengqilai:“haha,wojiushuonizuotianshizhuangde,qishizaojiuxiangxuewo,xiangbianshen‘lvmeiren’leba?”
“zheibushishenmeqiongpeizidounengxianmudelaide,henduoyaozhuyidexijiewodoumeishuoguo。”
“kanzaicengjingshishiyoudefenshang,niguixialaijiwodaoqian,bawoxietianganjing,wojiukaolvjiaojiaoni。”
wocongxiawangshangdaliang,congtadeheibanxie,daoyoubingtou,chadiantuchulai。
“wozhishilainagegongjiaoka,nide‘meirenzhi’zijiliuzhemanmanheba!”
说完我就走了。
“wokannijiushijidu,youniqiuwodeshihou!”tajixuxiaozhang。
woqishimeizouyuan,tiezaimenwaiqiangbian,kantahelejiucaizhishishenmefanying。
meixiangdao,tadaoleyibeihexiaqu,zaleyizhenshe,jurandigu:“zheicibuyiyang,zhenbucuo!”
tahaijidongdidadianhuajitama:“ma,zheicidejiucaizhikouweitingbucuo,yihoukeyiyanyongzheicidegongyi。”
“nigepeiqianpeizi,genwozhuaishenmegoupiwenxue?haiteme‘gongyi’。”
“nibadenghuijiudairenquzhuangjiankongle,haohaodengzhe。”
我在门外听得笑死。
kanlaixiaoqintiantianchijiucai,weijue**kuifa,danfanjiadianqitawei,napashigouniao,tadoujuedemeiwei,haha。
wohuijiahou,jiwobakanxiaoqindezhaopian。
“zheirenshiyaofande?zenmeluanchengzheiyang?kannianjiyinggaizhishaosishi,buhuishijingshenshichang,fengleba?”
wotingwan,momojiwobazhuoyuedeyanlishuqidamuzhi。
其实萧琴才二十。
“dui,tajiushifengzi,suoyiniruguoyihouzailushangyudaotayundao,qianwanbuyaobangmang,ganjinzou,burantahuichanshangni。”
“neizongdejiaogejiuhucheba!”wobahaishitaishanliang。
“buyong,tabuhuizhendeyundao,zhishixihuantangmalushangshuijue,jiaojiuhuchedehua,tahuifafengzhuashangyishengde。”
wozhinengzheimejieshi,xiwangwobajinliangbuyaopengshangxiaoqin。
wobasuiranmanlianwenhao,danhaishixuanzexiangxinzuiaidenver。
wodangtianfanhuichangli,wanshangxiaoqinjiulaisushezhaowoxuanyao。
“woshuohaomengongzidouxihuan‘lvmeiren’ba,zanmenchangdongshizhangerzixueanzeyijingzaizhuiwola!”
tamanliandeyi,youninidemeimaoshangxiafanfei,fangfozaiyouwudimiantiaowu。
“lantian,niguixialaiqiuwoba,wodaoshihoukaolvjieshaoanzeshenbiandegongzigejinirenshi,rangnizheiqiongpeiziyechangchang‘youhun’!”
woheqitalianggeshiyouyitingshixueanze,limaxiangshihuixinyixiao。
                
                                为嫁豪门,室友狂吃韭菜不洗澡