大骂流量明星后我一夜爆火
《大骂流量明星后我一夜爆火》 小说介绍
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xiaolingdaoweijingtongyijiangxuexiaozujijuzupaishe。
haijiquantitongxuezhidingleshangbaitiaoguize。
qiangxingzhengyongxueshengcongzaodaowandidangqunyan，bujiyifengongzi，daoyanshuo：“yigegedezhangchengzheiyang，rangnimenlulianhaiganyaoqian。”
banzoulejunxunxueshengmendekuangquanshuinaqujinvzhuyanxizao，nvmingxingshuo：“zilaishuitaiying，huishanghaiwodepifu。”
juzunangongzuorenyuanluanfanxueshengdongxi，haitouzounvshengneiyi。
zhurenqueshuo：“zheimehaodejihui，nvtongxuekedezhenxi。”
zheixiaworenbulele，yibazhanghuzaixiatounanlianshang。
zhuantoujiujiwomadalegedianhua：“ma，niyanguangbuxinga，touzidebandishirenzhajulebua。”
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xiaolingdaoweijingtongyijiangxuexiaozujijuzupaishe。
haijiwomenquantixueshengzhidingle《benxiaofuwujuzuguize》：
1、kuangquanshuiyouxianjiyanyuanxizao；
2、juzuzhengyongmianfeiqunyanshibixuwutiaojianfucong；
3、zaoshang7:00~12:00juzuqiangzhizhengyongxueshengsushe，qidianqianquantitongxuebixulikaisushe；
4，zhongwu12:00~14:00xuyaoqiangzhizhengyongxueshengshitang，yanjinxueshengcishijianduanzaishitangchuxian；
5，wanshang19:00zhihouxuyaozaizonghelouqianmianneiyiduanlupaishe，daoshihouhuilajingjiexian，wobuxiwangnagebuzhangyandeshanzichuangru，daoshihoukejiubieguaiwozuibuganjingle。
6，ruguoyouxuyaonimendangqunyan，qingnimenzuncongwomenjuzurenyuandeanpai，buyaoshanzixingdong、buyaochidaozaotui，nimendoushichengnianrenle，zheidianguijuyinggaibuyongwolaijiao。
7，bulunruhe，fanshizaijuzuzhouwei，doubuyunxunachushoujipaishe！yijingfaxian，zhijieshuaile！」
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jibaitiaoguize，liudaozaitaishangshuodekoumohengfei，dixiazaoyijingzhakaileguo，tadashenghechileliangsheng，yousaoshiyiquan，suijiluchuyigeqingmiedexiaorongshuodao：「yishangguiju，qingnimenlaolaozunshou，zuodehaolewojiaonimenxiaozhangjinimenjiaxuefen，yaoshizuobuhao，jiujiwogunchuqu。」
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zheijijuhuayishuowan，wodoujingle。
jigemaa，ganzheimeshuohua？
zhouweixueshengyefenfenyilunqilai，bijingshigerenbeizheimejiaoxundouhuibushuang。
cishiyougenanshenggaoshengwendao：「zhanyongwomensushe，haiyaowomendangqunyan，youmeiyougongzia？」
「gongzi？nimenhaixiangyaogongzi？」
xiaozhangturanzhizheneigenanshenglishengmadao：「ninagebande？xuexiaopeiyangnijiushiweilerangniyaoqiandema？rangnimendangqunyanzheishijinimentiandadejihui，zhibuzhidaojinnianjiuyexingshiyouduomeyanjun？duoyitiaoluduoyigejihui。」
「xuexiaodeliangkuyongxin，zhenshibeinizheizhongbaiyanlangjizaotale，yebuzhidaonidiemazenmejiaoyudeni，nizheiyangderen，qudaoshehuishangyeshidicengrenshi！」
「sheizaigenwotigongzizheizhongdisudeshiqing，sheijiubupeidangwomenxuexiaodexuezi！」
neixiaozhanghualixingjian，jiushisheizaitisheijiubiexiangyaobiyezhengle。
nanshengbeishuodelianhongbozicu，gujiqideshigouqiang，danweilebiyezhenghexuefen，haishiyingshengshengdirenlexialai。
douzheimeshuole，qitatongxueziranyemeiyouyiyile。
xiaozhangjiaolejiesanhou，wocaifaxianxiaomenkouwaimiantingzhelianglianghaoche，shangmianxianhouxialaileyinanyinvyijiyiduinasandenashuidenashanzidenajubende。
neinandeworenshi，jiaojiangxu，danghongxiaosheng，quniandabaiyizhonglaoxigukaoyibuouxiangdianyingnaxialeyingdi，kebeiguanzhongmacanle。
erqiezheinandehuabianxinwenbushao，jiulianwobuzenmeguanzhuyulexinwendedouzhidaoyixie，shenmechuguishenmeyuepaoyangyangdoulai，gengshigeshuadapaideguanfan，zhibuguodoubeizibenjibaoxialaile。
lingyigenvdewozhizhidaomingzi，jiaoliangsisi，zhiqianyizhimeishenmeshuihua，qunianyanleyibuxiaochengbenguouxiaobaoleyixia。
jiangxuzhaixiamojing，kanzhezheixiaoyuanyanlimanshifanzao，duizheyipangdezhulishuodao：「zenmejiulaizheizhongpodifangpaixia，yaohuanjingmeihuanjingyaobigemeibige，duideqiwozheizhanglianma？」
yipangdezhulihekanzhexiangfudaoyanderenganmangdiantouhayaodianweizhe。
liangsisikanzhetinglinjiaqingchunde，kaikouyishengnisirendejiaziyin，juezhezuibabumandijiaochendao：「wodiyicilaizheigedifangpaixi，tingshuozheilishuizhihenying，huihenshangwodepifude。daoyan，qujiwonongjixiangkuangquanshuilaixizaoba，buyaoneixiezapaizi。duile，wohedeshuiyeshihenjiangjiude，xizaoyongdeshuikebuxing，dequjiwomaideguojinkoudeneizhongqipaoshui。」
「aiyoliangjie，buzhidaoshenmeyangdeshuinengruninfayana？zheiliqiongxiangpirangde，pashimeiyouninxiangyaode。」fudaoyanchanmeidao。
liangsisiyanzhuziyizhuan，zhizhejunxunfangzhenpangbiandeyixiangxiangqiansuishanshuodao：「jiuneigeba，suiranchaledian，danqiongdifangyebujiangjiuneimeduole，bijingwokemeineimedapai。」
「好嘞。」
shuowan，fudaoyanjiujiaoshanglejigegongzuorenyuan，lianzhaohudoumeidayisheng，jiubaneixiekuangquanshuijibanzoule。
「ei，nimenganmani？zheishiwomenjunxunxueshenghedeshui！」yanjiandezhubanxueshengganmangzulan，dantayigejiaoxiaodenvshengzenmeyelanbuzhuneijigedahande。
「zheishuiwomenzhengyongle，dabulezaizhongxinjinimenyixie。」
fudaoyanbuxiedao，ranggongzuorenyuanbanhuilaijixiang，dantamenbanhuilaideshilianjiadebinglulushui，erqieweilefangbianjunxunxueshengmen，zhunbeideqiansuishandoushibingzhende，zheixiebinglulushuibujinbushichangwen，shenzhishineizhongzaihoubeixianglishaidehenjiu，yijingguntangdeshui。
zhubanxueshengnaqiyipingyikan，dunshiqidetazhiduojiao。
「bushi，nimenzheishuibiwomendeshuibianyibuzhiliangbeiba，erqienizheidoukuaiguoqile，hainenghema？」
「shaotamafeihua，nimenxiaozhangbaxuexiaozujiwomenle，nimenjiudewutiaojianyouxianwomen！bufuzhaoxiaozhangqu！」
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fudaoyanzhangkuangdimaleyiju，baneiweinvzhubanxueshengmadehunshenzhiduosuo，yanleidouliuchulaile。
这委屈谁能受得了？
dandajiadoushixueshenghedagongren，weilezijideqiantuheliyi，zhinengrenzhe。
wodehuoqiyijingchengchengwangshangmao，benlaitianjiure，xianzaigengfanzaole。
haozaiyijingzhongwufangxuele，wobiansheyoumenzouqushitangzhunbeichifan。
jieguohaimeidaoshitangni，jiukanjianshitangmenkouyiduisheyingqixiehaiyouyiduiweiguandetongxuemen，shitangmenkoubeijingjiexianfengzhu，qitarenzhinengzaiwaimianmaineizhongyijingzhuanghaoqiebuzhidaolimianshishenmecaisedehefan。
「bushiba？ershikuaiqianyifen？haizhiyouyihunyisu？」sheyoufachuzhenjingdehusheng。
womenxuexiaoshitangsuiranbubianyi，dan20kuaiqianyenengchidebucuole，zheihefanzhiyouyihunyisujiusuanle，haiganmaiershiyifen？
「suanle，womendaowaimianchiba。」
wotiyidao，sheyoumenfenfentongyi。
zhengdangwomenzhunbeilikaishi，jiutingjianmaifanduiwulichuanlaiyishengnuma。
「nalisoule？womenzheidoushigangxianchaochulaidehefan，xiaoguniangbuyaozhengyanshuoxiahua！nizaizheiyangwuliqunaowojubaodaonimenxiaozhangneiliqu。」
zhijian，neigemaifandegongzuorenyuanduizheyigexinshengnvhaimadao，neinvhaibeihedezhiku，kelianbabadibianjiedao：「kenimenzheiqueshisoulea，douyouguguaiweile，zheiqingcaidouheile。」
woshangquyikan，neihefanlizhiyouqianqiandeyicengbaifan，shangmianjipianfeiroupianzi，waijiajigenfaheideqingcai，gujiyongdecaibuxinxian，jiashangzaigaowentianqixiameiyoubaowencuoshi，zhijiejiusoule，kanzhejiulingrenzuoou。
「nifangpi！nizheigexiaoguniangkanzhetinglaoshide，zenmezuilimeiyijushihua？jingzaizheilixuekoupenren！ninagezhuanyede？jiaoshenmemingzi？woyaoshangbaojinimenxiaozhang，rangtakankanzijizhaodexueshengdoushishenmehuose！」
neidahandouyouxiaogunianglianggeneimekuanle，haobukeqidizhizhebizima，neinvshengkudeshangqibujiexiaqi，jieliandaoqian。
wogangxiaoxiaqudehuochengyixiajiushanglaile，zhijiedakaishoujishexiangtou，juzheshoujijiuduizheneidahanhesouledefanhandao：「nishuonidefanbushisoude，bururangwangyoumenlaipingpinglizenmeyang？nimenshishenme，shenmelabahuakaijuzu？」
「nizheiyatoupianzi！」neidahanjianwonaleshouji，yishenshoujiuxiangqiangduo，wokuaisuyishankai，yongwoneikanbikuoyinqidedasangmenhandao：「zenmezhe？bujinmaisoufanhaixiangqiangxueshengshoujishibushi？zhidaodeyiweishijuzu，buzhidaodeyiweihuangdilaishichaleni？」
neidahanjianwozheimegang，zhouweiyemeishenmetonghuo，dunshiyesongle，ganjinshuokeyituiqianhuohuanyifen，zheishicaisuanwan。
nvshengduiwotoulaiyigeganxiedemuguang，woqingqingdiantoushiyi，bianhesheyoumenlaidaoxiaomenkouzhunbeichuquchifan。
sheizhihaimeichumen，baoanjiubawomenlanzhule。
「tongxue，juzupaisheqijiannimenbudewaichu。」
「pingshenme？pingshibudoushikeyidema？」wozhenjingdao。
「yinweiyoujuzupaishe，renyuanfuza，xuexiaoyeshiweilenimendeanquanzhexiang，jiuyigexingqieryi。」
wodoubeiqixiaole，zheibushimingbaizherangwomenchineiershikuaiqianyifendesoufanma？
zheiqianjiuzhuanba，sheinengzhuandeguonimena？
fanzhengwobujitamenzhuan，sushelihaiyouyixiangpaomian，womendasuanhuisushecouheyidun。
jieguogangdaosusheloudi，faxiansusheyebeifengle，juzuzailimianpaisheni。
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zheixiahaole，bujinfanmeichidao，susheyehuibule，jiaoshiyemeikongdiao，xuexiaohaiburangchu，jiangjin40℃degaowen，womenjiuzhinengzuozaishulinzidixia，rennaizheshentidezaoreheneixindefanzao，yingshichengdaotamenpaishejieshu。
haozaiwomenxiawumeike，hainengzaisushelixiuxiyihuier。
sheizhi，gangyihuidaosushe，dibanshangquanshiluanqibazaodezangjiaoyin，womendechuangpu、shuzhuo、riyongpinquanbudoubeifandeyituanzao，shenzhiwomenjuzidesuodoubeiqiaokaile，limianhaoduodongxidoubeisuishourengzailedishang。
「zheibushiqifurenma？」wodeyigesheyouqidedajiao，qitarenganjinchakanzijiyoumeiyoucaiwusunshi。
haozai，guizhongwupindouzai。
jiuzaizheishi，yangtaichuanlaiyishengjianjiao，zhitingwodeyigesheyoukuhandao：「wogangshaideneiyizenmebujianle？」
yucitongshi，gebisusheyeyourenwendao：「nimensusheyediuneiyile？womenyediule！」
hetongloucengdejigesusheyidui，zhishaoyouwugesushedoudiuleneiyi，meidiudeneiyiyeyoubeifandongroucuodehenji。
yixiangdaoyouxianzhushouzaiwomendetieshenyiwushangdongshoudongjiao，wojiuqideyayangyang。
「woqudafudaoyuandedianhua。」
wonuqichongchongdibotonglefudaoyuandehaoma，denglehaoyihuiercaijieqilai，tingtongneibianchuanlaifudaoyuanbunaifandeshengyin：
「什么事？」
「daoyuan，woshinvsheng3dong307dexuesheng，womenzheiyicengyouhaoduosushedeneiyidoubeitoule，jintianzhiyouneigejuzuderenjinguowomensushe，qingrangtamenjiwomenyigejiejuefangan！」
「neiniquzhaotamena，nimenlaizhaowoganshenme，woyoubushinimendelaomazi，tiantianjinimengaozheigaoneiyijinggouleile，haiyaoweizheidianxiaoshimafanwo？」
「xiaoshi？zheishixiaoshima？」
wodouzhenjingle，gangmeihuiduijijuhua，jiutingjianfudaoyuanyouyoudishuo：「haibushiyinweinimenbubaoguanhaozijideneiyi，bushaizaiyangtaishanghuibeitouma？xiangxiangzijideyuanyin！」
「zaishuole，duiyoudenvtongxuelaishuo，zheiyebushiweiyizhongjihui。」
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「bushi，neiyibushaizaiyangtaishangshaizainaer？」wozuidoujiqiwaile，zheiyikewozhendehuaiyizheigetiandixiashibushiyouweirendecunzai，bijingzhengchangrenshuobuchulaizheizhonghua！
「aishainaershainaer，fanzhengbuguanwodeshi。」
wohaixianghefudaoyuanjulilizhengjiju，dantabujiwojihui，zhijieguaduan。
dianhuakaizhemianti，zheixiashijigetongxuedoutingdaole，jiumeiyouyigerenmeiyoubeiqidao。
「zheiyetaiqifurenleba？zhanyongwomensushe，maijiwomenyousouyouguidefan，xuexiaohaibuguanwomenshoudeweiqu，nulidoumeizheimekuba！」
「jiushi，womendesuodoubeiqiaoleni，zheinandaoyeshiwomenmeiyoubaoguanhaoma？」
「yaobuwomenbatamenzuodeshidoufadaowangshangpuguangzenmeyang？」
「haohaohao，puguanghao，rangquanguorenmindoukankan。」
zhongrenbianyiqijiangzijipaidaodeshipin、tupiandougongxiangleyixia，ranhouyouqizhongyigenvshengnimingfasongdaogegeshejiaopingtaishang。
zuowanzheiyixie，womengezizhenglidasaozijidesushe，suibianjiejuelejiededuzi，biankaishiwuxiu。
banmengbanxingzhijian，woturanjuede，zheigejuzuhezheigedaoyan，woyouxieshuxi，danyouxiangbutaiqilaijutideqingkuang。
yijueshuidaoxiawuliudianduo，wojichanglulu，haozaijuzuzhizhanyongzhongwudeshitang，buzhiyurangwoquantiandoukaochipaomianduguo。
chibaohezuhou，wozhaolizaixuexiaolisanbuxiaoshi，yuanyuandijiukanjianzongheloudaoxingzhenglouneitiaozhangzhangdedalubeifengzhule。
xuexiaohenxiao，zheishixuexiaoweiyiyitiaozhugandao，zheitiaolubeifengle，qitatongxuexiangcongjiaoxuelouhuisushehuozheshitangjiuyaoraoyigedaquanzi，henbufangbian。
wozhanzaijingjiexianwaikanzhelimiandepaishexianchang，zhijianjiangxuzhengguzuoshenqingdidanxiguidizaidishangxiangliangsisiqiuhun，benlaiyinggaishiyigeshifenqingseyouyangguangdeqingchunnandajiaojiyouqidaididengdaihuiying，beitayandexianggechaoxiong，fangfoliangsisibudayingtadaizheliangsisiyiqitiaojiangtongguiyujindeyangzi。
「yier，yiersansiwuliuqi。」jiangxushenqingdishuodao。
haojiahuo，yidiantaiciyebubeia，jiuzheihaiyingdini。
「woyuanyi。」liangsisijiaoxiudishuodao，ranhoudaoyanjiuhankale。
「aiyoliangweilaoshiyandefeichanghao！jiushineigeqingxuhaiyouyidianbushihendaowei，nengbunengqingliangweilaoshizailaiyitiao？」neigeliudaoyigaijinzaoduixueshengdezhuaiyangzi，cishidishengxiaqixianggesunziyiyang。
「zhenmafan，woyandezheimehao，zenmehaibumanyi，zuihouyitiaoa，zaibuguojiujiwojiaqian。」jiangxubunaifandao，zhunbeipaidiertiao。
jiuzaicishi，yipangyouyigepangpangdenanshengqunyan，kanyangzishixinsheng，junxunyitiangujileidegouqiang，xianzaiyoubeilalaidangqunyan，tilibuzhi，zhijieyundaozaidi，haibuqiaozhuangjinlejingtou。
benlaiyandaoyibandejiangxuzhijiefabiao，jiangshoushangdelihewangdishangyishuai，xianggefengziyiyanghandao。
「tamadehainengbunengyanlea？zhaodeshenmebirenlaidangqunyan？」
「aiyojianglaoshishizaiduibuqi，wozheijiujiejue。」
liudaohedefengkuangdiantouhayao，jiezhebianyongjiaohenhendichuaileyijiaoneigedaodibuqidenantongxuemadao：「nizheibiyangdewanyi，shenmeshihoubuyunpianpianzheigeshihouyun，zhuatiaogoulaiyandoubinizheitouzhuyandehao！ganjinjiwopazou！bieyingxianglaozipaixi！」
「dao，daoyan，wozhenbuxingle。」nanshengxuruodishuodao，zuichundouyijingfabaile。
「feiwuyige，ganjinbatataizou。」liudaofaxiewanhou，youhuanshangyifuayudexiaolianshuo：「buhaoyisibuhaoyisi，wobaozhengzheishizuihouyitiao。」
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啊！我想起来了！
buzhidaoshibushibeinuqidaxingledanao，woyixiazijiuxiangqilaileneigexingliudedaoyandequanming，jiaoliuwei。
weileyanzhengwodecaixiang，wojiwomadalegedianhua。
「zenmelebaobeinver？xiangmamala？」dianhuaneitouchuanlaiwomadeshengyin。
「xiang，kexiangle，duilema，wowennigeshi，nigongsidixiashibushiyougedaoyanjiaoliuwei？」
「shia，nizenmezhidao，quniangangruzhide，taxianzaizaipaiyigedaipxiaoshuogaibiandejujiao《moshanghuakai》，duile，neigejiaojiangxudenanzhuyeshiwomengongside，wokefantale，heiliaoduodaowohualebushaogongguanfei，zhiqianbuhuodeshihouyejiusuanle，xianzaidouhuolehaishisihaobushoulian。」
「e，neinizhibuzhidaotamenzainalipaijuni？」
「zheiwojiubuqingchule，paishechangdizheixieshiwoyibanbuguowen。」
「eezhidaolema，wohaiyoushi，zailianxia。」
woguaduandianhua，tiaoqiyimolengxiao。
hezhegaolezheimebantian，wohaisuantamenbangelaobange？
neiwozaizheirenrufuzhongganshenmeni？
xiangzhexiangzhe，womeizhuyikuaguolejingjiexian，jingzhizoudaotamendepaishejingtounei，zaiyicidaduanlejiangxujinxingdaoyibande“jingcaiyanchu”。
「wotamazhenshifule！」neijiangxuyoubazijidelihewangdishangyishuai，neimanshifendelianshangezhibuzhudelaoqihenuqi。
zhijiantazhizhewodebizi，duiwomachuleyijuyouyijuzanghua：
「nitamagexiaojianren，nizhibuzhidaonizaiganshenme？laozizaipaixi！paixinidongma？laoziyifenzhongdepianchougoumainishigewanshangle！」
「meijiaoyangdechusheng，nibamajiushizheimejiaonidema？kanlainibamaheniyiyangmeijiaoyang，guoranshiqiongxiangpirangchudiaomin！」
「ganjinjiwodaoqian，guixialaidaoqian！buranwojiaoniwandan！」
wodoujingdaile，kanzhemianqianduiwopaoyulianzhuderen，buzhidaotadefensikandaozheiyiqiehuishishenmexiangfa。
cishiwozhixiangxiao，kanzhetarucifenbuqingdaxiaowangdegouyangzi，wobieleyitiandehuo，zhongyuzaicikebaofa。
womeiyoushuohua，duizhetaneizhangmanshifendechoulian，huijuqidantianzhili，jiangchinaidejingdounongsuozaizhangxin。
出掌！