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huiguodiyitian，siduitoubazongzaitanpanzhuoshangduiwoxiemeiyixiao：“nvren，nitouzoudechuwen，gaihaile。
”houlaitabaozhewosajiaojiangdashuxiaohuashi，woguimifanzhebaiyanxiangyaobaojing：“wei，laigerenpingpinglia，
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”ben**xingbugengmingzuobugaixing——shenxingyao。jichangviptongdao，dingzhikuanhongdixiecaidedadazuoxiang，
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mubiao：dailingshenmajituanquandananshanjinglaoyuan，jiaotibeihaiyoueryuan…apei，shizaichuanghuihuang！raner，
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bitingdeheisexizhuang，kouziyisibugoudixidaozuishangmianyike，jinsibianyanjingjiazaigaotingdebiliangshang，
bochunjinmin，xiahexianbiwoderenshengguihuahaiqingxi。hunshenshangxiasanfazhe“shengrenwujin，
shurengengshigunyuan”delengqi。henhao，haishineifu“quanshijieqianwobabaiyi”debingshanlian。
zheiqichangwanmeiqihelewaijiejiwomentieshangdesumingsidibiaoqian。erzheifensiduitoudehongdaxushi，
qiyuantoukanchengyichangyoudingjijiashi、wuxiuzhibijiaohefumushenhouqingyigongtongbianzhide、kuangrichijiudexingweiyishu。
woshenshi，tagushi，panjujinzitajiandeliangdajubo，gezilingyudejueduiwangzhe。zhichasansuidenianji，
rutongmingyunkeyideanpai，rangwomencongtarutongyisuodingjisiliyoueryuanqi，
jiuchenglewaijieyanzhongkunbangxiaoshoude“duizhaozu”he“jiaxiangdi”。“gujiaqifengguojiaosaiyouduojinle！
shenjianeiweixiaogongzhuyalibuxiaoba？”——meitihequanneirenlecibupi。“shenjiaqianjinnaxiadingjimingxiaoquanjiang！
gushaozheicikebeibixiaqule？”——haoshizhedemuguangzaiwomenzhijianlaihuiqunxun。
gangqinshiji、mingxiaooffer、tiaojibaosong、guojidajiang……meiyicishanguangdengxiadelingjiangtai，wozhanzuo，
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meiyicimuguangdeduanzanjiaohui，tajingpianhoudeyanshenruilirubingren，
wodexiaorongyedaizheshulidefengmang——zheizaiwaijiejieduxia，ziranshi“wangbujianwang”、“xiaoyanmiman”。
fengcidedisezaiyu，womendefumu，shizhenzhengdezhiyouyuzhiji。shendonghegudong，gutaiheshentai，
tamenduibicidepinxing、zuofengyugejuyouzhefazineixindexingxingxiangxi。“qifengneihaizi，chenwenkekao，
youdandang！”“shenjiayatouzheipoli，zhenshijinguoburangxumei！”caishitamenguanxidezhenshixiezhao。
tamenxinshangdeshiduifangdezhenggejiazu，baokuoneigebeiwaijieshiweizijiahaizizuidaduishoudecunzai。
womenshibeiwaijieqiangxingjiashangleitaidedoushou，erwomendefumu，
zeshitaixiahuxiangxinshang、shenzhiweiduifangxuanshouhecaidezhijiaohaoyou。suoweidesiduitou，
zhishishirenjiyuwomenxiangsideqidian、yaoyandechengjiuheneigaisideduizhaozuweizhi，yixiangqingyuanqiangjiadejuben。
erzheichanghuangdanjudezui**，fashengzaiwomengezijieguojiazuquanbing，zhengshichengweishenzongheguzongzhihou。
womenneisiweikangouleshanghaichenfu、duizijiahaizidenengliyupinxinggewai“fangxin”（huozheshuo，
zhongyushuaituoledanzi）dediema，juran！shoulashou！zutuanquhuanyoushijiele！nanjikanqie，sahalazhuiluori，
yamaxunyulinxian……pengyouquanlishaideshisirenxiaodemeixinmeifeidehezhaohejuemeifengjing，
shitianbangeyueyeweibiyouyitiaoxiaoxi，
fangfochediyiwanglezaigezijituanzongbuyunchouweiwo、beiwaijierendingzhengdoudenisiwohuodeqinshengernv。
“guzongdajiaguanglin，youheguigan？”wozhaixiamojing，luchubiaozhundeyingyeweixiao，
xindiquejinglingdazuo——wushibudengsanbaodian，zheiweiyezhunmeihaoshi！guqifengtaimou，
jingpianhoudemuguangruilidexiangshoushudao，bawocongtoudaojiao“jiepou”leyibian。ranhou，tachunjiaojiqihuanmandi，
xiangshanggouqiyige…binglengerruilidehudu，xiangcuihuodejinshu，
jianyingyoudaizheyisiweixiandezhuoregantadichencixingdesangyinzaianjingdehuiyishixiangqi，
neirongquerangwojiaoxiayihua：“shenzong，bielaiwuyang。wunianbujian…”tadunledun，shentiweiweiqianqing，
yongtantaojigeyidaxiangmudeyansukouwen，shengyinqueyadejidi，
huazuoyilvzhiyouwonengbuzhuodeqiyinzuanjinermo：“niqianwodeneigechuwen，
shibushigailianbendaili…qingsuanyixiale？lixifangshi，renjunxuanze。”“……”woshenhoudezhulixiaozhang，
daoxiliangqideshengyinqingxikewen。zhenggehuiyishixianruyipiansiji，liankongqidoufangfobeichouganle，
zhishengxiazuoruzhenzhan、jihaoqiyoubugantanjiudegaoguanmenninggudehuxihepiaohudemuguang。wo，shenxingyao，
tangtangshenmajituanceo，zaihuiguodiyitiandejituangaocenghuiyishang，
beiwodesiduitou——yongzhiyouwonengtingjiandeyinliang——kongsutouletadechuwen？haitemeyoulixi？！guqifeng，
nijintianshihelejiajiuhaishibeibinggouanchonghunletou？shuohaodebushirenjianyanhuoni？
nizheigaolingzhihuazhuididesudu，jianzhibigushibengpanhaiyaojingxindongpoawei！
woqiangrenzhubagaogenxieshuaitalianshangdechongdong，pixiaoroubuxiao：“guzong，
guigongsidefawubushibushigaijitijinxiuyixia《minfadian》le？feibangshiyaofufalvzerende。”“haiyou，
lixi？annageyinxingdelilvsuan？huoqihaishisiqi？
xuyaoworangwojiafawuzongjianqiaoyugennixiangxibaichebaichema？”guqifengtuiletuiyanjing，biaoqingwensibudong，
fangfogangcaishuochujingtiandongdisaohuadebushitabenren：“jutixijie，womenkeyisixia‘shenru’tantao。
jintianlai，shitanzhengshi。”takeyijiazhongle“shenru”lianggezi。zhengshi？
shougoushenmajituanqixiayigebianyuanzigongsideanzi。jiuzheiposhi，zhidetagudazongcaiqinzichuma？
haigaochuge“chuwenzhuizhai”dekaichangbai？zhijuegaosuwo：zheigounanren，biezhehuaini！
guobuqiranyizhenggetanpanguocheng，kanchengdaxingjingshenwuranxianchang。
wofangcaiwuzongjianzhengtuomohengfeidifenxizigongsijiazhi，shitutaijia，meiyigeshujudouzhidiyousheng。
jiuzaiwofangqishijianqideguanjianshike，guqifengxiuzhangdeshouzhizaizhuomianshangqingqingyikou——“du”。
quanchangmuguangshunjianjujiao，caiwuzongjiandeshengyinjiaranerzhi。zhijiantamantiaosilididuanqikafeibei，minleyikou，
ranhou，yongyizhongfangfozaixuanbuzhongdazichanzhongzufangandezhengzhongyuqi，muguangsaoguozaizuomeiyiweigaoguan，
huanhuankaikou：“gewei，zaijinruzhengtiqian，
rongwosikaoyigegengbenzhidewenti：yige‘lingheboyi’deshichangli，yingjiade‘lirun’，jiujinglaizinali？
”zhongrenpingxiningshen，kaishijiaojinnaozhisikaozheigekansishenaodejingjizhexuewenti。
wo：“……”buxiangdeyugandadaodingfeng！guqifenghuanshiyizhou，xinshangzhezhongrenxianrusikaoxuanwodemimang，
bochunqingqi，huanhuanjiexiaodao：“dangran，shilaizishujiadeqianbao。”wo：feihua！jianzhishilengkuzhibaidefeihua！
“……”huiyishixianruyizhongbichenmogengshenchendesiji。
gaoguanmenlianshangdebiaoqingcongkunhuodaohuangrandawu（yishidaobeishuale），zaidaojidudegangahewuyu。
woshenzhinengganjuedaozijiejiaodeqingjinzaitutuzhitiao。caiwuzongjianzhangzhezui，wanglezijiyaoshuoshenme。
guqifengsihuduizijideyoumohenmanyi，zuijiaoyangqi，kanxiangwo：“shenzongjuedezheigexiaohuaruhe？
”wojuedenixuyaoqukankannaoke！woneixinfengkuangpaoxiao，
mianshangweichizhekuaiyaosuiliedeweixiao：“guzongdeyoumogan…zhenshibiejuyige，dushuyizhi，lingren…ermuyixin，
yinxiangshenke。”woyijingbawonengxiangdaodebaoyici（weixindeneizhong）douyongshangle。“e？
”tajinsiyanjinghoudeyanjingsihuliangleyixia，“neiwozaijiangyige？”“bie！
”wohewofangjiweigaoguanyikoutongsheng，shengyinlichongmanleqiushengyu。zuizhong，neigepozigongsi，
zaiguqifengjianxiexingtoufang“dashujilengxiaohuazhadan”degongshixia，yiwofangyixiangbudaode“gaojia”chengjiaole。
qianwanzi，taxiuzhangdeshouzhiqiaoleqiaohetong，kanxiangwo，yanshenyiweishenzhang：“shenzong，hezuoyukuai。
‘lixi’deshi，wohuizailianxini。”lianxinigedatouguia！woniezhebi，ganjuehoucaoyayoudianteng。
“shenme？！taheniyijianmianjiushuonitoutachuwen？haijianglelengxiaohua？guqifeng？！
shiwoyiweideneigeguqifengma？”dianhuaneitou，
woqinaideguimijianshenmajituanfawuzongjianqiaoyudeshengyinshunjianbagaobadu，zhendewoermowengwengxiang。“shenxingyao！
niquedinghuilaijiandaodeshiguqifengbenren？bushinageshanjingyaoguaibiande？huozhetabeixialejiangtou？！
”wotanzaizijiahaohuadashafali，youqiwulidibahuiyishidemohuanjinglifushuleyibian。
“tazheigelengxiaohua……kezhenlenga！”huayingangluo，wozaiduimianlanrenshafalideqiaoyumengdidalegejiling，
kuazhangdicuolecuogebo，“si——lengdewojipigedadouqilaile！”qiaoyuzaiduanzandezhenjinghou，
youqiehuandaolekuangxiaomoshi，zhenggerenzailanrenshafalixiaodesuochengyituan，haowuxingxiangdichuizhebaozhenbao，
fachujingtiandongdidexiaosheng，“pu，hahahaha！guqifeng！gudazongcai！hahahaha！tanaozibeimenjileba？
”“zheishenmeguzaode、daizhenongnongfubeiweidaodetuweilengxiaohuaa！hahahaha！
”kanzheqiaoyuxiaodekuaiyaobeiguoqiqu，woyuanbenmanxindexiufenhenuhuo，
cikeyebeitazheijijuchuanranxingdemoxingxiaoshengjiaodeqilingbaluo。worenbuzhufanlegejudadebaiyan，
zhuaqishoubiandetianerongkaozhenjiuchaotaneizhangxiaodeniuqudelianzaguoqu:“qiao！xiao！yu！nijiwobizui！
zaixiaoxinbuxinwobanicongzhei28lourengxiaqu！”woyaoyaqiechi，danzuijiaoquebushoukongzhidichouchuleyixia，
woyonglirouzhetutuzhitiaodetaiyangxue，shitubaneiyisibuheshiyidexiaoyiyaxiaqu，
danqiaohaoneitingbuxialaideejiaoshenghejijuhuamiangandetucao，xiangmoyinguaner，
rangxiawuneichangshehuixingsiwangdegangahuiyiguoxiezhehuangdanganzaicixiongyongxilai。woaihaoyisheng，
balianshenshenmaijinlingyigebaozhenli，menshengmenqidikongsu：“zhongdianshizheigema？！
zhongdianshitadangzhequangongsigaoguandemian！yongzheizhongyouzhidexiaoxueshengjibiedelengxiaohua！
bawodetanpanzhuobianchengledaxingzashuaxianchang！“woshenmajituanceodezunyan！suileyidiawei！qiaoyu！
zheihenyansu！feichangyansu！”raner，womenzaibaozhenlideyansukongsu，
zhihuanlaiqiaoyugengjiasiwujidan、xiangchezhenggehaohuaketingdebaoxiao。xiaogoule，tahuranyuqiyizhuan，
chongmanxianqi：“yaoa，tingjieyijuquan，litayuandian。zheinanrennaozizhidingyoudianmaobing。
”“tashibushiduinitumoubugui，xiangyongzheizhongbuxishangdiyiqianzisunbabaideyinxianzhaoshuyinqinizhuyi？
”“tailowle！taixiatoule！jiemei，nikeshijinxiuguilaideniuhulu·shiyepishenzong·shenxingyao！
shenmeyangdeshuaigezhaobudao？hebidiaosizaiyike…huijiangtuweidashuxiaohuadewaibozishushang？
”woshenyiweiran：“fangxin，woduilengxiaohuaguomin。erqiechuwenneishier，chunshutapengci！
woshenxingyaonengganneishier？”huayingangluo，yiduanmohuyouyaoyuandejiyisuipian，
turanhaowuzhengzhaodifuxianzainaohai。
dushulebeipobanguiliandouwoxiaojieguozijixianxiaopaxiadebendanshaonian…beiwonaoxiuchengnudi…bajileyikouliandan？
dengdeng！nandaotashuodechuwen…shizhizheige？！neidingduosuangeyiwaixiji！erqieqindeshilian！lian！
suannamenzichuwenawei！wodeliantengdiyixiashaoleqilai。wandan，
haoxiang…dagai…yexu…keneng…zhenyouneimedian“qianke”？“wei？yao？nizenmebushuohuale？lianhongle？kao！
nibuhuizhentouguoba？”qiaoyuminruidexiangjingquan。“meiyou！jueduimeiyou！tahushuobadao！”woshikoufouren，
shengyinyoudianxu。wanle，zheiheilishiyaoshibeiqiaoyuzhidao，tanengxiaowoyibeizi。guqifeng，nigexiaoxinyan！
chennianlaocu（budui，huadiao）chennianjiuzhangjidaoxianzai！woyiweiguqifengdebaofujinxianyuci。danshishizhengming，
wohaishitaitianzhenle。santianhou，zaiyigegaoduancishanwanyanshang，haosibusi，youyushangtale。
wochuanzheliangshendingzuodexingkongqun，yaoyeshengzi，nulibanyangaolengnvshen，zhouxuanyugejiemingliu。yizhuanshen，
chadianzhuangjinyigedaizheqingliexuesongqixidehuaili。taitou，youshineizhangshuaiderenshengongfenyelengdenengdongsirendelian。
“guzong，haoqiao。”wojiaxiao。“buqiao，wozaidengni。”guqifengshuodelisuodangran，
shunshoucongshizhetuopanlinaguoyibeixiangbindijiwo。dengwo？zenmedengwojinijiangxiaohuama？
wowuyuyouyouxienamendikanzheta。tasihukanchuanlewodexiangfa，jinsiyanjinghoudemouguangshanleshan，
dishengdao：“fangxin，gongzhongchanghe，bujiangxiaohua。”woxiayishisonglekouqi。xiayimiao，taweiweiqingshen，
kaodejijin，wenredeqixifuguowoerpan：“zhitanlixi。”！！！woshouyidou，
xiangbinchadianpotaangguidexizhuangshang。zheirenzenmezheimezhizheyu“lixi”a！nishifanggaolidaidemaguzong！
tayanjishoukuaidifuzhuwodeshouwan，zhangxinwenreganzao。woxiangbeitangdaoyiyangmengdichouhuishou。dagaishidongzuotaida，
jiashanggaogenxiezhanjiuleyoudianlei，woshentihuangleyixia。jihushibennengdi，woxiayishidixiaoshengdunangleyiju，
daizhedianzijidoumeichajuedejiaoqi：“…jiaohaotong。”shengyinhenxiao，yanmeizaizhouweideyinlehetanxiaoshengzhong。
danguqifengtingdaole。tagaodadeshentimingxianjiangleyixia。ranhou，
wokandaolekanchengshijiedijiudaqijideyimu——gushichulemingdebingshanzongcaiguqifengdelianshang，
bingxueyirouyankejiandesuduxiaorong，zuijiaobushoukongzhidixiangshangyangqi，yanshenshunjianbiande…liangjingjingde？
xiangfaxianleshenmexishizhenbaodedagougou。tahoujiegundongleyixia，shengyindiyalejifen，
daizheyizhongqiyide、hongxiaohaibandewenrou：“…henteng？
”zheigeyuqi…zheigeyanshen…wojipigedadunshidiaoleyidi！tongshi，xindishenchumougebeifengyindejiaoluo，
fangfobeiyumaoqingqingsaoleyixia。buxing！shenxingyao！qingxing！zheishidirendetangyipaodan！
shixiangyaowajieniyizhideyinxianzhaoshu！wolikebanqilian，qiehuanhuigaolengmoshi：“bulaoguzongfeixin。
”guqifengyandideguangandanleyishun，danhenkuaiyouranqigengguiyidedouzhi。taqingleqingsangzi，
yongyizhongjiqiyansu、fangfozaixuanbugongsinianducaibaodekouwen，duiwoshuo：“shenzong，
nizhidaohaishuiweishenmeshixiandema？”youlaile！wotoupifama，haoxiangtao。
taziguzidijiexiaodaan：“yinweiyuzaihailikudetaishangxin，liudeyanleitaiduole。
”“……”womianwubiaoqingdikanzheta。quejiantaqidaidikanxiangwo，fangfozaidengwodezhangshenghuozhe…jiaochen？
henhao，guqifeng，nichenggongyonglengxiaohuaqusanlewojiaohuaidesuantong，
querdaizhideshiyizhongxiangyaoyonggaogenxiecaibiantazengliangpixiedeqiangliechongdong。“guzong，”woshenxiyikouqi，
luchuyigeheshandexiao，“jianyininbazheigeganrendegushijiangjihaiyangbaohuxiehuiting，
huoxunengweijituanduoladianzanzhu？”shuowan，wolinzhequnbai，caizhefangfozhuanglefenghuolundehentiangao，
xunsutaolile“lengxiaohuadahu”。shenhou，sihuchuanlaiguqifengyishengjiqingde、daizhedianyuyuehewunaidetanxi。
duodelechuyi，duobuleshiwu。youqishidangnidegongsihetadegongsiyoushenduhezuoyixiangshi。
weileyigedaxiangmu，shuangfangtuanduilianxujiabanjiadianganfangan。qinggongyanshang，wozhongyupogongle。