《穿书,我是专业的》 小说介绍
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wotaichuanchengbazongwenlideqiu,sansuijuexingqianshijiyi。yuanzhuliwomalinjiaojiaodaiqiupaoshibai,
beizongcaidiegutingshenzhuahuidangjinsique。jiejushishengertaisantai,chengweigujiashengyubiaobing。
kanzhezongcaidieyousonglaigezidanzuanjie,wojidebanaipingzata**xizhuangshang。dangwanwopajinshufang,
yongkouhongzaishougouhetongshanghuafu:“mamikuaipao!”diertianwomaguoduansilehetong:“gutingshen,
zheihaomentaitaisheiaidangsheidang!”qinianhoutameizhuanggongsishangshi,wozuoweigudongchuxifabuhui。
zongcaidiejuzheqinzijiandingzaitaixiahan:“jiaojiao,nihehaizigenwohuijia!”woqiangguohuatong:“dashu,
womengongsizhizhaolihundaiwade,ninxianpaiduiligehun?”---qingchendeyangguang,xianggemeiqingmeizhongdexionghaizi,
pajiyixiapaizaiwolianshang。wo,guyuanyuan,yigesansuilinglianggeyueyoushiwutianderenleiyouzai,
zhengbeisaizaipengsongdenengmensirendegongzhuleisiqunli,shengwukeliandizuozaiwoneinengpaomadeyingerchuangshang。
zuilidiaozhedenaiping,shiwocikeweiyideweijie,yeshiweiyidewuqi。zuoyikou,wenwende,
tiantiande……dengdeng,zheiweierbudui!yigushuyuchengnianshechudejiyisuipian,rutongbeiyaohuangguodekelepaomo,
“peng”diyixiazhakaizaiwoneiganggouzhuangxia“jintianwanshenme”dexiaonaodaiguali。
haiyou……xiabanditieshangshuadaodeneibentianleigungun、gouxueqifeidebazongxiaoshuo——《zongcaidedaiqiuxiaotaoqi》!
我的亲妈,林娇娇,
guobeiqiutadie——neigejushuoduoduojiaoquanqiujingjidouyaoganmaodegutingshen——jingzhundingweizhuabaohuilaidexiaojiaoqi。
erwo,guyuanyuan,jiushineige“qiu”!yuanzhude“wanmei”jieju?womazaigujiazheizuojinzidazaodeniaolongli,
xiangzhigaochandejinsique,yigejieyigedisheng,zuizhongronghuo“gujiashengyubiaobing”chenghao,
zaiguifuquanlikaoduzicweichudao。“pu——!”yikounaizhijiecongwozuilichengpenshezhuangbiaolechuqu,
jingzhundihuachuyidaowanmeidepaowuxian,jiaoshilepangbianjiazhibufeideshougongyangmaoditan。shengyubiaobing?jinsique?
woditouchoulechouzijirouhuhu、haowuzhandoulidexiaozhuazi,yigubeifenzhichongtianlinggai。
zheishenmediyujitoutaitiyanka?!rangwomadangshengyujiqi?zheijuqing,tahelima?!tarendaoma?!
tajingguowozheige“qiu”detongyilema?!fennudexiaohuomiaocengcengwangshangmao,wozuanjinlenaiping,
neisuliaopingshenfachubukanzhongfude“gazhi”sheng。jiuzaizheishi,fangmenbeiwushengdituikai,
yiguwuxingde、shuyudingjialpha(biewenwoweishenmezhidao,
xiaoshuolidouzheimexie)delenglieqichangshunjianjimanlezhenggefangjian,lianyangguangdousihusesuoleyixia。gutingshen。
woneichuanshuozhongshuailiecangqiong、fukediguo、dannaozidagailvbeimenjiaguodezongcaidie。
tamaizhettaichaomodouzikuiburudezhangtuizouguolai,
caijianwanmeideheixizhuangchendetaxianggangcongshishangzazhifengmianshangkouxialaidediaosu。shixiansaoguowopennaide“jiezuo”,
meitoujibukechadiculeyixia,kuaidejihurangrenyiweishicuojue。jiezhe,
tamubiaomingquedizouxiangchuangbianzhengduizheshuzhuangjing、lianseyouxiecangbaiqueyijiumeilidenvren——woneikumingdema,
linjiaojiao。tacongxizhuangneidailitaochuyigesironghezi,dongzuoyouyadi“pada”dakai。
yidaociyandeguangmangshunjianliangxialewodetaihejinyingeryan。yikegezidandaxiaodezuanshijiezhi,
anjingditangzaiheisesirongshang,xiaozhangdizheshezhedingdengdeguangxian,
meiyidaolengjiaodouxiezhe“wohengui”he“**dong”。“jiaojiao,”gutingshendeshengyindichencixing,
daizheyizhonglisuodangrandezhangkonggan,“xiazhoujiayan,daishangta。”tadeyuqipingdanwubo,
fangfodiguoqudebushixishizhenbao,ershiyifenxuyaoqianzideputongwenjian。jingziliyingchuwomalinjiaojiaodelian。
tadeshouzhiwuyishidijiaojinlequnbai,zhijieweiweifanbai。neimeijiezhideguangcidetayanjingyoudiansuan。
tazhanglezhangzui,sihuxiangshuoshenme,zuizhongquezhishichuixiayanjie,
zhangzhangdejiemaozaicangbaidelianjiashangtouxialiangxiaopianyinying,xiangliangzhipibeiyufeidedie。neishiyizhongrenmingdechenmo,
kandewoxintouhuoqi。buxing!jueduibuxing!zheigezidanjiushigeniaolongdeyaochi!daishanglejiuzhenchengjinsiquele!
“wa——!pupupu!”womengdibaofachujingtiandongdidejiaku,chenggongxiyinlelianggedarendezhuyi。
zaitamenzhuantoukanxiangwodeshunjian,womaozulechinaidejinger(zimianyisi),jiangshoulichendiandiandenaiping,
chaozhegutingshenneipianjushuoyouyidalilaogongjiangshougongfengzhi、jiazhiyitaofangde**banxizhuangxiongkou,
henhendi、jingzhunditouzhilechuqu!“kuangdang!”naipingdaizhefengsheng,zaikongzhonghuachuyidaojuejuedehuxian,
ranhou——wanmeimingzhongmubiao!naizuijingzhundiduizailegutingshenneixiantiaolengyingdexiahegushang,
wenrede、daizhewokoushuidenai,rutongweixingpubu,hualaladijiaoletaangguidexizhuangqianjinyipianlangjie。
shijianfangfoninggule。gutingshenzhenggerenjiangzaiyuandi,xiahexianbengjindexiangyaoduanlie。
taneishuangshensuidenengdongsirendeyanjing,huanhuandi、huanhuandizhuanxiangwo,limianfanyongdejingehefengbaoqiandesiji,
zugourangrenheyigechengnianxiashushunjiantuiruancizhi。linjiaojiao“a”diyishengdihu,lianseshunjiancanbai,
xiayishijiuxiangchongguolaibaowo。“gu!yuan!yuan!”gutingshendeshengyinxiangshicongbingkulonglilaochulaide,
yiziyidun,daizhenengbakongqidongliedehanyi。chengle!woneixindexiaorenerchayaokuangxiao。lachouhenchenggong!
zhuanyihuoli!mami,wozhinengbangnidaozheierle!jiexialaideyizhengtian,zhengdongbieshudoulongzhaozaidiqiyazhongxin。
yongrenmenzouludianzhejiaojian,huxidoufangqingle,shengpajingraoleshufanglineiweizhoushensanfazhejueduilingdudehuoyanwang。
womabeileling“haohaofansizenmejiaohaizi”,yibuyebuxutachuzhuwomen。erwo,zheigezuikuihuoshou,
zebeirenghuileyingerfang,menkouhaiduolegezhuanmendingzhewode、biaoqingyansudenengjiasiwenzidebaomuzhangma。
yemuzhongyujianglin,houzhongdesirongchuangliandangzhulewaimiandeyiqieguangliang。wotangzaiheianzhong,
erduoxiangleidayiyangshuzhe,buzhuozhezhengdongfangzideshengyin。
shufangdefangxiangyinyuechuanlaigutingshenlengyingde、chuligongshidejianduanzhiling。louxiayongrenfangchedianjingxialai。
menkoudezhangma……ng,youjiezoudeqingweihanshengchuanlai。shijidaole!woxiangtiaorouchongzi,
qiaowushengxidigongchubeiwo,guangzhejiaoyacaizaibingliangdedibanshang,yiluchangtongwuzudipadaoleshufangmenkou。
ganxiegutingshenneigaisidezixin(huozheshuoshiduisansuiyouzaizhishangdemieshi),shufangmenjuranzhishixuyanzhe!
woshichuchinaidejinger(zaiyici),yongzhenggeshentidezhongliangdingkaiyitiaofengxi,ciliuyixiazuanlejinqu。
judadehongmushuzhuorutongyigechenmodeguaishou,chulizaiyueguangzhaobudaodeyinyingli。
woshoujiaobingyongdipashangneizhangduiwolaishuoxiangxiaoshanyiyanggaodezhenpilaobanyi,
zaihangchihangchidifanshangguanghuabinglengdezhuomian。yueguanglinsedisajinlai,
mianqiangzhaolianglezhuomianzhongyangtankaideyifenhouhoudewenjian。
fengmianshangyinzhejigejiacudeheitizi:“guanyujiaoyanrihuayouxiangongsishougoufanganjihouxuzhenghejihua”。jiaoyan?
zheibushiwomayiqiantoutougenwoniantaoguode、tahunqianhepengyouyiqidaogudexiaogongzuoshidemingzima?
neigepengyou……haoxiangjiaosuya?gutingshenzheigeqinshou!tabujinyaokunzhuwomaderen,
liantazheidianjincundenianxiangyeyaochediqiamie!shougou?zhenghe?
xiayibushibushijiuyaoba“jiaoyan”zheigepaizirengjinlishidelajidui?fennudexiaohuomiaoshunjianliaoyuan。buxing!
jueduibuxing!zheishiwomaweiyidetuilu,yeshiwomenniangliangweilaidefanpiaoa!
wodexiaoroushouzaiguanghuadezhuomianshangjiqiedimosuozhe。bi!woxuyaobi!huozherenhenengliuxiahenjidedongxi!
zhijianturanchudaoyigebinglengguanghuadeyuanzhuti。naqilaiyikan,yueguangxia,
yizhiwaiqiaoxiangqianzhexisuiliangpiande、yikanjiujiazhibufeidekouhong!
bachengshiwomabaitianshidaijiezhishisuishoufangzheierde。tianzhuwoye!wobadiaochendiandiandejinshugaizi,
ningchulimianbaomanxianhongdegaoti。nongyudemeiguixiangqishunjianmimankailai。woshenxiyikouzhei“zhandou”deqixi,
wojinzheizhi“wuqi”,xiangwozheyibaguangjian。miaozhunneifengaisideshougouhetongfengmian,
wodiaodongqiquanshendeliqiheyishuxijun(suiranzhiyousansui),kaishihuihaopomo!
xianshiyigejudade、waiwainiuniudehongsegantanhao!daibiaowoqiangliede**!jiezhe,
yongjinwobishengsuoxuedechouxiangpaihuafeng,hualeyigehuochairenfenlibenpao(liangtiaotuilundexiangfenghuolun),
houmianzhuizheyigetoudingmaoyan(daibiaofennu)de,mianmukezeng(mianqiangnengkanchushigerenxing)deguaiwu!zuihou,
zaihetongbiaoti“jiaoyanrihua”pangbian,yongjinhonghuangzhili,xiexialewocikezuihexin、zuipoqiedesuqiu!
zijiwaixieniuqu,danmeigebihuadouguanzhulewodelinghunnahan:“mami!!kuaipao!!!
”xiewanzuihouyigewaiwainiuniudegantanhao,woleidechadianpazaizhanmanhongseyinnidewenjianshang。
kanzhezijide“jiezuo”,neixianhongcimudetuyazaiyueguangxiarutongmouzhongshenmidejingshifuzhou,
womanyididalegexiaoxiaodehaqian,bazuoangongju——neizhiangguidekouhong,xiaoxinyiyidisaihuibitongshenchu。
ranhou,woxiangwanchengleyixiangweidashimingderenzhe,yuanlufanhui,paxiashuzhuo,liuchushufang,
zaiqiaowushengxidigonghuizijidexiaochuang,yongbeizibazijiguochengyituan,
zhiliuyishuangzeiliangzeiliangdeyanjingzaiheianzhongzhaba。mami,xinhaoyifachu!shoudaoqinghuifu!over!
---diertian,taiyanggonggongganglanyangyangdipashangchuangkuang,bieshulijiuzhaleguo。neidongjing,
biwozuotianyongnaipinghongzhagutingshenhaiyaodashibei。“peng!”yishengjuxiang,xiangshiyourenhenhenchuaikaileshufangdemen。
jinjiezhe,shigutingshenneibiaozhixingde、nengbawudingxianfandepaoxiao,gezhehaojicengloubanhehouzhongdefangmen,
yijiuqingxidizaojinwodexiaoerduo:“linjiaojiao!nifenglema?!kankannigandehaoshi!”lailelaile!
woxingfendizairouruandeyingerchuangligunleyiquan,xiaoerduoshudexiangtianxian,
nulibuzhuozhelouxiachuanlaidemeiyigeyinjie。baomuzhangmayebeijingdongle,tantoutannaodichaozhuwofangxiangzhangwang,
zanshifangsongleduiwodedingshao。“**dehaoshi?”womalinjiaojiaodeshengyinxiangleqilai。neishengyin,
buzaishipingshineizhongwenruanshuncong、daizhedianxiaoxinyiyideweidao。tabagaole,xiangyibacuilehuodebishou,
youjianyouliang,daizheyizhongpofuchenzhoudejuejue,qingxidichuantoulegutingshendepaoxiaofengbao。“gutingshen!
niyanjingzhangzaitoudingshangma?neiziji!neihuafeng!nigaosuwo,neixiangshiwolinjiaojiaonengganchulaideshi?!
”duanzandechenmo。kongqisihuninggulejimiao。“bushini,nandaoshiguihuade?!
”gutingshendeshengyinchongmanlehuangmiuhebaonu。“he,”womafachuyishengduancuerbinglengdechixiao,
neixiaoshenglichongmanlechaofengheyizhongchedijietuodetongkuai,“guihuade?shuobudinghaizhenshi!
shinigudazongcaikuixinshizuoduole,zhaolaidebaoying!fanzheng,zheishougou,wobutongyi!”“butongyi?
”gutingshendeyudiaodouranjiangdaobingdian,meiyigezidouxiangshibingzhuizi,“linjiaojiao,niyiweinishizaigensheishuohua?
niyiweinihaiyouxuanzedeyudi?”“xuanzedeyudi?”womadeshengyindouranbadegenggao,
daizheyizhongyushijufendehenjinger,“gutingshen!wogaosuni!zheihaomentaitai,sheiaidangsheidang!
laoniangbusihoule!”xiayimiao,louxiachuanlaiyizhenjiqicier、lingrenyasuande“sila——sila——!”sheng。
neishengyin,gancui、liluo、daizheyizhongzhanduanyiqiedetongkuai!xiangshiyipihualidejinduan,beirenshengshengcongzhongsikai!
shizhi!shineifengaiside、beiwotuyaguodeshougouhetong!womazaisita!tazhendesile!
wodexiaoxinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangbengdi,dongdongdongdiqiaozhehuankuaidegudian。gandepiaoliangmami!sidehao!
sidezaixiangliangxie!“linjiaojiao!ni——”gutingshendeshengyinbeizheituruqilaide、chedidepannijudongyezhule,
zhishengxiacuzhongde、nanyizhixindechuanxi。“wozenmele?”womadeshengyindaizheyizhongqiyidepingjing,
xiangshibaofengyuguohoudehaimian,xiamianqueyunzangzhetaotiandeliliang,“gutingshen,shouqinineitaozhangkongyiqiedebaxi!
wobushinidefushupin!congjintianqi,nizounidezongcailu,woguowodedumuqiao!yuanyuan,woyaodaizou!
”“daizouyuanyuan?”gutingshendeshengyinxiangshicongyafenglijichulaide,meiyigezidoucuizhedu,“nizuomeng!
”“zuobuzuomeng,shishikan!”womadeshengyinzhandingjietie,haowujuse,“zhangma!shoushidongxi!womenzou!
xianzai!like!mashang!”louxiashunjianxianruyipianbinghuangmaluan。jiaobushengjicudixiangqi,
bansuizheyongrenmenyayidejinghuhezhangmayingshengdehuangluanyingda。
gutingshenbaonudehoushengrutongmenleizaibieshuligundong:“lanzhuta!jiwolanzhuta!”danyiqiedouwanle。
womalinjiaojiao,neigebeitieshang“rouruo”、“shuncong”biaoqiandexiaojiaoqi,cikexiangyitoubeichedijinudemushi,
baofachulejingrendenengliang。tabaozheyigexiaoxiaodexinglixiang(gujizhilaidejisailedianbixupin),
zaizhangmadeyanhuxia,yiyizhongjinhumanhengdezitai,chongpolemenkoubaobiaoxiangzhengxingdezulan。
gaogenxiecaizaidalishidimianshangdeshengyin,qingcui、jicu、yiwufangu,yiluchongxiangdamen。“peng——!
”chenzhongdediaohuadamenbeiyonglishuaishangdejuxiang,rutongyigexiuzhifu,
henhenzasuilegujiabieshulilingrenzhixidehualiqiulong。yezazailegutingshenneizhangyinchendenengdichumoshuidelianshang。
wopazaierloudeyingerchuanglanganshang,nulitanchuxiaonaodai,
zhikandaowomabaozhexiangzi、touyebuhuichongxiangwaimianneilianglinshijiaolaidechuzuchedejuejuebeiying。
yangguangsazaitashenshang,jitadushangleyicengjinbian,neibeiying,chongmanlepojianzhongshengdelilianggan。“mami!
dengdengwo!”wochezhesangzihan,shengyinnaixiongnaixiongde。louxiahunluanzhong,zhangmazhongyufanyingguolai,
shoumangjiaoluandichongjinyingerfang,yibajiangwolaoqilai,huluanguoshangxiaotanzi,baozhewojiuwanglouxiachong。
gutingshenhaijiangzaiketingzhongyang,liansetieqing,yanshenyinzhidenengsharen,sisidingzhedamendefangxiang。
baobiaomenmianmianxiangqu,meirenganzhenzhengqulanbaozhewodezhangma。jiuzheiyang,wo,guyuanyuan,
zuoweiyimeiguangrongde、chenggongcefanlenvzhudexiaoxiao“qiu”,zaigutingshenneizuyidongjielinghundesiwangningshixia,
beizhangmabaozhe,dayaodabaidi、shenglidataowangbandi,likailezheizuojinbihuihuangdelaolong。zuojinchuzuche,
chemenguanshangdeshunjian,gejueleshenhouneizuolingrenzhixidehaozhai。wobazhechechuang,
kanzheqipaidetieyidamenheneixiechuanzheheixizhuang、biaoqingcuoedebaobiaofeikuaididaotui、suoxiao。
womalinjiaojiaozuozaiwopangbian,xiongtanghaizaijulieqifu,lianseyijiucangbai,danneishuangpiaoliangdeyanjingli,
queranshaozheyizhongwocongweijianguode、cuicanduomudeguangmang。tamengdizhuanguotou,kanxiangzhangmahuailidewo。neimuguang,
穿书,我是专业的