毒舌与金句的狭路相逢
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1chuyu：wanmeizhuyizhede“shijuewuran”yufanchunxiangjichuxiaodiyicijiandaolili，
shizaixingyefenghuidejiuhuishang。zuoweitouxingquangongrende“xingzoudewanmeijiaokeshu”，
chuxiaoxiguanleyongshenshidemuguangsaomiaoquanchang——xizhuangxiukouluchudeshoubiaobixushishougongdingzhikuan，
lingdaijiayupixieyansewuchabunengchaoguo3%，lianjubeidejiaodudoudefuhehuangjinfenge。
kedangtadeshixianluozaijiaoluoshi，meitoudiyicibushoukongzhidiningchenglegeda。neigejiaolilidenvren，
chuanzheyishenjiuhongsediaodaiqun，meidequeshizhayan，keshouliquenazhebanchuanmeikenwandetanghulu，tangzhazhanzaizuijiao，
zhengheshenbiandeguimisuqingxiaodeqianyanghouhe，shengyinqingcuidexiangsuibingzhuangbolibei，zaitatinglai，
hezhijiaguaheibanmeiqubie。“shijuewuran。”chuxiaoxialekouxiangbin，shengyinlengdexianggangcongbingjiaolilaochulai，
shenbiandezhangyuemeitingqing，couguolaiwen：“sha？nishuoneitanghulukanzhetingtian？
”zhangyueshichuxiaocongxiaochuanyitiaokaidangkuzhangdadexiongdi，yeshiquanneizhumingde“gaoxiaonan”，
cikezhengdingzhelilidefangxiang，yanjingfaliang：“laochu，nikanneiguniang，shibushixiangconghualizouchulaidexiaoxiannv？
wogennishuo，yejiuzheizhongjibiede，cainengpeideshangnizhei‘renjiandiaosu’。”chuxiaomeilita，gangxiangyikaishixian，
liliquexiangyouganyingsidekanleguolai，simuxiangduideshunjian，tachongtajulejushoulidetanghulu，
zuijiaodetangzhashanleshan，yanshenlidaizhedianxixue。chuxiaodemeitouzhoudegengjin，gangyaozhuanshen，
jiutingjianlilideshengyinpiaoguolai：“zheiweixiansheng，zhoumeihuichanshengzhouwen，
yingxiangninde‘wanmeixingxiang’e——bijing，bushisuoyourendounengkaolianchifan，deshengzhedianyong。”shengyinbuda，
quejingzhundichuozhonglechuxiaode“wanmeizhuyi”tongdian。tazhuanguoshen，muguangsaoguotazuijiaodetangzha，
yuqidaizheguanyoudedushe：“zongbimouxierenkaotangzhaxiyinmuguangqiang。jianyixiacikentanghuluqian，
xianxuexuecanzhuoliyi——huozhe，bielaizheizhongxuyaoliyidechanghe。”lilitiaoletiaomei，
manyouyoudicadiaozuijiaodetangzha：“kanlaichuxianshengdui‘xiyinli’youshenmewujie。bijing，
biqiyizunzhihuibaiposedediaosu，dajiahaoxianggengaikanhuoshengshengderen。”tahuanglehuangshoulidetanghulu，
xiaodejiaoxia，“zaishuole，tiandedongxi，zongbimouxierendezuiqiang。”zhangyuezaipangbiankandezhile，
tongletongchuxiao：“hei，zheigunianggoujingera！woxihuan！”chuxiaomeishuohua，zhishishenshendikanleliliyiyan，
neiyanshenlizangzhesuanjiheyisibuyichajuedexingwei。tazhuanshenlikaishi，
tingjianlilideguimisuqingcouguoqushuo：“lili，neikeshichuxiaoa！wanmeidaofanguidenanren！wogennishuo，
yejiuninenggentaduishangliangju，huanbierenzaosongle！”lilichixiaoyisheng：“wanmei？wokanshi‘zhuang’dewanmeiba。
”erchuxiaodeerli，qiahaobuzhuodaolezheijuhua。tazuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao——youyisi，
zheizhizhangyawuzhuadexiaoyemao，tajixiale。
2zhugongshangxian：nanerde“shenjiedu”yunverde“qiangzhibangding”fenghuihoudedisantian，
lilijiedaolegongsitongzhi：hechuxiaosuozaidetouxinghezuoyigexinnengyuanxiangmu，tazuoweixiangmuzuhexinchengyuan，
xuyaoheduifangfuzerenduijie。danglilizaihuiyishimenkouzaicijiandaochuxiaoshi，chadianyiweizijitingcuole。
duifangchuanzhejiancaidetideshenhuisexizhuang，toufashudeyisibugou，zhengditoufankanwenjian，
celianxiantiaoliluodexiangshoushudaokechulaide，taiyankandaotashi，yanshenlidechaofenghaobuyanshi：“li**？
kanlaiguigongsimeirenle。”lililakaiyizizuoxia，
jiangwenjianjia“pa”dipaizaizhuoshang：“zongbimouxiegongsipaigezhihuitiaocide‘jiangong’qiang。chuzongfangxin，
xiangmuchubulechazi——bijing，wobuxiangmouxieren，bashijianhuazaiyanjiuxiukouzhangdushang。
”pangbiandezhangyueganjindayuanchang：“aiaiai，doushizijiren，biezheimejianbanuzhangma！lilishiba？
woshizhangyue，chuxiaodehaoxiongdi！niliangshangcizaijiuhuishangjiuting‘touyuan’de，zheicihezuokendingshunshunlili！
”“touyuan”lianggezi，zhangyueshuodegewaizhong，chuxiaopieletayiyan，meishuohua。
liliquexiaole：“zhangxianshengdui‘touyuan’dedingyi，shibushihezidianyoudianchuru？”huiyijinxingdebingbuyukuai。
chuxiaodedushejinengquankai，congshichangfenxibaogaodezitidaxiao，daolilipptlimougetubiaodepeise，
doubeitatiaochule“zhimingquexian”。liliyebushichisude，jinjupinchu，
jujujingzhunfanji：“chuzongyaoshiduipaibanzheimeyouyanjiu，
jianyizhuanxingquchubanshedangxiaodui”“ninzheimezaiyiyanse，nandaoshiyoushenmesecaiqiangpozheng？
xuyaowotuijianxinliyishengma？”sanhuihou，zhangyuebachuxiaoladaoyibian，xiaodeyilianshenmi：“laochu，
wogennishuo，zheililijueduishinidecai！nikana，nidushe，tanengjiedezhu；nicongming，
tanaozizhuandebinihaikuai；guanjianshi，tazhangdehaokan，haibuzhuang，
genneixieweizhenizhuandeyingyingyanyanwanquanbuyiyang！”chuxiaozhenglizhexiukou，
mianwubiaoqing：“wodui‘meiguiju’denvrenmeixingqu。”“zheijiaozhenxingqing！”zhangyuepaizhetadejianbang，
“nixianga，yejiutagangennizheimedui，shuomingtameibanidangshen，zhidangnishigeren！duohao！”erlingyibian，
suqingzhenglazhelilijidongdihuang：“lili！chuxiaoa！nimenjuranyaohezuo！zheijianzhishitianzhuding！nixiangxiang，
taneimewanmei，nizheimeyouxiu，jianzhishiqiangqianglianhe，tianshengyidui！”lilifanlegebaiyan：“suqing，
nishibushiyanqingxiaoshuokanduole？tawanmei？wokanshi‘wanmeidezidakuang’。”“neijiaozixin！”suqingfanbo，
“nixianga，taneimetiaotideren，juranmeizhijiebaniganchuxiangmuzu，shuomingtaxinlikendingyoudianshu！zaishuole，
niliangdouzuideshihou，neihuohuapilipalade，sheikanbuchulaia？”liligangxiangfanbo，shoujixiangle，
shichuxiaodezhulifalaidexiaoxi：“li**，chuzongshuonindeshichangfenxibaogaoluojihunluan，
jinwanbadianqianxuyaozhongxinxiugaihaofajita。ling：jianyiyongsongtiwuhaozi，duanluojianju1.5bei，xiexie。
”lilikanzhe“xiexie”lianggezi，qidexiaole。tahuifu：“gaosuchuzong，baogaoneirongbizitizhongyao。
yaoshitashizaixian，jianyiqulianzi。”chuxiaokandaohuifushi，zuijiaonandediyangleyixia。
zhangyuecouguolai：“xiaolexiaole！wojiushuoniduitabuyiyangba！”chuxiaoshouqishouji，
huifuleneifulengbingbingdeyangzi：“wozhishijuede，tadekangyanengli，biwoxiangxiangzhongqiang。”——qiangdao，
rangtaxiangzaibiyibi，kankantadaodiyouduoshaobenshi。
3beipotongxing：xiangmuzulidezhilinianyayuhuduirichangxiangmuqidonghou，
lilihechuxiaodejianmianpinlvzhixianshangsheng。conghuiyishidaoxiangmuxianchang，liangrenjihuxingyingbuli，
yejihu“dui”bulikou。quwaidikaochaxinnengyuanjidishi，chechengsigexiaoshi。chuxiaokaozaifujiashangbimuyangshen，
lilizuozaihoupai，fanzheziliaosuikouwen：“chuzong，zheifenkexingxingfenxilidefengxianpinggu，shibushitaileguanle？
”chuxiaomeizhengyan：“li**yaoshikanbudong，keyiwenzhangyue，tabijiaoyounaixinjieshi‘zhuanyeshuyu’。
”liliqixiaole：“kanlaichuzongdenaixin，zhijikandedongderen。kexia，woganghaonengkandong——bingqiejuede，
zheilideloudong，binichenshanshangdezhezhouhaimingxian。”chuxiaomengdizhengkaiyan，zhuantoukanta：“e？neinishuoshuo，
loudongzaina？”jiexialaideyigexiaoshi，liangrenjiuzhefengxianpingguzhankailejiliebianlun。zhangyuezaiqianmiankaiche，
tingdeyilengyilengde，yihuierjuedechuxiaoshuodeyoudaoli，yihuierjuedelilifenxidegengtouche，
zuihouzhinengzailiangrenzhengzhizuixiongdeshihouchayiju：“yaobu……zanmenxianchidianlingshi？
”jieguoliangrenyikoutongsheng：“bizui。”zhangyuemomosuohuitou，xinlidigu：zheiliangren，
lianduirendejiezoudouzheimetongbu，shuomeiganjuesheixina？daolejidi，fuzerendaizhecanguanshi，
lilibuxiaoxincaijinlenikeng，baisefanbuxieshunjianzangleyikuai。tazhoulezhoumei，gangxiangzhaozhijin，
chuxiaodeshengyinjiuxiangleqilai：“zoulubukanlu？haishishuo，li**juedenibabixiangmuzhongyao？
”lilidengta：“zongbimouxierenyanlizhiyoushuju，meikandaojiaoxiadekengqiang。”huasuiruci，
tahaishiyoudianbieniu。wanshanghuijiudianshi，faxianmenkoufangzheyigezhidai，dakaiyikan，shiyishuangquanxindefanbuxie，
chimaganghao，pangbianhaiyouyizhangzhitiao，zijilengying：“miandemingtianyourentuozhezangxieyingxiangshirong。
——chuxiao”lilikanzhexiezi，xinliyoudianfuza。suqingwanshangjitadadianhuashi，tarenbuzhutileyizui，
suqinglikejianjiao：“songxie！zheijueduishishihao！chuxiaozheizhongren，nengjinimaixie，shuomingtaxinliyouni！
”lilizuiying：“shuobudingshipawotuomanjindu。”“jiekou！jueduishijiekou！”suqingduding，“nidengzhe，
taxiayibukendingyougengdadedongzuo！”erchuxiaozheibian，zhangyueyezaibiwen：“keyialaochu，
doukaishijirensongxiele？shenmeshihoumaide？wozenmebuzhidao？
”chuxiaomianbugaise：“luguobianlidianshunshoumaide。zongbunengranghezuofangchuanzhezangxiegongzuo，
chuanchuqudiuwomengongsidelian。”zhangyuefanlegebaiyan：“bianlidianmaimingpaifanbuxie？nipiansheini？wogennishuo，
xihuanjiuzhui，biezhuangle，leibulei？”chuxiaomeilita，naqishoujikanlekan，meishoudaolilidexiaoxi，
meitouweibukechadizhouleyixia。diertian，lilichuanzhexinxiechuxianzaichuxiaomianqian，meishuoxiexie，
zhishizaitakanguolaishi，yangleyangxiaba：“chuzongyanguangbucuo，jiushishenmeipiannianqinghualedian。
”chuxiaolengheng：“zongbimouxierenchuandexiangdiaosepanqiang。”zhangyuezaipangbiantanqi：zheiliangzuzong，
shashihounengbuzuiyinga？4yiwaijiaoji：yiyuanzoulangdedusheguanxinyujinjufanjixiangmutuijindaoguanjianjieduan，
lianxuyizhoudeaoyejiaban，ranglilideshentikangbuzhule。neitianzaihuiyishitaolunfanganshi，taturanyanqianyihei，
chadianzaidaozaidi。chuxiaofanyingzuikuai，shenshoufuzhuletadegebo，zhangxindewendutouguochenshanchuanguolai，
daizheyisibuyichajuedehuangluan。“dixuetang？”tazhouzhemei，yuqiyijiubuhaoting，
“lianzijideshentidouzhaogubuhao，haixiangzuoxiangmu？”lilikaozaiyibeishang，liansecangbai，
quehaishichechugexiao：“zongbimouxieren……zhihuishuofenglianghuaqiang。”zhangyueganjinpaochuqumaitang，chuxiaoquemeidong，
zhishidingzheta，yanshenlideqingxuhenfuza。guoleyihuier，tacongxizhuangneidailimochuyikuaiqiaokeli，
diuzaitamianqian：“chile。biesizaihuiyishili，huiqi。”lililengzhule。tazhidaochuxiaoyouyanzhongdejiepi，
congbupengzheixie“lianjialingshi”，gengbieshuosuishendaizhele。tanaqiqiaokeli，bokaibaozhuangsaijinzuili，
tiannideweidaozaishejianmanyankai，xinliqueyoudiansuan。“xiexie。”tadishengshuo。chuxiaobieguolian，meishuohua。
keshiqingmeizheimejiandan。dangtianxiawu，liliyinweijixingchangweiyanbeisongjinleyiyuan。suqinggandaoshi，
kandaodejiushichuxiaozuozaibingchuangbian，shoulinazheyifenxiangmubaogao，zuilihaizainiantao：“nidaoxiale，
zheixiegongzuosheizuo？wokemeishijiantinica**。”suqingqibudayichulai：“chuxiao！lilidouzheiyangle，
nihaishuozheizhonghua！”liligangguawanshui，jingshenhaoledian，chelechesuqingdexiuzi，
duichuxiaoshuo：“kanlaichuzongbujindushe，haitingguanxinxiangmujindude。fangxin，wosibule，
mingtianjiunenghuiqushangban。”chuxiaofangxiabaogao，zhanqishen：“zuihaoshizheiyang。”tazhuanshenyaozou，youtingzhu，
“yishengshuonixuyaojingyang，biechengqiang。”zheijuhuashuodehenqing，buxiangzhiqiandechaofeng，daoxiangshi……guanxin？
lilimeifanyingguolai，chuxiaoyijingzoule。suqingjidongdishuo：“nitingdaomei？taguanxinni！jueduishiguanxin！
”lilikanzhetianhuaban，meishuohua。wanshang，chuxiaodeweixinfaleguolai：“xiangmuziliaoworangzhangyuezhenglihaole，
mingtianfaniyouxiang。——biehuifu，womeibiedeyisi，zhishibuxiangxiangmuyanqi。”lilikanzheneitiaoxiaoxi，
turanxiaole。tahuifu：“zhidaole，chuzong。shunbianshuoyiju，niguanxinrendeyangzi，
bidushedeshihoushunyanduole。”chuxiaokandaohuifushi，zhengzaikaiche，shouzhizaipingmushangdunledun，
zuijiaobushoukongzhidixiangshangwanlewan。zhangyuezuozaifujiashang，kandeyiqingerchu：“xiaolexiaoleyouxiaole！laochu，
niwanle，nijueduizaile！”chuxiaokeleyisheng，huifuleyansu：“kaiche。
”5shitanbianyuan：shenyejiabandekafeiyu“buhuaihaoyi”detouweililichuyuanhou，
chuxiaoduitadetaidubiandeyoudianqiguai。yijiudushe，queshaolejifenkeyidediaonan；yijiutiaoti，
quehuizaitaaoyeshi，rangzhuli“shunbian”duodingyifenxiaoye；shenzhiyouyici，
tayinweiyigeshujucuowubeijiafangdiaonan，chuxiaojurannandedititajielewei，
suiranyuqihaishihenchong：“zheidianxiaowenti，jiafangzhiyujiuzhebufang？lili，xiacizaifanzheizhongdijicuowu，
nijiuzijiqugenjiafangdaoqian。”lilixinliqingchu，neibushizhize，shiweihu。neitianwanshangjiabandaolingchen，
bangongshizhishengxiatamenlianggeren。chuxiaozaigaifangan，lilizaizhenglishuju，kongqilizhiyouqiaojijianpandeshengyin。
liliqishenqujieshui，luguochuxiaoshenbianshi，kandaotamianqiandekafeiyijingkongle，yandidaizhedandandeqingse。
tayouyuleyixia，chongleliangbeikafeihuilai，baqizhongyibeifangzaitashoubian：“surongde，couhehe。
”chuxiaotaitoukanletayiyan，meidong。“pawoxiadu？”lilitiaomei。tanaqikafei，minleyikou，
meitouzhoulezhou：“nanhe。”“mianfeide，bietiao。”lilihuidaozijizuowei，zuijiaoquerenbuzhushangyang。
guoleyihuier，chuxiaoturanshuo：“zhoumoyoukongma？”lilishouyidun：“ganma？
”“xiangmuhezuofangneibianyougewanyan，xuyaoxiebanchuxi。”tashuodegongshigongban，“zhangyueshuo，