《欺负我傻,女友亲手拔我氧气管》 小说介绍
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第一章傻子觉醒了
hunliqianye,suyanxiaozhedouwo:“xiaoshagua,nibuhuirudongfang,jiejiejiubuqiangponile。”
kexiayimiaotaquedangzhewodemian,hongzhelianheshidiwangleijinlefangjian。
zhishangzhiyouwusuidewokuzhechongshangqianlilun,quebeiwangleituichuchuangwaishuaichengzhiwuren。
zhihouwodefumubeixiayaodusi,jiachanbeiliangrenqiangduoyikong。
zuihou,suyanqinzibadiaolewodeyangqiguan:“duibuqixiaoshagua,wobixuqinglidiaosuoyouzhengju,yaoburanwangleihuizuolaode......”
wohanyuanersi,yizhengyanquefaxianzhongshengle。
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“xiaoshagua?nizenmehaishizheifudaiyang,jiejiegennishuohuani。”
cishidesuyanzhengshizhehunsha,chongwoweixiao:“mingtianjiuyaojiajinile,wochuanzheigehaokanma?”
woyijiudaidaiwangzheta,queganjuetounaolingguanglebushao。
原来我重生了。
shiwuniandechishayequanhaole。
wusuishi,woqinyanmudujiejiebeibangfeishahai,shoudaolejida**。
zaineiyihou,wodezhishangtingliudao5sui,chenglejiangshiyoumingdeshazishaoye。
zaishenghuozhongwoshoujinlengyanheqiru,beisuoyourendangchenglechaoxiaoheqifudeduixiang,tongshihuanshanglezibizhengheyiyuzheng。
zhidaosuyandechuxian,cairangwodeshenghuoyinglaiyisixiwang。
“xiaoshazi,yihousheiqifunijiugaosuwo,jiejiebaohuni。”
“xiaoshazi,nixihuanchibangbangtanga,jiejieyihoudoujinimaihaobuhao?”
suyandawoyisui,shiqitaxuexiaolaizuocanjirenzhiyuanzhede,weirentianzhenshanliang,gangkaishixiangqinshengjiejieyibanhehuwo。
jiuerjiuzhi,woduitachanshenglewufafenkaideganqing,tayeshuoguoyaozhaoguwoyibeizi。
danmeixiangdaojinjincaiguolewunian,suyanbianduiwobianlexin。
huoxushiduiwomeilexinxiangan,huoxushixianwotaiguoyouzhi。
tagoudashangleshidiwanglei,bingduocidangzhewodemianhewangleiaimei,shenzhimeiyouyidianbihui。
“xuzhejiushiyigexiaohaizi,woduitameiyouneizhongxinsi,kendingzhiainiyigerena。”
“taxianzaihaixuyaozhaogu,dengweiwanyaowojiuguolaizhaoni,dengwo。”
dangchuchishadewoshenmeyebudong,zhihuishahehedexiaozhe,yiweisuyanshiweilewochuqumaibangbangtangle。
houlaisuyanweilefangbian,gengshirangwobawangleiguguolaidangguanjia。
wangleibiaomianshangkekeqiqi,andiliduiwoquandajiaoti,haiweixiewobuzhungaozhuang。
wobazheishigaosuzuixinrendesuyan,tajuranhenjiandingdiyaotou:“wangleibukenengzuozheiyangdeshi,xiaozhenizenmenengxuehuisahuangni?zaizheiyangjiejiejiubuxihuannile。”
yushiwozaodaolegengyanlidebaoda,weileburangsuyantaoyanzhinengtoutoukuqi,huanxiangzhetakeyixiangyiqianneiyangaiwo。
直到结婚的前一天。
tadangzhewodemiandaiwangleijinlefangjian。
“xiaoyan,nichuanhunshadeyangzizhenhaokan,nengbunengzaijiehunzhiqianweiwochuanyici?”
“neinikuaidian,wobuxiangrangxiaozhekandaole。”
“pashenme,neishazishenmeyebudong,zanmendangzhetademianlaicai**。”
woxiayishihuixiangdaobeishahaidejiejie,wuyiweiwangleiyaoqifusuyan,yushichongxiangwanglei。
“buxuniqifujiejie!kuaizoukai!”
“nigeshazigandawo?zhaosishiba!”
wangleizhengningzhejiangwobaodayidun,jiangwotuichulechuanghushuaichengzhiwuren。
zineiyihoutayuelaiyuefangsi,hesuyanzaiwaijiemianqianjiazhuangkuqi,daolebingfangyihouquedangzhewomianwanshuangrenbalei。
wosuiranbudong,danrengrannengcongzhongganshoudaowujindechiruhexiufen,yanzhengzhengkanzhequeyouwunengweili。
xianzaihuifuleshenzhi,guowangdehuiyizainaohaifanfutiaoyue,rangworenbuzhuxiangyaotuchulai。
“呕!!”
“xiaozhenizenmele?meishiba?”
kanzhesuyandanyoudeyangzi,wolimaxiangqitazaiwangleimianqianjinyaozuichundehuamian,exinyizhenjiezheyizhen。
“jiejiewomeishi,nichuanhunshazhenhaokan。”
woqiangrenzhenuhuohefanwei,jixuweizhuangshahuhudemoyang,danxinliyijinggoujianlefuchoujihua。
woyaobaliangrentouqingdezhengjuquanbujiluxialai,rangsuoyourenkankansuyanzheixuweideshengmu!
qianshinimenbawodangshazishuadetuantuanzhuan,zheiyishiwoyaorangnimentongbuyusheng!
“那当然了。”
tinglewodehuahou,suyanhaixiangyiqianyiyangshuodao:“mingtianwojiuyaojiajinile,weilenikendingyaochuanhaokanyidian。”
“xiaoshazi,yihoujiejiejiuzhishuyuniyigerenle,gaoxingma?”
为了我?
woxinlilengxiaolianlian,yebuzhidaotashizenmeshuochuzheixiebuyaoliandehuade。
jiuyinweiwonaozibuhao,gaibeitazheiyangqipianma?
jiuyinweiwoxinrenta,gaibeitashengshengbeipanma?
lengjingxialaihouwodianlediantou,kaishiguanchasizhoudongxiang。
guobuqiran,wode“haoguanjia”wangleidayaodabaidizouleguolai。
“suyan,nichuanqunzideyangzizhenmeiya,yaoshiwodexinniangjiuhaole。”
tayanlimanshitanlanshense,wanquanmeibawodanghuishi。
suyanhonglehonglian:“nishuoshenmeni,xuzhehaizaizheilia,biekouwuzhelan。”
“yigeshazieryi,nihaikaolvqitalaile。”
wangleilengxiaoyisheng,zouguolaijiubasuyananzhu,hunshensanfazhechaoxiongjiyin。
zheirenshigeshidashidexiaohunhun,yeshisuyancengjingdebangzhuduixiang。
suyancengjingzaiwomianqianshuoguo,wangleibenxingbuhuai,tayaohaohaoyongaiganhuata。
jieguoganhuaganhuazhe,lianggerenjiupaodaochuangshangqule。
“xiaoshazi,nixianzaizheiwanyihuier,wohewangguanjiajinquyixia。”
suyanbianshuobianxiao,sihaomeiyoukuijiuzhiyi。
woziranzhidaotamenyaojinquganshenme,suoyijiazhuangshuodao:“buxing,nimenxiandengwojinqunagewanju。”
“ganjinde,biedanwuwoshijian!”
wangleibunaifandecuicuzhe,tongshibasuyananzaileshafashang。
qianshidewozhengshikanzhezheicubaodeyimu,caishangqianzuzhi。
jieguodaozhizijitongkusiqu,jiachanyebeiliangrenquanbuduozou。
xianzaihuixiangqilai,zhenshijibeiliangyoukexiao。
huidaofangjianhou,wodongzuoliluodijiangshoujitaochu,jiazaiyinbidedifang,shishijilingyigeshoujidashipin。
denghuierzheilimianfashengdeyiqiewodounengkandao,yequanbunenggoujiluxialai。
zuowanzheiyiqiehouwomashanglikaifangjian。
wangleihesuyanyepobujidaidituimenerru,jiezhebianchuankailebukemiaoshudeshengyin。
wolianshangmeiyousihaobiaoqing,chuanhaoyifulikailebieshu,naqilingyitaishouji,limiancikezhengfashengzhejiliezhandou。
neigecengjingshuoyaobolatushilianaidenvhai。
cengjingfashiyaoweiwojianshouzhenjiedenvhai。
cengjingjiangwodangzaishenhoubaohudenvhai。
zaixinhunqianye,hetiantiannvedaiwode**shanglechuang,haimeiqimingyueyaoyongaiganhuata。
zhangzhewosha,zhangzhewotianzhen,jiubawodezunyanjiantadeyiwenbuzhi。
suyan,nibiaomianxingdezuoshan,shijishangxinchangbisheidouedua!
woyaoleyaoya,botonglefuqindedianhua。
“ba,mingtiandehunliquxiao,womashanghuixujia。”
欺负我傻,女友亲手拔我氧气管