《我爸是绿茶,只茶我妈妈》 小说介绍
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#womashijingquandalao,leilifengxingshuoyibuer。wobashilvchalaozi,nianqinglizhuangshenjiaotiruan。
henduoshuaigeshushumenduiwobafanghenhua:“buguogechuangshangwanyier,zhenyiweitahuigennijiehunni!
”zheizenmejingwangwobaxinwozichuo。wobashangxinyujue,beidilibazheixieshushugaopochan,haibuganrangwomafaxian。
tabaitianhongwachizhashangchang,wanshanglvchagouyinwoma。babajiaoxunrenshizuilihainiantao:“laozijiushizhuanghuo,
nengzaitamianqianzhuangyibeizi。”shubuzhi,womajiubaozhewozuozailoushang,manbujingxindexiao:“yueshu,
zhiyaoduiniyouli,yaoxuehuizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。”1wocongxiaojiuzhidaomamashidiweigaoguidejingquandalao,
erbabashigebiaolibuyishilvchalaozi。babameitianzuidadeyuanwangjiushigenzaimamashenhou,
danggezhaozhijilaihuizhijiqudegou,zuihaonengshishikekegenmamadaizaiyiqi,lianyanhuidoubufangguoneizhong。
wokanzhemamayishenganlianxiangbinsetaozhuang,duanzhejiubeizhanzairenqunzhongyangtanxiaofengsheng,yingchoubuduan。
wowozaibabahuaili,gentayiqichichiwangqi/ma。“zhenshishenmeamaoagoudounengjinlai,
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zhenyiweiyuxihuigennijiehunni。”wozhidao,babashuozheixieshushuchibuzheputaoshuoputaosuan,
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ziyanziyudeshuolianhaizidouyoule,weishenmemamabuyuanyijitayigemingfen。wolanlandedagehaqian,
suoyourendezhuyishunjianzhuanyidaowoshenshang,duoduobirendeshushumenshunjianbiandeheaikeqin。“xiaoyueshukunlema?
shushudainiquzhaomama。”“yueshubaobao,shushudainiqumaixinqunqun、chifanfan。yaobushushuyezuonibaba,
woyidinghuiduiyueshubaobaojiabeihaode!”babadelianheichenglemeitan,
turanyoudangyangdexiaokai:“chuangshangwanyieryouzenmele,zongbiyouxieliangoudoudangbushangdeqiang,tayuanyishengxiayueshu,
taaiwo,tachaoaiwo!”2wotuosaitanxi,zheizhongchanghewoyijingjinglitaiduocile,
mingmingbabaheshushumensidixiadouchengshuwenzhong,shafaguoduan,pengdaoyiqijiuchengleyouzhigui。shushumenlianheile,
youzhidebujingyidecaiguobabadexiejian,zhuangguobabadejianbang,jiubeiluodiquanchangyiyangdeyanguangdazaibabashenshang,
youshitanyoudalianghaiyoukanhaoxide。kexishushumenbudong,wobabujinshigelianainaohaishigelvchahan。
babayanmouxiangxiaotuziyiyanghong,qieqiedewangzhemama,jinyaoxiachunbaozhewodeshouweiweifazhan,
buandesaoshizhezhouwei:“yuxi,wozhidaozijibugouhaojinidiulianle,yihouzheizhongchanghewohaishibulaile。
”“zhishiyueshuhaixiao,nijidezaodianhuijia,takanbujianmamazonghuiku,wo……woyexiangni。
”shuowanbabashuangmouhanlei,yiyibushedebaozhewochaomenkoufangxiangzouqu。ai,
wozhishibabamamaplayzhongdeyihuan。jiubeiqingkezaizhuoshang,quanchangyaquewusheng,yanguanbibiguanxin,
douzaidengdaimamadetaidu。mamamanbujingxindelvleerhoudefa,mingmouhaochigupanshenghui,
zhouzaodeqichangquerangrenrenbuzhuchenfu。“neinideren,sheiganrangnizou。”bababaozhewozhouranhuitou,
suihouyouditoukanwoqiranyixiao:“yuxi,wosuangeshenmeni,haishibudaraonile。
”yougebaopiqideshushukanbuguoqule:“yuxi,jinwanzheimeduoren,weigewanyierbuzhide。
”mamaxiaodeyuefamingmei,wozaixinlijizheigeshushumomoaidao,xiaodeyuehenxiashouyuezhun。
wenroushushudishenghechita,youjimamanabeiwenshui:“yuxi,meijieguodeshihaishibiexianjinqule。
”mamameijieshui,zoudaobabashenqianmeiyanwanwandenielenieworouroudelian:“sheishuomeijieguo,
womendehunshihaiyongbuzhenimencaoxin。”baozhewodeshoubeiyijiang,dimoukanzhemama,zuijiaodehuduyueyangyueda。
babadelianxiaolanle。3huijiadelushang,babagewaibuyiyang,tashibushibaozhewoxiangyixiang,
youjidongdekanmama,zuihouqiao**delazhemamadeshou。huijiahou,babagengshihunbushoushe,
congcongmangmangjiwoduwangushishu:“baobei,nijinwanxianzijihongzijizaodianshuiha,
babadequjizijiyaogemingfen,mingtianxiangyaoshenmebabadoujinimai。”wogaizhexiaobeizi,
kanzhebabalediandiandebeiyingpielepiezui,mamashuonanrendezuipianrendegui。kexibabazhudingyaoshiwangle,
wopazaixiangxiangruanruandemamashenshang,bababaozhezhentouyouyuandezhanzaimenkouxingxinglikai。
mamamanbujingxindeniezhewodeliandan:“baobei,nizhidaojinwanweishenmetamenyaojiduibabama?
”wotaozuidepazaimamajingbianshenxiyikou:“yinweineixieshushudouxihuanmama,suoyibuxihuanbaba。
”“cuole!tamenxihuandebushimama,shimamabeihoudegongsi、liyiyijinengdaijitamendejiazhi,
bababeijiduiyeshiyiyangdedaoli。”woyangtoukanzhemama,sidongfeidongdedianlediantou,
mamaxiaozheroulerouwodenaodai,xianshouqingpaihoubeihongwoshuijue。“yueshu,zuoweimamadenver,
nibushigongzhuershiguowang,yihouyaozhanzaizhigaodianbeirenyangwang。”“mamahuijinixuyaodeyiqie,
ziyuan、renmai、qianquan,weidujibulenishikedepeiban,baobeihuijuedemamabuchengzhima?
”woshenshouhuanzhumamadebozi,nuoshengnuoqidefanbo:“mamashitiandixiazuihaodemama!
yueshuzuiaidejiushimamale!”mamajiujiudewangzhewo,zuihouwuyandebawojinjinbaoruhuaizhong。
4mamachuchale,babayougenbianleyigerenside。**baichenshanniuzikuxiaobaixiele,
huanshangyishenheshenfutiedeheixizhuang、hongdibopixie,toufayecongshunmaobianchengbeitou,
congrenchuwuhaixiaobailianbianchengyapoganshizudedaboss。meicimamachuchababajiuhuibianshen,
tayishoubaozhewoyishounazhediannao,haojigeshushuyiyigenzaitashenhoubutingdehuibao。“luzong,
shangzhouxuandingdegongsixiangmubudezijinyidaowei,touzibudejianyishijinxingdierlunfengxianpinggu。”“luzong,
chushaiguodebenziyousanjia,yijiayouxigongsi,yijiaxinnengyuankejihaiyouyijiashiaichuangxin。”“luzong,
shangyiluntouzidedujiaoshouqiyeyijingyingli,womenhaijiezhetouma?”babazouludaifengyibianchuligongsishiqing,
haibuwangtaishoufufuwodenaiping:“bietoulan,baniunaihewan,zhengquzainimahuilaizhiqianzhanggao3limi!
”“zhijietou,aixingye,buzaigentoupaoshoushoulixianyougupiao。duile,zhezhongbazheixiegupiaopaoshoujilishi。
”“gentamendehezuoyeduanleba,rangtamenlingzhaogaoming。”wohezheniunaixinxiangyouyoushushuyaodaomeile。
buchubangeyue,baopiqishushuqiudaobababangongshimenkou,erwopazaidishangshengwukeliandebeibabadaban,
denghuieryaoqumamamianqianmaiguai。“chuanxiaoxiongtaozhuanghaishixiaotuzitaozhuang?xiaotuziba,
shangcichuanzheigenimakuawoyouyanguang。”waimiandeshushupomenerru,kandaowohebabadaizhizaiyuandi,
haishimishuyiyitixingta。“shini?!shiniguyigaowode。”babalileliweiyimaozi,
duizheshushuyangqixiaolian:“zenmehuini,wozheizhongbuzhiqiandewanyiernagangenninbi。
”5shushulianshangdehuzhuagujinleyoujin,zuihouhaishiwanxialeyao:“luzong,woyouyanbushitaishanmaofannin,
haiqingningaotaiguishouraowoyiming,lishikezairangli5%。”wopazaibabajianshang,mamashuodedui,
zhiyaonishouzhongyouzugoudeliyi、zhiyounizhandezugougao,ziranyourenzhuipenghexihuan。
qihuaanqingpaizaishushulianshang,babawugudedengdashuangyan,zuijiaoquedaizhelengyi:“haixiangdangwonverbaba,
sheijinidelian!wogentadeshiyoubudenimenduozui,lizonghaishizhuwomenliangzaorichenghun,bainianhaoheba。
”shushuyezhidaobababuhuifangguota,jingwangwobaxinwozishangchuo:“luchuan,
yuxizhidaotadesiduitoujiushitazhenbianrenma?hahaha,luchuan,wodengzhenibeipaoqineiyitian。
”babalianshangdexiaomeile,zhenggerenyinchendaojizhi,lianmouzilidoushiyinzhi,yibazhuaiqishushudelingzi,
taituihenhentileguoqu。zaibabazaicidongshouqian,woyaoleyaodianhuashoubiao:“baba,womenyaochidaole。
”babagenbianselongyiyang,zhenggerenshunjiansanfazhexiaobailiandeqixi,
qingpaizheshushudelianjinggao:“yaoshiyoushenmebugaishuodehuachuanchuqu,wobalenizheishenpi。
”babazaishushumianqianbiaoxiandeyoushiwukong,shijishanghuangdeyipi。
zhanzaijiejikoubuduannannanziyuwanyimamafaxiantadezhenmianmu,wodebangtashuohua,
haodaidekanzaitazheimeduoniannaihaizidefenshang。shenzhijinhuadaozhuiwenwo,ruguobabamamafenkaile,
woyaobabahaishiyaomama。“haishigenzhebababa,shouliyougerenzhi,bupanimabuliwo。
”wowozaibahuaililanlandagehaqian,keshimamazaojiuzhidaolea。6congwojishiqi,
mamajiujiaowogerenshiyezhishang,meiyouyongyuandenanrenzhiyouyongyuandeshiye,ziyoushijianlizaizugoudeqianzhishang,
ershiyeshizhuanqiandegenji。mamashuozaihuaishangwozhiqiantajiuzhidaobabadezhenmianmu,jibianbabawudeyanyanshishi,
dantiandixiameiyoubutoufengdeqiang。dangshitatiqianjieshuchucha,xiangjibabayigejingxi,
meixiangdaoqinyankanjianbabazuoshang**banleikesasicanjiapaimaihui。paimaihuibigongbijingdebananrenyingjinbaoxiang,
zaitamianqianrouruotitiedenanrenqizhilengyingdaobuganzhishi。tamobuzuoshengdezuozaizhuanshushengjiadebaoxiangli,
manbujingxinyoupoyouxingweidefanzhepaimaishouce,xiangkankanshenbiantangdejiujingshirenshigui。
yazhoudeshiyijiandingjidiwanglvfazan,toulvyouqingliang,shishimianshangnandeyijiandehaoliaozi,
gengkeguideshinengzuochengfazanyangshi。jiajiajingpaishengluoyibujue,jiaojiadaoyiyiliangqianwanshi,
tashenpangbaoxiangdenanrenzhongyukaikou:“liangyi。”neiyiketaxinlishuobuchushenmeziwei,
beiyunongdefennu、guoranrucidezichaohaishishirenbuqingdeaohui……taxixuedezhuijialeyikuaiqian,
pangbianbaoxianglijiujiujijing,yinyinyueyuechuanlaiyizihuangluanshuaidideshengyin。
zuihouneizhizanziyiliangyilingyikuaidejiagebeitashourunangzhong。tazaihaoyoujializhuleliangtian,
yanzhezhusimajibarenchadeyiganerjing,yezhenshiweiquzheiweijingshifengyunrenwu,nanguaishenlongbujianweide,
ganqingzhijiezhuzaitajialile!tashenseruchangdeanzhaoyuandingjihuahuijia,
shangxiadaliangzhejializheiwei‘tianluoguniang’,weiyiduankuweifensuigai,
shenshanghaiweizhehellokittyweiqun。nanrenbuzizaidezhualezhuaweiyixiabai,
xiusedeminleminxiachun,yanshenliquechongmanbuan:“yuxi,nigangchuchahuilaima?wozailushanghaoxiangkanjiannile?
”zaineiyishunjian,tawanchunxiaoleqilai:“nikendingkancuole,wogangxiafeijihaolei,yihouhaishiniqujiewoba。
”taxiangyaogehaizi,ziranyedeyougeyouzhijiyindenanren。7shishizhengming,mamadejuedingshizhengquede,
tahuaiyunshibabahenbudeyibuyiqudegenzaishenhou,shengchanshibabakoudiaolechanfangdeqiangpi,
liuxiayiqiangdexueyinzi。mamashuo,babayeshigebucuodenaiba,zuichushiqingledingjiyuesaozhaoguwo,
danzaidingjideyuesaoyehuiyoushuhu,wobanyeturanfashao,shibabadiyigefaxiande。
mamashuotacongmeijianguobabaneiyang,shuangyanxinghongyoumencaidaojizhi,shoujiaoquezaifadou,
baozhewodiediezhuangzhuangchongdaojizhenshi,yigerenzaineilizhanlezhengsu。congneiyihou,babagengshibujiatarenzhishou,
weinaihuanniaobuhonghaiziyishoubaolan,zhidaoxianzaibabameiwanhaihuiquertongfangmoyimowoliandan,
shengpawobanyeshengbing。yiyimendoudaqurangmamayejitamenjieshaoxiangbabazheiyangdeyouzhiziyuan,guidianyewusuowei,
tamenzuibuquedejiushiqian。mamayebuchaichuanbabadezhenmianmu,bijingwobanianqingganjingtilihao,
daiwagujiahaimaimianfei,heleerbuweini。jiulianneixieguyitiaoxinbabadeshushumen,
daduoshumamayekanbushunyan,xiwenlejiankandaotamenbeishoushi,mamashuozheijiaojiedaosharen。
wotaitoukanlekanbabafenglidexiahexian,xinlimomingyongxianchuyiguduibabadetongqing,haocanyinande。
naihebabajuedemamachaoai,yuanyigentazaiyiqi,haijitashenghaizi,mamahaoaita!
guojichukoululuxuxuyourenchulai,babayishouxianhuayishounaiwadeqiaoshouyipan,wopielepiezuiguoduanjiaru,
woyexiangmamale!8baopiqishushudehuachuozhonglebabaxinwo,huijiahoubabayizhinianzaimamashenbian,
yangzhuangzhendingyouanhanqidaidekaikou:“yueshuyuelaiyueda,yihoukaijiazhanghuilaoshiwenwoshishei,wogaizenmehui?
”mamanazhepingbanfanyuezheyouxiang,touyebutai:“nishitaba,woshitama。”babachenmoleyishun,
jiaoruowuyidebatoufangzaimamajianbangshang:“yuxi,neiwenqiwomendeguanxini。”mamafangxiapingban,
sixiaofeixiaodekanzhebaba:“dangranshiyangwadadang。”wozuozaiditanshang,fangfotingdaolebabaxinsuideshengyin,
zicongshangciwanyanmamashuoleneijuhuahou,babakangfenhejiaozhuolaihuiqiehuan,zheinandaoshigengnianqi?
kebabahainianqing。babayijiubusixindeshitan,wodoutitagangaxinsuan。“yuxi,
tamendoushuonanerchengjialiye,yelijiacheng,ruguowo……woshishuoruguo,ruguowoyouyifanbucuodeshiye,
shibushiyegaikaolvkaolvjiehunle。”mamapailepaitaliandan,
haobuliuqingniesuibabazuihouyisijiaoxing:“yexindalexiangfeiyezhengchang,zhibuguoyidian,wozuiyaneqipian,dong?
”wobadiandiantou,xiaodebikudehainankan,banyetoutoulouzhewoluolei,wenwogaizenmeban。
womamudekanzhetoudingdexingxing,jushuoshibabaqinshouyigeyigezhanshangqude,
zhangtanyikouqipaizhebabadejianbang:“ba,niyijinghenbangle,zuiqimamamaxianzaizhiyouniyigenanren。
”jieguo,wobakudegengshangxinle,taxiadingjuexinrangmamakanjiantadebuketidaixing!
9babaxuanzebazijichenjinzaigongzuoli,zaoshangqichuangjimamazuofan,danjueqiangdebukensongmamachumen,
zuozeisidedaizhewoqugongsi。gongsideshushuayimenjiaokuliantian,sheidonglaobanmomingqimiaodeshangjinxin,
yizhouganwanleyigeyuedehuo,sidixiadouqiushenbaifolaobanganqingshunfengshunshui,tiantianmimi,burantamenzaobuzhu!
babaxiadingjuexinyaolengluomama,kewanshangmamahanta,tajiuxianglenggonglidefeizidiandiandequsihouwoma,
meiqimingyuetalibukaiwo。wotoutougenmamatucaobabadekoushixinfei,
mamaniezhewodexiaobizixiaoleqilai:“yueshu,renjiushizheiyang,nizhuanzhuziji,bazijixiulianhaole,
suoyourendouweinirangdao。”“nishimamadenver,yihouyaozhanzaimamadejianshangkangengdadeshijie,
womenxiaoyueshuyidingyaobaifenbaidezhangkongziji,bieqingyibeirenyingxiang。”wobaozhemamadebojingyonglidediandiantou,
wozhangdayeyaogenmamayiyangchuanzhexizhuang,xiaosayouzizai。mamayouchuchale,
babajiuxiangzaidarunfashaleshinianyuyiyanglengkuwuqing,zheizhonglengkuchulechazihougengjiamingxian,
congbudaiwoyingchoudebabayedaizhewoqulegongzuochanghe。chalouhuanjingbucuo,babaxinqingzaogao,
                
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