玄门老祖现代杀疯了
《玄门老祖现代杀疯了》 小说介绍
zhangshiyongchenxuanceshiyiweixunzhaozhenxianghezhengyidenianqingzhentan，zaijulieqifudeyaduomochuangzuodexiaoshuo《xuanmenlaozuxiandaishafengle》zhong，zhangshiyongchenxuancepojieleyigegefuzademituan。tongguoyongganhecongmingdetuili，zhangshiyongchenxuancezhujianjieshichuzhenxiang，bingweishouhaizheshenzhanglegongzheng。zheibugudaixiaoshuochongmanxuanyiyujingxi，meiyouzhushahuangfu，meiyoutaomufajian，meiyouyinhuntongling……zhiyoubinglengdejinshuju，canbaidedengguang，jiaoluoduifangdezawu。……jiangyinfaduzheduizhihuihezhengyidesikao。
《玄门老祖现代杀疯了》 第2章 免费试读
dierzhangchukuixiandai，zhiboxuanxuenaoju
lidakangbeizhangshiyongneipingjingzhongdaizheshenshidemuguangkandehunshenbuzizai，youqishineiju“sanrizhinei，biyouxueguangzhizai”xianggenbinglengdezhenzhazaitaxintou。taselineirendihuiwuzhetieqiao：“kan……kanshenmekan！gunchuqu！tingjianmeiyou！buranlaozizhenbukeqile！”
zhangshiyongwushileneihaowuweishelidetieqiao，maibuxiangqian。tadedongzuobingbukuai，quedaizheyizhongwuxingdeyapogan，ranglidakangxiayishidihoutuileyibu，houbeizhuangzaibinglengdejinshumenkuangshang。
“nideyifu。”zhangshiyongdeshengyinhaowubolan，fangfozaichenshuyigejiandandeshishi，“jiwo。”
“sha？”lidakangyileng，suijinuhuoshangyong，“fangpi！laozidegongzuofupingshenmejini？nigechuanshouyidefengzi……”
huayinweiluo，zhangshiyongshenxingweidong，rutongguimeibantiejin。lidakangzhijuedeyanqianyihua，shouwanyima，neibingzhanzhefentudetieqiao“kuangdang”yishengdiaozaidishang。jinjiezhe，lingkouyijin，zhenggerenbeiyigunanyikangjudedalimengdianzailebinglengdemenkuangshang，dongdanbude！neizhiqiazhutabozideshoubingbuyongli，quexiangtieqianbanwengu，chuandizhejueduidezhangkongli。
lidakangjingkongdidengdaleyanjing，kanzhejinzaizhichineishuangshenbujiandi、fangfoyunzangzheqiannianhanbingdeyanmou。neiyanshenlimeiyoushayi，zhiyouyizhongburongzhiyidelengmo。tahaobuhuaiyi，zhiyaoduifangyuanyi，niesuizijidehoulongjiuxiangniesiyizhimayi！
“yi、fu。”zhangshiyongzhongfuleyibian，yuqimeiyousihaobianhua。
“ji……jijiji！”lidakangchedisongle，shengyindaizhekuqiang，“dage……bu，dashi！ninsongshou，wozheijiutuo！zheijiutuo！”taganjueneizhishousongkailexie，lianmangshoumangjiaoluandiqujiezijigongzuofudekouzi，shengpamanleyimiaorenaolezheigeshaxing。
henkuai，yitaozhanzhehanweihenituqixi、zhoubabadeshenlansegongzuofudidaolezhangshiyongmianqian。zhangshiyongxianqidizhoulezhoumei，danhaishililuodituoxianeishenciyandeshouyi，huanshanglezheitao“xinzhuang”。suiranyijiucucaolianjia，chicunyebutaiheshen，danzhishaoshihuorendeyiwu。
tasuishoujiangneijianliezhishouyidiuzaituishichuangshang，muguangsaoguolidakangjingkongdelian：“cidibukejiuliu，suli。”shuowan，buzailihuita，jingzhizouchuletingshifang。
binglengdeyefengguoxiezhechengshiteyoudexuanxiaohefeiqipumianerlai。zhangshiyongzhanzaibinyiguankongkuangdeqianyuan，diyicizhenzhengkanqinglezheigeshijiedemoyang。
muzhisuoji，shilinlidegaolou，rutongjudadegangtiesenlin，chuanghulitouchuxingxingdiandianhuocanbaihuohunhuangdeguang。kuankuopingzhengdedaolushang，chuanliubuxidibenpaozhefachucierhongming、pentuzheweiqidetiehezi（qiche），sudujikuai。judade、shanshuobuding、bianhuanzhegezhongtuanhewenzideguangpai（guanggaopai）xuanguazaijianzhushang，jiangbanbianyekongdouyingdewuyanliuse。kongqizhongmimanzhenongzhongdeqiyouwei、chentuwei，haiyouyuanchupiaolaideshiwuxiangqihelajifubaidehunheqiwei。
嘈杂！混乱！污浊！
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“lingqi……youdu……”shifuyuxinqiangneixuruodeshengyinfangfozaicizaierbianxiangqi。zhangshiyongxintoulinran。cijiedenengliang，bujinxibodekelian，gengchongchizhenanyixiangxiangdewuhuihejudu！qiangxingxina，wuyiyuyinzhenzhike！tazhiqianzhenyazuojiangshidongyongdebenyuanjingxue，cikezaitineiyexiandeyichangzhise，huifusudumandelingrenfazhi。zheigeshijie，duixiuxingzheeryan，jianzhishijuedi！
taxuyaolejiezheigeshidai，xuyaozhaodaoxindelizudian，gengxuyao……qian！zheishengongzuofuhekoudailidekongkongruyetixingzhetayigecankudeshishi：zaizheigeguangguailulideshijie，meiyouyizhongjiao“qian”dedongxi，cunbunanxing。
jiuzaizheishi，yizhenyayizhexingfen、keyiyadideshengyincongbuyuanchulvhuadaideyinyinglichuanlai：
“jiarenmen！laotiemen！kandaomeiyou！zheijiushibenshizhumingde‘juyindi’——xijiaobinyiguan！chuanshuozheiliyidaowanshangjiuyinfengzhenzhen，changyouguaishifasheng！zhubo‘xuanmenxiaozhuge’jintianhuochuqule，daidajiayetanbinyiguan，xunzhaochuanshuozhongde‘tingshifangguaitan’！xinjinlaidejiarenmendiangeguanzhu，shuagexiaohuojian，zhubodainimenwanbadade！”
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“kanjianneishanxiaochuanghumeiyou？jushuoneijiushitingshifang！limian……”huangmaozhuboyadileshengyin，guzuoshenmi，“……jushuoyoubuganjingdedongxi！zhubogangcaizaiwaimianjiuganjueyiguhanqizhichongtianlinggai！yinqitaizhongle！buguodajiabiepa，zhubokeshizhengerbajingdexuanmenchuanren，jiaxueyuanyuan！kanwoqingchuzushiyechuanxiadehushenfaqi——kaiguangwudiqian！”
huangmaozhuboshuozhe，congbozishangzhuaichuyichuanyounini、mosunyanzhongdetongqian，zaishoujijingtouqianhuanglehuang，yilianqiancheng（zhuangde）：“youcibaohuti，zhuxietuibi！laotiemen，liwuzouyibo，zhubozheijiudainimenfanchuangjinqu，jinjulitanmi！”
直播间里弹幕飞起：
“**！zhuboniubi！zhenganqua？”
“666！xiaozhugeweiwu！huojianshuale！”
“zhuboxiaoxina，tingshuoneilixiemendehen！”
“zhuangshennonggui，huazhongquchong！jubaole！”
“wudiqian？pinxiangzheimechayehaoyisinachulai？yikanjiushiditanhuo！”
“zhubokuaijinqu！womenyaokan**de！”
zhangshiyongmianwubiaoqingdikanzheneigehuangmaozhubo，rutongzaikanyigetiaoliangxiaochou。neisuoweide“wudiqian”，qijibozahunluan，bieshuokaiguang，lianjibendezhengqidouweiruodekelian。cirenjiaobuxufu，yintanghuian，zhoushenqixihunzhuobukan，bieshuoxuanmenzhongren，liangelianguojitianquanjiaodewufudouburu。suoweide“yinqizhichongtianlinggai”，chuncuishixinlizuoyongwaijiayefengchuide。
huangmaozhuboxianranbeidanmuheliwu**deshangletou，cuolecuoshou，haizhenjiunieshouniejiaodichaozhetingshifangneishanbankaidexiaochuanghuzouqu，zuilihainiannianyouci：“tianlingling，dilingling，taishanglaojunjijirulvling！yaomoguiguaikuailikai……”
jiuzaitabangeshenzigangtanjinchuanghudeshunjian——
“嗷呜——！”
yishengqili、yuandu、fangfonengcichuanermodemaohao，haowuzhengzhaodicongtingshifangneibu、lichuanghujijindedifangzhaxiang！neishengyinchongmanletongkuhekuangbao，genbenbuxiangshiputongyemaonengfachude！
“maya！”huangmaozhubohedehunfeiposan，guaijiaoyisheng，zhenggerenxiangbeicaileweibademaoyiyangmengdixianghoudantiao，yi**shuaizaidishang！shoujiyetuoshoufeichu，“pa”diyishengdiaozaishuinidishang，pingmushunjiansuilie，zhibohuamianjiaranerzhi。
“gui！youguia！！”huangmaozhubohedepigunniaoliu，shoujiaobingyongdipaqilai，liangundaipadijiuwangbinyiguandamenwaipao，liandishangdeshoujidougubushangjianle，zhuanyanjiuxiaoshizaiyeseli，zhiliuxiayilianchuanjingkongdejianjiao。
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tashenxingyidong，qiaowushengxidilvezhichuangbian，xiangneiwangqu。
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guiyideshi，laojuetoushitidexiongkou，kaojinshanzhongxuedeweizhi——zhengshizhangshiyongzhiqianyongkuangquanshuipingzazhongdedifang——neicucaodeshouyibuliaoshang，herancanliuzheyidaozhijiagaidaxiao、jiaoheisedehenji！henjibianyuan，yisijiqiweiruo、jihunanyichajuedeanhongseshaqi，rutonghuowubanhuanhuanyichu、piaosan！
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“shaqiyinling？”zhangshiyongshunjianmingbaile。tazhenyazuojiangshidongyongdebenyuanjingxue，yunhanzhezhiyangposhazhili，dantongshiyeshiyizhongjiqijingchun、duimouxieyinxiezhiwuyouzhezhimingxiyinlide“lingyin”！zheizhiheimaoxianranbushiputongjiamao，tizhipianyin，youshouleshangliulexue，duizheiguyisande、jingchundeyangshazhiqichanshenglebennengdekewang，rutongfeiepuhuo！
jiuzaizhangshiyongguanchadezheijimiaojian，neilvanhongshaqisihugengjiaxibole。shoushangdeheimaozhongyuannabuzhu，fachuyishengdichendepaoxiao，mengdixiangqianyipu，shenchudaizhedaocideshetou，jiuyaoqutianshineishouyishangdejiaoheihenji！
“niechu！zhaosi！”zhangshiyongyanshenyileng。zheishaqisuishitacanliu，danyunhanzhetayisibenyuanqixi，qirongzheidengwuhuiyinwuranzhi？gengzhongyaodeshi，yidanrangzheiheimaotianshileyunhantajingxuedeshaqi，jikenengfashengbukeyuzhideyibian，chengweixionglide“shamao”，huohaiyifang！
tashouwanyifan，zhijianqudan！
“嗤！”
yidaowuxingdeqijingpokongerchu，jingzhundidazaiheimaojijiangchupengdaoshitidebijianshang！
“miaowu——！”heimaoruzaozhongji，fachuyishengqilidecanjiao，zhenggeshentibeiyigudalixianfanchuqu，zhongzhongzhuangzaipangbiandejinshujushang，youshuailuozaidi。tajingkongwanfendikanlechuangkoufangxiangyiyan，youlvdemaoyanlichongmanlerenxinghuadekongju，zaibugantingliu，tuozheshoushangdezhuazi，aihaozhecongtingshifanglingyiduandetongfengkouzuanlechuqu，xiaoshibujian。
zhangshiyongshouhuishou，meitoubingweishuzhan。neilvshaqihaizaihuanmanyisan，suiranweiruo，danliuzaicidizhongshiyinhuan。tamuguangsaoguodishangsuiliedeshouji，youkanlekanneilvshaqi。
yigeniantoushanguo。tawanyaojianqineibupingmusuilie、dansihuhaizaiweiruoshanshuodeshouji。rushoubingliang，caizhiguguai，beimianyouyigetuqideyuanxingkongdong（shexiangtou）。
jiuzaizheishi，lidakangduoduosuosuodicongtingshifangdamentanchutoulai，liansebisirenhaibai：“da……dashi？gang……gangcaishenmedongjing？wohaoxiangtingjianmaojiao……haiyou……haiyouneihuangmaoguijiao……”
zhangshiyongpieletayiyan，meishuohua，zhishijiangshouzhongdeshoujipingmuduizhelidakanghuanglehuang。suiliedepingmushang，yinyuehainengkandao“zhibojieshu”deziyangheyigekatongtouxiang。
lidakangcoujinyikan，dunshimingbaile：“e！shineigegaozhibode**！tiantianzaifujinzhuanyou！dashi，zheiposhouji……”
“ciwu，heyong？”zhangshiyongdaduanta，zhizheshoujiwendao。zheishitazhudonglejiezheigeshijiedediyigewenti。
lidakangyileng，suijihuangran：“a！zheishishoujia！dadianhua、shangwang、kanshipin、maidongxi……ganshadouxing！xiandairenliletahuobule！”takanzhezhangshiyongneishenbuhetidegongzuofuheyushidaituojiedeqizhi，xiaoxinyiyidiwen：“dashi……nin……ninbuhuishigangcongnageshenshanlaolinlichulaideba？”
zhangshiyongmeiyouhuida，zhishidingzheshouzhongzheigejiao“shouji”deguguaihezi，youkanlekantingshifangneineilvjijiangsanjindeanhongshaqi。yigejihuazaitaxinzhongxunsuchengxing。
“cidibuyijiuliu，shaqisuiwei，jiujuyichenghuan。”zhangshiyongduilidakangdao，“nisusulikai，sanrineiyuanlitufang、gaochu、jianruizhiwu。ruoxianghuoming，mingriwushi，daiciwu……”tazhilezhineisuiliedeshouji，“……qushizhongxinrenyanzuichoumi、yangqizuishengzhididengwo。”shuowan，budenglidakangfanying，tashenxingyihuang，yixiaoshizaibinyiguanqianyuandeyinyingzhong。
lidakangzhanzaiyuandi，shoulizuanzheneibusuipingshouji，yefengchuidetahunshenfaleng。takanzhezhangshiyongxiaoshidefangxiang，youhuitouwanglewangyinsensendetingshifang，xiangqineishengqilidemaojiaohedashishenguimocedeshouduan，zaixiangxiangneiju“sanrixueguangzhizai”……yiguhanyicongjiaodibanzhichongnaomen。
“shizhongxin……yangqizuisheng……renzuiduo……”tanannanziyu，yanshenlichongmanlekongjuheyisizhuazhujiumingdaocaodexiji，“laozimingtianjiuqurenminguangchang！dunyitian！”