新年打脸奇葩亲戚指南
《新年打脸奇葩亲戚指南》 小说介绍
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大伯更加得意。
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dabokanxiangwomenyijia，「gennisishutamentaolunhaocheni！」「xiaotong，menkouneilianghaocheshinideba？」
大伯问李志同。
yejiushishentiandenanpengyou。
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suoyourendourenweitashiqianxu，yetongshimorenneiliangchejiushilizhitongde。
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「taa，zaidaxuedeshihoujiuduizhitongqiongzhuibushe，zhitongkantakelianjiudayinglehetazaiyiqi。」「sheizhidao，zaiyiqidiyitian，shenzhaozhaojiuxianglazhezhitongqukaifang！」tazheihuayishuochulai，suoyourendoukanxiaohuayiyangdekanxiangwo，dabogengshiyifujiaoyudeyuqi。
「shenwenna，kannipingshisisiwenwende，zenmejiaochulaidenverzheimeshangfengbaisua？」dabomugengshiyinyangguaiqi，「aiyou，wojiushuofangjianlizenmeyiguzisaoweini。」shuozhe，haiyongshouzaibizipangbianshanleshanfeng。