《直播翻车后,榜一大哥竟是他?!》 小说介绍
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】guyubaituiletuiyinbianyanjing:“lintongxue,guanyu‘bowuguanzhanpin’dedingwei,woxiangwomenxuyaoshenrutantao。
”houlaitabawokunzaigujishujiajian:“kanleniqibaisanshitianzhibo,
congzhanpinbianchengxiangsiyounisuoyouxiaorongdeshouzangjia。”zaihoulai,wozhiboqieguopan,
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zuozeisidekaishikongsu:“jiemeimen,xueleijiaoxun!zhenaishengming,yuanlibingshan!
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linyouyou!chadianbeidongchengyonghengdebingdiao!”danmushunjianbeiwenhaoshuaping:【???】【nazuobingshan?
subaozuobiao!】【zhankaishuoshuo!】linyouyoushenxiyikouqi,
fangfoyaobaneicanliudehanqichedihuchuqu:“hainengyoushei?
zanmenadazhongwenxineiweixingzoudezhilengji——guyubai,gujiaoshoua!”takuazhangdidalegeduosuo,
“wojiushiquhaiben《shijing》,taganghaozuozaikaochuangneizhangzhuozikanziliao。haojiahuo,
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wanquanchenjinzaibeifendeqingxuli,wanquanmeizhuyidaozhibojianyoushangjiaodezaixianrenshuzhengyijingrendesudubiaosheng,
danmudehuafengyekaishibiandeguiyiqilai。【gujiaoshou?!**!huode?!】【jiemeiniwanle!nihaomeile!
】【qianfanggaonengyujing!!!】【******!kuaikanyouyoubeihou!!!neigemen!!!
】linyouyouhaowusuojue,haizaitongxinjishoudizongjiechenci:“jiemeimen,tingwoyijuquan!gujiaoshouneizhanglian,
queshishinvwabishexuanjizhizuo,shuaidecanjuerenhuan!dan!neiqichang,neiyanshen!
”tamofangzheguyubaiguanchangdeqinglengbiaoqing,nulibanqilian,yadishengyin,
“kansheidouxiangzaiyanjiuwujiwubiaoben,meiyousihaorenjianyanhuoqi!zheizhongjipinnanren,zhikeyuanguan,
kaojinjiushizixunsilu!wojuedetazuishihedaidedifangbushijiangtai,shiguojiabowuguan!dangzhenguanzhibao!
yongfangdanbolizhaoqilai,pangbianligepaizi:weixian!jihan!shengrenwujin!jingongxueshuzhanyang!
”taweizijidejuemiaobiyudeyidihuanglehuangkonglongnaodai,
litucaoyixiagujiaoshouneishenwannianbubiande、yuntangdeyisibugou、fangfosuishinengqucanjiajinrongfenghuideheixizhuang。
jiuzaizheishi——“dingdong——!”qingcuixiangliangdemen**,rutongshenpandehaojiao,
haowuyuzhaodisilielezhibojianlilinyouyoudanfangmiande“kongsudahui”。linyouyoudetucaojiaranerzhi,
xiangzhibeiqiazhubozidefenkonglong。taxiayishidibaoyuan:“sheia?waimaibushigangna……”huameishuowan,
taxiguanxingdipieleyiyanpangbianxianshiqishangdezhinengmenlingjiankonghuamian。zhiyiyan。xueye“shua”diyixia,
congfeitengdedingdianshunjiandongjie,zhichongjiaodixin。jiankonghuamianli,loudaodingdengsaxialengbaideguang。
yigechuanzhebitingrudaocaidechunheisexizhuangdenanren,shenzitingbaruxuesong,zhengzhanzaitajiafangdaomenwai。neizhanglian,
meiguyouyue,bilianggaoting,bochunweimin,
zhengshiganggangbeita**“zanmei”wei“zhenguanzhibao”、“jihanzhilengji”denanzhujiao——guyubaijiaoshoubenren!
gengrangtahunfeiposandeshi,guyubaixiuzhanglengbaideshouzhijian,zhengjiazheyizhangshuxidexiaokapian。
neishangmianyinzhetadeshahuhuzhengjianzhaoheyichuanxuehao——heranshitaxiawuzaitushuguandiudejieshuzheng!
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yetingbujianle。judadekongjuhexiuchiganrutonghaixiaobanjiangtatunmei。“a——————!!!
”yishengduancu、qili、nengcipoyunxiaodejianjiaocongmaikefenglibaochu。xiayimiao,zhibohuamianshunjianbianhei。
【zhuboyixiabo】。fenhongsedekonglongshuiyishenyingchedixiaoshi,zhiliuxiayigeheiqiqidepingmu,
yijiyijiuzaifengkuanggundong、baozha、taolundushunjiandengdingpingtaidiyidedanmuhaiyang。
shesixianchang#、#adagujiaoshouzhenrenjianglinzhibojian#、#bangyidagelkuangzhiqianjinweinaban#sangehuati,
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tatanruanzaibingliangdedibanshang,fensedekonglongshuiyibaoguozhetasesefadoudeshenti,
xiangyituanbeibaofengyuroulinguodemianhuatang。danaowengwengzuoxiang,
fanfubofangzhejiankonghuamianliguyubaineishuangshenbujiandi、fangfodongxiyiqiedeyanjing,
hetazhijianneizhangjuedingtashengsidejieshuzheng。wanle。zheicishizhendewanle。tabujinshehuixingsiwang,
ganjuelianxueshushengmingdouyaoyiqizhongjiele!ada,tahainengdaixiaquma?diqiu,tahainengzhuma?
linyouyoubatoushenshenmaijinmaorongrongdekonglongzhuazili,fachuyishengjuewangdewuyan。ercike,menwai。
guyubaikanzhezhouranximiedezhinengmenlingpingmu,jingpianhoudemouguangweiweishandongleyixia,shenruohantan。
zhijianniezheneizhangyinzhenvhaixiaorongmingmeidejieshuzheng,qingqingmosuoleyixiabianyuan。tataiqilingyizhishou,
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chediwanle。taduosuozhemoguobeirengzaiyibiandeshouji,pingmujiesuodeshunjian,
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】linyouyoushouzhizhandoudidiankaiweiboresoubang。
shou#**(xin)5. **#lunruheanquantucaodingliujiaoshou#**(xin)diankaidiyigehuati,
zhidingdejiushitazhiboshigudegaoqinglupingjianji。
huamiancongtachuanzhefensekonglongshuiyiniudong、tucaoguyubaishi“jihanzhilengji”、“bowuguanzhenguanzhibao”,
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zuihoushitaneishengqiliduancudejianjiaoheshunjianheiping。shipinbofangliangyijingpoleqianwan,
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jingongxueshuzhanyang!’youyounishidongbiyude!gujiaoshoubenrenrenzheng!
】【zhiyouwoguanxinbangyidage‘l’ma?shuayuzhoufeichuangenbuyaoqianside!zuihouneiju‘zhubotingzhu!
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】【youyounixianzaihaihaoma?xuyaofalvyuanzhuma?(zhencheng)】zaidiankaixiaoyuanluntan“weimingshui”,
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【guyubaizhanzailoudaolidebeiying.jpg】》《【taolun】lixingfenxi,
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》《【qiuzhu】mingtiangujiaoshoude《gudianwenxianxuedaolun》ke,wogaiyongshenmebiaoqingmianduiyouyou?zaixiandeng,
tingjide!》linyouyoukandeyanqianzhenzhenfahei,ganjuezijideshehuixingsiwangyijingmanyandaolexueshuquan,
shenzhikenengbojizhenggeyinhexi。tajuewangdiwuzhulian,fensekonglongzhuaziruanpapadidazaietoushang。“tuiwang!
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meiyigedousanfazheyourende“zhongxinzuoren”deguanghui。shoujiyouzhenleyixia,shizhouxiaoyufalaideyuyin,
yuqiyansulebushao:“youyou,biezhuangsi!ganjinxiangxiangmingtianzenmeban!gujiaoshoudeke!
niduodelechuyiduobuguoshiwu!erqie……”tadunledun,yadishengyin,“wogangdedaoxiaodaoxiaoxi,
xilineige‘miejueshitai’zhangjiaoshouhaoxianghenbuman,shuonihuazhongquchong,jixueshuquanmohei,
haizhiyinizhiqianzuodeneige‘xinmeitiyujingxiadefangyanchuanbo’ketidongjibuchun,shikaochaozuoboyanqiu!
nixiaoxindian!”linyouyoudexin“gedeng”yixiachendaolemaliyanahaigou。zhangjiaoshou,
zhongwenxichulemingdegubanyanli,yanliroubudebandianshazi。beitadingshang,jueduimeihaoshi。wanle,
zheixialianxueshushengmingyejijikeweile。---diertian,adazhongwenxijiaoxuelou。
linyouyouganjuezijixianggexingzoudehuobazi。tateyiqilegedazao,qitubikairenliugaofeng。
chuanzhezuibuqiyandehuiselianmaoweiyi,maoziladejidi,jihuzhezhubanzhanglian,kouzhaoyanyanshishi,
henbudezaidaigemojing。keyitajinjiaoxuelou,simianbafangshelaidemuguanghaishirutongshizhibanzhazaitashenshang。
qieqiesiyushengxiangwenziyiyangwengwengwengdibaoweizheta:“kan!fenkonglong!”“shita!shita!jiushita!
womendeshesiyingxiongyouyou!”“pu…bieshuo,zheiweiyiyansehaitingxiangkonglonghui…”“gujiaoshoulailemei?
jintianzheikejueduixiuluochang!”“kuaikanshouji!bangyi‘l’lingchenyoushualeyiboliwu!
liuyan:‘jinrifenyongqi,jiayou!’**!gengshenmile!”linyouyoubatoumaidegengdi,jiaoxiashengfeng,
zhixiangganjinchongjin《gudianwenxianxuedaolun》dedajiaoshi,zhaogezuijiaoluo、zuibuqiyandeweizhibazijimaiqilai。
raner,shiyuyuanwei。dangtazuozeisideliujinnengrongnaliangbairendejietidajiaoshihoumenshi,
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gengrangtazhixideshi,qianpai、zhongjian、kaochuang……suoyoulixiangzhongdeyinbiweizhi,dou!zuo!man!le!ren!
zhishengxia……diyipaizhengzhongjian,neigelijiangtaizuijin、zuixianyan、zuirongyibeitiwende“huangjinbaozuo”,
haigulinglingdikongzhe。fangfoshiweitaliangshendingzhidechuxingtai。linyouyoujiangzaimenkou,jinyebushi,tuiyebushi。
taganjuezijikuaiyaobeizheixiemuguangkaohuale。“youyou!zheibian!
”zhouxiaoyudeshengyinrutongtianlaibancongcehoufangxiangqi。linyouyourumengdashe,xunshengwangqu,
zhijianzhouxiaoyuzaidaoshudierpaikaobiandeweizhi,zhengpinmingchaotahuishou,pangbianhaijitazhanlegezuo。
talikemaozheyao,zaizhongrenwushengdezhumulixia,yizuikuaisuducuanleguoqu,yi**tanzaiyizishang,
zhangzhangdishuleyikouqi,ganjuezijixianggangpaowanyichangmalasong。“hesiwole……”tachexiakouzhao,
xiaoshengduizhouxiaoyushuo,liansehaiyoudianfabai。“pashenme!binglaijiangdangshuilaituyan!”zhouxiaoyujitadaqi,
danyanshenliyexiemanlejinzhanghebagua,“kuaikanluntan!youyouxindongxiang!
yourenpaidaogujiaoshoudechezaoshangjinxiaoyuanle!haiyourenshuokandaotawangjiaoxuelouzheibianzoule!”huayingangluo,
yuanbencaozadejiaoshirutongbeianxialejingyinjian,shunjianyaquewusheng。suoyourendemuguangqishuashuadizhuanxiangjiaoshimenkou。
shijianfangfobeilazhang。chenwen、qingxidejiaobushengyouyuanjijin,bujibuxu,meiyibudouxiangcaizaizhongrendexintiaoshang。
yidaoqizhangtingbadeshenyingchuxianzaimenkou。chunheisedexizhuang,yuntangdeyisibugou,meiyoubanfenzhezhou,
chendejiankuanyaozhai,qichangporen。yinsibianyanjingjiazaigaotingdebiliangshang,jingpianhoudemuguangpingjingwubo,
saoguozhenggejiaoshi。neizhanglian,yijiushinvwaxuanjidejiezuo,junmeidewuketiaoti,
yebinglengderutongwannianbuhuadebingchuan。zhengshifengbaozhongxindenanzhujiao——guyubaijiaoshou。
tabulvcongrongdizoushangjiangtai,jiangshouzhongjifenhouzhongdedianjiqingqingfangzaijiangzhuoshang。dongzuojian,
xiukouluchubanjielengbaisedeshouwanheyimeijianyuedebojinwanbiao,zheshechuyidianlengguang。zhenggejiaoshiluozhenkewen。
liangbaiduohaorenpingxiningshen,daqibuganchu,muguangzailinyouyouheguyubaizhijianxiaoxinyiyidilaihuiqunxun,
kongqizhongmimanzheyizhongjinhuninggude、dengdaishenpandejinzhanggan。
linyouyougengshihenbudebazijisuojinweiyimaozili,bianchengyilikanbujiandechenai。
tasisidingzhezhuomianshangdemuwen,fangfoyaobatakanchuhualai,xinzangtiaodekuaiyaocongsangziyanlibengchulai。
guyubaizhanding,muguangzaijiaoshiliqunxunleyiquan。neimuguangmingmingmeishenmewendu,quefangfodaizheshizhixingdeyali,
suoguozhichu,xueshengmenfenfenditou,jiazhuangrenzhenkanshu。ranhou,neimuguang,sihuruoyousiwudi,
zailinyouyousuozuodedaoshudierpaijiaoluo,tingdunleneimejiqiduanzandeyishun。linyouyoushunjiantoupifama!
ganjuexiangbeibinglengdexguangcongtoudaojiaosaomiaoleyibian!guyubaishouhuimuguang,fankaidianmingce,
qinglengdichendesangyintouguomaikefeng,qingxidichuanbianzhenggejiaoshi:“kaishidianming。”“liming。”“dao!
”“wangfang。”“dao!”……yigegemingzinianxiaqu,jiaoshilideqifenshaoweisongdongleyidian,
danneifenwuxingdeyaliyijiucunzai。suoyourendouzhidao,zhongtouxizaihoumian。zhongyu,
neigerangsuoyourenshuqierduodemingzixiangqi:“linyouyou。”laile!suoyourendemuguang“shua”diyixia,
zaicijujiaodaoneigehenbudezuanjindifengdehuiseshenyingshang。linyouyouhunshenyijiang,
xiangshibeiwuxingdexianmengditileqilai。taqiangpozijitaiqitou,
duishangjiangtaishangneishuanggezhejingpian、shensuidefangfonengxizoulinghundeyanjing。
judadexiuchiganhekongjurangtashengyinfazhan,xiruowenna:“…dao。
”guyubaipingjingdizaidianmingceshanghualeyixia,fangfozhishidianleyigezaiputongbuguodemingzi。ranhou,
taheshangdianmingce,taiyan,muguangzaicijingzhundiluoxianglinyouyoudefangxiang。“linyouyoutongxue。
”tadeshengyinbugao,queqingxidichuantoulezhenggejiaoshidejijing。linyouyoudexintiaozhourantingleyipai!
xueyefangfoshunjianchongshangtouding,youzaixiayimiaodongjie!
“guanyunishangcitijiaode《xinmeitisuipianhuachuanboduichuantongdianjiyueduxiguanyingxiangdechubuguancha》baogao,
”guyubaideshengyintingbuchurenheqingxu,rutongzaichenshuyigekeguanshishi,“qizhongtidaodeyigexianxiang,
woyouxieyiwen。”tadunledun,xiuzhangdeshouzhisuiyifankaijiangtaishangdeyibenxianzhuangshu,dongzuoyouyadexiangyifuhua。
“nizaibaogaozhongyinyongle《shishuoxinyu·rendanpian》‘liulingbingjiu’dediangu,
yongyishuomingxiandaiwangluoliuxinggeng‘bailan’yugurenfangdaxingweidemouzhongxingshiguanlianxing。”tataimou,
jingpianhoudemuguangruili,“neime,qingnijiehechuanboxuezhongde‘fuhaozhuanyi’lilun,jutichanshuyixia,
zheizhongkuayueqianniandeguanlianxing,qineizaidewenhuaxinlijizhishishenme?
tazaidangdaishejiaomeitiyujingxiabeizhonggouhechuanboshi,fashenglenaxieguanjianxingdeyihua?”wentijingzhun、zhuanye,
shenzhidaizhediandiaozuan。shunjianbasuoyourendezhuyilicongbaguafeiwenlahuilexueshubenshen。zhenggejiaoshiyipiansiji。
wanle。linyouyounaozilizhishengxiazheilianggezi。zheiwentitabaogaolizhishiyibidaiguoa!
tadangshixiedeshihoujiujuedeyoudianqianqiang,chuncuishiweilecougekanqilaiyoudianshendudedian!
gujiaoshouzheishiyaodangzhongchuxingtadexueshubuyanjinma?taganjuezijidelianshaodelihai,shouxinquanshilenghan。
zailiangbaiduoshuangyanjingdezhushixia,tajiannandizhanqilai,danaoyipiankongbai,
zuzhiyuyandenenglifangfobeiguyubaidehanqidongzhule。“e…neige…wenhuaxinlijizhi…”takekebaba,
yanshenpiaohu,wanquanbugankanjiangtai,“keneng…kenengshiyizhong…duixianshiyalidetaobi?
huozhe…duizhuliuguixunde…yizhongfeibaolibuhezuo?”tayueshuoyuemeidiqi,shengyinyuelaiyuexiao,
“yihuadehua…jiushi…jiushifuhaobeijianhuale?neihanbei…beixiaojiele?bianchengle…chuncuideyulebiaoqian?
”tayingzhetoupishuowan,ganjuezijihuidadegoupibutong,jianzhishizaigongkaichuxingzijidezhishang。tachuizhetou,
dengdaizheyuliaozhizhongdebinglengdianping,shenzhikenengshiyanlidepiping。jiaoshilidekongqifangfodouningzhile。raner,
jimiaozhonglingrenzhixidechenmohou,jiangtaishangchuanlaileguyubaideshengyin。yijiushineifuqinglengdediaozi,
danshuochulaidehua,querangzhenggejiaoshiderendouhuaiyizijierduochulewenti:“guandianxinying,qierudiandute。
”linyouyoumengditaiqitou,nanyizhixindikanxiangjiangtai。guyubaiyijingyikailemuguang,
fangfogangcaineijudianpingzhishisuikouyiti。taxiuzhangdeshouzhidianledianjiangzhuoshangdeshu,
jixuyongtaneibiaozhixingde、haowubolandeyudiaoshuodao:“suiranlunzhengshaoxiandanbo,danguanchafangxiangzhideshenru。
youqishizhichule‘fuhaoyulehua’zheiyiguanjianyihuadian,zhuazhulexianxianghexin。xiacibaogao,
xiwangkandaogengzhashidelunjuzhicheng。”tadunledun,muguangsihuyousaoguolinyouyouzhenjingdaodaizhidelian,
ranhoudandandibuchongleyiju:“zuoxiaba。”linyouyou:“……???”tamengle。chedimengle。
bushipiping?shi…kending?shenzhihaiyoudian…guli?judadefancharangtaxianggetixianmuouyiyang,
jiangyingdizuohuiyizishang,naoziliwengwengzuoxiang,fanfuhuidangzheguyubaineiju“guandianxinying,qierudiandute”。
bujintamengle,zhenggejiaoshiderendoumengle。shuohaodebingshanzhennuni?shuohaodexueshuchuxingni?
zenmebianchengdangzhongbiaoyangle?suiranyuqihaishineimelengbingbingde,danzheineirongjueduishizhengmiandea!
danmu(naobuban)zaizhongrenxinzhongfengkuangshuaping:【?????wotingdaoleshenme?gujiaoshoushuo‘xinying’?
‘dute’?】【**!gujiaoshoujuranmeidongsita?haijilehaoping?】【zheijubenbuduia!
shuohaodexiuluochangni?zenmebianchengxueshukendingle?】【gujiaoshoushibushibeifenkonglongxialejiangtou?!
】【bangyidage‘l’:shuahuojian!qingzhuyouyoujiehouyusheng!】【nandao…gujiaoshouqishi…anshuang?!
(weixianfayan)】guyubaifangfomeikandaotaixiazhongrenjingdiaoxiabadebiaoqing,
yewanquanwushilejiaoluolineigeshihuachenghuisediaoxiangdefenkonglong(jingshenti),
yijingshenseruchangdikaishilejintiandezhengshishouke。“jintianwomenjiang《wenxindiaolong·shensipian》。‘wenzhisiye,
qishenyuanyi。gujiranninglv,sijieqianzai…’”qinglengdesangyinhuidangzaijiaoshili,
jiangshuzhegurenguanyushensifeiyue、xiangxiangwuyindelunshu。raner,zuozaidaoshudierpaidelinyouyou,
yigeziyetingbujinqule。gangcaiguyubaikantadeneiyiyan,dianpingshineipingdanquekendingdeyuqi,
xiangyiketourubinghudeshizi,zaitaxinlijiqilejudade、hunluandelianyi。jiehouyushengdexutuogan,
hunzazhenanyizhixindezhenjing,
haiyouyisisi…jiqiweixiaode、liantazijidoubuganshenjiude、beiquanweirenkedeyinmiqueyue?tatoutoutaiyan,
feikuaidimiaoleyiyanjiangtaishangneigetingbalengjundeshenying。guyubaizhengceshenbanshu,shenzirusong,
celianxiantiaowanmeiderutongdiaosu。yangguangtouguogaochuangluozaitashenshang,
jitalengyingdeqichangdushangleyicengrouhedejinbian。linyouyoudexintiao,youbuzhengqidiloutiaoleyipai。
zheibingshan…haoxiang…yemeineimedongren?zheigeniantougangmaochulai,jiubeitazijiyibazhangpailehuiqu!
linyouyouniqingxingyidian!neishibowuguandezhenguanzhibao!shijihanzhilengji!tagangcaizhishi…zhishijiushilunshi!
dui!xueshutaolun!gennishishei、niganleshenmechunshimeiguanxi!tayonglishuaishuaitou,
shitubanaozilineixieluanqibazaodexiangfashuaichuqu,qiangpozijibazhuyilijizhongzaijiangtaishang。raner,
gujiaoshouneiqinglengyueerdeshengyin,cikequefangfodaizheqiyidemoli,rangtayoudian…xinbuzaiyan。
haoburongyiaodaoxiakelingxiang。guyubaiheshangshuben,ganjingliluodishuoleyiju“xiake”。xueshengmenrumengdashe,
youdaizheyiyouweijindebaguazhixin,kaishishoushidongxi,zhunbeichelizheige“shigu”xianchang。
linyouyouyeshoumangjiaoluandibabijibensaijinbeibao,zhixiangyizuikuaisudutaoli,bimianrenhekenengdehouxujiechu。
“linyouyoutongxue。”qinglengdeshengyinrutongdingshenzhou,zaicijingzhundixiangqi,buda,quezuyichuantoucaozaderensheng,
qingxidichuandaotaerduoli。linyouyoudedongzuoshunjianjiangzhu,quanshendehanmaodoushuleqilai。
tajiannandi、yidianyidiandizhuanguoshen。guyubaihaizhanzaijiangtaishang,zhengmantiaosilidizhenglizhezijidexiukou。
tameiyoukanta,muguangluozaijiangzhuodemouchu,fangfozhishisui**daiyijukehouzuoye。
“guanyunibaogaozhongneige‘fuhaozhuanyi’dewenti,”tataiqiyan,
yinbianyanjinghoudemuguangchuanguojianjiansanquderenqun,pingjingdiluozaitaxiemanjingkongdelianshang,“haiyouyixiexijie,
xuyaohenitantaoyixia。”taweiweitingdunleyixia,
neishuangshentanbandeyanjingsihulveguoyisijinanchajuede、yiweishenzhangdeguang。“xiakehou,daowobangongshiyitang。
”linyouyou:“!!!”hong——!gangfangsongmeijifenzhongdexinzang,zaicibeiyizhiwuxingdedashouhenhenzuanjin!
bangongshi?dandu?!tantaobaogaoxijie?!zheigenzhijiequxingchangyoushenmequbie?!
ganggangshengqideneiyidiandian“bingshanhaoxiangyemeineimeleng”decuojue,shunjianbeizhei“siwangtongzhi”jidefensui!
guyubaishuowan,meizaikantashunjiancanbaidelianse,naqizijidedongxi,bulvcongrongdilvxianlikailejiaoshi。
liuxialinyouyouyigeren,zhanzaijianjiankongdangdejiaoshili,
ganshouzhelaizisimianbafangde、hunhezhetongqing、haoqihe“niziqiuduofu”deshixian,ruzhuibingku。gangchulangwo,
youruhuxue。zheirizimeifaguole!disanzhangmishihuitanyunaichayiyunquguyubaibangongshidelu,
linyouyouzouderutongbenfuxingchang。meiyibudouchenzhongwubi,
jiaoxiaguangjiededalishidimianfangfobianchengleguntangdeluotie。xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleigu,
zhendetaermowengwengzuoxiang,shouxingengshishiluluyipian,zaibeibaodaizishangcengleyouceng。
bangongshizaiwenxueyuandinglouzuishenchu,zoulangjintou。zheiliyichanganjing,
zhiyoutazijidejiaobushengzaikongkuangdezoulanglihuidang,xiandegewaiqingxi,yegewaicier。
kongqilimimanzhejiushuzhizhanghemuzhijiajuhunhedelenglieqixi,gengtianlejifensumuheyayi。
linyouyouzhanzaineishanshenhutaomusedehouzhongmenqian,menpaishangjianjiedikezhe“guyubaijiaoshou”jigeyinsedezi。
tashenxilehaojikouqi,shitupingfukuaiyaotiaochuhoulongdexintiao,caizhandouzhetaiqishou,qingqingqiaoleqiaomen。
“qingjin。”menneichuanlaiguyubaiqinglengpingwendeshengyin,tingbuchusihaoqingxu。linyouyoutuikaimen,
yigugengnongyudeshujuanqihedandandelengliemuzhixiangdiaopumianerlai。bangongshihenda,queyichangjianjiezhengqi。
yizhengmianqiangdejudashujuzhitongtianhuaban,limianmimimamapailiezhegezhongjingzhuangdianji,
anniandaiheleibiemafangdeyisibugou。yizhangkuandadeshenseshimubangongzhuoduizhemen,
shangmianchulediannao、yidiebaifangzhengqidewenjian、yigebitonghejibentankaidehouzhongshujiwai,zaiwutawu。
chuangmingjijing,yangguangtouguobaiyechuangzaidibanshangqiegechuzhengqideguangdai。zhenggekongjianlenggan、gaoxiao、zhixujingran,
wanmeifuheguyubai“renjianzhilengji”he“zhenguanzhibao”deqizhi。guyubaijiuzuozaibangongzhuohou。
tayijingtuodiaolexizhuangwaitao,zhichuanzheyijianyuntiedebaisechenshan,lingkoujiekaiyikekouzi,
luchuxiantiaoqingxidesuogu。yinsibianyanjingjiazaibiliangshang,jingpianhoudemuguangzhengzhuanzhudikanzhediannaopingmu,
xiuzhangdeshouzhizaijianpanshangouerqiaojijixia。yangguanggoulechutawanmeidecelianlunkuohexiahexian,
yezhaoliangletachenshanxiukouxianeijielengbaideshouwanhejianyuedewanbiao。zheihuamian,jingmi,zhuanzhu,
daizheyizhongbushirenjianyanhuodexueshumeigan。ruguohulvediaolinyouyoucikekuaiyaobaozhadejinzhanggandehua。
“gu…gujiaoshou。”linyouyoudeshengyinxiruowenna,zhanzaimenkou,xiangzhiwurumengshoulingdidexiaodongwu,
shoujiaodoubuzhidaogaiwangnalifang。guyubaiwenshengtaiqitou,muguangcongdiannaopingmuzhuanxiangta。neiyanshenpingjingwubo,
rutongshentan,rangrenwanquankanbutoutazaixiangshenme。“lintongxue,qingzuo。
”tazhilezhibangongzhuoduimiandeyizhangheisepizhiyizi。linyouyoujihushitongshoutongjiaodinuoguoqu,
xiaoxinyiyidizuoxia,zhiganzuoyizidesanfenzhiyi,jibeitingdebizhi,shuangshouguiguijujudifangzaixigaishang,
yanshendichui,sisidingzhezijifanbuxiedexiejian。
fensekonglongshuiyideshesihuamianhe“zhenguanzhibao”dexiangliangchenghao,rutongdanmubanzaitanaozilifengkuangshuaping,
rangtahenbudedangchangxiaoshi。guyubaimeiyoulikeshuohua。tanaqizhuoshangyifendayingao——linyouyourenchulai,
zhengshitaneipiandaomeicuide《xinmeitisuipianhuachuanboduichuantongdianjiyueduxiguanyingxiangdechubuguancha》baogao。
bangongshilianjingdekepa,zhiyouchuangwaiouerchuanlaidejishengniaomingheguyubaifandongzhizhangdeshashasheng。
meiyimiaoduilinyouyoulaishuodoushijianao。“guanyubaogaozhongtidaode‘fuhaozhuanyi’wenti,
”guyubaizhongyukaikou,shengyinyijiushineizhongmeishenmeqifudeqinglengdiaozi,
quexiangbingzhuiyiyangzhajinlinyouyoujinbengdeshenjing,“niyinyongde‘liulingbingjiu’yu‘bailan’deguanlian,
qiwenhuaxinlijizhideshencengluoji,xuyaogengqingxidejieding。”laile!xueshuchuxingkaishile!
linyouyoudexintidaolesangziyan。“taobixianshiyaliyufeibaolibuhezuo,
zheilianggegainianzaineihanhewaiyanshangdouyouxianzhuqubie。”guyubaiyongzhijiandianledianbaogaoshangdemouyixing,
yuqipingdandexiangzaitaoluntianqi,“weijinmingshidefangda,
gengduoshijiyutedinglishibeijingxiaduigetijingshenziyoudezhuiqiuheduixuweilifadefanpan,
qineiheyouzhudongdekangzhengxing。erxiandaiwangluoyujingzhongde‘bailan’,qixiaojibeidongsecaigengnong,
gengduoshimianduijudayalishidewuliganxuanxie,shenzhidaiyouziwojiechaodequanrusecai。
liangzhedexinliqudonghebiaoxianxingshi,bunengjiandandengtong。”tadefenxijingzhun、xili,
yizhenjianxuedizhichulelinyouyoubaogaozhongmohubuqingshenzhiqianqiangfuhuidedifang。linyouyoudelianjiahuoshaohuoliao,
xiukuidewudizirong。taganjuezijixianggebeidangchangzhuabaodexiaoxuesheng,zaixueshudalaomianqianbanmennongfu。
tadizhetou,shouzhiyonglijiaozheyijiao,
tingbujian:“gujiaoshou…ninshuodedui…shiwo…shiwokaolvbuzhou…taifuqianle…”tadengdaizhegengyanlidepiping,
shenzhikenengshiduitaxueshunenglidequanpanfouding。raner,yuxiangzhongdebingbaobingmeiyouluoxia。“buguo,
”guyubaihuafengyizhuan,jiangbaogaoqingqingfangdaoyibian,muguangzhongxinluozaitajihuyaomaijinxiongkoudenaodaishang,
“ninengminruidibuzhuodaozheizhongkuayuegujindebiaomianxingshixiangsixing,bingjiangqizuoweiguanchadiantichu,
zheigefangxiangbenshen,shiyoujiazhide。youqishizaidangxiaxinmeitiyujingzhong,
gudianyixiangbeikuaisujiegou、nuoyong、zaibianmadexianxiangfeichangpubian。ruheshuliqiliubianguiji,bianxiqiyitong,
shigezhideshenwadeketi。”linyouyoumengditaiqitou,zhuangjinguyubaipingjingdeyanmouli。youshizheiyang!
xianjingzhundajitadeloudong,ranhouyoukendingtadefangxiang?zhei…zheidaodishishenmetaolu?tawanquanmengle,
danaochedidangji,zhihuidaidaidikanzheta。guyubaisihumeizaiyitadedaizhi,tashentiweiweixianghou,
kaozailekuandadeyibeishang,zitaifangsongleyixie,danneiguporendeqichangyijiucunzai。
taxiuzhangdeshouzhijiaochafangzaizhuomianshang,zhijianxiujiandeganjingzhengqi。“bubiwangzifeibo。”takanzhelinyouyou,
jingpianhoudemuguangsihubigangcaiduoleyisi…nanyiyanyudedongxi?“zuoxueshu,
faxianwenti、tichuwentidenengli,youshibilikejiejuewentigengzhongyao。
”linyouyou:“……”tazhanglezhangzui,quefabuchurenheshengyin。zheisuanshi…anwei?
laizibingshanjiaoshoudeanwei?zheiganjuetaixuanhuanle!jiuzailinyouyoubeizheijudadefanchachongjideyuntouzhuanxiangshi,
guyubaizuoleyigerangtayanzhuzichadiandiaochulaidedongzuo。tazhanqishen,raoguokuandadebangongzhuo,
zoudaokaoqiangdeyigexiaobataibian。neilifangzheyigejianyuedekafeijiheyigehengwenyinshuihu。
linyouyoubenyiweitashiyaojizijidaobeishuihuozhekafei。raner,guyubaiquecongpangbiandejuzili,
nachuleyizhiyinzhekeaimaomituandemakebei!neijueduibushitazheizhongqizhiderenhuiyongdebeizi!jiezhe,
tanaqiyigebaozhuanghuashao、yinzhejuda“yunibobo”ziyangdenaichafenbao,sikai,daorumaomibeili,
ranhoucongyinshuihujielereshui,naqiyizhijiaobanshao,bujinbumandijiaodongqilai。nongyude、tiannideyunixiangqi,
shunjianzaiyuanbenzhiyoushujuanqihelengliemuzhixiangdebangongshilimimankailai。linyouyouchedishihua。gu…gujiaoshou?
zaipao…yunibobonaicha?!zheihuamiandailaidechongjili,sihaobuyayuzuowanzhiboshigudehebao!
taganjuezijideshijieguanzhengzaizaoshouhuimiexingdaji!neigexingzoudebingshan、bushirenjianyanhuodezhenguanzhibao,
jingranhuihezheizhongtiandubaobiao、shaonvxinzhaliedenaicha?!haiyongyigekatongmaomibei?!
guyubaisihuwanquanmeijuedezijidexingweiyoushenmebutuo。
taduanzheneibeimaozhereqi、sanfazheyourentianxiangdefensenaicha(beishenshifensedemaomi!),
bulvcongrongdizoulehuilai。ranhou,zailinyouyoujingsongdaojidiandemuguangzhushixia,
tajiangneibeireqitengteng、sanfazhezhimingtianxiangdeyunibobonaicha,wenwendifangzailelinyouyoumianqiandezhuomianshang。
“hediandongxi。”guyubaideshengyinyijiupingdan,fangfozhishidiguolaiyibeiputongdebaikaishui,“yayajing。
”linyouyou:“!!!”takanzheyanqianzheibei**nen、xiangpenpendenaicha,
youmengditaitoukanxiangguyubaineizhangjunmeiqingleng、haowubolandelian。ya…yayajing?!tajuranshuoyayajing?!
tazhidaotaxuyaoyajing?!
tahaiteyijitapaoletazhibojianlijingchanghe、genfensianliguowushuci、shitazuiaideyunibobo?!
danaocpuchedishaohui!xinxiliangtaida!taijingsong!tailiqi!
wushugeniantouzaitanaozilifengkuangbaozha:tazenmehuizhidaotaaihezheige?!nandaotakanguotazhibo?!
bukeneng!jueduibukeneng!gujiaoshouzenmehuikanneizhongshadiaozhibo?!qiaohe?yidingshiqiaohe!
xuexiaochaoshixinjinlezheigekouweidenaichafen?!keshi…taweishenmeyaojitapao?haishiyongzheimekeaidebeizi?
zheibeiziyoushinalaide?!zongbukenengshigujiaoshouzijideba?!linyouyouganjuezijidelinghundouzaizhandou,
takanzheneibeinaicha,xiangkanzheyikedingshizhadan,shenchuqudeshoudouzaidou,wanquanbuganpeng。
tajiannandiyanlekoutuomo,
jideshengyin:“gu…gujiaoshou…nin…nintaikeqile…wo…wobuke…”guyubaiyijingzuohuilezijideweizhi,
zhongxindaishangleneifuqinglengmianju。tanaqizijidebaowenbei(limianshiqingchede、kenengzhishibaishuihuozheqingcha),
mantiaosilidiheleyikou,ranhoucaitaimoukanta,yinbianyanjingfanshezheyidianlengguang。“bubijinzhang。
”tadeyuqitingbuchuqingxu,muguangquezaitayinweizhenjingerweiweizhengdadeyanjingshangtingliuleyishun,
“tantaoxueshuwentieryi。”tadunledun,zhijianqingqingqiaoleqiaozhuomianneifenbaogao,
fangfogangcaidinaichazhishigexiaochaqu,youhuidaolezhengti。
“nibaogaolitidaode‘gudianfuhaozaiduanshipinzhongdeyulehuazhonggou’,zheigeqierudian,
keyijiehegengduochuanboxuejingdianlilunlaishenhua。biru…”guyubaikaishitiaoliqingxidijitashulisilu,
yinjingjudian,shenruqianchu。tadeshengyindichenyueer,luojiyanmi,rutongzuijingmideyiqizaiyunzhuan。
ruguohuanzuopingshi,linyouyouyidinghuiruhuozhibao,pinmingjibiji。dancike,tadenaoziwanquanshiyituanjianghu!
guyubaiqinglengdeshengyinfangfogezheyicengshuiwuchuanlai,tayigezidoumeitingjinqu。
quanbudezhuyilidouxiangbeiqianglicitiexizhuyiyang,
laolaodidingzaimianqianneibeisanfazhezhimingyouhuodeyunibobonaichashang。nei**deseze,neiyinyundereqi,
neishuxidetianxiang,haiyouneizhidengzheyuanliuliudayanjingdekatongmaomibei…zheiyiqiedouxiangmozhouyiyangchanraozheta。
tadaodizhibuzhidaozheishitazuiaidenaicha?!tashibushizhendekanguotazhibo?!
neigeshenmide、zaitashesishifengkuangshuayuzhoufeichuandebangyidage“l”…nandao…?!
yigehuangmiujuelun、queyourangtaxinjingroutiaodeniantou,rutongyecaobanzaitaxinlifengkuangzizhang!bu!bukeneng!
zheitaijingsongle!neikeshiguyubai!adagaolingzhihua!xingzoudezhilengji!zenmekeneng!yidingshitaxiangduole!
qiaohe!doushiqiaohe!linyouyoupinmingzaixinlinahan,shituyaxianeigekepadecaice。keyueshiyayi,
neigeniantoujiuyueqingxi。tatoutoutaiqiyan,feikuaidimiaoleyiyanbangongzhuohoudenanren。
guyubaizhengchuimoukanzhebaogao,celianxiantiaolengjun,bochunweimin,yijiushineifushengrenwujin、gaobukepandemoyang。
yangguangluozaitayinsedeyanjingkuangshang,zheshechuyidianbinglengdeguangze。zenmekan,
douheneigehuizaitazhibojianshuahuojian、zaitashesishikuangzhiyuzhoufeichuan、hailiuyan“zhubotingzhu!
woqujinimaitaolidiqiudechuanpiao!”debangyidage“l”lianxibudaoyiqi!
keshi…neibeinaicha…neibeijingzhunmingzhongtaxihaodenaicha…xiangyigenduci,zhazaitadehuaiyili。
jiuzailinyouyouneixintianrenjiaozhan、kuaiyaobeizijidenaobujibifengdeshihou,guyubaisihujieshulejiangjie。
taheshangbaogao,taiyankanxiangta。“dazhisilujiushizheiyang。
nihuiqukeyizaichayueyixiamaikeluhandemeijielilunhebaodeliyadenixianglilun,huoxuhuiyouxindeqifa。
”tadeyuqihuifulegongshigongbandeshuli。linyouyourumengdashe,cengdiyixiazhanqilai,
dongzuokuaidechadiandaidaoyizi。“haode!xiexiegujiaoshou!wo…wohuiquyidinghaohaokan!”tayusufeikuai,
zhixiangliketaolizheigerangtazhixiyouchongmanguiyiyiyundedifang。guyubaikanzhetahuangluandeyangzi,
jingpianhoudemouguangsihuweiweishandongleyixia,kuaiderangrenzhuabuzhu。taqingqing“ng”leyisheng,suanshihuiying。
linyouyouzhuaqizijidebeibao,kanyebuganzaikanneibeinaichayiyan,gengbugankanguyubaidebiaoqing,
zhuanshenjiuwangwaichong,jiaobukuaidexianghoumianyouguizaizhui。jiuzaitadeshoukuaiyaopengdaobingliangdemenbashoushi,shenhou,
guyubaiqinglengdeshengyinzaicixiangqi,bugao,queqingxidichuanrutaerzhong:“duile,lintongxue。
”linyouyouhunshenyijiang,tingzaimenkou,xinzangshunjiantidaosangziyan。tajiangyingdi、jiqihuanmandizhuanguoshen。
guyubaiyijiuzuozaibangongzhuohou,zitaifangsong,shoulibawanzheyizhizhiganjijiadejinshugangbi。tataiqiyan,
muguangchuanguojingpian,jingzhundiluozaitaxiemanjingjuhekunhuodelianshang。tadechunjiao,
sihugouqileyigejiqixiwei、jinhuhuanjuedehudu。neishuangshentanbandeyanjingli,
diyiciqingxidiyingruletadeshenying,
daizheyizhongnanyiyanyude、fangfonengchuantourenxindetanjiuhe…yisijidandewanwei?
“nizhibojianlideneigebiyu…”tadunledun,zhijiandegangbiqingqingdianzaizhuomianshang,
fachuqingweide“da”deyisheng。“bowuguanzhanpin?”guyubaideshengyinyijiumeishenmeqifu,
danlinyouyouquecongzhongtingchuleyisi…butongxunchangdeweidao。neiyudiao,xiangshizaiwanweiyigeyouqudecihui。
“dingweihendute。”linyouyou:“!!!”honglong——!naozilizuihouneigenmingweilizhidexian,
chedibengduanle!tazhidaole!taguoranzhidaole!tashenzhikanlezhibohuifang!tahaiteyitichulai!
yongzheizhongrangrenzhuomobutoudeyuqi!shenmedingweidute!zheishizaifengcitaba?!jueduishiba?!
judadexiuchiganheqiangliedeqiushengyushunjianyanmeileta。linyouyoudelianshunjianhongdedixue,
lianerduojiandoushaoleqilai。tazaiyegubushangrenhelijie,jihushishoujiaobingyongdiningkaimenbashou,
xiangzhishoujingguodudetuzi,soudiyixiacuanlechuqu,pengdiyishengshuaishanglebangongshihouzhongdemen!
menguanshangdejuxiangzaikongkuangdezoulanglihuidang。bangongshili,zhongxinhuifulejijing。guyubaikaozaiyibeishang,
muguangluozaijinbidemenbanshang,tingliulejimiao。zhijianneizhiangguidegangbi,
zaitaxiuzhangdeshouzhijianlinghuodizhuanleyiquan。taweiweicetou,shixiansaoguobangongzhuoduimian,
neibeibeizhurenyiwangde、haizainiaoniaomaozhereqideyunibobonaicha。fensedemaomimakebei,
dengzheyuanyuandeyanjing,wugudikanzheta。guyubaimianwubiaoqingdiduanqizijibaowenbei,
youheleyikoulimianguadandeqingshui。ranhou,tanaqishouji,pingmujiesuo。
yigedidiaodeheiseapptubiaobeidiankai,jiemianheranshimougezhibopingtaidehoutai。dengludezhanghaoming,
zhiyouyigejiandanershenmidezimu:l。tadezhijianzaipingmushangqingdianjixia,
diankaileguanzhuliebiaoliweiyideyigetouxiang——yizhibaozhehuatong、yanjingxiaochengyueyadekatongxiaokonglong,
id:youyouqiu。zuixinyitiaozhibodongtaixiamian,shibaozhazengzhangdepinglunhedashangjilu。
guyubaidemuguangzaineixiefengkuangdedanmuheliwutexiaoshanglveguo,
zuizhongtingliuzaizijizuowanshuachudeneijishisoujinguangshanshandeyuzhoufeichuanshang,
yijineijubeidingdaozuigaodeliuyan:【zhubotingzhu!woqujinimaitaolidiqiudechuanpiao!】tabochunweimin,
jingpianhoudemouguangshenbujiandi,zhijianzaipingmushangfangxuantingpianke,zuizhong,
qingqingdianleyixialiwulanlineigezuiangguide“yuzhoufeichuan”tubiao。
【yonghu‘l’weizhubo‘youyouqiu’zengsongyuzhoufeichuan×1!liuyan:naicha,haohema?】fasong。ranhou,
tasuoshangshoujipingmu,jiangshoujisuiyididiuhuizhuomian,fachuqingweideshengxiang。
muguangzhongxinluohuineibeibeiyiqide、jianjianlengquedefensenaichashang。guyubaishentihouyang,kaojinkuandadeyibeili,
yinsibianyanjingzheshezhechuangwaitoujinlaideqinglengguangxian,
jiangtayandishenchuneiyisijidande、jihuwurennengchajuedexiaoyi,chediyanzang。ruodadebangongshili,
zhishengxiahengwenyinshuihujiareshifachude、jiqiweiruodewengmingsheng。ermenwai,zoulangjintou。
linyouyoubeikaozhebinglengdeqiangbi,dakoudakoudichuanzheqi,xinzanghaizaixiongqianglikuangtiaobuzhi,lianjiaguntang。
guyubaizuihouneiju“dingweihendute”hetaneizhuomobutoudeyanshen,xiangmoyinguanerbanzaitanaozilixunhuanbofang。
tashoumangjiaoluanditaochushouji,xianggenzhouxiaoyufenxiangzheiliqikongbuyoujingsongdejingli。shoujipingmugangjiesuo,
detuisongtongzhijiudanlechulai:【ninguanzhude‘l’dalaoganggangjizhubo‘youyouqiu’zengsongleyuzhoufeichuan×1!
kuaiquweiguanba!liuyan:naicha,haohema?】linyouyou:“…………”takanzheneitiaotuisong,
youxiangqibangongshilineibeijingzhuntoufangdeyunibobonaicha,
haiyouguyubaizuihouneigeyiweishenzhangdeyanshen…yiguhanqi,congjiaodibanshunjiancuanshangletianlinggai!taniezheshouji,
jiangyingdizhuanguotou,kanxiangzoulangjintouneishanjinbide、shenhutaomusedebangongshimen。neishanmen,cikezaitayanli,
fangfobianchengletongwangmougeweizhikongbuciyuanderukou。ermenhoumianneigenanren…linyouyoumengdidalegehanzhan。
tabushizhilengji!tagenbenjiushigeshenbukecede、pizhebingshanwaiyide…kongbudamowang!
disizhangfeiwenfengbaoyuhuduanchuxianlinyouyoujihushipiaozhehuidaosushede。
danaolixiangsaijinleyituanbeimaozhuaguodemaoxian,hunluan、jiujie、haidaizhejinghunweidingdezhanli。
guyubaibangongshilineibeifensedeyunibobonaicha,tazuihouneijuyiweishenzhangde“dingweihendute”,
haiyoushoujishangneitiaofangfolaizidiyudetuisongtongzhi【naicha,haohema?】,zheisanzhezuhezaiyiqi,
weilikanbijingshenhebao。“aaa!xiaoyu!jiuming!”linyouyouyijinmen,
jiubazijizajinrouruandelanrenshafali,fachutongkudeaihao,
 
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