我靠钓鱼封神
《我靠钓鱼封神》 小说介绍
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《我靠钓鱼封神》 第1章 冷嘲热讽 免费试读
“jiwola，lashanglaiwomenjiufacaile……”
zaifanjuandehailangzhong，yisoudaxingbulaochuanshang，hanfeidingzhehuxiaodehaifengzaidashenghuhan，qingxuhenjidong。
“shuobudingjintianjiukeyizhidao，neizhangtuli，zangzheshenmemimi？”
hanfeibenshiyigehaizhongtaojinke，qinianqian，tahaidiaoshiwuyizhongdedaoleyizhanggulaodezangbaotu。
zheizhangtufangfoyongyoumoli，ranghanfeiyubabuneng。
zhijuegaosutazheicantushangbiaojidedifangyidingyoushenmedongxi，zhibudingyouzhongshijichenchuanbaozang，yidanlaoshanglaitanenggouxiangxiangzijihoubanshengjianghuizaijinyiyushizhongduguo。
“咚……”
huran，youshuishouhandao：“laobanbuhao，youdongxizaixiamianla，womenlazhehuowule……”
hanfei：“huonigegui，nijianguojibainianbudongdehuowu？”
“咔擦……”
huranjian，yigujulichuanlai，chuantilonggusihuzaiduanlie，hanfeizhenggerenzhongzhongdishuaizailanganshang。
youshuishoudahan：“kuai，kuai，qieduanlansheng。”
hanfeishuangmutonghong：“gunnidaye，jiwozhuai，fanzhengdoushisi，rangwotemekanyiyanbaozang。”
youyuweixianlaidetaituran，suoyourendoucuobujifang，yishijiandoumengle。
erhaimianshang，lishijianfengqiyunyong，nulangtaotian。
kehanfeiquehuranbujue，takanjianshuixiayouyipianheiying，xinzhongjidang，neishishenme？
zhijianyizhijimizhang，yuangungundedongxifuchuleshuimian……zhei，zheizenmekanshangquzenmexiangshiyizhiqiguaidehulu？
zuoweiyigezishendebulaoyegongzuozhe，duiyudahai，neijiushizijidehouhuayuan。tazhidaozheibukenengshihulu，bijingbuguanshahulunigehaishuilipaolebuzhidaoduoshaonian，yezaojiufulanle。suoyitagengxiangxinzheishimouzhongcanhai，zhishizhangdexianghulueryi。
“嗡……”
judadeliliangzaicichuanlai，chuantidouranjianbeiladecefan，hanfeizhijiejiuzajinlehaili。
kexiayimiao，yiwaifashengle……
yidaocudadeshuizhuchongtianerqi。
zhengsoubulaochuanshunjianbeidingfei。
hanfeibeishuizhuchongshangletian，toupifama，yanshenjingkong。
yigejudawubideyutoumaochuleshuimian。
tafashi，zheibeizimeijianguozheimedadeyu，yigenaodaijingbiyitiaochuandouda，napashishijieshangzuidadelanjingdoumeizheiwanyida。
mihuzhonghanfeiganjuezijihaoxiangbeishenmedongxiwanghailimiantuoqu，yixiangdaoneirangrenxinhandepangrandawu，taxinliyoujidongyoujingkong。
miliuzhiji，tahaoxiangkanjianyizhihaojimidadepangxiechongzijierlai。
hanfeizuihouyigenianxiangjiushi：yi？yuni？zabianpangxiele？
“噗……咳咳……”
erbianyinyuechuanlaihuhansheng：“hanfei，kuaixingxing，xiongdi，kuaixingxing……”
buzhidaotuleduoshaokoushui，mihuzhong，hanfeixingle，zhijuenaodaishengteng，wanqianmoshenghuamianzhouranfuxian，yixiebushuyuzijidejiyisibeiguanzhuyuxin。
zhengkaiyan，zhishitiankong，hanfeidunshijiuxilekouqi。
yuanfangnuhaichuiyun，miaomiaotianji，yilunzhebixiaobantiankongdefeihongdariguazaitiankong，longjuanbandechuitianzhiyunrupisandezhangfa，nufazhangyang。
hanfeixintouhairan，qianyikehaishineipangrandayu，zheishihoujiuchuxianyigegenbenbukexuedechaojidataiyang，douwowanni？
可这还不算什么？
“澎！”
huranjianzhitingjianyishengbaoxiang，zaizijiyanqianyouyizhongniandahanjiaotayizhishumizhangdedapangxieposhuierchu，shoulijinghaizhuazheyigenyugan。
hanfeimudengkoudai，neigedapangxiefuyushuimian，zhongniandahantaxieerli，suizhetayiduojiao，haimianxunsufanqizhenzhenlianyi，gungunqilangpumianerlai。
zhikanjianshuimianruquanshuibanlongqi，chaneijianyitiaodayuposhuierchu，zheidayuzuyouliangmizhang，sanchizhangdeyuxiongqirutongfeichi，shenshangguamanleqinghuangsedeshitou。
“咻咻咻……”
huranjian，yushenshangguazhedeqinghuangseshitouquandouchongzhedahanfeisheerqu。
“蟹王剪！”
neidahandaheyisheng，jiaoxiayichen，danquandichu，dunshiyizhidaaoxuyinghengchuanchuqu。zhijianneiyuganhefeishitongshizhalie，liangmizhangdedayudunshibeixieaojianchengleliangban，qizhongbanjieyushenluozaihanfeimianqian。
hanfeidengdayanqiu，shayanle。“heng……”
zhongnianrenlenghengyisheng：“jingranbeiqingjiayujituojinhaili……jiunizheiyanghaixiangtongguoshilian，jianzhibairizuomeng。”hanfeishenbianyouyishaonian，jimangjieshi：“wangjiediaoshi，zheishiyouyuanyinde，qianjirihanfeibeidaoyugeshangshoubei，shangweiyuhe……”
zhongniandahanyihuishou：“buyonggenwojieshi，hailideyukebuhuitingnidejieshi。ququyigeerjiyufu，yufeicaiheyi？”
hanfeiyilianmengbi，cikecaifaxianzijizhengtangzhezaiyisouqiguaidexiaochuanshang，fujindehaimianshanghaisanluozheshushisoutongyangqiguaidechuanzhi，henduochuanzheqiguaidehaitongliyuchuantou。
zhishixiayimiao，dangtakanjianzijideshoushi，dunshiyanpiyitiao。
“yi！wodeshouzenmezheimexiao？”
“我穿越了？”
shenbian，yigeshaonianyilianguanqie：“renmeishijiuhao。”
meidenghanfeixixixunwen，quejianneizhongniandahanyibutachu，zhanzaiyisoukongwuyirendechuanshang，mianchaozhongren
“zhangqing，yufusiji。bencichuidiaochengji：xiapindahuangyuyitiao。”
“lulingzhi，wujiyufu，bencichengji：zhongpinqingjiayuyitiao。”……
“tangge，qijiyufu。bencichengji：shangpinchushouxiayizhi。”
dangzheigechengjibeibaochulaideshihou，chuanshangsuoyourendoubukezhixindijinghulechulai。
“shenme，diaodaolechushouxia，zhei，zheijiahuozenmegan？chushouxiahaochengsiwangzhixia，lunqishashangli，zheikebidaoyuqiangduole，yiduizhangxuwanrufengren，jingranjitadiaoshanglaile？”
youshaonianxianmu：“shanggeyuetanggehaishiliuji，xianzaiyijingqiji，zaoyibuketongrieryu。”
youshaonvbaxiaoquantoufangzaixiongkou：“wa！tanggehaoshuai，guoranbukuishiwomenxuexiaodetiancai，yihouchengweidiaoshijihushibanshangdingdingdeshiqingle。”
renqunyilunfenfen，hanfeiquekanxiangzijishenbiandeshaonian——tangge。
穿越了？
hanfeishenxilekouqi，naozhongwushujiyiyonglai。
tangge，zijidehaoxiongdi，8nianqian，beizijifuqinsuojiu，zicizhihou，bianchenglezijidehaoxiongdi。naihesuihouliangnian，zijifuqinshenyunsanjiyuchangzhiwaidebukezhizhidi。daneishihoukaishi，jiushitanggeyizhizaizhaoguziji。
hanfeizaicishenhuxi，chuanyuedaoleyigenisizaihailidefeicaishenshang，buguozheigeshijie，henyouyisi。
jiuzaizheishi，wangjiekanxianghanfeizheibiandao：“hanfei，yufuerji。bencibingwushouhuo，bingqie，hanfeishibencixiaokaozhongweiyiyigebeiqingjiayutuoruhaizhongderen，chengjibujige。ruoyigeyuehoubunengtongguochuidiaoshilian，jiangbeizhijiekaichu。”
“哈哈哈……”
henduorendaxiaoqilai，kanxiaohuayiyangkanzhehanfei。
younvshengzhijiezhize：“hanfei，qingnibuyaozaizhanyongtanggedexiulianziyuanle，nizhihuidanwutadexiulian。”
tanggedanu，zhengyuzhengbian，quebeihanfeiyibazhuazhu。
henduojiyiyijingronghe，zijizaitangzaizheizhuangsizheshiyouxiebuxianghua。suiranzheigeshijiehenshenqi，danhanfeibenlaijiushizaihaishangbomingderenwu，yuguohaidao，douguoshayu，shenmefenglangmeijianguo？
hanfeizuijiaoqiaoqi，lengxiaodao：“wochinijiadahuangyula？guannipishi。”
shashijian，kongqiturandeanjing。
tanggezhenjing，cuoedikanxianghanfei，zidashushuyiqubuhui，hanfeijiubiandejidugupi，pingshishuohuadoujishao，gengshicongweimaguoren。
neinvshengqidedoukuaitiaoqilaile，henbudebashoulideyugoushuaijinhanfeidezuili，bataneizhangzuijisilan。
zheishihukunyinyangguaiqidao：“hei！hanfei，nixianzaiyejiuzhinengshuashuazuipizi，dengdaoyigeyuehou，niyigexiadengyumin，lianyangshiwomendezigedoumeiyou，nijiaoaoshenme？”