喝个酒，怎么变成女孩了？
《喝个酒，怎么变成女孩了？》 小说介绍
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《喝个酒，怎么变成女孩了？》 第4章 免费试读
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“nizheiyangziyetaixiangnvshengleba？”
“啊？”
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“哈哈!”
......
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“......”
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“suzhujiayou(ง•̀_•́)ง”
“……”
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……
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“……”
jianxitongmeilita，fengxiaoxuanbudandingle，numadao：“biezhuangsi，wojiuyiqiankuaiqianle，zheihaishijiexiaqudabangeyuedeshenghuofei，nizongbunengrangwozhendezaizheizouyigexiaoshiba？”
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fengxiaoxuandakaishoujiyikan，faxianyueyouyuanlaideyiqianyibianchengleliuqianyi，yejiushishuoxitongjilewuqiankuai。
“那这钱？”
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“……”
“neihaiyoubiedefulima？yicixingjiwo！”
“没有了！”
“……”
youlezheixitongjidewuqiankuai，fengxiaoxuanzongsuanshinengchedifangxinle。