《哈哈哈,大明》 小说介绍
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yulingxianzaiyouleyizhixiaomao。
zheisuandeshangshitazheixienianlaiweiyiyongyouqieshuyudezijidedongxi。
yulingbamenmensongjizijidexiaomaoqilegemingzijiaozuohuahua。
大名秀才。
yinweitashimude,haiquanshendoushihua。
yinggaishihelexizaoshuideyuangu,huahuabayulingdangzuoleqinren,shuijuehuishuizaichuangtoushang。
menmenyouyizhidamao,quanshenhei,sigezhuazidaizhebaishoutao。
zheixiaodongxikanrendeyanshenjiqideqingmie,xiezheyankanren,kanzhefeichangbiaohan。
但这猫也就看着凶。
dangnibashoushenguoqujitazhuayang,tajiuhuiluchudupiyiliandexiangshou,houlonglifachugululudejiaosheng。
suoyitademingzijiaogululu。
大名大王。
dangranzheishiyulingtoutoudeqide,daizhebukegaorendexiaoxinsi。
nianlingtaixiao,weiyoucicainengrangxinlishufuyixie。
ruozijishenchuzhuangnian,yulingbuxieyongzheiyangdeshouduan。
wangxiucaiyoulaile,jintiandeliansehenhao。
jianleyulingbikongfachuyishenglenghengsuanshidazhaohu,buhuixiangneiyitianbabuxieguazailianshang。
dantajianmenmenzehuimianluchuxiaolian。
huotuotuodeyigeliangmianpai。
wangshenshentingshuoyulingyaogenzhemenmenyiqinianshuhouliangyanmaoguang。
damingxianzaisuirandushurenbushao,taquezhiaoderenweidushurendounengdangguan。
tongshi,taduiyulinggengjiadehaole。
zhufanzhanzhetieguodejiaoguobatajiyulingzhualeyidaba。
jiaoguobayouchengguojiao、fanjiao,zhufanshifuzheyuguodizhijiaofan。
zheidongxihao,yongwenhuohongchengmilizhuang,sashangyanba,chaoganshuifen。
ruguozaijiadianacaiyiqichaogan,wuliaodeshihouwangzuilisaiyiba。
neizhenshiwuyulunbidemeiwei。
chuniangzicongdezhiyulingkeyidushudeqi,duiyulidexiaogengjiadezhenchengheshan。
yongtazhidaodeshenghuojingyangaosuyuli。
moumoujiadexiaozifafenkudu,zhongyuzaimouyirichenglezhuangyuanlang,yijinhaixiang,neipaimiandaderangrenhaoshengxianmu。
zheiyangdegushijingchengchashemenkouyouhenduo,doushigaozhongzhuangyuanhoujiaranerzhi。
houmiandeyijinhaixiang,weimubaochoudeqiaoduannidejinquting。
也就是得花钱。
“xianshenglaile,kuaiqu!”
yulingwangzheshouxindeyimeitongbanyouxiechijing。
chuniangxiaozhe,xiaoronglidaizheweiweideqianyi,diandiandetaohaohefengcheng。
“woxihuanchishenshenzuodejiaoguobali!”
chuniangxiaole,zhongzhongdidianlediantou:
“hao,yihouchimifandeshihouwobahuojiadayixie,doujiniliuzhe,haohaoxue,niangezhuangyuanchulai!”
“woruochenglezhuangyuan,yidingjishenshenmaiyigedadadezhaizi!”
wangzheyulinglikaidebeiying,chuniangganjindao:
“记得奉茶啊!”
“记着啦!”
genzhexianshengyiqinianshuxiezineijiushidizile,dizijianxianshengdiyijianshishiyaofengchade。
helechaqingfensuanshidingxialaile。
yulingduanlailerecha,zheishiyubolinzouqianjiaodaihaode。
keyulingxinliqingchu,zheijianshinayoufengchazheimejiandan。
shuxiudingranshishaobulede,wangxiucaineimoyangjiubushiyigedaduderen。
yulingqinyansuojian,qianriyuyuanwaichumendeshihoushinazheyijuanbupihelarouchumende。
xiangbizheijiushijiwangxiucaide。
yulingsuiranshenmedoumeishuo。
danyuyuanwaizuodezheiyiqieyulingdoujizailexinli。
buguantashixiangzhaogeerziyanxuxuemai,haishiweilemenmenzhaogekaoshan。
congneiyiwanfankaishi,yulingjuedezheijiushizijijinhouhuozhedemude。
heleyulingdecha,wangxiucaideliansehaokanlexuduo。
yigerenshijiao,lianggerenyeshijiao,duitaeryanyejiushishunshoudeshiqingbale。
“lai,xiegerenziwokankan!”
yulingnaqibi,shenxiyikouqi,maozulejing,yibiyihuadebarenzixiehao。
yulinghenmanyi,zaitakanlaizijiyijingshuyuchaochangfahuile。
wangxiucaikanleyiyan,miandaichixiao,haobukeqidao:
“yiweishigeliangcai,sheizhidaoshigexiumu,wobuzhidaoniderenzishigensheixuede,kanlaiyezhishihuirenbuhuixiebale!”
tingzhewangxiucaideyinyangguaiqi,yulingshenxiyikouqi。
xiangshuoxieshenme,keshenmequedoushuobuchulai,zijidemaobizidequebuxing。
jianyulingmiandaibufen,wangxiucaiwangzhemenmenxiaodao:
“menmen,niyelaixiegerenzi!”
wangzhemenmendezi,yulingnanshoudedixianaodai。
zijixiedeliangbixianglianggengun,menmendeziyijingshiqingzhongyoufang,yinxianbifeng。
jianyulinglianshangdebufenzhisexiaoshi,wangxiucaideyidexiaole。
yigeconghuidiandexiaozieryi,zijiruozhenbuzhuta。
zheixieniandeshengrenzhishuqibushibaidule?
jianyulingbushuohua,wangxiucaidandandao:
“jiannimianlubufen,shiweixinzhongbuman,qu,zhandaomenkouqu!”
......
zhanzaimenkoudexiaolaohuxinzhongdunshiyongqiyiguzixiehuo。
kewangzheduimianshiduohaoren,xiaolaohuxianglexiang,haishilaolaoshishidezhanzaimenkou。
taxianzaisuochudedifangweiyujingchengdexihuamenbian,zheidifanglaobaixingxihuanjiaozuota“changzi”。
limianyoushiduoweikaozheyanrenweihuojidedaozijiang。
chaotingbufafenglu,danchengrentamen**dezige,suoyibuhuiyouyayiyitamenyanrenchufanguofajiubatamenjizhuazouguale。
zheichangzisuanshishuyuchaotingchengrendeguoyouzihao。
benyiweikaozhesungandie“dadian”jingongbushiyijiannanshi。
meiyouxiangdaozheiqunrenhuizheimedeshili,shenshoujiuyaojiuyiping,jiyizhi,zhutouyige。
chucizhiwaihaiyaoliuliangyinzidefengqian。
qishizheixieqiankebushidaozijiangxiayao。
ershitamenhuiyongzheixieqianjinimaiyao,jinidiaolishenzi,dangran,tamenyehuiconglimianchouyidiandangchoulao。
tiandixiabuhuiyoubaibaidehaochurangnizhuan。
xiaolaohunaliyouzheixiedongxi,jiuyinweimeiyou,duoleyijuzui,duowenlejigeweishenme,jiubeirenhechizhandaomenkouqu。
wangzhezheiqun“daozijiang”xiaolaohushigannubuganyan。
xiaolaohuxianzaiyefanyingleguolai,zijibei“gandie”jikuangle。
zheinalixiangshidadianguo,zheipajiushigandieduizijisuikouyishuo。
xiaolaohumingbaile,kemingbaileyemeiyouyong!
xiaolaohubeihechiyebuganhangsheng。
wanyirenaoletamen,wanyizaiqiedeshihouduoyidianyouhuoshishaoyidian,neikeshixingmingyouguandedashiqing。
haoduorendoushiyinweishangkoufayansileguoqu。
“liugouzi,nishiziyuande?”
“自愿的!”
“haolei,yewojiuxiadaole,nimopa,zheiyidaoxiaqukongqianjuehou,tianxiawushuangle,nixinlibuyuanhenwomenba!”
“不怨恨!”
“haolei,nintanghao,ninshoulei,jinhoufeihuangtengdalechulaizuozuo,xinqinghao,zhifenglilouyidian,shangxiaodemenyikoujiuhe!”
“hao,wojidenimendehao!”
“好嘞,契约成!”
“啊~~~~”
xiaolaohutingzhetonghushengrenbuzhuyoudalegeduosuo,tayijingtinglehaojibianle。
daozijiangdoushizheigekouwen,jiulianshuocidouyimoyiyang。
xiaolaohupaizaizuihou,yejiushishuoxiayigejiushita。
kexirujindexiaolaohulianqiandounabuchulai,youjintuiliangnan。
buyongganhuojiuyouchide,youchaoyirifeihuangtengdachurentoudizheigeniantousheidouyou。
小老虎也有。
zaixiaolaohudeyanli,sihourenjiubusuanshiyigehuo!
tajianguotaijiandefengguang,xiantaiyedouditouhayao。
tahuanxiangzhezijiyouchaoyiriyenengruci,suoyi,taxiangpinyiba。
yigeshichenhou,daozijiangzoulechulai,xiuxilebangeshichenzhihou,daozijiangxutoudeneigezhanqileshen,pibeidao:
“下一个!”
xiaolaohuxiaozhezoulejinlai:“laile,laile!”
xutouzhouzhemeitoudao:“wobushirangnilikaime?”
“nirangwozhandaomenkou!”
zhongrenwenyanyileng,suihouyiqifachucierdechixiaosheng。
jinjiezhejiubianchenglehongtangdaxiao,daozijiangxutouyerenbuzhuxiaodao:
“wokanniyeshigexiaodarenle,zenmezheidianyanyanlijianermeiyouni?
feiyaowobahuashuoqingchu,rangnichumenjiushirangnizoudeyisi!”
xiaolaohujiongpodao:“xingxinghao,sungonggongshi**die!”
daozijiangxutoumianlunanse,chenkendao:
“nishuoshuonizheishenmedounabuchulai,rangwomenxiongdijigehexibeifenga!”
xiaolaohupeizhexiao,dishengdao:
“qianshang,qianshang,woxiaolaohufashi,zhiyaowojinlegong,zhiyaoyoulefengqian,yidingshuangbeifengshang!”
daozijiangxutoubaibaishoudao:“bushibuxinni。
nitingwoshuoa,gezhiqiandexianyongaihaoshuijingshenzi,ranhounihaidefuyong**shuirangnishuiguoqu,wanshizhihouhaiyouyongzhudanxiaodu。”
“zheibushiqiandewenti,danquehaishiqiandewenti!
womenzheixierenyexuyaoyangjiahukou,zongbunengdaotieshibushi,meiyouzheixie,qibushizaihainideming!”
daozijiangxutoutanlekouqi:“zouba,gonglichutoubushineimerongyide。
nidale,zheiniantouzhiyaokenxialitianbaoduziwentibuda,zouba!”
“wobuyaoneixieshenme,nibangwogelejiuxing,woshenzihao,wokangdezhu!”
yipangyigehanziwenyanchixiaodao:
“kangdezhu?haoa,limianjiuyoudao,youbenshinizijiquzuoba,womenbulanni!”
dangyigerenyijingjianchiyitiaodaozoudaohei,bingjianxinyidingnengchurentoudideshihou。
taderenshengzhiyouliangzhongxuanze,huimiehuozhefengkuang!
xiaolaohuguzilijiuyouyiguzihenjing,zaiheyulingzaiyiqideshihoujiuruci。
cishicikedetafangfoyouzhanzaixuanyabian,shizhuazhuweiyijihuiboyiba,haishijixuhuiqudangzeitou。
bixuyaoyouyigexuanzele。
xiaolaohuchonglejinqu,meiyourenzulanta。
dajiadoushinanren,xinlidoumingbai。
tamenzheixiegeshushouduibierendeminggenzixiashoudouxinyouqiqi。
zijiduizijiminggenzixiashou……
zhongrenniutoukanzhemenkou,daizhecuxiadexiaoyi,suanzhexiaolaohushenmeshihouchulai。
banzhancha,yizhancha,banzhuxiangdeshijianguoqule,xiaolaohuhaimeiyouzouchulai。
daozijiangxutouqingqingtanlekouqi,dishengdao:
“xiaoxiongdi,chulaiba,jiujizhutouwomenbuyaole,dengniqiangoulelai,xiongdijuedejinizhaogudehaohaode!”
屋里依旧没有动静。
“兄弟?”
yizhongbuhaodeyugancongdaozijiangxutoushenshangshengqi,talianmangchaozhe“shoushu”jianzouqu。
xiankailianzideneiyike,daozijiangxutoudaizhule。
小老虎坐在血泊里。
youshouwozheyibadaixuedejiandao,zuoshouwozheyituandaixuedeheirou,liezhezuichaozhedaozijiangxutousensendexiaozhe。
“ya,kuai,kuai~~kuailaijiuren~~~”
哈哈哈,大明