我吹了一具美人尸
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第3章
wanfanzhihou，laolijiangwoanpaizaileyuangongsushelimian，jiaowowanshanghaohaoxiuxi，buyaoluanpao，miandedanwumingtianshangban。
shuoshihua，zheiguidifangchuleyizhangchuang，yigeyiju，jihushayemeiyoule，yaowoyizhizaizheilidaizhe，zhendeyaosiren。meiyouwifi，meiyoudianshi，shenzhimeiyouren！
yigerentangzhewuliao，wojiubashoujishangdexiaodianyinglachulaifang，kanzhekanzhehaiyoudianxiaojidong，waimianhuahuashijie，wojingranzaizheilidaizhe，zhennimadebiequ。
banyedeshihou，yebuzhizenmede，wohunshenfare，ganjuelianshangquanshihanshui，mengdecongchuangshangzuoqilai。kanzhekongkuangdewuzi，jingranhaiyoudianhaipale，buguozheiganjuebeiyizhenniaoyijichongsanle。
wochuanhaoyifuchumenzhaoweishengjian，shuoshihua，wohaizhenbuzhidaoweishengjianzainali。sizhouzoulangdedenghaishiliangzhede，liangfensousoudegua，yuanbenyishenhan，lengshichuidewoyoudiansesefadoudeyisi。
zhuanleyiquanzhihou，wohoubeidouliangle，yaoshizaijixuxiahuangyou，womingtiangujijiudeyinweiganmaojinyiyuanle。wozuoyoukanlekan，fanzhengmeiren，suoxingzhaogeqiangjiaojiejuelesuanle。
“嘘嘘。”
hengzhexiaoqu，wozhanzaiqiangjiao，kegangzhunbeixuxudeshihou，wofaxianzheiqiangjiaoyoudianbuduijing，yinweineilisihutangzheyigeren
qiangjiaodeweizhidengguangbushihenhao，wocoujinleyikan，guoranyougerentangzaineili，yidongbudongde，buzhidaoshibushishuizhele。woyouyuleyixia，zuihouhaishizouguoqupailepaitadejianbang。
buguowodeshouzaipailejicitajianbangdeshihou，wojiulengzhule，zheirenshenshangzenmezheimeleng？
“wei，xingxing，xingxing？”
paizhepaizhe，tashenziyixiazidaozailedishang，wozheicaifaxiantadelianhenhei，xiangshimengzheyicengyouside，kanyangzigujiyigeyuemeixilianle。
woshenshouqufuta，jiangtashentifuzheng，youjiaoleliangshengzhihou，wofaxianbuduijingle，zheirenshentizenmegenmeigutouside，ruanpapade，wofuzheta，kanzhetadelian，ganjuenimaogusongrande。
yizhijiaobuxingta，woyejiufangqile，suiranxianzaiwaimianliangfengsousoude，danshibierenyaozaizheilishuijue，wozongguanbuzheba？wowangbiedeqiangjiaoyizhan，saniaozhihoujiuhuilezijidesushe。
mengzhebeizishuileyiwanshang，diertianbeilaolidedianhuachaoxingle。
“nixiaozirenni，bushangbana？”
wofanshenqichuang，zheicaifaxiannimadeyijingshangwushidianle。chuanhaoyifujiuwanghuazhuangjianpao，gangyidaoneilijiukandaolaolibanzheyizhanglian，kanzhewo，xiangshiwofanleshenmedacuoside。
“zadela？”woruoruodewenleyiju。
laolichiyilehenjiu，meitoujinzhou，kanyangzishizhendechushile。
“shibushizuotianneigenvshichuwentile？”woyouwenleyiju，qianyishili，zuotiandeneigenvshikenengshizhendeyaochushide，bijingneishuangyanjingrangwozhijinnanwang，yigesirendeyanjing，weishenmehuineimeyoushen？
laolitanlekouqi，dishengdao：“zuowanyoujushitizoudiule。”
“zoudiule？zoudiulejiuquzhaoadengdeng！nishuoshenme？shitizoudiule？”
laolidianlediantou，shuo：“dui，shitizoudiule。”
“shitishitihainengzoudiude？”
laolishuoyoudeshitigangsongguolai，youdekenengmeisitou，huizhashiqilaihuodong，buguozheizhongshitiyibanzhinenghuodongbijiaojindejuli，henrongyizhaodao，kexianzai，shitiquebuzaizheizhouwei。
zhashizheilianggezirangwotoupifama，woyigejiling，yixiazijiuxiangdaozuowanqiangjiaodeneigenandele，wohaipailetadejianbang，buhuizhendeshizoudiudeneijushitiba？
“yexu…wozhidaozainaer？”
tingwozheimeyishuo，laoliyixiazilailejingshen，zhuazhewodejianbangshuo：“nizhidao？zainaer？”
wodaizhelaolihuidaolesushepangbiandeqiangjiaoweizhi，yuanbenyinggaihaizaineilidenanshiquebujianle，zhiyouwozuowanxiaobianhoudeniaoyinzi。wozouguoqukanlekan，qiangjiaozhendemeiren。
laolikanzhewo，kanyangzishijuedebeiwohuyoule，zhuanshenjiuzoule，woyelandejieshi，zheishiqueshibuhaoshuo，bijingshitizhendebuzaizheili。woyousizhouzhuanleliangquan，zhendebuzaile，zheishuinidibanyemeishenmejiaoyinshade，buzhidaoqunalile。
huibuhuishiwokancuole，zuowanneigeshihuoren，bushizoudiudeshiti？
wozuosiyouxianghaishimeishajielun，zhinenghuidaohuazhuangjian，genlaolishuozijikanhuayanle，tadaomeiguaiwo，ershizaicijiangneijunvshiqulechulai，shuoshisongqujijiashukaizhuidaohuishade。
wowenlaoliweishenmezheihuazhuangjianjiuwomenlianggeren，zameiyoushenmemeiziashenmedelaihuazhuangni，tashuowomenzheigehuazhuangjiangenzhendehuazhuangjianshigekaide，womenfuzefengbu，erpangbiandehuazhuangjiancaishizhendehuazhuang
dengwogenlaolidaolebinyiguandeqianmen，zheicaifaxianzheinvrendejiashudoudaole，weizheyigebingguan，kanyangziquehenxiqing。laolishuozheishixizang，shuobailejiushirangsizhegaogaoxingxingdezou，erbushikusangzhelian，moaideneizhong。
wogenlaolijiangshitifangjinbingguanzhihou，jiutuidaoyipangkanzhe，haibieshuozheizhuidaohuikaidetingjiude，zuzukailesangexiaoshi，zheicaisuanwanshi，erqiemole，wogenlaolihaigezinaleyigehongbao，sizhangmaoyeye，kanzhexinlimeizizide。
huidaohuazhuangjian，binyiguandeguanzhangjiubalaolijiaozoule，shuoshiyoushenmedashixuyaokaihuishangliang，wozheizhongwaipindewawaziranmeizigecanjia，zhinengyigerenzaihuazhuangjianlixianzhe。
qishixuyaochuideshitihaihenduo，buguowoxianzaishayebuhui，zhinenggankanzhe。
zhidaoxiabandeshihou，laoliyemeihuilai，woyigerenhuilesushe，xiandedoukuaichumaobingle，dengzhuangouleqian，wofeidelikaibuke，zheiguidifangyaoshidaiyibeizi，wogujitizaojiudelaonianchidaile。
“咚咚。”
wuwaixiangqileqiaomensheng，zheigeshihouzhaowode，chulelaoli，gujiyemeibierenle。wolakaimen，quefaxianbushilaoli，ershiyigeqiaoshengshengdenvren。
“ni…nizhaosheia？”wolengleyixia，lvxiankaikouwendao。
takanzhewo，shuo：“nishixinlaidechuishideba？laolijiaoniguoquni。”
“去哪儿？”
“化妆间。”
nvrenshuowanzheijuhuajiuzoule，liuxiayiluxiangshuiwei，wowenzhewenzhedouyoudianyiluanqingmide，buguoxiangzhelaolizaidengwo，yebugandangele，guanlefangmenjiuwanghuazhuangjianzou。
gaibuhuishijintianshayemeigan，wanshanghaidejiabanba？
wotuikaihuazhuangjiandemen，jiukandaomanwuzideshiti，jihukuaizhanjulezhenggehuazhuangjianle，laolijiuzhanzaiyigechuangweidepangbian，chouzheyan，zhouzhemeitou，kanyangziyoudianbugaoxing。
“zahuishi？**de？zheimeduoshiti。”
laolidileyizhiyanjiwo，shuozheixiedoushibiedebinyiguansongguolaide，neibianzhuangbuxia，yundaozheibianlaicunfang，woshuoweishabuzhijieshaole，miandezhankongjiana，songhuozangchangdele。
laoliqueshuozheixierendoushimeirenrenlingdeshiti，jibianshishaolezhihouyemeirenlairenlingguhui，meirenrenlingguhui，neiziranjiumeirenfuqian，peiqiandemaimai，huozangchangkendingbuhuizuo。
beitazheimeyishuo，wojiuyoudianmengbile，jiranzheiyangzi，neihailiuzhezheixieshitizuoshenme，qibushilangfeikongjian，zongbunengyongjiudebangzhebaocunshitiba？
“zenmekenengyizhibaocun，zuiduosangeyue，meirenrenlingdedouhuidiudiao。”
“丢哪里去？”
laolishenmidexiaolexiao，quepiekaizheigehuati，shuo：“zheixieshiti，jinwanwomenxuyaojiangtamenfenchulai，fenlei，nande，nvde，yourenrenlingde，meirenrenlingde，douyaofenqingchu。”
“yourenrenlingdejiuxuyaosongquhuozangchang，meirenrenlingdejiuxianfangzaizheili，doubiedongle。”
woxiayishidedianlediantou，genzhelaolikaishifenlei。zheixieshitiyikanjiushibingdonglehenjiulede，buranbuhuizheimeying，erqielianseyebuhuizheimebai。wotaizheshitidejiao，laozituozhetou，womenyiqiwangbingjulifang。
wozheicaifaxianzheijushitijingranjiaodibanshangyouyigedong，kanyangziyoudianqiguai，tazongbukenengshizouludeshihoujiaobanbeishenmedongxizhachuanle，ranhoushixueguoduoersideba？
这太荒唐了。
jiangshitifangzaibingjubianshang，wozhilezhishitidejiaodiban，shuo：“zheishizahuishi？”
“放血。”
“啊？放啥血？”
“renxuea，fangwanlexuezaihuohua，zanmenxianzaidehuohuashebeimeineimegaoduan，nengshengjiusheng，dongba？”
wosidongfeidongdedianlediantou，yuanlaihaiyouzheizhongshia，neijiushishuoshitijiaodibanshangdedongshihuozangchangderennongdege？
shijianhenkuaidaolehoubanye，shitidagaiyebeiwomenfenleile，renyeleipale，diyicijianzheimeduodeshiti，woqishihunshennanshou，zhibuguoyizhirenzhemeishuochulai，miandelaolishuowodanxiaoshade。
zixileqingxilezijideshuangshouzhihou，wohuilezijidesushe，yebuzhidaozenmede，wozongganjuezijishoushanghaishiyousirendeweidao，henqiguai，wufamiaoshu。
suhuashuolanrenshiniaoduo，suiranwobushilanren，kerenyousanji，sheiyelanbuzhu。banyeliangdian，wozhunshideyouyouleniaoyi，qishendeshihoucaifaxianwangjiwenlaolicesuozaineilile。
xiangxiangyeshizuile，laizheilizheijiule，wojingranhaishibuzhidaocesuozainali，ai
qishenchumen，wozaicilaidaoneigeqiangjiaodeweizhi，zhunbeiniaodeshihou，woquefaxianqiangjiaoyoutangzheyigeren，buzhidaoshibushizuowandeneigeren，kanzishiyoudianxianga？
woyouyuleyixia，haishizouleguoqu，zheicaifaxianliangtianwanshangtangzaizheigeqiangjiaodeshitongyigeren。