回家过年之虐渣记
《回家过年之虐渣记》 小说介绍
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《回家过年之虐渣记》 第2章 怒怼婆家 免费试读
wofangxiashouzhongdewankuai，yuqidandingdishuo：「chenqiming，nijiwoquzhongxinzuojigecai。」
婆婆：「不准去！」
jiumazaiyipangtianyoujiacushuodao：「daguoniande，yijiarenhaohaoshuohua，zhenzhenniyeshide！gangdangshangmama，piqizenmeturanbiandeneimedale！」
wopiqida？wozheidoubeiqifudaotoushangle，zaibufanjizenmesidedoubuzhidao。
wolengxiaodao：「shia，wobuxiangjiumazheiyangwenrouxianhui，nibeijiujiujiabaohaiyuanyigentaguo，wozhendepeifunia！」
「nikankanniyanjiaodeyuqing，qianjitiangangbeidaba！nirennailizhenhao！」
jiumaqidedengzhewo，「nichizaoyehuibeida，zheishichenjiadexiguan。」
woxiaole，「nidoubeidachusidegeermozhengle，zhenkelian。」
chenqimingyipaizhuozi，yadishengyinhoudao：「wojiniquzuo，nibienaole。」
wodeyidikanxiangpopo，diashengyingdao：「hao，woxihuanchideneijidaoyingcai，nidoujizhengchulai。」
woqishennaqilajiaoping，jimeiyiwanfangruzhisiliangdelajiao，woguyiguanxindao：「shia，lajiaoqushi，zainanfangshiqizhong，deduochilajiao。」
jiumadenverdashengmadao：「nifenglema？」
dengwojiangshouzhongdelajiaopingdoudaokong，weixiaodao：「biaomei，nishiqizhong，deduochilajiao！」
jiujiuqidezuoshiyaochongguolaidawo，buliaobeiwaigonglazhule，wokanzhewaigongshuodao：「waigong，nikezhentengwo！nideyiyaofeidoushichenqimingfudande，buxiangyouxieren，mingmingshinideerzi，quebuchuyigegangbeng。」
jiujiukanzhepopo，zhiwendao：「shibushinizhishinierxifuguyishuode！」
popolianlianyaotou，tawanlewoyiyan，ehenhendijinggaowo：「nikuaijiwobizui。」
wobaozhehaiziqishen，shuodao；「shia，zheidaguoniande，nimenbuxiangrangwoguodeshutan，neinimenyebiexiangguogekaixindenian。」
jiumagenzheqishen，shuodao：「yijiarendaguoniandenaoshenmenao！rangjiefanglinjukanlehuixiaohuade。」
tabajiujiutuidaochufangyaotahechenqimingzaizuoyidunnianyefan。
jiumabaoguowoshoulidenvbao，kuajiangdao：「nvbaozhenpiaoliang，xiangmama。」
popolenghengyisheng，「nvbaoyoushenmeyong！niangechuzhongjiuchabuduole，zhenzhenyihouhaidezaishenggedapangxiaozi。」
yuanbenyijingpingjingdezhanhuozaiciranqi，wofanjidao：「nijiayouhuangweiyaojichenga？haidejinijiashengerzi！wojiaguolaideshihou，nijiahaiqianzhejishiwandezhaini！」
「wonvernianbunianshugenniyoubanmaoqianguanxima？huawodeqian，niyoushenmezigeshuozheihua！」
popobailewoyiyan，jixushuodao：「ninianleneimeduodeshu，buyejiajiwoerzi，zaijialishengeryunv？」
wokanzhebiaomei，shuodao：「biaomeinijinnianganghaoshichusan，nibuyongdule，laiwojiajinizhaogehuogan，haiyougongzina！zheiduohao！」
jiumalianlianyaotou，zhizepopo，「niyezhenshide，shaoshuoliangjuba！zheidaguoniande！」
waigongyegenzhemalepopojiju，「chenmeilan，wodangniankeshisongninianlegaozhongde，nizenmeyuehuoyuehuiqule！nizaishuozheiyangdehua，xiaoxinnidezui！」
popopielepiezuiqishenhuidaowoshi，dengzhongxinzuohaonianyefanhou，renpingdajiazenmehanpopochulaichifan，tadoubukenchulai。
zuihoushichenqimingjiangfansongjinqu，dajiacaiguoleyigegangadexinnian。
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danianchuer，yizhongqinqidoulaidaojialibainian，fenfenqianlaikanwoshengdeyiduilongfengtai。
qidagubadayigangdouwawawanlemeiyihuier，jiubeipopohandaoketinglaoke。
wojianyuesaoshenqingjinzhang，anfudao：「zuotianhehuainileba！jialipoxiguanxiyizhidoubuhao，nihuzhehaizijiuxingle！」
popolalongqidagubadayiwufeijiushixiangtucaowo。
fangzaiyiqian，wozhihuinilaishunshou，duozhetamen，tamendeneixieliuyanfeiyudangzuomeitingjian。
kexianzai，wopianpianyaozuodaotamenzhongjian，tingtamentucaowo，dengwodaidaoshijiyitongfanji。
popojianwozoudaoshafayijiao，lehehedishuo：「wojiaduokuiyoulezhenzhenzheigehaoerxifua，jialiquankaotadeshouruguohuo。」
biaomeihaoqidiwendao：「saozishizuoshenmedea？nengzijiyigerenyangjia。」
popoguzuogaoshendishuo：「woyebuzhidao。」
takanlekanwo，jianwoliansepingjingdizaiyipangkandianshi，tabianjixushuo：「tayitiantianzaijialiyongdiannaodaogudaogu，jiuyouqianle，zheinianqingrendeshijie，wowanquanbudong！laolelaole。」
qitaqinqiwenwo：「zhenzhen，nishizuoshenmedea？neimeyouqianma？」
wodazhehahadao：「jiushiziyouzhiyezhe，zaiwangshangzhuandianlinghuaqian。」
dayiwendao：「zhenzhen，nihuizaiwangshangchaoguma？」
wodiantou，「huichao，danbujingchangchao，jibenshangpeiqiandeduo！」
dayiruoyousuosididianlediantou。
yizhongqinqiduiwodasikuajiang，dayilazhechenqimingshuo：「qiminga，niyaohaohaoduinilaopoa，zheiniantouhennanzhaodaozhuanqianneimelihaiderenle！」
chenqiminglehehedidiantou，「zhidaolie！dayi，wohuihaohaoduizhenzhende。」
dayitinghou，shenqingfuzadikanzhewo，xiangshiwozuoleshenmecuoshiyiyang。
daolewanfandeshihou，jiazhongturanlailejimingjingcha，wendao：「sheishidengzhenzhen？」
dayidiyigezhanchulai，yongshouzhizhewoshuo：「tajiushidengzhenzhen！」
woyitouwushui，wendao：「jingchatongzhi，zenmehuishi？」
dayibudengjingchashuo，bianlvxianzhizedao：「wojubaodengzhenzhenzaiwangluoshangcongshifeifahuodong，tazaiwangshangdongdongshouzhitoujiunengzhuanqian，pabushizaigaozhapianba！」