《爸爸妈妈的骗局》 小说介绍
jingcaixiaoshuo《babamamadepianju》,youheihonglanbochuangzuo,zhujiaoshisongjunhuisongjunchen。gaixiaoshuoshuyuyanqingleixing,gushiqingjiediedangqifu,xijiemiaoxiexinidaowei。babamamadepianjushiyibenlingrenyubabunengdehaoshu!“wobuguansheijiede,wozhirenqianzideren。”wodangchujinglidetongku,xianzaiyerangnimenqinshenjingliyixia。tamenbushishuoyaobuchangwoma?wojiuyaoyiqianwan,buduoba……
《爸爸妈妈的骗局》 第1章 免费试读
bamalihunhou,woheshuangbaotaididiyirengenyige。
wogenlemama,lihunhoumamazhengrixiaochen,duguanglejialideqian,meiqianlejiudaigezhongnanrenhuijia。
tadaizhewobanjinleyinanchaoshidechuzuwu,fangjianlizongshichuanlaibukanruerdeshengyin。
womeitianchuleshangxue,haiyaotoutou**zhuanshenghuofei,riziguodehenku。
zhidaomoutian,xujiumeilianxidedidijiwofalaiyigezhibowangzhilianjie。
【gege,diankailianjie,youjingxi。】
wodiankailianjieyikan,paizairedushouweidezhibo,juranshiwo?
lianggefenpingzhibohuamian,yigeshiwozailianjiachuzuwulijiezhehunandedengguangxiezuoye,yigeshibamaqinnilouzhedidizuozaidabieshudehaohuashafashang。
【kankanqiongyanghefuyangdaoshibasui,huirangzheiduishuangbaotaiyouhechabie。】
【gegehaibuzhidaoba,qishibamagenbenjiumeilihun,jialiyehenyouqian,liangrenxingfudehenni,didiyebeiyangdehenhao。】
【gegeyetaicanle,zhengtianchibubaochuanbunuan,zheibusuannvedaima?】
【sheirangdanggegedegengdongshini,bamaxuanzetalaiqiongyang。】
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woshuangshouzhandoudinazheshouji,buganxiangxinzijisuokanjiandehuamian。
zheishigezhengguzhibowangzhan,guankanderendaduodoushifuerdaihuoshishangliushehuideren。
bamalihun,rangwobeiqiongyang,didibeifuyang,zheijiushiyichangyouxi。
zheichangzhangdaliuniandezhiboyouxi,jinjinshiyonglaigongrenqulede。
woyizhiyiweibabadaizhedidiquleqitachengshi,yuanlai,tamenhemamazaiyiqia。
wozuozaitaiyangzhishaidexiaochidianmenkou,queganjuehunshenfaliang。
didijiezhefalailiangtiaoxinxi:
【gege,nishibubeibamaaideneige。】
【kanzheniguodezheimecan,wozheigedangdididezhendeyoudianbuhaoyisi,ganjuezhuzaidabieshuli,xindouyoudianbuanle。】
woshouzhongdexiangdiaolelianggeqianqiu,nanshoudebuzhidaogaizenmehuifuta。
“junchen,kuaibazheiliangzhuojishoushiganjing!”laobanzaijiaowo。
zheishiwomeitianxiakehouyaozuode**。
mamalihunhouranshangdubo,conglaibujiwoshenghuofei,jishaoshushijiantadapaiyingleqian,huiyuanyishisheyidianjiwo。
zheifenxiaochidian**degongzuo,haishiwohaoburongyiqiulaide。
wanshangjiudian,wojieshuwan**,shihunluopodihuidaojiali。
yanxia,zaidingloudelianjiachuzuwulimeiyoukongdiao,yijinwujiuxiangshijinlezhenglong。
tamenkendingtihuibudaoba,bijing,bamahediditamensangeyinggaizaidabieshulichuizhekongdiaoni。
dengpaoyishanyishan,ganjueyouyaohuaidiao。
zicongmamadaizhewobanjinzheigechuzuwuhou,tajiujishaohuijia。
jiusuanhuijia,tayeshidaizhegezhongbutongdenanrenhuilaisihun,fangjianlichuanchubukanruerdeshengyin。
peinanrenshuijuedeqianyounachudu,genbenbuguwozheigeerzibandian。
danwomeixiangdaomamabuzaijiaderizi,yuanlaiquanpeididiqule。
tamenyoucengxiangdaoguowozheigezaichuzuwulijiannanshenghuodeqinshenghaizima?
zheiyangderizi,woguolezhengzhengkuailiunian。
wohuanguleyiyanzheigechuzuwu,zanglehenduoshexiangtouba。
chufangjiaoluolichuanlaixixisusudeshengyin,wozhidao,youshilaoshuzailuancuan。
gangkaishiwojingchangbeihedao,xianzaizaojiumamuxiguanle。
meixiangdao,zaizheigechuzuwuli,peibanwozuijiudejuranshilaoshu。
wozaicidiankaineigezhibolianjie,wozaichuzuwudezhibopaizaishouwei,guankanredujigao。
yinandechuzuwuhemingliangdedabieshuxingchengxianmingdeduibi。
wolianshangdetongku,zailingwaiyizhangxiangsidelianpangshangquemanshixingfu。
cike,woyeshiyizhilaoshu,yizhikuitanbierenxingfudelaoshu。
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zheitianshiwodeshengri,xiakehouzuowan**,huijiadeshihouyijingkuaishidian。
woshoulitizheyigesuliaodaizijinlechuzuwu。
suliaodaizilimianzhuangdeshiyigelaoshidangao,henbianyi,wujiaoqianmaide。
woshenshouqudakaideng,dengmeiyoufanying,wulirengshiyipianqihei。
是灯泡又坏了。
meiguanxi,yueguangsajinlaiyetingliangde。
wozuozaichuangbian,tanlandijiezheyueguang,jianglaoshidangaofangzaizhuoshang。
meiyoulazhu,wozhinengzhuangzuozaidangaoshangchaleyigenlazhu,ranhoujiazhuangdianran。
biyan,xuyuan,chuiyikouqi。
woxudeyuanwanghenjiandan:xiwangkaoshishunli。
jieguogangzhengyan,jiutingjianyourenzai“pengpengpeng”zamen。
“开门!还钱!”
“zaibukaimenlaozibamenjinizale!”
suiranzheiyangdeshiqingbushidiyicifasheng,danwohaishiyoubeiheleyitiao。
menwaimianderenshilaizhaomamataozhaide,mamashulehenduoqian。
woduozaiwuli,yaojinzuichunbugankuchusheng。
jinguanwurenhuiying,tamenhaishikaishizhuangmen。
chuzuwudemenshimumen,bingbujiangu,henkuaibianyaoyaoyuzhui。
zhongyuzai“peng”deyishengjuxianghou,menbeitaozhairenjizhuangkaile。
sangeqiangzhuangculudenanrenchonglejinlai,zhijieyibalinqisuozaijiaoluoshouxiaodewo,“nimabuhaiqian,laozijiunanidizhai。”
woputongyishengguizaidishang,yanleizhiliu,“wozhendemeiyouqian,womayijinghaoduotianmeihuijiale。”
cuizhaiderenyiquandazaiwodelianshang,“meiqianjiunadongxidizhai!”
tamenshuowanbiankaishizaijialisiyifanzhao,dongxibeifandeyituanluan,jiulianwodeshubaoyebeifankai,conglimianzhaochulaiershikuaiqian。
wowuzhezijidezuijiao,xuexingweizaiwozuilimanyan。
zheiershikuaiqianshiwojintianzuowan**laobanfadegongzi。
“jiuershikuaiqian,haibugoulaozimaibaoyan!”
zuishangshuozhexianqi,tamenhaishibawohaoburongyizhuanlaideershikuaijizhuangjinkoudai。
zhuoziyebeiyijiaotifan,wohaimeilaidejichidedangaobeitizaidishang,caidexibalan。
tamenbajialixijieyikong,bumandilikaile,liujiwodeshimanwuzilangjie。
wodeshengrijiuzaizheibanhuangtangdejingxiangzhongduguole。
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wodunzaidishanghaipadichouqi,nachushoujidiankaineigezhibojian,huikanjintiandidiguoshengridechangjing。
mingliangdedabieshuli,bamajididibanleyigeshengdadeshengrijuhui。
didichuanleyishengaojidingzhidexizhuang,zhenggerenjingzhigaogui。
“wodebaobeierzi,nizhenshitaishuaile!”babakanzhedidilianshenggantan,manyanxinshang,“hewonianqingshihouyiyang。”
didiyanzhongdexingfukuaiyaoyichulai。
fangzaicanzhuoshangdeshengridangao,zuzuyouwucengneimegao,shangmianchamanlexianhua。
ketingdejiaoluoli,haiduimanlesongdeshengriliwu。
duomemeihaoxingfudehuamian。
duomeduibiqiangliedehuamian。
doushiguoshengri,didiqueyoubamapeizaishenbian。
erwo,yongyuanzhiyouyigeren。
danmushangtaolundeshifenrenao。
【gegehaibuzhidaoni,taozhaiderendoushitamaanpaide。】
【meigeyuelaisanci,gengudingnpcshuaxinjuqingyiyang。】
【qishimeicimamadaihuilaidenanrenyedoushiguyizuoxijigegekan,kangegeyoumeiyouzizhili。】
【gegebeizhemodezheimecan,dangbamadejiuyidianbuxintengma?】
zheitiaodanmushibozhufachulaide:【zheiyeshiwomenceshideyibufen,doushiweileduanlianta,wohuaqianqingrenlaiyanxi,tayinggaizhizude。】
【denggegekaowandashi,womenjiuhuijietahuilai,daoshihoubazheiliunianlaiquetade,quanbumibuhuilai。】
wonazheshoujideshuangshouzhifazhan,zuibianfanqikuxiao,xinzhongmanshikusehebujie。
mibu?liunianqipianzaochengdeshangtongzenmemibu?
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diertianshangxue,banzhurenzhaodaowo。
“songjunchen,nianjishangyouyigechuguoliuxuedebaosongshengminge,shuxuezhuanye,xuezafeiquanmian,niyuanyiquma?”
“laoshizhidaonijiatingtiaojianbushihenhao,zheigejihuininaxia,huoxuweilainenggaibiannidemingyun。”
zheigemingedexianzhitiaojianhengao,yaonadaoguosancishuxuejingsaidedajiang,yingyuchengjiyouyaomama45fenyishang。
wochengjihenhao,shinianjiliweiyitongshimanzuzheilianggetiaojianderen。
meiyouyidianyouyu,wodiantoulimadayingxialai,“laoshi,wodangranyuanyi。”
zheiyinggaijiushibamasuoxiwangkanjiandeba,qiongyangdehaizizaodangjiagengnuligengyouxiu。
banzhurenpailepaiwodejian,“hao,liuyuefendekaoshiniyebuyongcanjia,zheiduanshijianjiuhaohaoxiuxi,daoshihoutiqianquxuexiaobaodaojiuxing。”
wohenkuaijiuyaotaolizheili,taolizheichangkexiaodezhiboyouxi。
taoliwoneisuoweideqinshengfumu,tamengenbenjiubupeidangwofumu。
woyigerenyenengguodehenhao。
bujiushiqipianma,sheibuhui。
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jintianshiliyouhuodong,shijisuoxuexiaozaikaoshiqianjuxingdeyigejiaoliuxuexidahui。
wozuoweichengjiyouyidexueshengdaibiao,yequcanjiale。
dahuikaishiqian,shiguojixuexiaodeyouxiuxueshengdaibiaofayan。
yigeshuxideshenyingzoushanglejiangtai,shididisongjunhui,tajiushiguojixuexiaodexueshengdaibiao。
“nikanneigenanshenghezanmenbansongjunchenzhangdeyoudianxiangai。”
youtongxuekanchulai,fenfenjiaotouyilun。
“haizhenshiyoudianxiang,danshimingxianneigenanshenggengshuai,yikanjiushiyouqianrenjiadehaizi。”
“renjiashiyouqianren,pinkunshenghebierenzenmebi,tianrangzhibiehaoba。”
wohesongjunhuishishuangbaotai,yuanbenjihuyimoyiyangdelianpang,queyinweiwozhangqideyingyangbuliang,biandeyoulexiexuchayi。
wodepifuyouhei,shouzhangcucaoquanshijian,tapifubaixixinen。
songjunhuishizaiaiheqianlizhangdade,erwoshizaikuheleiliduzichengzhang。
“tingshuoneinandechengjihencha,jiushikaojialiyouqianyouguanxi,caishangtaifayan。”
wotingjianyourenxiaoshengtucao。
cishi,songjunhuizhengzaijiangtaishangluoluodafangdijiangshutadexuexijingyan。
wokandaolezuozaidierpaidebama,tamenjuzheshouji,zhengmanlianxinxidijilusongjunhuideyanjiang。
ainideren,huixiangbanfajilunideyiqie。
xiangdaozheijinianlai,mamashenzhicongweichuxiguowodejiazhanghui,xinlibuyoudefanqikuse。
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dahuikaideshijianhenzhang,zhongtuwoquletangweishengjian。
zhunbeichulaideshihou,quefaxianzijidabukaicesuodemenle。
wulunwozenmeyongli,doudabukai,xiangshiyourencongwaimianjisuosile。
“yourenma?nengbangbangwoma?”
wopaimenshitujiaolairenbangwo,danwurenhuiying。
wohoutuiyibu,zhengdasuanbamenchuaikaideshihou,menkaile。
songjunhuizhanzaimenwai,tashenhouhaigenzhejigenansheng,yiqijiangwoduzaimenkouburangwochuqu。
wodedidiyigetaishoushiyi,shenhouyigenanshengbianshangqianyijiaojiangwochuaidaozaidi。
wotengdewuzhuzijidexiaofu,tengdeziyaliezui。
songjunhuilinqiyipangdeshuitong,zhijiecongwotoushangjiaoxiaqu。
hunzangdeshuihaidaizhedianchouwei,wobeijiaogebanshi,langbeibukan。
他们传来一阵嗤笑。
wocalecamanliandeshui,zhengkaishiluludeyandingzhesongjunhui,“niweishenmezheimezuo?”
songjunhuizhijieshangqianyibubawotixiangqiangjiaoluo,yandishiyayizhedehenyi,fengcikaikou:
“nibushiyouxiuhaoxueshengma,chengjizheimehaozenmebunengshangtaifayanni。”
“songjunchen,niyiweibamahuizaikaoshijieshuhou,jiubanijiehuilaima,bukeneng。”
“wogaosu,wobukenengrangbamabanijiehuilaide!zhiboyebukenengjieshu。”
“nijiuyibeizigaidaizaineigeyinanjianbudeguangdechuzuwu,falanfachou!beidajiaguankanquxiao。”
tajiuzhewodetoufajiaozaichuaiwo,wochitongdiwangzhemianmuzhengningdeta,juedetahaokongbu。
buguoduanduanliunianshijian,dangchuneigewenshunshanliangdedidizenmebianchengzheigeyangzile。
taxiangshihaibujieqi,yigetaishoushiyi,tashenhoudeneijigenanshengbianshangqianduiwoquandajiaoti,shenzhihaibaguanglewodeyifu。
songjunhuizenaqishouji,kaishiduizhewolushipin。
“beirendadoubuhangsheng,kanlaishihaibugouzhong,zaitizhongyidian。”
“bayifubaganjinglaida。”
“bamadouneimeduinile,wozheigedangdididekendingyebunengluohoua。”
taxiaodesiyichangkuang,wowuyanzherenzhurangzijibieku,woyuekutahuiyuexingfen。
guolehaojiu,songjunhuizhongyujieqi,caidaizheyixingrenlikai。
wohunshenshitou,dunzaidishanglengdefadou。
taxianzaihaixiaodechulai,yihoujiubuyidingle。
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wanshang,mamapotianhuanghuijiale,shoulihaitizhebushaochide。
“junchen,mamadapaiyingle,jinimailehaochide。”
tabadaizilimiandelingshidoujinachulai,haoduodoushijinkoude。
neixiedongxi,yinggaishicongbieshunadeba,songjunhuibuxiangchidedongxi,jiunalaishishejiwo。
mamazhanzaiwomianqian,xiangshiyoushenmehuayaohewoshuo,wogangxiangwendeshihou,taturankuleqilai。
“junchena,mamaduibuqini,mamadeleaizhenghuobujiule。”
deaizhengle?zhendejiade。
meidengwoshuohua,mamabianlazhewodeshou,ziguzikaikou,“junchen,mamabuxiangsi,nidejiumama。”
“wozheiliyouyidianqian,nishenshanghaiyouduoshaoqian,jiashangniwaipoliuxialaideyiwushouzhuo,mailehuanqiankeyijiwozhibing。”
tidaowaipodeshouzhuo,wozhongyutingbuxiaqujingtiqilai,“qianwokeyijini,shouzhuobuxing。”
shouzhuoshiwaipoqushiqianjiwode,zaizheichuzuwuzhuleliunian,waipopeilewosannian。
meicuo,jiulianwaipoyebeipianle,waipoyeyiweizijidenverlihunhoubuduanduoluo。
mamazhendetaihenxin,hendaolianzijideqinshengmuqindouzaipian。
yixiangdaowaiponianjineimedahaipeiwochiku,wojiuxintongbuyi。
wozhoumeizhiwenta,“ma,nizhendeshengbinglema?haishishuoxiangpianzouwodeqianhewaipodezhuoziyounaqudu?”
mamayanshenkuaisushanduoyixia,congbaolinachuyidiezhenduandanjiwokan,“mashizhendeshengbingle,nikanzheizhenduanjieguo,wozenmekenengnazheizhongshiqinglaipianni。”
wojiletatanbaidejihui,danmamahaishibushuozhenhua,haizaizuiyingkuangpianwo。
neizhenduandanwoyikanjiuzhidaoshijiade,yebuduoyongdianxinzuozhenyidian。
我真的太失望了。
mamajianwotaiduqiangying,jiushibujitashouzhuo,tayezhihaozuoba,haizhuangweiqudao,“neimazijizaixiangxiangbanfaba。”
“majinireleyibeiniunai,nichenrehe,xuexixinkule。”
woheleniunaibianqushuijue,haizhuanmenbafangqilaideshouzhuojidaizaishoushang,pabeimamatouzou。
zheiyiwan,woshuidehenchen。
jieguodiertianxinglaideshihou,wofaxianzijideshouwankongluoluode,shouzhuobujianle。
wolianmangdiankaizhibohuikanzuowandeshipin。
faxianmamachenwobuzhuyiwangniunailifangleanmianyao,chenwoshuishu,toutoubadaizaishoushangdezhuozijiquzou,ranhouhuidaoneigedabieshu。
guaibudezuowanwoyidianmeichajue,yuanlaishijiwoxialeanmianyao。
弹幕上有人在说:
【zheiyetaihenleba,neishouzhuoshiwaipoliujigegedeyiwu,jiuzheimequzoule。】
mamajuranhaiduilehuiqu:【womadeshouzhuotayepeidai,benlaijiushigaijiwozheigenverde。】
【wozheimezuo,buyeshiweileliliangege,zengqiangtadekangyanengli。】
wokanzhemamazaizhibojianrucibiandiwo,shenzhihaiziyuanqishuozijishiduide,rucixuwei。
我内心彻底崩溃。
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zicongwozhidaowozaichuzuwulideyiyanyixingdoubeizhibohou,wojiuhenshaodaizaijialile。
baitianzaixuexiaoshangke,fangxuequzuo**。
woningyuanzuozaixiaoqulouxia,jiezhehunhuangdedengguangkanshu,yebuyuanyihuidaoneimanshiyinzangshexiangtoudejiankongwuzili。
wonachushouji,diankaineigezhibolianjie,kandaobozhufaleyizetongzhi。
【kaoshidangtian,zaikaochangwaizhibojieqiongyanggegehuibieshu,dajiadaoshihouliwumanpingshuaqilai。】
不少人留言评论。
【zhenhaoqigegezhidaojialihenyouqianhoudebiaoqing。】
【kendingshixingfengaoxinga,zijijinhoukeshiyouqianrenle。】
【buyiding,kendinghuishangxinnanguohaojiu,pingshenmezijibeiqiongyangleliunian。】
worenbuzhulengxiao,wobuhuirangtamendejihuadechengde。
kaoshineitian,wozaojiuyijingzuoshangqianwangdeguodefeiji。
zheichangyouxi,zuihoubianchengwolaixiwannimen。
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zheiduanshijianwoyebuyongfuxizhunbeikaoshi,douzaizhunbeichuguodeziliao。
wojimamadadianhua,xiwangtanenghuijiazaikaoshiqianpeiwojitian。
zheitianwoguyiwenlemamayiju,“ma,dengkaoshijieshuhou,wonenghedidijianyimianma?”
mamamankoudaying,paipaiwodejianbang,“kendingmeiwenti,dengjieshuhou,mamadainiqujianbabahedidi。”
wozuijiaochechuyimoxiao,jiazhuangzijihengaoxingheqidai。
ranhoucongchufangduanlaiwoaohaodetang,“ma,nishengbingleduobuyibu,wozhuanmenjiniaoletang。”
mamayikan,jigandongdebuxing。
tahezhetang,wonachuyidiewenjianfangdaotamianqian,“ma,nixianzaishengbingle,zhuizhaidezonglaizhaoniyebuxing,wanyiyingxiangnizheigebingrenxiuxizenmeban。”
“wozheigedangerzidebuxiangrangnishouku,suoyidasuanbanishenshangdequanbuzhaiwudoujizhuandaowoshenshang,wohuizhuanqianbangnihaizhaide。”
“danshiyaoxianjiechumuziguanxi,niqianlezi,zhaiwujiuquanzhuandaowoshenshangle。”
mamabingweixikan,tingjianwozheimeyishuobianlimaqianxiazijidemingzi。
“erzia,nizhendeduimamataihaole,dengmamayihouzhuanqianle,yidinghuibuchangnide。”
woxiaozhediantou,haianweimamayaohaohaoxiuyangshenti。
qishimamaqianxiade,bujinjinshijiechumuziguanxidebiao,haiyouwobangtajiedegaolidai。
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kaoshidangtianyizao,woxiangwangchangyiyangbeizheshubaochumen,zaizhibohuamianzhongkanbuchuyichang。
danwobushiquxuexiaokaoshi,ershiqujichang。
zheigejiali,wobingmeiyoushenmeyaodaizoude。
wobaiduanlezijidedianhuakarengjinlajitong,huanleyizhangxinka。
woquanxindeshenghuojiuyaokaishi。
zheiduanshijianwo**zhuandeqian,xuexiaofadejiangxuejin,haiyouyimamamingyijiedeyiqianwangaolidai,jiaqilaigouwoqudeguoshenghuoyiduanshijian。
dengluodideguo,wojiuzhaolimazhaogegongyuzhuxialai。
qianliangtianmamawenwozainagekaodiankaoshi,wojitasuibianshuolegekaodianxuexiaodemingzi。
wozhidaobamatamendasuanqukaodianxuexiaowaidengwojieshuzuihouyimenkaoshi。
bamayijidunzaizhibojiandewangyou,douzaiqidaizheiyitian。
tamenqidaicongwodelianshangkandaojingxizhenjingshenzhiluoleidebiaoqing。
zhikexi,yaorangtamenshiwangle,tamenshiyongyuankanbudaode。
爸爸妈妈的骗局