《高温来袭,我将死亡通知书送给全家》 小说介绍
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第1章
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「nijiaguinvzhenyoubenshi,jingrankaoshanglehuaqing!quanshengdishia,wojianeichouxiaoziyaonengkaochuzheichengji,wozuomengdoudexiaoxing!」
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「你就凡尔赛吧!」
......
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我竟然真的重生了!
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一切都回到了起点。
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宝宝?
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......
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我的生日。
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接下来就是囤货了。
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「duibuqimama,womashangjiuhuilai。」
回来送你们上路!
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damengangdakai,jiukanjianwobayinchendelian。
「你去哪了?」
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tatiaoletiaomei,yilianxingzailehuo。
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「xing,kaixuewojiuguoqu。」
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「zhengtianyifusirenlian,gensheiqianleniside。
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「meichuxidedongxi......」
呵呵,笑吧。
mashangnimenjiuxiaobuchulaile。
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「tingnengzhuangalinxiaoxiao,niyiweinifuduyinianjiunengshanggehaodaxue?
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tashuowanjiudayaodabaidishuaimenlikai,ziranmeiyoufaxianwogouqidezuijiao。
我等着呢,好妹妹。
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diertian,tamenyijiasankoujiufengfenghuohuodituozhexinglixiangchulemen。
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shangbeizi,woshigemoshimi,xihuandungezhongwuzi,yifangtu**kuang。
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tachuanzhecuqi,yuqizhongmanshiyuandu。
「linxiaoxiao,nigejianyatouyezhongshengleduibudui?」
 
                 高温来袭,我将死亡通知书送给全家
                                高温来袭,我将死亡通知书送给全家