胡闹换座
《胡闹换座》 小说介绍
zaiyimingdexiaoshuo《hunaohuanzuo》zhong，zhulilichenjiashiyiweixunzhaoziwoshenfenheguishugandenianqingren。zhulilichenjiazailvtuzhongjieshilegezhonggeyangderenwu，jinglilefengfuduocaidemaoxianyutiaozhan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuheneixindetansuo，zhulilichenjiazhujianmingbailezijideshiminghejiazhi，bingzuizhongzhaodaolezhenzhengdeguisu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanchengzhangyutansuo，wo“e”leyisheng，dandandao：“genniyoushenmeguanxima？niyaoshizhenneimexiandehua，zhaogechangba。”“haoduozhuandianqianzijimaishangwuzuodepiao，shengdehouzhelianpilai……jiangyinfaduzheduiziwodesikaohezhuiqiu。
《胡闹换座》 第一章 免费试读
“wei，lengzheganshenmeni？”
mianqiandenanrenyilianbuxiedidengzhewo，ertashenhouzhanzheyigehunshenshangxiadoubaoguodeyanyanshishidenansheng，nianjibuda，zhengbeiduizhewomen。
laibujisikao，wolikejiangshoujitaochulaiwen：“weixinhaishizhifubao？”
nanrenlenghengyisheng，shuoleju“zhifubao”jiuyaotaoshoujijiwozhuanzhang。
shiyouzhuliliqueyibadadiaowonazheshoujideshou，“chenjia，niganmani，zheizhongchouqiannidouyao，nihaiyaolianbuyao？”
wodunxiaqujiangshoujijianqilai。
haihao，hainengyong，buguopingmulieleyidaofeng。
nanrenbeizhuliliqidaole，dianzhewomenshuo：“hao，suannimenyouzhong。wojiubuxinshiwanhaimaibudaoyigejiazhijibaikuaidezuowei！”
shuozhe，talazheshenhoudenanshengjiuyaowangwopangbiandezuoweiqu。
neibiandaizheyanjingdenanrenshuangyanshanshanfaguang，buguoyijiuhenjinchidizuozaizuoweishang，zhuangmozuoyangdifanzhezazhi。
womangzhuaizhunanrendeshou，“sheishuobumaile？”
“zheiweizhishiwode，woxiangmai！”
“chenjia！”zhulililianzhangdetonghong，“nishenmeyisi？”
“zheishixuexiaodingdebisaizuowei，nipingshenmebatamaile？beixiaolingdaozhidaonijiuwanle！”
我差点被气笑了。
shangbeizijiushizheiyang，zhuliliyizhizaizuzhiwobazuoweimaile，haijinggaoworuguowoyaoqianbuyaozunyan，tajiuyaorangquanxiaodouzhidaowopinxingbaihuai。
“womenshizuizhengzhidedaxueshenga，zenmekeyixiangyouqianrenditou？”
“chenjia，nipinxuejianyou，buyinggaibeizheijianshizhanranshangwudian！”
“niyaoshinalezheiqianjiubuyaoguaiwogenxiaolingdaoshuole，nimingmingmashangjiukeyihuodeguojiangde。”
“woyeshiweilenihaoa，chenjia！”
zaizhulilibanweixiebanquanjiedeguochengzhong，woyouyubujue。
dingliuxiaoshengweinandejingjirenbunaifandengle，jiuqumailegebiyanjingnandezuowei。
kemeixiangdao，canjiawanbisaihuidaoxuexiao，wojiujiedaoleyiyuandedianhua。
shuowomazaimalushangyundaole，beihaoxinrensongleguoqu。
taxinzangbingfa，yaolikezuodaqiaoshoushu，shoushufeizhengqiaoyaoshiwankuai。
wosichuzhaoqinqipengyoujieqian，quezhijiedaoleliangwankuai。
meibanfa，wozhinengfabudidichou，xiwangnengdedaoshehuidebangzhu。
meixiangdao，zhuliliquejianggaotieshangwomeibazuoweimaijiweinandeshipinfalechulai。
wocaizhidao，yuanlaineitianweinanshibeiheifengenzong，linshishanglewomenneitangche。
payoubeirenpaidao，beiheifensuodingweizhi，tadejingjirenjiuhuadajiaqianlaishangwuchexiangmaizuowei。
我被网暴，被人肉。
weinandefensifengkuangjiwofaduanxindadianhuarumawo，haizhaodaolewotimamashenqingdedidichoufengkuangjubao。
“zhengqiaoshiwan，xiaosirenla！”
“tayaoshimeiqianjimamazhibing，dangchuweinanhuashiwanmaitadezuoweitazenmehuibumai？pianzi！”
“zhenmeiqianzhibing，neiyeshibaoying！sheijiaotadangshibubangwomennannangegede。”
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didichouguanbilewodechoukuanshenqing，wozenmeqiuguanlirenyuanzenmezhengmingdoumeiyong，zhinengkanzhemamadeshentiyitiantianxuruoxiaqu。
youtianwocongxuexiaoshihunluopodizouquyiyuan，zhengqiaopengjianzhuliliwanzheyigewuliushisuidelaotouzuoshangtadehaoche。
takanjianwo，rangchetingzaiwoshenbian。
“chenjia，nimeicidoukaodiyiyoushenmeyong？zheigeshijieyouqiancaishiwangdao！”
“xiangnigennimazheiyangdeqiongrena，haishizaodianqusileba，buyaolangfeiliangshile！”
wozheicaizhidao，dangchutazuzhiwomaizuoweishijiduwo。
jiduwomeicikaodiyi，tashiwannianlaoer。
jiduxuexiaozhijiwodingleshangwuche，tazhinengzuoputongdeerdengzuo。
gengjiduwoneimehaoyun，suisuibianbianjiunenghuodeshiwan。
ertaweishenlaonanrenneimejiuyemeilaodaoneimeduoqian！
zheiyishi，wokebuhuizaishashadishangtadedangle！