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《开局一袋老鼠药,农门辣媳旺夫忙》 开局一袋老鼠药,农门辣媳旺夫忙精选章节 免费试读
kaijuyidailaoshuyao,nongmenlaxiwangfumangdi1zhang:moshichuanyue,jingbiandongfang**“peng!
”sangshidenaodaizaiwenqiaoniangdetiegunxiakailehua,nongchoudelvsexueyejianletayilian。tadakouchuanzhecuqi,
pibeiditanzuozaidishang,zhouweishiyipiansiji,zhiyousangshifulandeqiweizaikongqizhongmiman。
moshidemeiyitiandoushishengsizhengzha,zheiyangderizijiujingshenmeshihoucaishigetou?wenqiaoniangmanxinjuewang,
huanhuanbishangleyanjing。zaiyizhengyan,wenqiaoniangquefaxianzijishenchuyigemoshengdefangjian。diaohuademuchuang,
dahongdexibei,haiyouneiranshaozhedelongfenghuazhu,wuyibuzaibiaomingzheishigedongfanghuazhuye。tamengdizuoqishen,
naohaizhongyongrubushuyuzijidejiyi——tajingranchenglebeihouniangsuiyijiarendekumingnv,
erjinwanshitahemoshengxianggongdexinhunzhiye!wenqiaoniangmeitoujinzhou,xinzhongmanshijingti。
zheimomingqimiaodechuanyuedaodishizenmehuishi?taxiayishidimoxiangyaojian,
moshiyangchengdexiguanrangtashikedouxiangyougefangshendewuqi。keshouchupengdaodezhiyourouruandejiayi,shenmedoumeiyou。
tayaoyaoya,muguangzaifangjianlisouxun,zuihouluozailezhuozishangdechahuhejiubeishang。
yigedadanyoufengkuangdexiangfazaitaxinzhongzisheng——shitanyixiazheigesuoweidexianggong。
wenqiaoniangqingshouqingjiaodizoudaozhuoqian,congjiaoluolizhaochuyibaolaoshuyao,zheishiyuanzhubuzhiweihezhunbeide,
rujinquechengletashitandegongju。tadeshouweiweizhandouzhe,jiangyaofendaoruqizhongyibeijiuli,
dongzuoxunsuqueyouxiaoxinyiyi,meiyigexiweideshengxiangdounengrangtaxintiaojiasu。jiuzaitagangbayaofenjiaobanjunyun,
fangmenturanbeituikai。yigeshenzhexifudenanzizoulejinlai,tajianmeixingmu,moyangshifenyingjun,
kecikelianshangquedaizhejifenjujinhexiuse。nanzizhengshitadexinhunxianggongxiaoxu,tataiyankanxiangwenqiaoniang,
muguangzhongdaizhexieqixu,ranerdangtadeshixianluozaizhuozishangneibeibeixiayaodejiushi,lianseshunjianbiandeshabai。
“ni……nizheishizuoshenme?”xiaoxudeshengyinzhandou,daizhenanyizhixindejingkong,tachongshangqian,
yibazhuazhuwenqiaoniangdeshouwan,liqidadejihuyaoniesuitadegutou。wenqiaoniangxinzhonganjiaobuhao,
mianshangqueqiangzhuangzhending,shituchouhuizijideshou,kexiaoxudeshoujiuxiangtieqianyiban。“ninongtengwole!
”tanaonudishuodao,naoziquezaifeisuyunzhuan,sikaozheruheyingduizheitufazhuangkuang。haimeidengtaxiangchuduice,
fangmen“peng”deyishengbeirencubaodichuaikai。yigeshencaicuzhuangdefurenchuanglejinlai,tamanliannurong,
shoulihuiwuzheyigenshaohuogun,zhengshixiaoxudemuqinlicuihua。“tiandaleipidejiantizi,huiqidongxi,
ganjiwoerzixialaoshuyao,laoniangdasinizheigexiao**!”licuihuayibianpokoudama,
yibianjuzheshaohuogunchaozhewenqiaoniangchongguolai。wenqiaoniangxinzhongyijing,shentibennengdixiangyaofankang,
ketayishidaozheibushimoshi,bunengsuiyishangren。huangluanzhizhong,tazhinengduozaixiaoxushenhou,xunqiubihu。
licuihuadeshaohuogunluoxialai,quebuxiaoxindazailexiaoxudegeboshang。xiaoxuchitong,meitoujinzhou,
quehaishixiayishidijiangwenqiaonianghuzaishenhou。“niang,nizheishiganshenme?”tadeshengyindaizhetengtonghebujie。
zheishi,pangdaliyegenzailicuihuashenhoujinlaile,taxingzailehuodikanzhezheiyimu,
lianshangdeshenqingfangfozaishuo“kanba,wojiuzhidaozheinvrenbuanhaoxin”。“sandia,
sandimeidouyaoxialaoshuyaodusinile,nihaihuzheta?”pangdalijianzhesangzishuodao。
wenqiaoniangduozaixiaoxushenhou,xinzhongjiaokubudie。tazenmeyemeixiangdao,zheishitandejudonghuiyinfazheimedadedongjing。
kanzhepoponeixionghendemoyang,zhoulineikanxidezuilian,haiyouxianggongyanzhongdejingkonghebujie,tazhidao,
zijizaizheigemoshengyoushuxideshijieli,kongpashixiongduojishaole。ketawenqiaoniangzenmehuiqingyirenshu?
dabulejiupingeyusiwangpo,fanzhengmoshilishenmedafengdalangmeijianguo。taananwojinlequantou,
muguangzhongshanguoyisijueran。di2zhang:popodefanchang“shangci”diertianqingchen,yangguangtouguochuanghuzhi,
sazaiwenqiaoniangdelianshang。taroulerouxingzhongdeshuiyan,zuowanfashengdeshiqingjiuxiangyichangemeng,
keshenshangdetengtongquetixingzhetazheiyiqiedoushizhenshide。taxiaoxinyiyidiqishen,
shengpachaoxinghaizaiyipangshushuidexiaoxu。haimeidengtazhenglihaosixu,
jiutingdaomenwaichuanlaipopolicuihuachezhesangzidehuhan:“wenqiaoniang,nigexiao**,haibuqichuang,
xiangesilaonianga!”neijianruideshengyinfangfonengchuantouqiangbi,zhendewenqiaoniangerduowengwengzuoxiang。
wenqiaoniangwunaiditanlekouqi,ganjinchuanshangyifu,zhenglihaotoufa,kuaibuzouchufangjian。gangdaotangwu,
jiujianlicuihuazuozaizhuweishang,yiliannurong,shoulihainazheneigenshaohuogun,pangdalizezhanzaiyipang,
yanshenlimanshixingzailehuo。“guixia!”licuihuamengdiyipaizhuozi,zhuoshangdechabeidougenzhehuanglehuang。
wenqiaoniangxinzhongsuiyoubuman,danweileburechugengdademafan,haishiguaiguaidiguizailedishang。
“nigemeiliangxindedongxi,zuoerjingganjiwoerzixialaoshuyao,niandeshenmexin?
yaobushikanzainishiwoerxidefenshang,wojinerfeidebanisongguanbuke!”licuihuayueshuoyuejidong,
shoulideshaohuogunzaikongzhonghuiwuzhe,sihusuishidouhuiluoxialai。wenqiaoniangdizhetou,xinzhonganzijiaoku,
tazenmeyemeixiangdao,zheipopohuirucinanchan。ketawenqiaoniangyebushirenrennaniederuanshizi,tashenxiyikouqi,
taiqitou,zhishizhelicuihuadeyanjing,shuodao:“popo,ninxianxiaoxiaoqi,tingerxijieshi。erxichulaizhadao,
duizheijialideyiqiedoubushuxi,zuoerkandaozhuoshangyoubaoyaofen,yiweishidiaoliao,jiubuxiaoxinfanglexiezaijiuli,
zhenbushiguyiyaohaixianggongde。”wenqiaoniangyilianchengken,yancikenqie,
xinliquezaimomoqidaopoponengxiangxintazheifanguihua。licuihuatingle,lianseshaoweihuanheleyixie,
danhaishimanlianhuyidikanzhewenqiaoniang,“nishuodekeshizhenhua?niyaoshiganpianwo,kanwozenmeshoushini!
”wenqiaonianglianmangdiantou,“erxibugan,erxiyihoudinghuihaohaosihouxianggonghepopo,juebuzaifanzheiyangdecuo。
”licuihualenghengyisheng,“heng,zanqiexinnizheiyihui。qilaiba。”wenqiaoniangzhanqishen,xinzhonganzisonglekouqi。
kehaimeidengtahuanguoshenlai,licuihuayouconghuailitaochuyidingyinzi,rengdaowenqiaoniangmianqian,shuodao:“nazhe,
qujishishangmaixiehaocaihaorouhuilai,jinerjialiyaolaiguike。nikejiwotinghaole,yaoshigansitunyinzi,
huozhemaidedongxibuhewoxinyi,younihaoshoude!”wenqiaoniangkanzhedishangdeyinzi,xinzhongchongmanleyihuo。
zheipopoqianyikehaiduitayoudayouma,zenmeturanjiujitayinzirangtaqumaidongxile?zheilimiankendingyoumaoni。
dantayebuganduowen,zhinengmomodijianqiyinzi,yinglesheng“shi”。pangdalizaiyipangkanzhe,yanjingdouhongle,
xinlimanshijidu。“niang,nizenmejiujitayinzia,wotiantianzaijiaganhuo,yemeijiannijiwoshangqianni。
”pangdalijuezhezui,manlianweiqu,shengyinlidaizhenongnongdecuyi。“nidonggepi!
”licuihuadenglepangdaliyiyan,“tashiqujiguikemaidongxi,youbushijitazijihua。
niyaoshiyenengbashiqingbanhao,woziranyebuhuikuidaini。”pangdalitingle,suiranxinlihaishibufuqi,
danyebuganzaihangshengle,zhinenghenhendidenglewenqiaoniangyiyan,neiyanshenfangfozaishuo“nijiwodengzhe”。
wenqiaoniangnazheyinzi,zouchujiamen,chaozhejishidefangxiangzouqu。yilushang,tadouzaizhuomozhepopodeyongyi。
zheipopodaodizaigaoshenmegui?neisuoweideguikeyoushishenmeren?tazongjuedezheiyiqiedoutouzheyiguguiyideqixi。
henkuai,wenqiaoniangjiulaidaolejishi。jishishangrenaofeifan,renlairenwang,gezhongjiaomaishengciqibifu。
wenqiaoniangzaijishishangzhuanleyiquan,mailexiexinxiandeshucai、zhurou,haiyouyizhifeimeideji。
zhengdangtazhunbeihuijiashi,turantingdaoyizhencaozadechaonaosheng。“haha,nizheigeshazi,haiganfankang,
kanwomenbuhaohaoshoushini!”“jiushi,yigeshazi,haixiangdushu,jianzhishibairizuomeng!
”wenqiaoniangshunzheshengyinwangqu,zhijianyiqunhaizizhengweizheyigeren,tuituisangsang,zuilihaibutingdichaoxiaorumazhe。
erbeiweizaizhongjiande,zhengshitadexianggongxiaoxu!di3zhang:jiaoruoxianggong,yilaichuxianwenqiaoniangxinzhongyijin,
haobuyouyudibokairenqunchonglejinqu。tashenxingjiaojian,
moshideshengcunjinglirangtayouzheminjiedeshenshouhewuweideyongqi。“doujiwozhushou!”tayishengnuhe,
shengyinbuda,quedaizheyigurangrendanhandeqishi。neiqunhaizibeizheituruqilaidehezhiheleyitiao,dongzuoyizhi,
fenfenzhuanguotoulaikanzheta。wenqiaoniangchenjijiangxiaoxuhuzaishenhou,muguangrudaobansaoguomianqiandehaizimen。
“nimenweishenmeqifuta?”tazhiwendao,yanshenzhongtouluchuburongzhiyideweiyan。
haizimenbeitadeyanshenhedeyouxiexinxu,qizhongyigeshaodadehaizizhuangzhedanzishuodao:“tashigeshazi,
haishuozijiyaodushukaozhuangyuan,womenjiuxiangdoudouta。”shuoba,haidaizheyisibuxiedeqingxiao。wenqiaoniangtingle,
xinzhongnuhuogengsheng。“tashibushishazi,lunbudaonimenlaipingpan。nimenzaiganqifuta,wokebuhuiqingrao!
”tayibianshuozhe,yibiancongyaojianmochuyibabishou,zaishouzhongbawanzhe。
zheibishoushitachuanyueshicongmoshidailaideweiyiwuqi,yizhizangzaishenshang。haizimenkandaohanguangshanshandebishou,
hedeliansecangbai,zaiyebuganhangsheng,zhuanshenbianyihongersan。xiaoxukanzhehuzaizijishenqiandewenqiaoniang,
yanzhongmanshiganjiyuyilai。tadeyankuangfanhong,zuichunweiweizhandou,turan“wa”deyishengkulechulai,
pudaowenqiaonianghuaili,gengyanzheshuodao:“niangzi,nizhongyulaile,tamendouqifuwo,
wohaipa……”neimoyang,jiuxiangyigeshouleweiqudehaizi。
wenqiaoniangbeitazheituruqilaidejudongnongdeyouxiebuzhisuocuo,shentiweiweiyijiang。
dankanzhexiaoxuneikelianbabadeyangzi,xinzhongyoubujinfanqiyisilianxi。taqingqingpailepaixiaoxudehoubei,
anweidao:“haolehaole,biepa,youwozai,meirennengzaiqifuni。”xiaoxuzaitahuailichouqizhe,
jinjindizhuazhetadeyijiao,fangfoneishitaweiyidejiumingdaocao。huijiadelushang,
xiaoxuyizhijinjinzhuazhewenqiaoniangdeshou,yikeyebukensongkai。tadeshouxinliquanshihan,shouzhiweiweizhandou,
fangfoshengpawenqiaonianghuituranxiaoshi。wenqiaoniangrenyoutazhuazhe,xinzhongbujinyouxieyihuo,
zheixianggongkanqilaizenmerucidanxiaonuoruo,xianggeweijingshishidehaizi。huidaojia,licuihuazhengzaiyuanziliweiji。
tayikandaoxiaoxulangbeideyangzi,dunshixintengdebuxing,shouzhongdejishipen“pa”deyishengdiaozaidishang。
“wodeera,zheishizenmele?sheiqifunile,gaosuniang,niangqujinibaochou!”tayibianshuozhe,
yibianchongguolai,jiangxiaoxuladaoshenbian,shangxiadaliangzhe,yanzhongmanshiguanqie。xiaoxuyouweiqudikuleqilai,
zhizhewenqiaoniangshuodao:“niang,doushiniangziqujishitaijiu,wozhaobudaota,caibeineixiehuaihaiziqifude。
”licuihuayiting,liansedunshibiandeyinchenqilai,zhuantouhenhendidenglewenqiaoniangyiyan,
madao:“nigemeixinmeifeidedongxi,qugejishizheimejiu,bawoerziyigerendiuzaiwaimian,
rangtashouzheimedaweiqu。wokannijiushiguyide!”wenqiaoniangxinzhongyuanwang,gangxiangjieshi,
licuihuaqueyouconghuailitaochujidingyinzi,saidaoxiaoxushouli,shuodao:“era,nazhezheixieyinzi,
xiangchishenmejiumaishenme,biezaibeirenqifule。niyaoshizaishouweiqu,niangkeraobuleta!
”ranhouyouzhuantouduiwenqiaoniangshuo:“nijiwotinghaole,yihouhaohaozhaoguwoerzi,
yaoshitazaiyougesanzhangliangduan,wogennimeiwan!”wenqiaoniangkanzhepopohexianggongdeyangzi,xinzhongyuefajuedeqiguai。
zheipopoduixianggongdechongaijianzhiyouxieguotoule,erxianggongyewanquanbuxianggechengnianren,ruciyilaipopo。
zheilimiandaodiyoushenmeyinqing?tajuedingzhaogejihuihaohaonongqingchu,kekanzheyanqianzheizhuangkuang,tazhidao,
zheirizikongpabuhuineimepingjing,yihoudeluhaizhang,zhibudinghaiyouduoshaomafandengzhetani。
di4zhang:tianjianlaozuo,chaoxiaoyujianchihuidaojiahou,wenqiaoniangzhanzhuanfance,nanyirumian。
tawangzhechuangwaideyueguang,xinzhonganzipansuanzheweilaiderizigaizenmeguo。zaizheigenangengnvzhideshidai,
zhongdishishengcundegenben,kexianggongzheifujiaoruodemoyang,nengxingma?silaixiangqu,tajuedingdaixianggongqutianliganhuo,
yilaiduanliantadeshenti,erlaiyenengrangtaxuehuixieshengcundejineng。diertianyidazao,wenqiaoniangjiuzaozaoqilechuang,
jiandanxishuhou,biankaishizhunbeixiadidenongju。xiaoxuhaizaishuimengzhong,wenqiaoniangzouguoqu,qingqingtuiletuita,
wenroudishuodao:“xianggong,xingxing,zanmenjintianqutianliganhuo。”xiaoxumimihuhudizhengkaiyanjing,
tingdaowenqiaoniangdehua,dunshizhouqilemeitou,sajiaodao:“niangzi,wobuxiangqu,tianliyouzangyoulei,woshoubule。
”shuozhe,haiwangbeizilisuolesuo,xianggeshualaidehaizi。wenqiaoniangwunaiditanlekouqi,zuozaichuangbian,
naixindihongzheta:“xianggong,zanmenbunengyizhikaopopoyanghuo,dezijixuehuizhongdi,yihoucainengguoshanghaorizi。
nijiudangpeiwoqu,haobuhao?”tadeshengyinqingrou,yanshenzhongmanshiqidai。xiaoxuhaishibuqingyuan,
dunangzhe:“wobuyao,woconglaimeiganguononghuo,kendingganbuhao,daoshihouhaidebeirenxiaohua。
”tadeyuqilidaizheyisihaipaheweiqu。wenqiaoniangmolemotadetou,gulidao:“biepa,youwozaini,
wohuijiaonide。gangkaishiganbuhaomeiguanxi,manmanxuejiuhuile。zhiyaonikennuli,jiuyidingnengxing。
”tadeyanshenjianding,jilexiaoxuyizhongmomingdeliliang。zaiwenqiaoniangderuanmoyingpaoxia,
xiaoxuzhongyumianqiangdayingle。tamantuntundiqichuang,xishuwanbihou,genzhewenqiaonianglaidaoletianli。cishi,
taiyangyijinggaogaoshengqi,tianyeliyipianshengjibobodejingxiang。nenlvdemaimiaozaiweifengzhongqingqingyaoye,
fangfozaixiangtamenzhaoshou。kexiaoxuquewuxinxinshangzheimeijing,kanzheyanqiandenongtian,
tadexinlichongmanlekongjuhebuan。wenqiaoniangnaqiyibachutou,dijixiaoxu,shifanzheshuodao:“xianggong,nikan,
jiuxiangwozheiyang,bachutoujuqilai,ranhouyongliwangxiawa,zaibatufanguolai。”tadedongzuoxianshu,
yikanjiushiganguanlenonghuode。xiaoxuxuezhewenqiaoniangdeyangzi,juqichutou,
kezheichutouzaitashouliquexiangyouqianjinzhong,gangjuqilaijiuyouluolexiaqu,chadianzadaozijidejiao。
tahedeliansecangbai,chadiankuchulai。wenqiaonianglianmangpaoguoqu,fuzhuta,anweidao:“meishimeishi,
diyicigandouzheiyang,manmanlai。”shuozhe,tawozhuxiaoxudeshou,shoubashoudijiaota。zaiwenqiaoniangdebangzhuxia,
xiaoxuzhongyumianqiangwalejichutou,kemeiyihuier,tajiuleideqichuanyuyu,hanliujiabei。“niangzi,wohaolei,
wobuxiangganle。”xiaoxubachutouyireng,yi**zuozaidishang,dakoudakoudichuanzhecuqi,
lianshangxiemanlepibeiheweiqu。wenqiaoniangkanzheta,xintengbuyi,dantazhidao,bunengjiuzheiyangfangqi。tazouguoqu,
dunzaixiaoxushenbian,jitacalecahan,shuodao:“xianggong,zaijianchiyihuier,womenxiuxiyixiajiuhaole。nikan,
zheitianlidezhuangjiayaoshizhonghaole,daoshihoushouchengjiuhao,womenjiunengguoshanghaorizile。
”tadeyanshenzhongchongmanleduiweilaidechongjing。jiuzaizheishi,pangdalihejigezhouliyelaitianliganhuo。
tamenkandaowenqiaonianghexiaoxuzaidilidelangbeiyang,dunshihahadaxiaoqilai。“yo,zheibushisandihesandimeima?
zenme,zheishixiangtiyanshenghuoni?”pangdalijianzhesangzishuodao,lianshangdaizheyisichaofengdexiaoyi。“jiushi,
sandicongxiaojiumeiganguononghuo,sandimeinizheibushiweinantama?”lingyigezhouliyegenzhefuhedao。
“wokana,sandimeijiushixiangxianbai,xiangrangpopokankantayouduonenggan,jieguoni,haibushibasandileichengzheiyang。
”youyigezhouliyinyangguaiqidishuodao。mianduizhoulimendechaoxiao,wenqiaoniangxinzhongnuhuozhongshao,
dantahaishiqiangrenzhe,meiyoufazuo。tazhanqishen,lenglengdikanletamenyiyan,shuodao:“womenzijiderizi,
xiangzenmeguojiuzenmeguo,bulaonimenfeixin。”shuowan,bianbuzailihuitamen,jixugulixiaoxuganhuo。
xiaoxutinglezhoulimendehua,xinligengjiananguole,tadizhetou,xiaoshengshuodao:“niangzi,tamenshuodedui,
wojiushigemeiyongderen,shenmedouganbuhao。”tadeshengyinlidaizheyisizibeihezize。
wenqiaoniangwozhutadeshou,jiandingdishuodao:“xianggong,bietingtamende,nibushimeiyongderen,
nizhishihaimeixuehuieryi。zhiyaonikennuli,jiuyidingnengbitamenzuodegenghao。
”tadeyanshenzhongchongmanlexinrenheguli。zaiwenqiaoniangdegulixia,xiaoxuzhongxinzhenzuoqilai,naqichutou,
jixuganhuo。suirantadedongzuohaishihenshengshu,suduyehenman,dantameiyouzaihanlei,ershiyaoyajianchizhe。
wenqiaoniangkanzheta,xinzhongmanshixinwei,tazhidao,xianggongzhengzaimanmangaibian,weilaiderizi,
yexubingmeiyouneimezaogao。di5zhang:huangdishangji,popozhuliriziyitiantianguoqu,
zaiwenqiaoniangdexixinjiaodaoxia,xiaoxuzhujianshiyingletianjianlaozuo。suishuotadedongzuoyijiushaoxianbenzhuo,
suduyebibushangpangren,danmeiyidihuisadehanshuidoujianzhengzhetadenuliyuchengzhang。kanzhexianggongdegaibian,
wenqiaoniangmanxindoushixinwei。zheitian,yangguangzhenghao,
wenqiaonianghexiaoxudaizheqianjirijingxinzhongzhi、xixinzhaoliaoshouhuodeshucaiqianwangjishishoumai。
jishishangyijiurenaofeifan,renlairenwang,yaohesheng、taojiahaijiashengjiaozhizaiyiqi,
gouchengleyifuchongmanyanhuoqideshijinghuamian。wenqiaoniangjiangshucaibaifangdezhengzhengqiqi,
cuilvdeqingcai、baomandeluobu,zaiyangguangdezhaoyaoxiaxiandegewaiyouren。“xinxiandeshucailei,kuailaikankanna!
”taliangkaisangziyaoheqilai,qingcuideshengyinxiyinlebushaorendemuguang。buyihuier,tanweiqianjiuweimanleren。
“guniang,nizheicaizenmemaiya?”yiweidaniangzoushangqian,naqiyibaqingcai,zixiduanxiangzhe。“daniang,
wozheicaikexinxianle,doushizijiazhongde,yiwenqianyiba,ninlaiyibabu?”wenqiaoniangweixiaozheshuodao,
yanshenzhongmanshizhencheng。“ng,kanzheshitingxinxiande。xing,jiwolailiangba。”daniangmanyididiandiantou,
taochujiwenqiandijiwenqiaoniang。jiuzheiyang,zaiwenqiaoniangdereqingzhaohuxia,shucaihenkuaijiuxiaoshouyikong,
erqiehaimailegehaojiaqian。kanzheshouzhongdeyinzi,xianggongkaixindeyanjingdoumichengleyitiaofeng,
tajinjinlazhewenqiaoniangdeshou,xingfendishuodao:“niangzi,nikezhenlihai!zanmenzheicaimaidekezhenkuai,
zheixianengmaihaoduohaodongxila!”neimoyang,jiuxianggededaolexinaiwanjudehaizi。
wenqiaoniangkanzhexianggongkeaidemoyang,yerenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。“xianggong,zheikedoushinidegonglao,
yaoshimeiyounibangmang,woyigerenkemangbuguolai。”tawenroudishuodao,
yanshenzhongchongmanleduixianggongdezanshangheguli。liangrendaizhemanxindehuanxitashanghuijiadelu。zouzhezouzhe,
wenqiaoniangturantingxialejiaobu,tademuguangbeilubianyipianhuangdixiyinzhule。zheipianhuangdizacaocongsheng,
kanqilaihuangfeiyijiu,danzaiwenqiaoniangyanzhong,zheiliquechongmanlewuxiandekeneng。“xianggong,nikanzheipianhuangdi,
zanmenbatakaikenchulai,zhongxiezhiqiandedongxi,zenmeyang?”wenqiaoniangzhizhehuangdi,
yanzhongshanshuozhexingfendeguangmang。xiaoxushunzhewenqiaoniangshouzhidefangxiangkanqu,lianshangluchuyisiyouyu。“niangzi,
zheihuangdinengxingma?kaikenqilaikendinghenxinku,erqiezanmenyebuzhidaozhongshenmenengzhuanqianya。
”tadanyoudishuodao,yuqizhongdaizheyisihaipahebuan。wenqiaoniangwozhuxiaoxudeshou,
jiandingdishuodao:“xianggong,biepa。zhiyaozanmenkennuli,meiyoushenmeshiqingshizuobuchengde。
wotingshuozhenshangdeyaocaipushouyaocaidejiagehengao,zanmenkeyizhongxieyaocai,kendingnengmaigehaojiaqian。
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