《闺女闹换妈,我哄妻护娃笑哈哈》 小说介绍
《guinvnaohuanma,wohongqihuwaxiaohaha》zheipianyouweilingxiaoxiedexiaoshuo,gushiqingjiecuozongfuzayihuankouyihuan。jirenyouzhongyikouqikandaodideganjue。zhujiaoshinianniansuwan,《guinvnaohuanma,wohongqihuwaxiaohaha》jianjie:shouzhiwuyishidimosuozhetadexigai:「mingtianqugongyuan,kanzheniannianyigerenweigezi,woturanjuede……tashibushiyoudiangudan?」suwanlengleyixia,suijifanying……
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gangxiabanjiubeiguinvbaozhudatuiyaohuanma,kanzhelaopoqidaozhamaodeyangzi,
wozheishechudepibeishunjianhuazuohongqinvdedongli——bijing,
sheinengjujueruanhuhudexiaomianaohejuemeijiaoqideshuangzhongjiajini?baitianzailiushuixianzhanduantui,
wanshanghaiyaohuashen「miehuoduizhang」,kedangguinvnaishengnaiqishuo:「babazuibang」,
laopotoutouwangwofanhesaihongshaoroushi,zheirizia,leibingxingfuzhe!1「baba!nikuaijiwohuangemama!」
gangtaochuyaochiningkaijiamen。kutuijiubeiyiguruanhuhudelidaobaozhu,
jinjiezhejiushizheishengdaizhekuqiangde「linghunkaowen」。woditou,
shixianlilimazhuangjingeyuangungundexiaotuanzi——shiwojiagunianggunian,xiaomingjiaoniannian,gangman3sui。
naodaishangzhazheliangwaiwainiuniudexiaojiu,fashaohaizhanzhedianfanli,gujishiwanfanmeilaoshichi。
tazheihuiyanjingzhongdexiangliangkexiaotaozi,biticenglewobantiaokutui。
huailihaisisibaozhegequelezhierduodetuziwanou,neimoyangyoukelianyouhaoxiao。buyongcaiwodouzhidao,
zheixiaozuzongkendingyouchuanghuobeitamashoushile。niannianzheihaizi,suiwoxiaoshihoudepijing,
danbiwohuilaishi——chuanghuoshidandabaotian,aixunlejiuwangwohuailizuan,haixuehuile「banjiubing」tiyaoqiu。
jintianjuranganshuo「huanmama」,danzishizhenfeile。「zenmelezheishi?sheirewomennianniankule?」
wowanyaobatabaoqilai,xiaojiahuolimalouzhewobozi,balianmaizaiwojingwocengleceng,
yanleibitiquanzhanwoyilingshangle。wowenzhetatoufashangdandandenaixiangwei,xinlineidiangangxiabandeshechupibei,
shunjiansanleyiban——yezhishengyiban。yinweixiayimiao,ketingfangxiangjiuchuanlaiwolaopodeshengyin,
daizhedianyabuzhudehuoqi。「guwangchuan,nibieguanzheta!nizijikantagandehaoshi!」wobaozheniannianzhuantou,
yiyanjiukanjiansuwanzhanzaiketingchajipang,shuangshouchayao,meitouzhouzhe。dannapashishengqideyangzi,
yehaokandezhayan。tajintianchuanlejianqianfensedejiajufu,buliaotiezaishenshang,
bataneiaotuyouzhideshencaichendegengmingxian——1mi68degezi,dazhangtuizhizhide,
zhanzaineigengemoteside。womeicixiabanhuijiakandaota,doudezaixinligantanyiju,woguwangchuanhedeheneng,
nengqudaozheimegejuemeilaopodangquanzhitaitai。buguoxianzaibushifanhuachideshihou,wodexiankankan「anfaxianchang」。
shunzhesuwandemuguangwangchajishangsao,wotongkongyisuo——woshanggeyuefajiangjinjitamaideneizhidiao999,
guanshenbeiningdewaiwainiuniu,kouhonggaotiduanzaiwaimian。pangbianhaifangzhezhangbaizhi,shangmianhuamanlehongdaodao。
zuilipudeshi,wojianeimiangangshuameiduojiudenaibaiseqiang,juranyebeihualehaojidaohongyinzi,
gengetuyabanside。「niannian,zheiqiang……shinihuade?」wonieleniehuailixiaojiahuodeliandan,
talimabatouyaodexiangbolanggu,xiaosangzihaitingyingqi:「bushi!shituzihuade!」
shuozhejiubahuailidetuziwanoujuqilai,neiwanouerduoshanghaizhanzhediankouhongyin,zhengjuquezao。suwan「he」
leyisheng,zouguolaishenshouchuolechuonianniandexiao**:「tuziyoushouma?nishangwubawoxiangshuidaohuapenli,
xiawuyoutouwokouhonghuaqiang,woshuoniliangjunihaiku,xianzaihaixiangrangnibahuanmama?gunian,
nidaoshitinghuitiaorengaozhuanga!」suwanshuozheihuadeshihou,shengyinyoudianfazhan,wozhidaotabushizhenshengqi,
shileide。quanzhitaitaikanzheqingsong,qishibiwozheiliushuixianshechuhaimang——zaoshangsongniannianquzaojiao,
huilaishoushijiawu,zhongwuzuofan,xiawujieniannian,wanshanghaidepeiwanpeidu,yitianxialaijiaobuzhandi。
jintianniannianlianchuanglianghuo,takendingshimeirenzhucaixunleliangju。woganjindayuanchang,baniannianwanghuailijinlejin,
chongsuwanxiao:「aiya,haizixiao,budongshi,nibiegentazhiqi。kouhongwozaijinimaiyizhi,
qiangmingtianwoqingjiazhaorenbu,nikanni,qideliandouhongle,guolaizuohui。」shuozhewotengchuyizhishou,
lalelasuwandeshouwan。tadeshouhenruan,woyipengdao,taneizhouzhedemeitoujiusongledian,
danhaishizuiying:「nijiuguanzhetaba,chizaoguanchumaobing!」「guanyeshigennixuedea,」wocouguoqu,
yadishengyingentadiaokan:「nishangcihaitoutoujitamaitangchi,beiwozhuazheleni。」suwanerduoshunjianhongle,
shenshoupailewoyixia:「sheigenniside,jiuzhidaojiewoduan!」tazheiyixiameiyongli,
gengxiangshiqinglvjiandexiaodaxiaonao,woxinliyanghuhude,baozheniannianwangshafazou:「haohaohao,wocuole。niannian,
kuaigenmamashuoduibuqi,buranbabawanshangbujinijiangshuiqiangushile。」
niannianzheicaibuqingbuyuandicongwodejingwolitaichutou,
duizhesuwanxiaoshengdunang:「mamaduibuqi……woxiacibuhuaqiangle。」「xiacihaiganbugantouwokouhong?」
suwanzouguolai,zuozaiwopangbian,shenshounielenienianniandexiaba。「buganle……」niannianbatouyoumaihuiwohuaili,
genzhirencuodexiaoanchunside。wokanzhezheimunvliang,xinlinuandehuang。qishiwogensuwanjiehunsinian,
niannianliangsuiqian,tayeshizhichangshangdenvqiangren。houlaiyinweimeirendaihaizi,tacaicizhidangquanzhitaitai。
wozhidaotaxishengda,suoyimeitianxiabanzailei,yexiangduobangtafendandian。「xingle,xianchifanba,caidoukuailiangle。
」suwanqishenwangchufangzou,wobaozhenianniangenzaihoumian,kanzhetadebeiying。xiangqishangciwojiabandaoshidian,
huijiadeshihoutayeshizheiyangzaichufangrecai,dengguangzhaozaitashenshang,
wenrouderangwochadiandiaoyanlei——neishihouwojiuanxiajuexin,yidingyaohaohaozhuanqian,rangtamenniangliangguoshanghaorizi。
chufangdecanzhuoshang,baizheliangcaiyitang:kelejichi、qingchaoxilanhua,haiyouyiwanfanqiedantang,doushiwoaichide。
suwanbacaizhongxinrelere,wobaozheniannianzuozaicanyishang,jitaxihaoweidou:「niannian,
jintianmamazuodejichihaochi,kuaichiyige。」jieguozheixiaojiahuogangnaqijichi,jiugenxiangqishenmeside,
turanbajichiwangwowanlisai:「babachi,woyaoweituzi。」shuozhejiubatuziwanoufangzaipangbiandekongyizishang,
nazheshaoziyaoledianmifanwangwanouzuilisong,mifansaleyizhuozi。suwangangduanzhetangguolai,kandaozheichangjing,
shoudoudouleyixia:「gunian!nidaodichibuchi?buchiwoshouwanle!」2「biebiebie,」woganjinlanzhusuwan,
naqizhijincazhuozi:「baobaozheishizaizhaogutuzini,youaixin,suitamama。」wochongsuwanjilejiyan,
tadenglewoyiyan,danzuijiaoyijingrenbuzhuwangshangyangle。yidunfanxialai,
wojibenmeizenmehaohaochi——yihuijinianniancazui,yihuijiantadiaozaidishangdeshaozi,
haiyaoshibushianfuyixiakuaiyao「zhamao」desuwan。dengchiwanfan,suwanshoushiwankuai,
wopeiniannianzaiketingkandonghuapian。niannianyaokan《xiaozhupeiqi》,wopeizhekanleliangji,
ganjuezijidouhuibeilimiandetaicile。zhengkanzhe,niannianturanpadaoshafabeishang,gengexiaohouzisideguazhe,
haihanwo:「baba!nikanwohuifei!」「kuaixialai!shuaizhelezenmeban!」woganjinqishenbatabaoxialai,
jiazhuangshengqidipailepaitade**:「gennishuoguoduoshaoci,bunengpashafabei,tinghuama?」
niannianlimalouzhewodebozisajiao:「bababushengqima,niannianxiacibuganle……」
taruanhuhudexiaozuibazaiwolianshangqinleyixia,daizhediannaiweidereqipuzaiwolianshang。
woneidianjiazhuangdeshengqishunjianmeile,zhinengtankouqi:「zhenshishangbeiziqiannide。」suwanshoushiwanchufangchulai,
kandaozheiyimu,zouguolaizuozaiwopangbian,kaozaiwojianbangshang:「nijiushitaichongtale,yihoukendingguanbuzhu。」
「guandezhu,younini。」wocetouqinleqintadeetou,tadetoufacengzaiwolianshang,youdianyang。
wowenzhetashenshangdandandemuyuluxiangwei,xinlituranyoudianzaore——zicongyouleniannian,
wogensuwandanduxiangchudeshijianjiushaole,meitiandoushiweizhehaizizhuan,wanshangdengniannianshuile,
woliangyeleidezhixiangshuijue。「duile,mingtianzhouri,buyongshangban,yaobuyaodainiannianqugongyuanwan?」
womolemosuwandeshou,tadeshouyoudianliang,woganjinbatadeshouchuaijinwohuailinuanzhe。「haoa,
niannianshangcijiushuoxiangquweigezi。」suwanyanjingliangleliang,zhuantoukanlekanzhengzaiwanwanjudeniannian,
zuijiaodaizhexiao:「buguonidezaoqi,biegenshangciside,rangwomenniangliangdengnibantian。」「fangxin,
mingtianwodingnaozhong,baozhengdiyigeqi。」wopaizhexiongfubaozheng,
xinliyijingkaishipansuanmingtianyaodaishenme——nianniandexiaotuiche、lingshi、shijin,haiyousuwanaichidecaomei,
dezaodianquchaoshimaixinxiande。wanleyihui,kuaijiudianle,gaijiniannianxizaoshuijuele。wobaozheniannianquweishengjian,
suwanyijingfanghaoleshui,haizaishuilifanglejigexiaoyaziwanju。niannianyikandaoshui,limaxingfenqilai,
tuoleyifujiuwangyuganglitiao,jianlewoyishenshui。「mandian!biezheimeji!」woganjinbangtaxitoufa,
tahaibulaoshi,shouzaishuiliputeng,bashuijiandedaochudoushi。wogentadouzhidouyonglebanxiaoshi,caibataxiganjing,
guozheyujinbaochulai。suwanyijingbanianniandeshuiyizhunbeihaole,woliangyiqijiniannianchuanhaoshuiyi,baodaochuangshang。
niannianchaozheyaotingshuiqiangushi,wonaleben《xiaoxiongdegushi》,zuozaichuangbianjitajiang。jianglemeiliangju,
wojiukandaotadeyanpikaishidajia,meiyihuijiushuizhele,xiaozuibahaiweiweizhangzhe,gengexiaotianshiside。
woqingshouqingjiaodibangtagaihaobeizi,gensuwanyiqizouchuwoshi,qingqingdaishangfangmen。huidaowomendewoshi,
suwankaozaichuangtou,nazheshoujishuazhegouwuruanjian。wozouguoqu,zuozaitapangbian,conghoumianbaozhuta,
xiabadizaitadejianbangshang:「laopo,jintianleihuaileba?」「haihao,xiguanle。」suwanbashoujifangxia,
zhuanguoshenkaozaiwohuaili:「jiushiyoushihoujuede,tingduibuqinide,rangniyigerenzhuanqianyangjia。」
「shuoshenmeni,」wonielenietadelian:「womenshiyijiaren,wozhuanqianyangjia,nizhaogujia,doushiyinggaide。
zaishuole,nibiwoxinkuduole,wozaigongsiyejiudongdongnaozi,nizaijiayaodaiwahaiyaozuojiawu,biwoleiduole。
」suwanbatoumaizaiwohuaili,meishuohua,zhishibaowodeshougengjinle。womozhetadetoufa,
xinlituranmaochugeniantou——yaobu,zaiyaogehaizi?zheiyangniannianyeyougeban,jialiyegengrenaodian。zhengxiangzhe,
suwanturantaitoukanwo,yanjingliangjingjingde:「duile,nijintianshenshanghanweizhong,kuaiquxizaoba,
wojinifanghaoshuile。」wokanzhetajinzaizhichidelian,zuichunhonghongde,xinlidezaoreyoushanglaile。
woditouqinleqintadezuichun,shengyinyoudianya:「hao,dengwoxiwan,jiniananjian。」suwandelianshunjianhongle,
qingqingtuilewoyixia:「kuaiquxiba,biemoceng。」woxiaozheqishen,naleshuiyiwangweishengjianzou,
xinliyijingkaishiqidaixiwanzaohoudeshiguang——bujinyaojitaanjian,haidegentashuoshuo「zaiyaogehaizi」deshi。
3tuikaiweishengjianmendeshihou,reqiyijingguolemanlian——suwanzaobareshuiqidiaodaolewozuixiguandewendu。
taimianshanghaibaizhewochangyongdebohemuyulu。lianmaojindoudiedefangfangzhengzhengguazaiganshang,bianjiaoduiqilecizhuanfeng。
zheinvren,napaleileyitian,duiwodezheidianxiaoxiguanyemeiluoxia。wotuoleyifujinlinyujian。
reshuijiaozaibeishangdeshunjian,baitianzailiushuixianshangzhanlebaxiaoshidesuantongdousonglejing。shoumoshangmuyulucuochupaomo,
bixiliquanshibohedeliang。naoziquebuyouzizhupiaohuisannianqian——neishihouhaimeiniannian,suwanhaizaizuocehua。
woliangxiabanwanle,huiyiqijizaizheixiaoweishengjianlixizao。tazongxianwozhandifang,
quehuizhudongbapaomomozaiwobeishang,shouzhiqingqingnaowoyaocedeyangyangrou,xiaodexianggetoutangdexiaoguniang。
xianzaibuxingle,duolegexiaozuzong,lianyiqixizaodeshijiandouchengleshechi。woguandiaoshui,
cashenzideshihoudingzhejingzilideziji——26sui,busuanlao,danyanjiaobigangjiehunshiduoledianxiwen。
shileide,yeshixiaode。xiangqigangcaibaozheniannianshitaruanhuhudexiaoshenzi,
youxiangqisuwankaozaiwohuailishuo「duibuqi」deyangzi。xinlineidian「zaiyaogehaizi」deniantou,
turanjiuzhadegenglaole。taoshangsuwanjiwozhaodechunmianshuiyi,lingkouhaidaizhedianyangguangshaiguodeweidao。
woqingshouqingjiaozouchuweishengjian。zhuwodedengdiaolenuanhuangdeyedeng,suwankaozaichuangtou,shoulinazhebenyuershu。
yanshenquemeizaizishang,jianwojinlai,limabashuhele,zuijiaotoutouwangshanggou。wozouguoqu,
meidengtakaikoujiuwanyaozuozaichuangbian。shenshoubatadetuilaodaowoxigaishang,
shouzhinielenietaxiaotuidejirou:「baitianzhanjiuleba?jinianan,shangcinishuoxigaiyoudiansuan,
woteyizaiwangshangxueleliangxia。」tadetuiyouzhangyouruan,gezhebobodeshuiku,wonengmodaotatuishangxinidepifu。
ganganleliangxia,suwanjiu「si」leyisheng,bushitengde,shiyangde——tapayang,youqishixigaihoumian。
yiqianwoyinaotajiuduo,xianzaiqueguaiguaitangzhe,zhishishouqingqingzhuazhewodegebo,zhijianyoudianliang。「qingdian……」
tashengyinruanxialai,touwangwozheibiankaolekao,toufacengzaiwogeboshang,xiangxiaomaonaoside。
woxinlidunshiyangdebuxing,shoushangdelidaofangqing,couguoquzaitaerbiandishengwen:「laopo,gennishuogeshibei?」
「shenmeshi?」tataiyankanwo,yedengzhaozaitayanjingli,liangjingjingde,xiangzhuanglexingxing。woyanlekoutuomo,
shouzhiwuyishidimosuozhetadexigai:「mingtianqugongyuan,kanzheniannianyigerenweigezi,
woturanjuede……tashibushiyoudiangudan?」suwanlengleyixia,suijifanyingguolai,
yanjingdengyuanledian:「guwangchuan,nixiangganma?」「woxiang……zaiyaogehaizia,」woganjinbahuashuotou,
patawuhui:「lianghaizinengzuoban,yihouwomenlaole,tamenyenenghuxiangbangchen。erqienikanniannianzheimekeai,
zailaiyige,genniyiyanghaokan,duohao?」zheihuagangshuowan,suwanjiushenshouqialewogeboyixia,lidaobuda,
quedaizhedianqi:「guwangchuannifengle?nianniancaigangsansui,womeitiandaitadoukuaileisile,zaiyaoyige,
wohaihuobuhuole?」「wobangnia!」woganjinzhuazhutadeshou,batadeshouzhibaikai,
fangzaiwozhangxinrouzhe:「yihouwoxiabanzaodianhuilai,jiawuwobao,zhoumowodailianghaizi,nijiufuzexiezhe,
xiangmaishenmemaishenme,xiangchuquwanjiuchuquwan,wozhuanqianyangnimenniangsa,xingbuxing?」tazuichundongledong,
meishuohua,yanshenqueruanlexialai——wozhidaotabushizhenbuxiang,shipalei,yepawoyalida。jiehunzheimeduonian,
taconglaidoushitiwozhexiang。liandangchucizhi,doushipawojiyaoshangbanyouyaocaoxinjiali,
toutouzhaohaolecizhibaogaocaigenwoshuode。「nineidiangongzi,yangwomenniangliangdoujinbabade,zaitianyige,
闺女闹换妈,我哄妻护娃笑哈哈