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diyizhang:juejingfengshengtoutongdexiangshibeisaijinleyitaigaosuyunzhuandejiaobanji,
meiyicibodongdouqianchezhetaiyangxuetutuditiao。houjingcanliuzheyisilingrenzuooudehuanichugan,
fangfoyitiaobinglengdesheganggangcongpifushangwanyanpaguo。wofeilidichengkaichenzhongdeyanpi,
shiyelimohudeguangyunhuangdongzhe,zhujianjujiaochengshuijingdiaodengciyandeguangmang,neiguangmangrutongwushubasuizuan,
haobuliuqingdiciruwohundundenaohai。shehuadaolingrenzhixidedating,
kongqilifudongzheangguixiangbin、xiangshuiyujingxinpeiyudeeguaduoermeiguihunhedetianniqixi,
queyoubeiyizhongwuxingde、lingrenzhixidejinbenggansisiyazhu。yixiangbinying,gongchoujiaocuo,
benshishangliushehuijijinshehuadeshengyan,cikequeyinwoerdongjie。wushudaomuguangxiangcuilebingdezhen,
mimimamadizhazaiwoshenshang,biyi、yane、xingzailehuo……zhichengyizhangjudade、wuxingdewang,
jiangwosisidingzaipuzhebosiditandebinglengdibanshang,dongdanbude。
daohoubeidelenghanzhengyidiandianjintouneijianweilejinwanjingxintiaoxuan、cikequexiandewubifengcidexiangbinsezhensilifu。
“suwan!”yishengguoxiezheleitingzhinudepaoxiaosilielesijidekongqi,rutongpingdijinglei,
zhendewoermowengwengzuoxiang。limingxuan,
meiwenliguangmangwanzhang、zhudingyaoyuneiweiqinglengjueqiangdetiancaihuajiananzhuxiaoranshangyannvelianqingshenbabaizhangdenanzhujiao,
cikeneizhangbeizuozheyongjinhualicizaomiaohuidejunlangfeifandelian,yinjizhidebaonuerniuqu。
taxiangyitoubeichedijinu、lingdizaoshouqinfandexiongshi,jibukuadaowomianqian,daizheyizhenlinglidefeng,
angguidedingzhipixiecaizaiditanshangfachuchenmenerweixiandeshengxiang。judadeyinyingshunjianlongzhaoxialai,
daizhenongzhongde、jihuhuaweishizhideyapogan。xiayimiao,
yiguzuyiniesuigutoudejulimengdiezhulewodebojing!“ke!”feilidekongqibeishunjianjichu,
jianruidetengtongconghougumanyankailai,yanqianjinxingluanmao,yipianpiannongzhongdeheianyongshang,shuangjiaojihulidi。
zhixiganrutongchaoshuibanyanmeilewo。“nijiuzheimejian?”limingxuandenuhouzhendewoermowengwengzuoxiang,
meiyigezidouxiangcuiledudebingzhui,henhenzhajinwocuiruodeshenjing,nianmozhecanyudeyishi。
tayandifanyongdenuhuohehaobuyanshide、fangfozaikanshenmeangzanglajidezenge,jihuyaojiangwoshaochenghuijin,
“jiwoxiayao?yongzheizhongxiasanlandeshouduan?!suwan,nizhenshirangwoexintoule!”xiayao?gouyin?
zheilianggeguanjiancixiangliangdaosilieyekongdejinglei,shunjianpikailewohundundeyishi,
jiangneixiebushuyuwode、shuyuyigeedunvpeidehunluanjiyisuipianqiangxingsailejinlai——suwan,
yigefengkuangmilianlimingxuan、weidamudebuzeshouduandepaohuinvpei。chushenshangkedanzaoyimeiluodesujia,
zhangzheyoushiyulimingxuandeyidianqingfen,sichanlanda,chengletashuaibudiaodemafan。jiuzaijifenzhongqian,
tabuzhisihuodizailijialaoyeziqishidashoudeshouyanshang,chenzheshizheshuhu,
jilimingxuandexiangbinlixialeliexing**!yituzaibinkeyunjishizhizao“yiwai”,
shengmizhuchengshufan……jieguo……ziranshidangchangbeilimingxuanshipo,renzangbinghuo,langbeidishuaidaozaidi,
chenglequanchangzhumude“xiaohua”。wanle。judadekongjuxiangbinglengdechaoshui,shunjianyanmeilewo,
bigangcaizhixidetongkugengshen。yuanzhuzheigechunhuo!zheijianzhishijingzhundicaizailijia,
youqishilimingxuanzheiweitianzhijiaozi、lishijituanweilaijichengrendenilinshangtiaowu!anzhaoshulideqingjie,
wozheigeedunvpeidexiachang……shibeibaonudelimingxuanqinshoudaduantui,ranhouxiangrenglajiyiyangdiuchulijiadamen,
sujiaweilezibaolikeyutaduanjueguanxi。zuihou,zaimougebinglengdeyuye,
taqiliangdisizaiyinanchaoshi、sanfazhefuchouqixidexiaoxiangli,wurenshoushi,lianzhiyegoudoubuyuankaojin!
yiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai,sizhibaihaidoudongdejiangying。wobuxiangsi!gengbuxiangneiyangqurudisiqu!
wozhishiyigegangkanwanxiaoshuotucaoqingjietainve、aoyejiabancusideputongshechu,
weishenmehuichuanchengzheigezhudingcansidenvpei?!“shaoye,zenmechuli?
”lianggechuanzheheisexizhuang、jirouqiujierutongtietabandebaobiaorutongguimeibanwushengdichuxianzailimingxuanshenhou,
shengyinlengyingdexiangcuilebingdetiekuai,budaiyisirenleideqinggan。tamenbinglengdemuguangsaoguowo,
fangfozaipingguyijianjijiangbeichediqingchudelaji,zhidaizhurenyishenglingxia。limingxuandexiongtangjulieqifuzhe,
ezhuwobozideshoumeiyousihaofangsongdejixiang,faneryinweibaobiaodewenhuasihuyoushoujinlejifen。
tayanzhongshayimiman,bochunjinminchengyitiaolengkudezhixian,sihuzaihengliangzheshirangwolikexuejiandangchangyijingxiaoyou,
haishiliuwoyitiaogoumingmanmanzhemo,rangsuoyourenkankanzhaorelijiadexiachang。wulunnazhongxuanze,
duiwolaishuodoushitongwangdiyudedanchengpiao。buxing!jueduibunengbeirengchuqu!
qiushengdebennengxiangbinsideyeshoufachuzuihoude、juewangdesihou,zaimingweikongjudeshenyuanlifengkuangdizhengzha。
hunluandeshixianlveguolimingxuanbaonuniuqudelian,lveguozhouweineixielengmo、jifeng、dengzhekanhaoxidekanke,zuihou,
xiangshibeimingmingzhongdemouzhongliliangqianyin,mengdidinggezai——erloudiaohuadeliujinlanganpang。
neilibuzhiheshiduoleyidaoqizhangtingbadeshenying。tabingweirongrulouxiazheipianxuanxiaodexuanwozhongxin,
zhishijingjingdiyikaozhelangan,xiangyizunfukanzhongshengdelengmoshenzhi。
dingdengdeguangxianzaitalunkuofenmingdecelianshangqiegechushensuideyinying,
gaotingdebiliangshangjiazheyifuxianchenburandeyinsibianyanjing,jingpianhoushensuidemuguangrutongwudidehantan,
gezheyaoyuandejulihedingfeiderensheng,jingzhundi、budairenheganqingdiluozaiwoshenshang。neimuguangpingjingwubo,
quedaizheyizhongdongchuanyiqie、zhangkongyiqiedekepaliliang,
fangfowomenzheixielouyidezhengzhazaitayanzhongbuguoshiyichangwuliaodenaoju。lichenzhou!
zheigemingzixiangyidaoguoxiezhebingchadeshandianpijinwodenaohai,dailaiduanzandeqingminghegengshendezhanli。
limingxuandexiaoshu,lijiazhenzhengdezhangquanzhe,
yigemingzizuyirangbangeyazhoujinrongquanzhenzhan、duoduojiaojiunengyinfadizhendechuanqirenwu。shuliduitazhemobuduo,
zhishuotashenjujianchu,shouwantongtian,lengkuwuqing,shilijiashuoyibuerdedinghaishenzhen,
yeshilimingxuanweiyijingwei、shenzhikongjudecunzai。tashiyoulizaizhuxianqingjiezhiwaidehewuqi,
zhizaiguanjianjiedianchuxian,qingyibiannengniuzhuanqiankun。yigefengkuangdaojidian、kanchengzishashixijidezhuyi,
rutongheianzhongweiyibengjiandehuoxing,zhourandianlianglewobinlinjuewangdeshenjing。duyiba!
yonglimingxuanzuijingweiderenzuodangjianpai!bahuoshuiyinxiangneizuowufahandongdebingshan!
zheishiweiyikenengzhizaohunluan、zhengquyixianshengjidejihui!yongjinfeilizuihouyisikongqi,
fangfonishuizhezhuazhuzuihouyigendaocao,womengditaishou,zhixiangneigegaogaozaishang、rutongshenzhibanlengmodeshenying,
zhijiayinweiyongliershenshenxianruzhangxin,dailaijianruidecitong。houlongbeiezhu,
shengyinsiyaderutongpojiufengxiangdeaiming,quedaizheyizhongguzhuyizhi、yushijufendejianrui,
pinjinquanlidihoulechulai:“limingxuan!nicuole!”zheiyishengyongjinquanlidesihan,
xiangtourugunyouzhongdeyidilengshui,shunjianyinbaolequanchang。suoyoudeqieqiesiyu、xingzailehuo、lengmopangguan,
doubeizheishipotianjingdeyijuyingshengshengqiaduan,kongqifangfobeianxialezantingjian。shijianninggule。
shuijingdengdeguangmangsihudouandanleyishun,zhijujiaozaineigenzhandoudeshouzhihetasuozhixiangdefangxiang。wushudaomuguang,
daizhenanyizhixindejingehehuangmiugan,qishuashuadishunzhewozhandoudezhijian,
jujiaoxiangerlouneigerutongzhishenshiwaideshenying。limingxuanezhuwobozideshoumengdiyijiang,
lidaowuyishidisonglejifen。tahuanhuandi、jiqijiangyingdizhuanguotou,shunzhewodezhijianwangqu。
dangkanqingneigeshenyingshi,talianshangbaonudechihongshunjiantundeyiganerjing,
zhishengxiayizhongjinhukongbaidezhenjingheyisibuyichajuede、shenrugusuide……weiju。ezhuwohoulongdeshouzhi,
shenzhiweiweizhandouleyixia。“shen……shenme?”taxiangshiwufalijiezijitingdaodecihui,shengyinganseshaya,
daizhemingxiandedongyao。kongqizhanchouderutongninggudeliqing,chenzhongderangrenchuanbuguoqi。wochenjidakoudichuanzheqi,
xinxiandekongqiyongruhuoshaohuoliao、tengtongbuyidehoulong,dailaiyizhenjuliedekesouhecitong,
queyerangwobinlinbengkuidelizhishaoshaohuilong。xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleidong,dongdongdongdejuxiangfangfojiuzaierbian,
jihuyaopotangerchu。houbeidelenghanyijingshitou,niannibingleng。wosisidingzheerlouneigeshenying,
fangfoneishiwangyangzhongweiyidefumu,yongjinquanshendeliqi,qiangyaxiahoulongdejutongheshentidezhandou,yiziyidun,
qingxiwubidizhongfu,shengyinbuda,queqiyidichuantoulesiji:“wo、ai、de、shi、ni、xiao、shu!
li、chen、zhou!”zuihousangezi,zhidiyousheng,rutongzhongchuiqiaojizaimeigerendexingushang,
zaisijidedatinglijiqijudade、lingrenxinjidehuixiang。“weng——”sijibeichedidapo,
querdaizhideshiyayidaojizhidejudasaodong,rutongbeitourujushidehumian。
suoyoubinkedelianshangdouxiemanlejizhidezhenjinghehuangmiu,yourendaochoulengqi,
shengyinzaijijingzhonggewaicier;yourenshishoudafanleshouzhongdegaojiaobei,yinhongdejiuyeposazaiangguideditanshang,
bolisuiliedeqingcuishengxiangrutongmouzhongbuxiangdeyuzhao;gengyoushenzhewuzhulezui,yanjingdengdeliuyuan。
wushudaomuguangzaiwoheerlouzhijianfengkuangqunxun,chongmanlenanyizhixindetanjiuhekanfengzibandelianmin。“tafengle?
!ganpancheneiweihuoyanwang……”“lichenzhou?tazenmegan……xianzijisidebugoukuaima?”“wanle,
zheinvrenzhenshizixunsilu,shenxianyejiubule……”“weilehuoming,
zhenshihuochuqule……”xisuideyilunrutongchaoshuibanyongqi,daizhekongjuhexingfen,
youxunsubeimouzhongwuxingde、lingrenzhixidejudayaliqiangxingyalexiaqu,bianchengyipiansijidezhenkong。
yinweierlouneigeshenying,dongle。lichenzhouhuanhuandizhiqishen。tadongzuocongrongbupo,
daizheyizhongkerugusuideyouyahezhangkonggan,fangfozhishihuanlegegengshufudezishiguankanyichangnaoju。
xiuzhangdeshouzhisuiyidituiletuibiliangshangdeyinsiyanjing,
jingpianzaidengguangxiafanshechuyidaolengliede、haowuwendudehuguang,wanmeidizhezhuletayandisuoyoudeqingxu。
tadeshixianshenzhimeiyouzaisaodongderenqunzhongtingliuyimiao,muguangpingjingdi、zhijiediluozaiwoshenshang,
fangfozheimanchangdejingtaohailang、suoyoutoushezaiwoshenshangdeeyihejinge,douzhishiwuguanjinyaodebeijingban,
chenaibandecunzai。ranhou,tamaikailejiaobu。zengliangdeheisepixiecaizaiguangjierujingdexuanzhuanloutishang,
fachuqingxi、wending、fuyoujiezougande“da、da”sheng。neishengyinbugao,quexiangchenzhongdegudian,yixia,yixia,
jingzhundiqiaojizaimeiyigerendexinzangshang,qiaoderentoupifama。yuanbenxiweideyilunshengchedixiaoshile,
zhenggeyanhuitingluozhenkewen,zhishengxiazheidandiaoerchongmanyapogandejiaobusheng,
yijiwushudaobeiqiangxingyayide、xiaoxinyiyidehuxisheng。tayibubuzouxialouti,
dengguangzhuisuizhetatingbarusongdeshenying。jiancaiwanmeideshensexizhuangbaoguozhekuankuodejianbanghejingshoudeyaoshen,
yisizhezhouyewu,goulechuqiangdaerneiliandelilianggan。suizhetadekaojin,
yigunanyiyanyudediyaqichangwushengdimimankailai,rutongshizhibanchendiandiandiyazaimeigerendejiantou,
liankongqidoufangfobeidongjiele。yuanbenshemifuhuadedatingshunjianbianchenglebingku。
woshenzhinengganjuedaoshenbianlimingxuandeshentishunjianbengjin,lianhuxidoufangqingle。
limingxuanxiangshibeiwuxingdedingzidingzaileyuandi,liansebianhuanbuding,congzhenjingdaomangran,
zuizhonghuaweiyizhongfuzananbiandejingweihe……kunhuo。tahoujiejiannandigundongleyixia,zuichundongledong,
zuizhongzailichenzhouzoudaojinqianshi,weiweichuixiashixian,
dididi、daizhewufayanshidegongjingheyisibuyichajuedejinzhanghanleyisheng:“……xiaoshu。
”shengyingansedelihai。lichenzhoubingweihuiyingta,shenzhilianyanjiaodeyuguangdouweicengsaoguo。
tademuguangzishizhizhongdoutingliuzaiwoshenshang,neimuguangchuantoubinglengdejingpian,ruili、bingleng,
xiangzuijingmideshoushudao,youxiangxguangshexian,sihuyaojiangwocongpidaoguchedijiepou,
kankanzheifulangbeiquqiaoxiazhuangzhede,jiujingshiyuchunzhijidefengkuang,haishiguzhuyizhidesuanji,
yihuoshibiedeshenmedongxi。binglengdekongjuzaicijuezhulewo,bigangcaibeilimingxuanqiazhubozishigengshenbaibei!
neishiyizhongyuanzilinghunshenchudezhanli,fangfobeidingjilveshizhesuodingdeliewu。
houbeidelenghanshunjianjintoulebobodelifubuliao,zhanniditiezaipifushang,dailaiyizhenzhencigudehanyi。
shuangtuikongzhibuzhudifaruan、zhandou,jihuyaozhichengbuzhushentidezhongliang,xigaiyiruanjiuyaoguixiaqu。
wosisiyaozhuxiachun,changdaoyisixingtiandetiexiuwei,jianruidetengtong**zheshenjing,qiangpozijizhanzhi,
yongjinzuihouyisiliqiyingshangtaneidaonengdongjielinghundemuguang。bunengtui!yibudoubunengtui!
tuiyibujiushifenshensuigudewanzhangshenyuan!yanshenkeyikongju,danzitaijuebunengkua!zhongyu,
tazaiwomianqianyibuzhiyaodedifangzhanding。neiguporendeyalidadaoledingfeng,kongqixiboderangrenzhixi。
tashenshangdaizheyizhongjiqiqinglieyoujiqishulidelengxiang,rutonggaoshanzhidianwannianbuhuadebingxue,
hunhezhedandande、shangdengxueqiedechunhouqixi,shunjianjiangwobaowei,binglengerbadaodiqinzhanlesuoyoudeganguan。
taweiweifushen,kaojin。daizhechunbaisesizhishoutaode、gujiefenmingdeshoushenleguolai,dongzuokansihuanmanyouya,
quedaizheburongkangjude、jinhulengkudelidao。bingliangdezhijian,rutongzuishangdengdehanyu,daizhejinshubandezhigan,
qingqingdi、quewubijingzhundiniezhulewodexiaba,poshiwobudebuweiweiyangqitou,
wanquanbaoluzaitashenshidemuguangzhixia。neichugan,lengdecigu,fangfonengshunjiandongshangpifuxiadexuerou,
dongjieliudongdexueye。julijindewonengqingxidikandaotajingpianhouneishuangshensuidelingrenxinjideyanmou,
cikeqingxidiyingchuwocangbairuzhi、jinghuangshicuo、langbeibukandelian。tadejiemaohenzhang,
zaiyanxiatouxiayixiaopianyinying,gengtianjifenmocedeshenchen。tabochunweiqi,
dichenchunhou、rutongdatiqinbanyueerdongtingdesangyinhuanhuanliutangchulai,meiyigezidouqingxiwubi,
quedaizheyizhongzuyidongjielinghundehanyi,qingxidihuidangzaisijidedatingli,
qiaodazaimeiyigerendexinshang:“dangzhelijiaquanzudemian——”takeyidunleyixia,
neibingliangdezhijianzaiwoxiahexinendepifushangjiqiqingweidi、daizhemouzhongpingguyiweidimosuoleyixia,
dailaiyizhenlingrenzhanlideyangyihegengshenzhongde、jihuyaojianjiaochulaidekongju。“zaishuoyibian,
”taningshizhewoyinkongjuerweiweifangdadetongkong,chunjiaosihugouqiyisijidan、jilengde、jinhuxuwudehudu,
shengyinyadejidi,rutongqingrenjiandeeryu,quezizicuibing,daizhezhimingdeyouhuoheshenpan,“nixiangjiashei?
”“weng——”danaoyipiankongbai。xueyesihushunjianchongshangtouding,youzaixiayimiaodongjiechengbing。
zhenggeshijiedeshengyindouxiaoshile,zhishengxiatazheijurutongmozhoubandewenhua,
hetazhijianneishigudebingliangzaiwopifushangluoxiadechugan。jia?woganggangshuodeshi“ai”!
shiqingjizhixiaweilebaomingdehuyanluanyu!shishuaiguo!shihuoshuidongyin!shizhuanyijiaodian!
tazenmehui……zenmehuizhijietiaodao“jia”?!zheikuaduyetaidale!zheigenbenbuzaiwodejubenli!
judadecuoehegengshendekongjurutonghaixiaobanjiangwoyanmei,jihurangwozhixi。zhouweidekongqifangfobeichedichougan,
meiyicixiqidoudaizhezhenzhabandecitong。xiabashangneibingliangdechuganxiangdushedexinzi,suishizhunbeishoujin,
jiyuzhimingyiji。wonengganjuedaolimingxuantoulaidezhenjingzhongdaizheyisinanyizhixinhehuangmiudeyanshen,
yijizhouweiwushudaohuolianmin、huochaofeng、huodengzhekanworuheshouchangdemuguang,douxiangwuxingdezhen,
cidewotiwuwanfu。wanlewanlewanle……zheixihaoxiangyanguotoule!qihunanxia!zenmeban?
duanzandehuangluanrutongdianliucuanguoquanshen,danqiushengdebennengzaiciyiyadaoxingdeyoushizhanjuleshangfeng。pofuchenzhou!
jirantadichule“jia”zheigegenglipudexuanxiang,nei……neijiujiezhu!bazheichanghuangmiujuelundexichangdaojizhi!
zhishao“jia”tingqilaibi“ai”geng“renzhen”,geng“bukewanhui”,gengnengduzhuyouyouzhongkou,
gengneng……baozhuxiaoming!du!zhinengjixuduxiaqu!duzheiweishenbukecedelijiazhangquanren,
cikezhishijuedeyouqu,huozheyoubiede、wowufachuaicedemude!woshenxileyikouqi,
neibinglengde、daizhetaqixidekongqiyongrufeifu,rutongyinxialeyipengcigudexueshui,
fanerqiyidiranghunluandesixuqingxileyishun。xinzangzaileiguhoumianfengkuangdizhuangji,dongdongdongdeshengyinzheneryulong,
jihuyaozhengtuoshufutiaochulai。woyingzhetabinglengshenshi、fangfonengkanchuanyiqiedemuguang,yongjinquanshendeliqi,
jichuyigejiqijiangying、queyouwubiqingxidehuida。shengyinbuda,shenzhiyinweijinzhangerweiweifazhan,
queqingxidi、rutongxuangaobanhuidangzailuozhenkewendesijili:“nin。
”dierzhang:chenailuodingyuqiulongchuxiankongqininggule。
zheigedanyinjiezixiangyiketourushenbujiandidehantandeshizi,guiyidimeiyoujiqirenhelianyi,
fanerrangneitansishuibiandegengjiayoushen、bingleng、lingrenzhixi。lichenzhoudezhijianyijiuwenwendiniezhewodexiaba,
lidaomeiyousihaobianhua,neibinglengdechuganrutongluoyin。jingpianhoudemuguangshenbukece,rutonggujingwubo,
kanbuchurenheqingxudeqifu——meiyoufennu,meiyoujingya,meiyoubiyi,zhiyouyipianchenjide、shenshidebingyuan。
tazhishineiyangjingjingdikanzhewo,
fangfozaipingguyijianpaimaihuishangturanchuxiande、lailibumingquebiaozhetianjiadewupindezhenweiyujiazhi。
limingxuanmengdidaochouyikoulengqi,xiangshibeishenmeyezhule,
kanxiangwodeyanshenchongmanlejizhidehuangmiuheyisi……nanyiyanyudejingsong,
fangfozaikanyigecongjingshenbingyuanpaochulaide、baozhezhadandefengzi。zhouweidebinkegengshilianhuxidoupingzhule,
wushudaomuguangzaiwohelichenzhouzhijianfengkuangsaoshi,chongmanlenanyizhixindetanjiuhekansirenbandelianmin。
kongqijinbengderutonglamandegongxian,suishikenengduanlie。yimiao。liangmiao。sanmiao。
meiyimiaodouxiangyigeshijibanmanzhang,wodeshenjingbeilachedaojixian,binlinbengkui。hanshuiyanzheejiaohualuo,
dijinyanjingli,dailaiyizhencitonghemohu。shuangtuidouderutongfengzhongluoye,xigaichuchuanlaizhenzhensuanruan,
zaiyezhichengbuzhushentidezhongliang,yankanjiuyaotanruanxiaqu——jiuzaizheishi。lichenzhoudechunjiao,jiqihuanmandi,
xiangshanggouqileyigeweixiaodehudu。neihudujiqian,jidan,
xiangbingfengqianniandehumianbeiyangguangmianqiangronghuakaideyidaoxiwen,zhuanshunjishi,
shenzhidaizheyizhongnanyiyanyude、binglengdexingwei。fangfoyigewuliaodeguanzhong,
zhongyukandaoleyidiannenggouqitaxiexuxingqudezhuanzhe。jinjiezhe,taniezhewoxiabadeshouzhiweiweishoujinleyishun,
neibingliangdechugangengjiashenke,daizheyizhongxuangao**deyiwei。ranhou,tabingweifangkaiwo,fanerfushen,
kaodegengjinlexie。qingliedelengxianghunhezhedandandeyancaoqixijiangwowanquanlongzhao,
xingchengyidaowuxingde、lingrenxinjidepingzhang。taneidichenyueer、querutongguozhehanbingdeshengyin,
tiezhewodeerkuoxiangqi,dichendezhiyouwomenliangrennengtingqing,
meiyigezidouqingxidi、daizheburongzhiyideliliangqiaojizaiwodegumoshang:“henhao。”taweiweitingdun,
neibinglengdeshixianrutongshizhibansuozhuwoyinjingjuerfangdadetongkong,fangfoyaojiangzheilianggezikejinwodelinghunshenchu。
“wodayingni。”“!!!”daying……shenme?dayingwo“jia”jita?!zhei……zheijiudayingle?!
wodanaochedidangji,yipiankongbai,zhishengxiazheisangezizaifanfuhuidang,zhendewotouyunmuxuan。
judadehuangmiuganhejiehouyushengdexutuogantongshixilai,rangwoyanqianzhenzhenfahei。lichenzhoushuowan,
zhongyusongkaileqianzhizhewoxiabadeshou。neibingliangdechuganxiaoshi,
liuxiapifushangqingxide、weiliangdezhihenheyipian**lademayang。tazhiqishen,
huifuleneizhongjugaolinxiadezitai,muguangdandandisaoguoquanchang,
zuihouluozailiansebianhuanbuding、jingyibudingdelimingxuanshenshang。“mingxuan。
”tadeshengyinhuifuleguanchangdepingwenwubo,quedaizheburongkangjudeweiyan。“xiaoshu。
”limingxuanjihushitiaojianfanshebandizhanzhi,gongjingdiyingdao,yanshenfuzadipielewoyiyan。“su**,
”lichenzhoudemuguangzhongxinluohuiwoshenshang,yuqipingdandexiangzaichenshutianqi,“congxianzaiqi,shilijiaderenle。
ni,”takanxianglimingxuan,“yijilijiasuoyouren,mingbaigaizenmezuo。”bushixunwen,shimingling。bushichengren,
shixuangao。qingmiaodanxiedeyijuhua,chedijiangwodashangle“lichenzhousuoyouwu”debiaoqian,
yechedidusilelimingxuanheqitarenrenhekenengdehouxudongzuo。limingxuantongkongmengdiyisuo,lianshangxuesetunjin,
zuichunxidonglejixia,zuizhongzailichenzhouneipingjingquejijuyapogandezhushixia,dixiatou,
jiannandituchuyigezi:“……shi。”neishengyinlichongmanlebugan、kunhuoheshenshendejingwei。
zhouweidebinkemengengshijinruohanchan,kanxiangwodeyanshenshunjianbiandejiqifuza,jingyi、tanjiu、nanyizhixin,
haiyouyisizhongxinpinggudejinshen。panshanglichenzhou?zheijianzhishitianfangyetan!danlichenzhouqinkouchengrenle!
buguanneiqingruhe,zheigejiaosuwandenvren,shenfenyiranfashengletianfandifudebianhua!“songsu**quxiuxi。
”lichenzhouduipangbianyigechuanzheguanjiazhifu、yizhichuishousulidezhongniannanrenfenfudao,yuqiburongzhihui,
“zhaoyishengkankan。”“shi,chenzhouxiansheng。”guanjialikegongshenyingdao,kanxiangwodeyanshendaizhezhiyehuadegongjing,
zaiwuzhiqiandelengmo。wohunhunee,rutongcaizaiyunduan,shuangtuiruandebuxiangzijide。
lianggechuanzhedetizhifudenvyonglikeshangqian,xiaoxinyiyidichanfuzhuwojihuxutuodeshenti。
tamendedongzuohenqingrou,daizheyizhongduidaiyisuipindejinshen。wobeidongdibeitamenjiazhe,
likaizheipianlingrenzhixideshifeizhidi。likaiqian,woxiayishidihuitoukanleyiyan。lichenzhouyijingzhuanguoshen,
beiduizhewo,zhengdishengduiguanjiashuozheshenme。tagaodadeshenyingzaicuicandedengguangxiatouxiazhangzhangdeyingzi,
rutongzhangkongyiqiedediwang。limingxuanzhanzaitashenhoubanbu,chuizhetou,jinwozhequantou,jianbangbengdesijin,
xiangyitoubeiqiangxinganxiadekunshou。erzhouweidebinkemen,muguangfuzadizhuisuizhewobeidailidefangxiang,
qieqiesiyurutongchaoshuibanzhongxinyongqi,quezaiyebuganyousihaodeqingshi。wozhidao,wozanshianquanle。
kaozhezheijingshihaisude“pengci”,wozanshitaolilebeirengchudamen、cansiyuyedemingyun。danwoyezhidao,
wotiaojinleyigegengda、genghuali、yegengweixiandeqiulong。erzhangkongyaochide,
shineigeshenbukece、shizhongshengruqizidenanren——lichenzhou。
disanzhang:jinsiquedelongzhongrichangwobeianzhizailijialaozhaixiyidingcengdeyigetaofangli。yuqishuoshifangjian,
burushuoshiyigexiaoxinggongdian。shiyejijia,fukanzhejingxindali、rutongyouhuabandejudahuayuanheyuanchudeshanluan。
shineizhuangshishijizhidedidiaoshehua,angguideyangmaoditanxizoulesuoyoujiaobusheng,
gudongjiajusanfazhesuiyuechendiandeyouguang,kongqilimimanzhedandande、zhumiandemuzhixunxiang。
yiqiedouwanmeidewuketiaoti,queyebinglengdemeiyourenqi。yishenghenkuailaile,shigeyansudelaotou,
zixijianchalewobozishangdeyuqingheshentizhuangtai,kailexieanshenzhendingdeyao。yongrensonglaiwenshuiheyaopian,
haiyouyiwanaoderuannuoxiangtiandeyanwozhou。tamendongzuoqingrou,huayugongjing,huanwo“su**”,danyanshenshenchu,
yijiudaizheyisinanyiyanshidehaoqiheshuli。wozhidao,zaizheizuoshenzhaidayuanli,wochengleyigeyilei,
yigetiandadexiaohua,yigekaozheliqishouduanpanshanggaozhide“xingyuner”。lichenzhouneiju“daying”zhihou,
zaiweichuxian。fangfowozhishitayishixingqishouxiadeyijianxiaowanyier,suishoudiujixiarenzhaogu,bianbuzaiguowen。
zheifanerrangwosonglekouqi。bujianmianzuihao,wozhenbuzhidaogairuhemianduita。zhiyaotabuzhaowomafan,
rangwozaizheijinsilongligouzhe,wojiuxietianxiedile。raner,lijiadeqitarenxianranbudasuanrangwoansheng。
diertianyizao,wogangzaiyongrendefushixia(zheirangwohunshenbuzizai)yongwanzaocan,fangmenjiubeiqiaoxiangle。
laideshiyiweichuanzhexiangnaiertaozhuang、zhuangrongjingzhi、baoyangdeyide**,meiyanjianyulimingxuanyoujifenxiangsi,
zhengshilimingxuandemuqin,lijiadedafuren——zhouyaru。
tashenhougenzheyigetongyangdabanrushi、yanshendaizhemingxianjuaodenianqingnvzi,shilijiapangzhideyiwei**,
liweiwei。“su**,zuowanxiuxidekehao?”zhouyarulianshangguazhedetideweixiao,
yanshenquexiangtanzhaodengyiyangzaiwoshenshangsaoshi,daizhehaobuyanshideshenshiheyisibuyichajuedeqingmie。
“duoxiedafurenguanxin,haihao。”wochuixiayan,jinliangbiaoxiandewenshunwuhai。zaizheishenzhaidayuanli,
didiaoshiwangdao。“haihao?”liweiweichixiaoyisheng,shengyinjianli,“naochuneimedadechouwen,
jiaoluanleyeyedeshouyan,haidemingxuangediujinlianmian,nijuranhaishuidezhe?lianpikezhengouhoude!”“weiwei!
”zhouyarujiayihechileyisheng,yanshenquedaizhezongrong,zhuanxiangwoshi,xiaoronggengshen,queyegengleng,
“su**biejieyi,weiweinianjixiao,xinzhikoukuai。buguoni,zuowandeshi,queshinaodeyoudianbuxianghua。
chenzhouta……xingzileng,shiwufanmang,yishixingqiyeshiyoude。danzanmenlijia,zuizhongguijuhelianmian。
su**jiranjinlelijiademen,youxiehua,wozheigezuodasaode,haishidetixingni。”laile,xiamawei。
woxinzhonglengxiao,mianshangquebudongshengse:“dafurenqingshuo。”“chenzhoudeshenfendiwei,nixinliqingchu。tashenbian,
bushishenmerendounengdaide。youqixiangzuowanneizhong……butimiandeshiqing,yihoujuebunengzaifasheng。
”zhouyarumantiaosilidishuozhe,yanshenruili,“anfenshouji,renqingzijideweizhi,
huoxuhainengzaizheizhaizilidaidezhangjiuxie。ruoshizaishengchushenmebugaiyoudexinsi,
huozhezhangzhechenzhouyishide……xinxian,jiubuzhitiangaodihou……”tadunledun,yuqidaizhenongnongdejinggao,
“lijia,youdeshibanfarangniqiaowushengxidixiaoshi。”**luodeweixie。wozuanjinlezangzaiyixiuxiadeshou,
zhijiaqiajinzhangxin。mianshangquejichuyigeguaiqiaoshuncongdexiaorong:“dafurenjiaoxundeshi,wojizhule。
zuowanshiwohutu,yihouzaiyebuganle。yihouyidinganfenshouji,buji……chenzhouxianshengtianmafan。
”jiaochu“chenzhouxiansheng”sigezishi,wodeshetoudouchadiandajie。“heng,suannishixiang。”liweiweipiepiezui。
zhouyaruduiwode“shishiwu”sihuhaisuanmanyi,youjiaxingxingdi“guanxin”lejiju,
 
                 我靠碰瓷小叔苟命
                                我靠碰瓷小叔苟命