奇葩嫂子
《奇葩嫂子》 小说介绍
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第1章
qipasaozizongyouyixieqipaguiding，youqizaitahuaiyunhou。
buxuchiroubushuo，chaocailianzhuyoudouburangyong。
meiqimingyue：bushasheng，weihaizijide。
我不听她的，就吃。
jieguotahaizimeilehou，tabawoyesongzoule。
guaiwochirouzuinieshenhou，caihailetahaizi。
重来一次，我服了。
saozishuo：“buxuchirou！”
wodiudiaojitui：“ninshuoshenmeshishenme！woquantingninde，weininmashoushizhan！”
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“wodoushuole，yihoujialibuxuchirou！”
saozideshengyinzaiwoerbianhuixiang。
wozhengkaiyan，kanzhewanlidejituiyijimianqianqihuhudesaozi。
woturanyishidaowozhongshengle。
shangyishi，saozihuaiyunhoujiujinzhijialichigezhongrou。
meiqimingyue，chirouxuyaoshasheng，yaojiduzilidebaobaojide。
womeiyoulihuita，zhaochibuwu。
houlaitayiwailiuchan，queguaiwomeiyoutingtadebuquchirou。
zuinieshenzhong，caidaozhitadehaizishengbuxialai。
tajianchirenweiwoshiyingxiangtahaiziliuchandezuiren。
chenzhewurendeshihou，jiangwoluandaotongsi。
xiangdaozheixie，woxinliduitachongmanlehenyi。
zheiyishi，wojiuguaiguaiditingtadehua。
wodaoyaokankan，pingjietadenuli，haizinengyouduodafude。
“你听不见吗？”
saoziehenhendidengzhewo。
woguaiguaidijiangjituirengjinlajitongnei。
jichuyimoxiaorong，“fangxinba，woyidinghaohaopeihe。”
wojiangzhuozishangderouquanbutiaolechulai，zhunbeirengdiao。
womahewogeyilianaiyuandikanzhewo。
haoxiangzaizeguaiwoweishenmebuzulansaozi。
wowushitaliangzhiredemuguang，zhijiequanbutourutongzhong。
woshuncongdikanzhesaozi，“chiba！zheixiameiyouroule！”
saozimanyididiandiantou，“zheihaichabuduo。”
taqiaozhewan，fahaoshiling，“wozaizhongshenyici，yihoujialibuyunxuchuxianrenheroulei！”
“hedongwuyouguande，huiduidongwuzaochengshanghaide，tongtongbuzhunchuxianzaijiali！”
“jiyayu，zhuniuyang，doushixianhuodeshengming！womenbukeyiqushanghaitamen，yaoweiwoduzilidehaizijide！”
wogemiansetieqing，“shenmedoubuchi，haiziyingyangzenmegendeshang？”
saozijianyourenfanbota，zhijieshuailekuaizi，“zenme，buchirounengsima？”
womazhanzhanweiweidikaikou，“zhenzhen，womenyeshiweileniheniduzilidehaizihaoa......”
xianzainiliangzhidaochulaifankangle，zenmeshangbeiziwofankangdeshihouniliangyishengbuhang。
saozidashenghanzhe，“weiwomenhaonijiuyinggaitingwode，meitianchineimedongwu，yaoshaduoshaosheng，nizhidaoma！huichanshengduoshaoyezhang，nizhidaoma！”
womayilianweinan，“keshi......”
saozisisididengzheta，“keshishenmekeshi，nimenyaoshizheidianshidoubuyuanyi，wojiuqubazheigehaizidale！rangnimenlaoliujiajuehou！”
woyaoyaotou，saozizuishanzhangdejiushizheitao，pianpiantamenlianghaichizheitao，neijiuguaibudebierenge。
wogekanxiangwoma，“xingle，doutingzhenzhendeba，yunfuzuida。”
我妈无奈地点点头。
wojiaqiyikuaiqincaifangzaizuilijiaoyajiao，turankanjianzhuoshangdefanqiechaodan。
“saozi，jidanyeshijidantamaxiade，chijidanjiushizaishahaizi，taicanrenledian。”
saozichongzhewodiantou，“nishuodedui，yihoujialijidanyebunengchile。”
wociyayile，ditouchizhefan，buguzhuoshanglingwailiangrenxiangyaodaolewodeyanshen。
fanzhengwobujingchangguolai，nimenjiuhaohaozaijiaxiangshoubushashengdequansuyanba。
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lianchilejitian，wogehewomajiurenbuzhule。
dongbudongjiudadianhuajiwosuku。
womashenzhihaishuoyaobanlaiwozheilizhu。
wozhoumoqudaotamenneideshihou，tamenmanliancaise。
womatoutoujiangwoladaochufangsuku，“jiajiaa，nizuijinleibuleia？makannizuijinhaoxiangshoule，yaoburanmaguoquzhaoguniba......”
wotingwanzhijielelechulai，pailepaitadeshou，“ma，woxianzaimeitianchihaohehaode，yijinmeishou，wonengzhaoguhaozijide，nijiuzaijiahaohaozhaoguwosaozijiuxing。”
womadelianseyouqingleyifen，yibashuaikaiwodeshou，youyuandikanzhewo，“nizhenshibuxiaonv！”
我捧腹大笑。
meiguoduojiu，wogeyelaigenwoshuoqiaoqiaohua。
“meimeia，niyihuinengbunengquanquannisaozia？”
wozhuangshachongleng，“saozizenmele？”
wogetanlekouqi，“nishibuzhidaoa，nisaozixianzaibujinyaoqiujialifanzhuoshangmeiyourou，haiyaoqiuwomenzaiwaimianyebunengchirou！”
tayadishengyin，“nisaozixianzaifengle，tameitianhaiyaojianchawodepaixiewu，ruguobushilvse，tajiushuowochuqutoutouchiroule。”
wochadianmeixiaoguoqu，tayeshizhenyoucai。
woanweidao，“zijixuande，zijishouzheba。”
kanzhefanzhuoshanglvlvdecai，woganjueshifenqingshuang。
pingchangchiniledayudarou，zhoumodeshihoulaichigequansuyan，shizaishizaishufubuguole。
saozijialegeyoucai，gangjiaoliangkou，jiuzhijietulechulai。
nuqichongchongdikanzhewoma，“ma，niyongdeshenmeyou？”
zheiyouyeyoujiangjiu？woneixinchongmanleyihuo。
womaxinxudikanleyanzhuodi，“douyoua。”
saozizhijiechongjinlechufang，congjiaoluolizhaodaoyigewanzhuangzhedebaihuahuadezhuyou。
wanlidezhuyoumingxianyoubeishiyongguodehenji。
saozijiangwanshuaizaizhuozishang，“nizenmekeyiyongzhuyouni？”
womajieshidao：“neibushichaocaihaochima？”
saoziqidefafeng，dahandao：“zhuyouyeshicongzhushenshanglaidea！wogennimenshuoleduoshaocile，buyaoyonghedongwuyouguandeyiqiedongxi！”
tazhizhewoma，“nizheijiushizaizaonie！”
womadingzhebaihuahuadezhuyou，yifuyiyibushediyangzi。
liangjiu，tahaishibazhuyoudaorulelajitongzhong。
wobudongshengsedikanzhezheichangnaoju，meixiangdaozheiyishisaozijingrucidiankuang。
saozibuzhidaoweishenme，turanyoushuoquanjiayaoqinjianjieyue。
congmingriqijiukaishishixing。
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gangshixingmeijitian，womayoujiwodadianhuasuku。
“jiajia，nirangmaqunineizhujitianbei。”
wokenzhejitui，“ma，zenmele？”
“ai，nisaozitabuzhidaocongnanahuilaiyiduijiuyifujiwochuan，meijiandouchoudebuxing......”
woyijingkaishilianxiangneigehuamianle。
“wobuchuantajiushuowoshiguyilangfei，keneixieyifudoubuzhidaoshinageniandaide，xianzainahaiyourenchuana？zheibushidiunimadelianma？”
wobiezhebuxiao，anweizheta，“ma，saozishiyunfu，niduotiliangyixiata。”
shangyishisaozibiwozuobuxihuandeshideshihou，womayeshizheimeanweiwode，xianzaiquanhaijini。
tayoumaleyijubuxiaonvjiuqifendiguaduanledianhua。
meiguoduojiu，saozijiwofaweixin。
jiwobuzhirenwu：benzhoushoujishijianjiuwupinhuijia。
我立马回复收到。
xiangwodehuaiguoyundepengyousuoyaoleyixiebuyaodeyunfuzhuang。
zhoumowogangdaolouxia，saozijiujiwofaweixin，shuotaduzilidebaobaoyaochichelizi。
zijishuozheyaojiejian，sixiaquerangwojinimaichelizi，suanpanzhuzidoubengwolianshanglaile。
woqulouxiamailejigebianyijuzi，linzhewoshoujidejiuyifushanglelou。
yikaimen，wogezhengbeisaozibainongzhehuanyifu。
neiyifuxianrankeyizhuangxialianggewogele。
kuanshiyeshilaodehen，haoxiangshanggeshijidedayecaihuichuandeneizhong。
wogezhouzhemei，“laopo，zheijianshibushitaidale，erqiehaoxiangyebuhaokana。”
saozihuilegebaiyanjita，“nidongshenme，xianzaijiuliuxingoversize，erqienikanzheigekuanshi，duofugu，xianzaijiuliuxingzheige。”
wochadianxiaolechulai，“meishi，ge，daleniyihouzhangpanglehainengchuan，saozizheiduotiexina。”
“nijiudangjinihaizijidexingshanle，hainengjitazandianqian。”
嫂子满意地点头。
youjiwogehuanshanglingwaiyijian，zheijianmingxianxiaole，wogedousaibujinqu。
saozidunangzhewogepang，yaorangwogejianfei。
woxiaozheshuo，“conglaidoushiyifushiyingren，diyicijiandaorenyaoshiyingyifude。”
saozitingbudezheixie，zhuantoukanxiangwo，shenchushou，“woyaonimaidechelizini？”
woxiaozhejiangshoulidejuzidileguoqu，“chelizitaiguile，yezhangtaiduo，erqiebushiyaojieyuema，yaojihaizizanqian，bunengchineimeshechidedongxi！”
saoziqidezhiduojiao，liandouqilvle。
wojiezheshuo，“wozheikedoushiyangezunshounideguizhangzhidude。”
woyoujiangshoulidejiuyunfuzhuangdijita，“wodeshijianjiuwu，teyijisaozinizhunbeide，nikuaikankanxibuxihuan。”
tanachuyijiankanleyiyan，zhijiejiangshengxiadequanbushuaizaidishang，“liujiajia，nishenmeyisi！nirangwochuanbierenchuanguodepolanhuo！”
wodaweizhenjing，yilianwugudishuozhe，“saozinibushishuoyaoqinjianjieyuedema？haifadongwomenshoujijiuwu，wogehewomadouchuanshangle，nikanwoshenshangzheijian，yeshibierenbuyaodejiuyifu。”
“nizongbunengzijibuxiangchuan，jiuyaowomenchuanba！”
womashunjianzhanlechulai，“nibuchuanwoyebuchuanle，nidoubuzhidaowochuanzheigeduodiurenle，woqutiaoguangchangwudoumeiyourenyuanyizuowodewuban。”
wogeyediantou，“woyebuxihuanzheixieyifu，xianbushuokuanshizenmeyang，jiushidaxiaodoubuheshi，rangwozenmechuanchuqujianrena？”
wokanzhetamen，jiazhuangmaiyuan，“aiya，nimenganma！saoziyeshiyipianhaoxin，erqiesaozihaishiyunfu，nimenzenmenengzheiyangni？”
womalenghengyisheng，jianqilaidishangdejiuyifu，“zheibushidoutinghaodema？nikanzheiniuyouguolv，haishiquniancaigangliuxingdeni，biwoshenshangdebuzhidaohaoduoshaobei。”
tazhuaizhesaozijiuwangfangjianzou，“zouzou，jinqushishi！”
saoziduoguoyifu，henhenshuaizaidishang，“wojueduibuhuichuanbierendepolan！”
womensanqishengkaikou，“neiwomenyebuchuan！”
saoziqidemeizhe，“nimenaichuanbuchuan！”
wozuozaishafashangchizhegangmaidejuzi。
zheixiekedoushihuawodeqianmaide，kebunengbianyileta。
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henkuai，jiudaolesaoziyaochanjiandeshihou。
tajiwodadianhua，“jiajia，nikaichelaisongwoquyiyuanzuochanjian。”
woneixinpiaoguoyiwangewenhao。
zhijiehuijue，“saozi，kaichebuhuanbao，xiaohaonengyuan，huichanshengyezhangde。”
“zheixieyezhangwozijiyigerenchengshoujiuxing，keqianwanbierangnihehaizizhanshang！”
saoziqideshuobuchulaihua。
wojiezheshuo，“duilesaozi，nibushiyaoshengqianma？shengqiandehuahaiquzuochanjianganma？duoguia。”
“womatamenyiqianyemeizuoguochanjiande，zheibuhaishishengxialaiwohewogelema，jianjiankangkangde。yaowokan，xianzaidenianqingrenjiushitaixiangshoule......”
嫂子忍不住飙脏话。
我妈却觉得有道理。
lazhesaozi，yancikenqie，“womenyiqianyemeizuoguozheixiede，buyehaohaoshengdema？jiranniyaoshengqian，chanjianyebiequle......”
我直接笑了出来。
tingshuozuihoutalianghaishiqule，womapeizhetazuogongjiaoqude。
嫂子咒骂了一路。
yishengshuotaierfayubuhao，yaoduochixiedanbaizhirouleibubu。
saozizhijiekaipen，“nidongshenme！yongyi！chiroushihuichanshengyezhangde！”
yishengyifukanshazidemoyangkanzhesaozi，“shaogaoxiefengjianmixin，xiangyaohaizijianjiankangkangde，jiuhuiquhaohaochirou，yingyangjunhengcaixing，huiquduobuchongdianroudannai！”
moleyoukanxiangwoma，“jiashuduozhuyidian，buyaoyouzheyunfurenxinghulai！”
buganxiangxiangdangshisaozideliansedeyouduomenankan。
deyiyuyishengdehua，jializongsuankaishanghunle。
zhishimeicichiroudeshihou，saozidoubaozhetoufafeng，dahanzhetabuchi。
beiwogeyingsaijinzuili，chilejiciyejiulaoshile。
buchiroudeluzizoubutongle，womenquanjiayoujujuechuanjiuyifu，saoziyoukaishixiangbiedebanfazheteng。