《黄仙报复:我认鬼当了干爹》 小说介绍
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“tazuihoubupaole,wenwotaxiangrenhaishixiangshen......”
zhangtiezhujiangqianmiandeguochengjiandansushuoleyibian。
tingdelaowangtoushiliansebianleyoubian。
tajuede......zhangtiezhudepaimingkeyishengshengjile。
wudaogouqiansanjiadelvmadanzibugou。
tashimingfuqishidediyia!
lushangjiandaohuishuohuadehuangxian,zheijiahuoganzhuizherenda!
“ta,tawennixiangrenxiangshen,neishijienizuitaofengni......”laowangtouwunaidao:“zheishihaoshicaidui,ruguotaofengchengle,taxinqinghaole,rihouhaihuibaodaniyeshuobuding!”
“erqie......ruguotawenni,taxiangrenhaishixiangdongwudehua,zhengmingdaoxinghaibugou。”
“daoxingshenyixiedehuizhijiewenni,xiangrenhaishixiangxian。”
“erwenni,xiangrenhaishixiangshen......zhengmingtadaoxinghengaole。”
tingjianlaowangtoudejiangshu,zhangtiezhuliansegengheile。
那黄皮子道行高?
倒霉的不就是他吗?
“laowangtou,niyoushabanfaduifutabu?!”zhangtiezhujimangwendao。
“nixiangaosuwo,nizenmehuidatade......yibanzheizhongshi,jiusuannibuhuida,tayebuhuineimejihennicaidui,taxianzaidouxiangnongsini。”laowangtoushuodao,haichoulechouzhangtiezhudeshenhou。
“wo......wojiugaosuta,yaohaohaoxuexi,reaikexue......”zhangtiezhushanshandao,ganjuehoubeiyoudianleng,sihuyourenzaibeihouduitachuizhelengqi。
ruguotazaozhidaoshiqinghuinaozheiyang。
tazenmehuidezuizheihuangxian!
“ni......rencaia!”
laowangtouyebuzhidaozenmeshuozhangtiezhule。
shizaishibeitajinongwuyule。
yibanrensheinengxiangchuzheizhonghuidalai?
“laowangtou,nibieluosuole......gaosuwozabana!”zhangtiezhujimangdao,taganjueshenhouyinfengzhenzhende,xiangshibeishenmeyeshoudingzhuleyiyang。
dantahenqingchu,zheiwuzilijiutahelaowangtouliangren。
laowangtouwunaideyaoyaotou:“woshishikan......xiankankanqingkuangba,jiaowojialaoxianshanglai,nixiaozijide,zuishangliude,bieluanshuohua!”
老王头郑重强调。
bierendehuatabudanxin,zhuyaozheizhangtiezhutaishengxingle。
“xing,xing,nijiufangxinba,wonihaibulejiema。”zhangtiezhulianmangyingxia。
laowangtoutanlekouqi,bishangyanjing,shentikaishiyaoyaohuanghuang......
tayaohuangdefuduyuelaiyueda,bingqieyanjinghaikaishiliulei,lianliandashanglehaqi。
这个过程叫请仙。
dongbeigongfengxianjiashangshenkanshishidouhuizheiyang。
zhibuguotizhenghefanying,yinreneryi,yefenlaidexianjiashishei。
zhiqianzhangtiezhutinggemenliuheizishuoguo,tajianguozhuxianshangshende......diyijianshijiuganleliangwanganshui!
dezhizheijianshihou,zhangtiezhukelehuaile。
tahaidaquliuheizi,suanguadehua,yidingdequzhaoneiweidashi,renjiayidingshizhende!
zhengchangrenweilepiancai,sheihuiganliangwanganshui?
zhangtiezhuxinlizhanzhande......
ruguoshizhiqiantagenbenbuhuihaipazheizhongshi,danxianzaitayoudianmeidi。
"砰""砰"
laowangtouhuranliangzhishoupaizailezhuozishang,ranhoutaitouchouxiangzhangtiezhu。
tadeyanjingshibizhede,meiyouzhengkai......
“halaqi......laidianhalaqi......”
laowangtoudedongjingbianle,shiyigeyinroulaotaitaideshengyin,sangdiaohengaodeneizhong。
哈拉气?
那是啥?
“laoxian,ni......halaqishishaa?”zhangtiezhujimangwendao。
tazhidaolaowangtouxianzaishibeifutile,duifangshuodeshixingliheihua。
但哈拉气是啥?
他一点也不懂啊。
“ni......ni......jiu......baijiu......”
futizhelaowangtoudelaoxianqidebuxing,yongshouzhixianglezhuoshangdeyipinglaobaigan。
zailaobaiganqianhaiyouyigexiaojiubei。
“e......e!”
zhangtiezhujimangyingxia,ranhoudakailaobaigandepingganjiudijilelaowangtou。
“老仙,您请喝!”
zhangtiezhuxianzaikeshikeqidebuxing。
futilaowangtoudelaoxianjieguolaobaigan。
500haoshengdelaobaigan。
gangyidakaikou,zhangtiezhudouwendaojiuweile。
结果......
"gudong""gudong"......
futilaowangtoudelaoxianzhijieganle。
一口喝没了!
张铁柱看傻眼了。
这也行?
海量啊!
“a......haohalaqi,haohalaqi!”
beifutilaowangtoufangxiajiupingzi,lianliankuazan,shuozheishihaojiu。
“neige......laoxian,ninengbangwosuanleba.....”
张铁柱小声问道。
“gangzi......woyaogangzi......”
杠子?
“gangziyoushisha?”zhangtiezhuwunaidao。
zheilaoxiandeyaoqiuyetaiduoledianba。
“caojuan,caojuan......”
草卷?
烟?
zhangtiezhuxinlimaochuzheimegeniantou。
laowangtouzhuozishangyeyouyiheyan。
tajimangdakai,conglimiannachuyigen,dijilaowangtou。
beifutidelaowangtou,jieguoleyan,ranhouzhangtiezhuxiaoxinyiyidenahuobangmangdianzhe。
zhengchangqingkuangxia......
sihoulaoxiandezheigegongzuoshiyouershenlaide,yejiaobangbing。
danzhangtiezhulaidetaizao,erqieyoutaijile,laowangtoulaibujijiaoershen......
zhengchangdicaojuan,doushixuyaodianzhele,cainengdishangqude。
danfutizhelaowangtoudelaoxianyemeitiaoli。
tayekanchulaile......zhangtiezhushayebudong。
"叭""叭"
futizhelaowangtoudelaoxianmeiliangxiajiujiangyigenxiangyanjichouganle。
zhangtiezhukandezhenzhende......
两口?
一根烟就没了!
牛逼!
“laoxian......wo,wozheishi?”
张铁柱小声问道。
taidugongjingdexiangshigesansunziside。
“nideshi,wodouqingchule......nizheige**wanyi,dezuilehuangjiaxian,renjiaxianzaichanzheni,bukenfangguoni,yaobaofuni。”
beifutidelaowangtou,zuilifachujianruicierlaotaitaideshengyin。
“zhei,wozhidao......neizaban,tacaikenfangguowo?”
zhangtiezhuxinshuo,laoxianninshuozheibufeihuama?
ganggangshiqingdejingguotadouhelaowangtoushuole。
“ng......wowenwentaxiangyaoshenme,babaoluohan,niqiedengdeng......”
八宝罗汉?
是说我?
估计也是黑话。
zhangtiezhulianliandiantou:“laoxian,jiukannindele!”
tajiangsuoyoudexiwangdoutuofujilefutilaowangtoudelaoxianshenshangle。
半晌后......
“xiaowawa,nitiaogehaofenba......tayaonongsini。”
zhangtiezhu:“......”
黄仙报复:我认鬼当了干爹