《教反派爸爸做人》 小说介绍
zhujiaojiaogongziwenzhengdeshumingjiao《huoxiaoxiaohuosuicheng》,tadezuozheshijiaofanpaibabazuorenchuangzuodeyanqingfenggedexiaoshuo,wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie,wenbijijia,shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu:sigexizhuanggelvdedananrenbazhiyanjingkanzhezuozaishafashangdexiaohai,yishijianyusai。“……huoer,zanmenjigedananren,nidaigehaizi,butaihaoba?”...
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不激动是假的。
huoxiaoxiaozaiyingerchuanglitanglezhengzhengyigeyue,juedezijisizhidoukuaitangtuihuadeshihouzhongyuxuehuilepa。
zicongxuehuilepa,taneishuangshoushuangjiaojiumeizenmexiuxiguo,nengzaidishangpajiujuebutangzaiyingerchuanglidangxianyu。
houlaibageyuexuehuilezoulu,meitianmaizheliangzhihuankuaideliangtiaoxiaoduantuizaigongguanlisayazizougebuting。
xianzaihuishuohuale,huoxiaoxiaojidongdereleiyingkuang,paoxianghuosuichengdeliangtiaoxiaotuidouzaidazhan,weilequedingzijiqueshihuishuohuale,zuilibabababadehangebuting,yidianyebudanxinzijihuidangzhongshuaigegouchishi。
xiaosuibuwuliumidejuli,tajiakuaibufa,yigechongci,jinjinzhuazheliangshoudeliwuyitouzhajinhuosuichengdehuaili,xiaozuiliedaoleerhougen,heiputaosidedayanjingmichengleyitiaofeng,naishengnaiqihanhanhuhudihanbaba。
huoxushitianxingshiran,huosuichengzaihuoxiaoxiaozhuanshenkanxiangtashi,shentibidanaosikaogengkuai,shoubeibuzijuejiangying,tiqianzuolezhunbei,qingeryijujiujianghuoxiaoxiaolouzaihuaili。
zhidaotafanyingguolai,beiwanlixiaoxiaoruanruandeyituanyangtouchongtaxiaowanleyan。
bijianyigunongnongdenaixiangweilingtajiyiyouxin。
huosuichengzaihuilaidelushangxiangguo,jigeyueduomeijianguodehaizi,tazaojiubujidezhangshenmeyangle,jianmianshizhibajiuburenshi。
tadaihuoxiaoxiaochuyiyuanshi,tacaigangchushengcaisangeduoyue,huoxiaoxiaogujiyebujideta。
dandangtacongmenwaijinlai,jiandaohuoxiaoxiaodediyimianshi,bingmeiyoushenmemoshenggan,neixinfaneryouzhong‘zheihaizijingranzhangzheimedale’degantan。
erzhangdaleyisuidehaiziquefangfohaijideta,reluodichongguolaibaozhuta。
mingmingqianyimiaojiaojinnaozhidixiangzhezenmejiangzhuoshangzheixieliwu‘juweijiyou’,xiayimiaoquewangtahuailipu。
haoxiangzaitayanli,neixiezhongyaodedoubuzhongyaole,kanjianlegengzhongyaodedongxi。
huosuichengbaozhetazoudaohuolaoxianshengmianqian,yirujiwangdemianwubiaoqing,huailichongtahanbabadexiaopengyouyebunengyinqitaqingxushangdebodong。
tazheigeshihoucaihuilai,huolaoxianshengbudagaoxing,“zenmexianzaicaihuilai?”
danyedaodimeizhizetaiguo,muguangluodaohuoxiaoxiaoshenshangshi,muguangciaiwenrou,“xiaomeiliangxinde,yeyezhaogulenihaojigeyue,zenmekaikoujiushibababushiyeyeni?lai,jiaoshengyeye。”
huoxiaoxiaozhangkaizui,xiangranglaorenjiayegaoxinggaoxing,jieguozhangzuingngaaleliangsheng,bantianmeibiechuyigezi。
tajingkongdefaxian,tasuiranhuishuohuale,danyezhihuishuobabalianggezi。
“粑粑!”
huoxiaoxiaoxinqingfuza,haizhenshi。
laorenjiaxintengsunnv,nalihuizhendejijiaohandeshibabahaishiyeye,kanzhetamanshoudedongxi,hejiaozhitoushangguazhedeqicheyaochi,xiaole,“nigexiaojilingguishibushijuedezijishaozhangleliangzhishou?nikankanzheizhuoshangdedongxihaishengzheimeduo。”
laorenjiazongxihuandousunnv,dangjijianghuoxiaoxiaoshoushangdedongxinaleguolai,buguantatingbutingdedong,duitashuo:“yaozheixiedongxijiudaoyeyezheilai。”
霍小小叹了口气。
huolaoxianshengshenmedouhao,jiushizhengtianbatadanghaizihongzheiyidian,rangtahenwunai。
这还用得着选吗?
jinqianchengkegui,qinqingjiagenggao!
tahehuosuichengzhijiandefunvqinqingnandaoshizheixiepaochebieshuyinxingkanengbinide?
tahebabazheimejiumeijian,zenmekenengyinweizheidiandongxijiupaoqibaba?
doushixieshenwaizhiwubale,dangranshibabagengzhongyao。
tayishoujinzhuazhehuosuichengdexizhuanglingkou,yishouchezhezijixiaoqunqun,chongzhehuolaoxianshengaazhijiao。
kuai!doufangjintadedoudouli!
aibabayebudanwutaaipaochebieshuyinxingka!
paochebieshugudongxianglianqiandoushitazijizhuade!yigedoubunengfangguo!
见状,哄堂大笑。
“haohaohao,doujini。”
huolaoxianshengrangrennalegehuoxiaoxiaopingshiyonglaizhuangnaipingdexiaobeibaoguolai,jiangdongxiquansaijinxiaobeibaoli,youjitabeishang,“manyileba?xiaotanxingui。”
daodilianpibo,huoxiaoxiaobeixiaodeyouxielianhong,zhuantoupazaihuosuichengjianshangbushuohua。
ai,xiaojiuxiaoba,fanzhengtacaiyisui,shenmedoubudong,zheijiaotianzhenwuxie。
“baba!”shuohuadeganjueyetaishuangle!
zhengtianyiduzihuaxiangshuo,queyinweizishenyingjiantiaojiandabudaoerbiedemanliantonghong,qidaoxiangkudehuoxiaoxiaoxianrujinhenbudezuishangbabagemeiwan。
“baba!babababababa!”
naishengnaiqideshengyinbutingdezaihuosuichengerbianxiangqi,ruanruandeshengyinguoxiezhewenredehuxisazaitabojian,yandiyimowenrouxiaoyiqueronghualemeiyanjiandelinruobingshuang,rouhebushao。
tafuzhehuoxiaoxiaodehoujing,didiyingleyisheng:“ng。”
huoxiaoxiaodezhousuiyanzaizhongmukuikuidezhuazhouzhihouchabuduojiucijieshu。
huosuichengweizijidewandaofuchudedaijiashizhenggeyanhuibaozhehuoxiaoxiaobusashou,zhidaoyanhuijieshu,zheicaijiangrenfangxia。
laoleileyitiandehuoxiaoxiaowozaishafayijiao,leideyanjingdouzhengbukailehaiqiangpozijiqingxingzhehenai,dantazheifushentitaikunle,heliangkoumeilejingshen,yanpiyigejingdewangxiadiao,naizuicongzuilidiaoxiadeshunjianyigejilingxingle,xiayishibajizui,mangrankanxiangsizhou,erhoujinjinbaozhenaipingwangzuilisai。
zhouerfushiqibaci,yipingnaizhongyujihewanle。
吃饱喝足就该睡了。
jiuzaitangxiazhunbeihaohaoshuiyijueshi,yigetiannideshengyinzaierbianxiangqi,“xiaoxiao,kuaiqilai,bieshuile,jiejieheniyikuaiwanjimuhaobuhao?”
huoxiaoxiaozhoumeidunangleliangjumeilita,danneishengyinwenzisidezaitaerbiandiediebuxiu,chaodetadoushuibuzhele。
shengqidizhengkaiyan,denglexiaoxujiejieyiyan,yiyanshengaosuta‘zoukaidian,biefanwo’。
danxianranxiaoxujiejiebingbuxiangrangtashui,ershijixuzhetengta,“xiaoxiao,kuaiqilai,nibushizuixihuanbabadema?womenquzhaobabahaobuhao?”
霍小小嗤之以鼻。
wobanidangjiejie,niquexiangdangwohouma?
做梦去吧。
dengtahuishuohuale,diyigejiucilexiangdangtahoumadejiejie!
jianrenmeidongjing,xiaoxujiejiejianghuoxiaoxiaobaoleqilai。
huoxiaoxiaopingshizuitaoyanzheigexiaoxujiejiehetayourenheshentishangdejiechu,baoshangdeshunjianjiuxingle,buguanzheta,zhijiezaitahuailijiuputengzhengzhaleqilai。
“xiaoxiao……xiaoxiaobienao!”
“wodainiquzhaobabawan,daihuizaishuihaobuhao?”
“zenmehuishi?”dichendeshengyinxiangqi,huoxiaoxiaoyitingzhengzhadegenghuanle。
xiaoxushanshanjianghuoxiaoxiaofangshafashang。
“huoxiansheng,wokanxiaoxiaokunle,shuizhepazheliang,xiangdaixiaoxiaoshangloushui。”
huoxiaoxiaoshuiyiquanbeitajijiaoheguangle,nuqichongchongpaxiashafa,maizheliangtiaoxiaoduantuipaodaohuosuichengshenbian,jinjiuzhetadekutuibufang。
huosuichengditouchouletayiyan,“kunle?”
huoxiaoxiaodalegehaqian,baozhehuosuichengdetuiyaoyaohuanghuangbishangleyan。
zhiyaomeirenchaota,taxianzaikundezhanzhedounengshuizhe。
huolaoxianshengzaitashenhoudishengdao:“baotahuifangxiuxiba。”
huosuichenggongshenjianghuoxiaoxiaobaoleqilai,zailianjiajiechujianbangdeshunjian,huoxiaoxiaojiushiqulezhijue,banzhangzhezuibazaitajianbangshanghuhudashui。
huosuichengshenshaojiechuxiaohaizi,zheimenengshuihaishidiyicijian,qingshouqingjiaojiangtabaohuiyingerfangfangzaiyingerchuangshang,xiaohairongyixing,gangfangshangchuangdeshunjianhuoxiaoxiaoshunjianzhengyan,danxiayimiaojianshihuosuichengzaigenqian,youanxinbishangyan。
fangjianlidengguanghunan,zhiliulechuangtouliangzhanhunhuangdexiaoyedeng,chuangtoubaifangdeliangzhihantaikejudexiongwawahaishihuosuichengchuguoqiankandaodeneiliangzhi。
takanzhehuoxiaoxiaolianjialiangtuopanghuhudeyingerfei,yebuguanhuibuhuichaoxingta,guishishenchabandeshenshouqialeshangqu。
yeshiqiguai,zheizhanghaiburutabazhangdadexiaolianbidoufuhainen,qiashangqudeshunjianjingyouyizhongnanyiyanyudewennuancongzhangxinzhicuandaotiaodongdexiongqiang,xiangshixiongxiongdeliehuoyudaoleruanmianmiandemianhuatang,qimiaodechupenghoushunjianronghua。
beiqialeliangxiahuoxiaoxiaobujinmeixing,shenzhizhouzhemeidunangleliangju,xiaolianwangneizhiqiazhuzijilianjiazuoedeshoubeicengleceng。
huosuichengshouyizheng,erhouyouqiazhuanmo,qingqingmolemohongpupudexiaolian,zijidoumeizhuyidiqingxiaoleliangsheng,jiangbeizijitagaihao,yehaobeijiaohouqiaoqiaotuichufangjian。
youyongrenqianlaigaosutayisheng,huolaoxianshengzaishufangdengta。
huosuichengzhuanshenchaoshufangzouqu。
dangchushuohaochuguoyidaosangeyue,jieguoquezaiguowaidailezheimejiu,huolaoxianshengsancuisicui,zheicaicaizhezuihoudedixianzhousuiyanshanghuilai。
bushuoshengqi,danhaoliansezongbuhuijita。
“您找我?”
huolaoxianshengzuozaishafashanglenghengyisheng,“zenme?wozhaobudeni?”
huosuichengshishiwumeiyoushuohua,zaitaduimianzuoxia。
“meiguoneibiandalihaole?”
“打理好了。”
tingzheihua,huolaoxianshengxiaoleyisheng,“nidaoshimandedishuibulou,lianwodoumanzhe,zenme?chuangjianfengongsideshixuyaomanzhewo?wohaihuilanzhenibucheng?”
huosuichengchuimeidishengdao:“womeiyouneigeyisi,zhishijuedeninjiranyijingtuixiule,gongsideshijiubulaonincaoxin,ninzaijiahaohaoxiuxi,diaolishenti。”
“woyelandecaoxin,gongsideshinizijikanzheban,buguowokegaosuni,nizheibajinglidoufangzaiguowai,yededuokankanguonei,biehouyuanqihuoledoubuzhidaozenmehuishi。”
huolaoxianshenglaomoushensuanduonian,jishituixiuzaijiadaisunnv,gongsilideneidianshiyelveyousuowen,dangxiadianchulaiyeshiweileqiaodahuosuicheng,gengshiweilejitatigexing。
huosuichengmeiyanyichen,“ninfangxin,wozhidaogaizenmeban。”
“haiyou,jiranhuilaile,jiuduogugujiali,xiaoxiaohaixiao,zongguishiyaofumujiaoyu,nibuzaidezheixierizi,wojiuhetashuolejicinideshi,tajiutiantianzhanzaimenkoudengnihuilai,nizheidangbadeyihouduozhaoguzhaoguhaizi!”shuowandenglehuosuichengyiyan:“meigedangbadeyang!”
“womingbai。”shuowan,xiangqigangcaideshi,tazhoumeiwenleyiju:“zhaoguxiaoxiaoderenzenmehuishi?”
huolaoxianshengfanwenleyiju:“tamenbushiniqingdema?zenme?youshenmewentima?”
huosuichengliansebianhuanmoce,meixinzhoudegengjin,sisuobanshanghouyaoleyaotou,zanshijianghuayanlehuiqu,“meishenme。”
banye,huoxiaoxiaohuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing。
zaibanyeshuixingzheiyijingchengletadexiguan,edeshihoutahuikuliangsheng,yinlaiyuesaojitachongpaonaifenhe,buedeshihouxiachuanglianxisizhipanpahezoulu。
zheimenuliyeshiyouyuanyinde。
zuizhuyaodeshi‘yingjianshebei’genbushang,kongyouyigenaoziyebushibanfa。
taqiaoqiaopaxiachuang,nieshouniejiaobanzhexiaodengzifangzaimenkou,caishangqudianzhejiaojiantaishouqugoumenshangdemenbashou,yongliwangxiayila,menkaile。
kaimenqiaowushengxi,tacongfangjianlitanchugetoulaiwangwaiqiao,zoulangjingqiaoqiaodemeiyoushengyin。
youbianjintoushihuolaoxianshengdefangjian,erzuobiandejintoushihuosuichengdefangjian。
tamizheyanjingxiaolexiao,qiaoqiaodi,meifachuyidianshengyinliudaolehuosuichengdefangjianmianqian。
zhengjiufanpaidiyibu,dexianhefanpaidahaoguanxi。
tagumozhefunvzhiqingzaizheichuguodezheixieshijianlizaoyanxiaoyunsanle,shidanglajinfunvzhijiandejuliduiguanxidehuanhehenyouyong。
huosuichengzheigedianhaimeishui,chuliwangongsishiwukuajinyushixishu,wanquanbuzhidaomenwaiyougebangedongguagaodexiaobudianzhengbanzhedengzizaikaitadefangmen。
dengtacongyushichulai,zhunbeishangchuangshuijueshi,caifaxianbeiwoyuanyuanyijiaogongleqilai。
xiankaibeiziyiqiao,chenzhetaxizaoshipaoguolaidehuoxiaoxiaoquansuozheshoujiaopazaichuangshang,shuidehalaziliuleyidi。
教反派爸爸做人