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27suishengrineitian,woxulegeyuan:xiwangwoneigebukaopudenanyouheyuannengbiande「lengjing」dian,
biezhengtianzazahuhubuzhediao。laotianyekenenghegaole,lijieyoudianpiancha。
tajuranbawonanyoubianchengle……bingxiang!127suishengrineitian,
woxulegeyuan:xiwangwoneigebukaopudenanyouheyuannengbiande「lengjing」dian,biezhengtianzazahuhubuzhediao。
laotianyekenenghegaole,lijieyoudianpiancha。diertianzaoshang,wobushibeiheyuanneizhentianxiangdenaolingchaoxing,
yebushibeitamaomaozaozaotifanlajitongdeshengyinnongxing。
woshibeichufangchuanlaiyizhendichen、guilv、daizhejinshuzhigandewengwengshengji「weng」xingde。
rouzheyanjingzoudaochufangmenkou,wolengzhule。woneiyonglewunian、qipidouboluodelaojiubingxiang,bujianle。
querdaizhide,shiyitaizhanxinde、xiantiaoliuchang、fanzhelengbaisejinshuguangzede……duikaimendabingxiang。
woxiayishihuangusizhou,jiaoluolikongkongruye。neitaijiubingxiangni?heyuanzheijiahuo,youluanhuaqianmaixinjiadian,
haibajiudejirengle?danzheitaibingxiangzhangde……youdianyanshu。neilengjiaofenmingdelunkuo,neilengbingbingdeqizhi,
tebieshibingxiangmenshangneigechouxiangfengdeshandianlogotiezhi——neishiheyuanzuiaideleduibiaozhi,
tazijishejide,haideyiyangyangditiezaitaneiliangbaobeimotuocheshang。「heyuan?」woshitanzhejiaoleyisheng,
shengyinzaikongdangdechufanglixiandeyoudiansha。「weng——」bingxiangdeyasuojiqidongshengsihutingdunleyixia,
ranhoufachuyizhonggengqingrou、gengchixudeyunzhuansheng,xiangzaihuiying。woxinzangmengdiyitiao,
yigehuangdanzhijideniantoumaolechulai。wozhanweiweidizoujin,shenshoumolemobinglengdebingxiangmen。「heyuan?
shinima?」bingxiangmenneice,kaojinbaoxianhedeweizhi,turanliangqiyixiaokuaizhangfangxingdeguangping。
youyoudelanguangshanshuolejixia,yixingzixiangdazijiqiaodayiyang,yigeyigebenglechulai:「……jiangtao?」
wotuiyiruan,chadianzuodishang。「**!」wotuokouerchu,sisidingzheneikuaiguangping。「zhenshini?!
nizenme……bianbingxiangle?!」guangpingshangdezixiaoshi,youyixingxindechuxian,
daizhedianheyuanshidebunaifanheweiqu:「wozenmezhidao!yijuexinglaijiuzheiyangle!dongbule,shuobulehua,
zhinengkaozheipopingmudazi!lengsiwole!」kanzheneixingbaoyuandezi,woxinlimengdiyichou。
neigezongxianwokaikongdiaotaifeidian,dadongtianyezhichuanjianbojiakeshuashuaidejiahuo,xianzaijuranxianleng?
zheigeniantourangwobijianyisuan,dansuijiyongshangdejudahuangmiugan,yourangworenbuzhu「pu」diyishengxiaolechulai。
guangpinglikefengkuangshanshuo,zidadefeikuai:「jiangtao!nihaiyoumeiyouliangxin!wodoubianchengbingxianglenihaixiao!
kuaixiangxiangbanfaa!」「wonengyoushenmebanfa?」wotanshou,raozhezheitai「heyuanbingxiang」zhuanleyiquan,
haishenshouqiaoleqiaotalengyingdejinshuwaiqiao。「baojing?genjingchashuowonanpengyoubianchengbingxiangle?
tamenbubawosongjingshenbingyuancaiguai!」guangpingchenjilejimiao,ranhoumantuntundixianshi:「……neizenmeban?」
womozhexiaba,kanzhezheitaizhanxinyouangguidebingxiang(zhishaokanqilaibiwojiayuanlaineitaizhiqianduole),
yigeniantoushanguo。「liangbanbei。」woshuo。「fanzhengnixianzaishitaibingxiang,zhenghao,wojiayuanlaineitaigaituixiule。
nijiuanxindaizheier,fahuiyure。」「jiangtao!!!」guangpingshangbengchusangejudadegantanhao,
chongfenbiaodaleheyuandefennu。「anlaanla。」wopailepaibingxiangmen,shouganbingliangsihua。
「zhishaonixianzai‘lengjing’le,duofuhewoshengriyuanwanga。shengdianmoshikaizhemei?biebawodianfeigaobaole。」
bingxiangfachuyizhendichendewengming,xiangshibeiqidaoneishang,guangpingchedianlexiaqu,jujuejiaoliu。xingba。
wotanlekouqi,shenshouchuolechuoneipianguanghuadejinshumen。piqihaishineigechoupiqi,shuoming「xin」meibian。
shouganbingliang,xiangzaianfuyitoubaozaodetiepiyeshou。2heyitaibingxiang(nanyou)tongjuderizi,
biwoxiangxiangde……youyisi。heyuansuiranbunengdongbunengshuo,dantaneitai「naomen」
shangdeguangpingchenglewomenzhuyaodejiaoliugongju。yikaishitabieniudehen,dazidoutouzhegushengrenwujindelengqi。
danjiabuzhuwowuliaoa。「heyuan,zhongwuxiangchisha?」wolakaitadelengzangshimen,lengqipumianerlai。
guangpingliangqi,zidaizhedianwunai:「……woxianzaishibingxiang。」「nijuedewonengchisha?」「edui,wangle。」
woxiaoxixidinachujidanhefanqie。「neiwojizijizuogefanqiechaodan。」「niwenwenweier?」guangpingshanleshan,
bengchuyigezi:「……gun。」「heyuanheyuan,nikanwoxinmaidezheitiaoqunzihaokanbu?」woteyihuanhao,
zaitamianqianzhuanlegequan。guangpingchenmolejimiao,caihuanhuanxianshi:「……haixing。」「jiushilingkouyoudiandi。」
「yo,bianchengbingxiangcujingerhaizheimeda?」huayingangluo,guangpingshunjianbianchengciyandehongse,
liandaizhezhenggexiangtidoufachuyizhenyayidedipingongzhen,wengwengzuoxiang,fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaobaozha。
pingmushangfengkuangshuaxinzheyixingdazi:「zhilengxitongguorejinggao!qingyonghuyuanli!」woxiaodeduziteng。
youshiwowozaishafaganfanganwangleshijian,chufanglihuituranxiangqiyizhenlvedadewengming,xiangzaitixing。wokanguoqu,
guangpingliangzhe:「11dianle,jiangtao,shuijue。」yanjianyigai,daizheheyuanshideburongzhiyi。woaoyeshi,
bingxiangdeyunzhuanshengyouhuibiandeyichangqingrou,xiangpadaraowo。koukelequchufangdaoshui,gangzoujin,
lengzangshidemenbansuizheyishengqingroudediancisuoshifangsheng,zijidankaiyidaofeng。
limianjingjingdifangzheyipingwochanghedekuangquanshui,weizhigangganghao,shenshoujiunengnadao。「xiela,heyuan。」
wonaqishui,duizheguangpinghuanglehuang。wohuranxiangqi,yiqianrenxingdeheyuan,
zhihuizazahuhudirangzhe「duohereshui」,
huozhezhijiecongbingxianglimochuyipingbingdenengzhandiaozuipideqishuiyingsaijiwo。conglaimeiyouzheime……qiadaohaochuguo。
guangpingmanyouyoudixianshichulianggezi,daizhedianbuzirandekujinger:「……shunshou。」
3pingjing(qieguiyi)derizibeiyigedianhuadapo。「taozi。jianghujiuji。」guimixiaoxiaozaidianhuaneitoujianjiao。
「wobiaodichuzehuiguole。tarenshengdibushude,nibangwojiedaiyixiabei。jiudaitachigefanshuxishuxihuanjing。
qiunile。huitouqingnichidacan。」chuze。zheigemingziyoudianershu。woxiangqilaile,xiaoxiaotiguo,
tayougexuebabiaodi,congxiaojiushi「bierenjiadehaizi」,tengxiaobiye,ganghuiguojinleyijiahenniudekeyanjigou。
「xingbaxingba,dizhifawo。」wojiabuzhuxiaoxiaoderuanmoyingpao,dayingle。
yuezaiyijiahuanjingbucuodesifangcaiguan。wotuikaibaoxiangmen,yigechuanzheqianhuiseyangrongshandenanrenwenshengtaitou。
neiyishunjian,wonaozilibengchuyigeci:rumuchunfeng。tadewuguanshineizhonghaowugongjixingdeyingjun,
qizhiganjingqingshuang,zhanqishenshi,gezihengao,xiaorongwenheyouli,xiangsanyuedeyangguangqiahaoluozaijianshang。「jiangtao?
woshichuze。」「mafannile。」「bumafanbumafan。」wolianmangbaishou,xinlijixiaoxiaodianlegezan。
zheibiaodi,yanzhiqizhijueduidingpei。zhengdunfanchidefeichangyukuai。chuzetantudeti,jianshiguangbo,
quesihaomeiyouyouyuegan,fanerhenhuiqingting。tajiangqiguowaiyouqudejianwen,yerenzhenxunwenwogongzuoshenghuodediandi。
qifenqingsongrongqia,wanquanmeiyoudiyicijianmiandeganga。「tingxiaoxiaoshuo,nizaizuopinpaicehua。」
chuzejiwodaolebeicha,dongzuoziranliuchang。「henyouyisidegongzuo。」「haixingba,
jiushijiafangbabayoudiannansihou。」wotutushetou。taqingxiao,yanjingwanwande,xiangshengzhewenrundeyueguang。
「lijie。buguonengbachouxiangdegainianluodi,chuangzaochujiazhi,henyouchengjiugan。」
zheihuajingzhundishuodaolewoxinkanli。hechuzeliaotiantaishufule,tadongwogongzuolidetongdian,yenengjiezhuwodegeng。
buxianggenheyuan,woshangcixingzhibobojiangwanyigezirenweijuemiaodefangan,tatingdeyunliwuli,
zuihoubiechuyiju:「suoyi……zheigelogonengtiewomotuocheshangma?」fenbieshi,
chuzehenzirandinachushouji。「jiageweixin?yihouxiaoxiaozai‘bangjia’ni,womenkeyizhijiegoutong,
shengdetachuanhua。」「haoa。」woxinrantongyi。huidaojia,xinqinghaicanliuzhewancandeyuyue。
wohengzhegetuikaijiamen,queganjueyoudianbuduijing。taianjingle。chufangfangxiangyipiansiji,
lianheyuanpingshineiguilvde、dichendeyunzhuanshengdouxiaoshile,xiangyizhizaianzhongguancha、sijierdongdejinshumengshou。
woxinligedengyixia,zhengyaozouguoqu,ketingdedeng「pa」diyishan,miele。jinjiezhe,
chufanglimengdibaofachuyizhenyichangxiangliangde、daizhebaozaoqingxude「weng——!」sheng。neishengyinbuxiangbingxiang,
daoxiangyitainianjiushixiudetuolajibeiqiangxingdianran,chixubuduan,zhendewoermofama。woheleyitiao,
ganjinpaoguoqu。zhijian「heyuanbingxiang」deguangpingliangdeciyan,
shangmianfengkuanggundongzhetongyixingxinghongdedazi:「jinggao:jiancedaowaibudianyabuwen,dianliangyanzhongbuzu。
qinglijiweishebeichongdian。」「jinggao:jiancedaowaibudianyabuwen,dianliangyanzhongbuzu。qinglijiweishebeichongdian。」
wo:「……」dage,nishichadianbingxianghaoma。nidianyuanxianhaihaohaochazaiqiangshangdechazuolini。
nichongdenamenzidian,haixuehuipengcidianwangle。wowuyudiqiaoleqiaobingxiangmen。「xinglexingle,bieyanle。」
「zhidaoni‘dianliangbuzu’,cutanzijing。」gundongdedazishunjianxiaoshi。guangpinganlexiaqu,
zhiliuxiayasuojiweiqubabadediming,chufangdedengyeqiaowushengxidilianglehuilai。ze。bianchengbingxiangle,
zheizhanyouyushiyidianmeijian,haixuehuizhuangxitongguzhangle。4chuzedechuxian,dapolewohe「bingxiangheyuan」
zhijianneizhongguiyidepingheng。tadeweixinxiaoxikaishibiandepinfan,youshishipianyouqudekepuwenzhang,
youshishihewogongzuoxiangguandexingyezixun。zheitian,tayoufalaiyitiao:「faxianyijiabucuodekafeiguan,
shouchongyijue,youxingquzhoumoqushishima?」liyouchongfen,taiduziran,rangrenhennanjujue。xiangbizhixia,
wojianeiwei……「heyuan,wowanshanggenchuzequtinggejiangzuo,xiaoxiaoyequ。」chumenqian,woduizhechufangfangxiang,
lixinggongshidibaobei。guangping「shua」diliangle,lengbingbingdejigezifuxian。「nandenvde?」「……chuze,
nande。」wolaoshihuida。guangpingshunjiankaishifengkuangshanshuo,zidadefeikuai,
gezhejinshuwaiqiaowodounengganjuedaoheyuandebaozao。「youshita!」「jiangtao!gunanguanvtingshenmejiangzuo!
buzhunqu!」「xiaoxiaoyequ!bushigunanguanv!」woqiangdiao。「neiyebuxing!sheizhidaotaandeshenmexin!
jiangzuoyoushenmehaotingde!zaijiakanjilupianbuxingma?wo……wojinifang《shejianshangdezhongguo》!gaoqingde!」
guangpingshangshenzhibengchuyigeyoudianhuajidebofangqitubiao。wobeitaqixiaole。「heyuan,nixianzaishitaibingxiang!
bushitouyingyi!」「wobuguan!wojiushibuzhunniqu!」guangpingshangkaishiwuyiyidishuapingluanma,
xianggejiudidagunshualaidexiaohai。wotanlekouqi,zouguoqu,xianganfuyizhizhamaodedaxingquan,
qingqingpailepaitabinglengdejinshumen。「haola,bienao。」「jiushitinggejiangzuo,henkuaijiuhuilai。」
「huilaijinicacahui,haobuhao?」bingxiangdewengmingshengxiaoledian,guangpingshangdeluanmayetingle。guolejimiao,
yixingxiaozimantuntundifuxian。「……zaodianhuilai。」「haiyou,lineigexingchudeyuandian。」「zhidaola,
cutanzi。」worenbuzhuxiaole,xinlimomingyoudiansuanruan。jiangzuojieshu,chuzesongwohuijia。yesehenwenrou,
chetingzaiwojialouxia,taxiachetiwolakaichemen,ludengdeguangxiangoulechutawenhedecelian。
「jinwandejiangzuohenyoushouhuo,xiexienipeiwolai。」tadeyanjingzaiyeselihenliang。「woyetingdetingyouyiside。
」woxiaoxiao,xinliyouxiehuanghu。hechuzexiangchu,jiuxiangzaichunfenglisanbu,qingsongyouqieyi。zheiyike,
wojihuyaowanglejialihaiyouyitaizhihuiwengwengjiaode、badaoyouyouzhidetiegeda。「jiangtao,」tadunledun,
shengyinlidaizhexiaoyi,「henixiangchuhenyukuai。xiwangyihouhaiyoujihui……」huayinweiluo。「weng————!!
!」yizhenchuantoulijiqiangde、baohanzhewunengkuangnudebingxiangyasuojihongmingsheng,rutongpingdijinglei,
jingzhunwubidicongwojianeishanmeiguandechufangchuanghulizhalechulai!xiangchezhengpianjijingdeyekong!
chuzemingxianheleyitiao,cuoeditaitoukanxiangshengyindelaiyuan。wo:「……」zheiyike,
wogangadejiaozhinengkouchuyizuodaijingzhuangxiudebabimenghuanchengbao!heyuan!niyaguyide!jueduishiguyide!
「e……neige,wojiabingxiang……」**xiaozhe,danaofeisuyunzhuan,shituxiangchuyigehelidejieshi。
「keneng……youdian……laonianchidaile?」chuzelianshangdebiaoqinghenweimiao,danhaishiweichizhelianghaodefengdu,
xiaolexiao。「kanlaitaxuyao‘lengjing’yixia。」「kuaishangquba,zaodianxiuxi。」
wojihushitaoyesidechongshanglelou。yijinmen,jiushaqitengtengdichongdaochufang,duizheneitai「zuikuihuoshou」nuhou。
「heyuan!nishibushiyoubing!nizhibuzhidaogangcaiduoganga!」guangpingliangqi,
zilixingjiantouzheyigulizhiqizhuangdedeyi。「zhidaoa。」「xiaoguohenhao。」「tazoule。」「ni!」
woqidezhenxiangchuaitaliangjiao。guangpinghuanleyixingzi,daizhedianweiqubabadekongsu。「nishuozaodianhuilaide。」
「chaoshile17fenzhong。」「tahaixiangyuenixiaci。」kanzheneixingzi,
womanqiangdenuhuoxiangbeizhenjianchuopodeqiqiu,「pu」yixiaquanxiele。youhaoqi,youhaoxiao。zheitai「bingxiangjing」,
zhenshiyoubadao,youyouzhideyaoming。5chuzefalailiangzhanghenhuodechenjinshiyishuzhanmenpiao,wenwoyoumeiyouxingqu。
wogangduizheshoujipingmuluchuxiangwangdeshense,chufanglijiuchuanlaiyizhenjicudejingbaosheng。「heyuanbingxiang」
deguangpingshang,zhengyongjiacudehongsezitixunhuanbofangzhejinggaoxinxi:「jinji!bingxiangneibuwenduyichangshenggao!
shiwujijiangfubai!」xiamianhai「tiexin」difushangleyifenqingdan,
paizaidiyiweidejiushiwolengzangshilineihegangmaide、jiazhibufeidecaomeibingqilin。worenmingdifangxiashouji,
jichuzehuiletiaoxinxishuolinshiyoujishi。jicisanfanxialai,chuzezaicongming,yebukenenghaowuchajue。
yiciweixinliaotian,tabankaiwanxiaodiwen:「taozi,nijianeitaibingxiang……shibushiduiwoyoushenmeyijian?
meiciyueni,tahaoxiangdoubutai‘gaoxing’?」wowozheshouji,lianjiafatang,
zhinenghanhuqici:「ke……ta……tanianjidale,piqiguai,youdian……lianzhu?」
chuzefalaiyige「huangrandawu」debiaoqingbao,meizaizhuiwen。woxinliluanzaozaode。pingxinerlun,
chuzeneiyangderen,wenroutitie,chengshuyouyoufencun,hetaxiangchu,jiuxiangzaichunfenglisanbu,qingsongyouqieyi。
keheyuan……wokanxiangchufanglineitaianjingyunzhuandebingxiang。tabianchenglezheifudexing,badao、youzhi,
yongjingezhonghuangdandefangshishuazhecunzaigan。kepianpian,zheizhongbenzhuoyouzhijiede「zaihu」,xiangyigenxixidexian,
chanzhewodexin。tajidewosuoyoudexiaoxiguan。zhidaowopahei,
yelibingxiangdibuhuiliangqiyiquanweiruodanchijiuderouguang,xiangyizhanyongbuximiedexiaoyedeng。
zhidaowoshengliqihuiduziteng,lengzangshizuilicezongyouyigexiaojiaoluo,fangzheyiwanhongtangjiangcha。neidifangbubingshou,
zhishiliangqinqinde,tadagaishikaozheduizhilengxitongsanrehechushuangdejingzhunkongzhi,
caiweichilezheimeyige「hengwenqu」。zhidaowoyalidashiaichitianshi,
lengdongshiliyongyuanbeizhewozuiaipaizidebingqilin。zheixiewushengdexijie,bitahaishirenxingshi,
zazahuhuhanchude「woaini」,gengrangwoxinji。ketashiyitaibingxianga!
wonandaoyaobaozheyitaibingxiangguoyibeizima?zhengdangwohusiluanxiangshi,womadedianhuaxiangcuimingfuyiyangdalejinlai。
「taotaoa,nizhangayijinijieshaolegexiaohuozi,tiaojiantebiehao!gongwuyuan,tiefanwan!zhaopianwokanle,
moyangzhouzheng!nimingtianqujianjian!」「ma!woshuolewobuxiangqin!」woyigetoulianggeda。
「buxiangqinnixiangganma?」womadesangmenshunjianbagao,「genneiliangpomotuoguoyibeizi?
haishigennineitaipobingxiangguo?heyuanneixiaozidouxiaoshiduojiule?yinxunquanwu!zhibudinggennageyenvrenpaole!
nihaidianjita?sixinyan!」「tameiyou……!」woxiayishifanbo,huadaozuibianyouyingshengshengyanlehuiqu。
wonengshuoshenme?shuoheyuanmeipao,tazhishibianchenglewojiachufanglineitaizhanxindeshuangkaimenbingxiang?「zongzhi,
mingtianxiawusandian,shizhongxinxingyukafeiguan,bixuqu!buquwogenniji!」womaxialezuihoutongdie,
gualedianhua。wofanzaodizhualezhuatoufa,zuizhonghaishituozhebuzizoudaochufang。wolakaibingxiangmen,
lengqijiazazheshuxide、tashenshangdeweidaopumianerlai,guangpingyouyoudiliangzhe。「heyuan,」woshengyinmenmende,
「woma……rangwomingtianquxiangqin。」guangpingshangdelanguang,shunjianximiele。zhenggebingxiangxianruyipiansiji。
jimiaohou,yasuojifachuyizhongjiqidichen、jiqiyayidewengming,
xiangshiyeshoushoushanghouconghoulongshenchujichudewuyan。「weng……」neishengyintuodehenzhang,
daizheyizhongchenzhongde、rangrenxintoufadudebeiming。ranhou,jiaranerzhi。yiqieshengyindouxiaoshile。
lianpingshizuidipinlvde、zhengmingta「huozhe」deyunzhuanshengdoutingle。wolengzhule,xiayishishenchushou,
tieshangtabinglengdejinshuwaiqiao。neishiyizhongcongweiyouguode、fangfolianneihedoudongjiedebingleng,meiyouyisizhendong,
xiangyikuaizhenzhengde、meiyoushengmingdejinshu。「heyuan?」woshitanzheyoujiaoleyisheng,xinmengdijiujinle。
tameiyouhuida。guangpingyipianqihei,zaiyemeiyouliangqi。6diertianxiawu,wohaishiyingzhetoupiqulekafeiguan。
duifangjiaoliming,queshiruwomasuoshuo,moyangzhouzheng,chuanzhebanzhengdechenshan,shuohuayibanyiyan。
huatiweiraozhegongzuowendingxinghewunianneigoufangjihuazhankai。「jiang**,worenweihunhounvxingyinggaiyijiatingweizhong。
」「nidegongzuo……ng,guanggaoxingye,jiabanduobuwending,zuihaonenghuanyigeqingxiandegangwei,huozhegancuicizhi。
」「bijingdaihaizi、zhaogulaorenxuyaohenduojingli……」wojiaodongzhebeizililengdiaodekafei。
sixuzaojiupiaohuilejia。heyuanzenmeyangle。tahai「tingzheji」ma。bingxiangzhangshijianbuyunzhuan,
limiandedongxihuibuhuihuai。ta……huibuhuiyoushi。zuotianneizhongsijidechenmo,rangwoxinlihuangdelihai。
「jiang**?jiang**?」limingdeshengyinbawolahuixianshi。「a?e,nishuoshenme?」womangrantaitou。
limingzhouqimei,xianranduiwodezoushenhenbuman。「woshuo,woxiwangweilaideqizinenggengzhuanzhuyujiating。」
「jiang**,nizaitingma?」jiuzaizheishi,wofangzaizhuoshangdeshoujipingmuturanliangle。bushilaidian,bushixinxi,
ershiwojianeigezhinengjiajuappdetuisongtongzhi。pingmushangshiciyandehongsegantanhao。「yanzhongjingbao!
ninjiazhongde[chufang-shuangkaimenbingxiang]jiancedaohexinyasuojiguozai,wenduyichangbiaosheng!cunzaiduanlufengxian!
qinglijiqieduandianyuanchuli!」wotongkongyisuo,mengdizhanleqilai。hexinyasuojiguozai?!duanlufengxian?!
neibujiushiyaoshaole?tahuibuhuichedi「huai」diao?!「duibuqi!lixiansheng!wojiadianqiyaoqihuole!
wodelikehuiqu!」wozhuaqibao,yuwuluncididiuxiayijuhua,zailimingzhenjingyoumangrandemuguangzhong,
xiangzhenfengyiyangchongchulekafeiguan。yiluxinjihuoliaodidachehuijia,naoziliquanshikepadexiangxiang。chongjinjiamen,
xiedoumeihuan,zhibenchufang。yuxiangzhongdenongyangungunmeiyouchuxian。chufangliananjingjing。neitai「heyuanbingxiang」
haoduanduandilizaineili,waiqiaobingliang,yasuojifachupingwenerdichendewengming。wolengzhule,chongdaobingxiangqian,
yibalakailengzangshimen。lengqipumianerlai,limianwenduzhengchang,shucaishuiling,niunaibingliang。zailakailengdongshi,
bingqilindongdebangying。wendujixianshi:lengzang4°c,lengdong-18°c。wanmeidebunengzaiwanmei。「he!
yuan!」woyaoyaqiechididihou。bingxiangdeguangpingmanyouyoudiliangle,daizheyizhongqianzoudepingjing。「?」
「nizhuangsi?!niguyifajingbaopianwohuilai?!」woqidexiangchuaita。guangpingshanshuo,ziyigeyigetiaochulai,
touzheyiguzi「ninengnaiwohe」dewulaijinger。「xiangqinshunlima?jiang**。」wo:「……」
kanzheneixingzi,zaikankanzheitaixinjishenchendebingxiang,wobieleyiludedanyou、jiaoji、kongju,
shunjianzhuanhuachengletaotiannuhuo。「heyuan!nigeda**!」wohenhenyiquanchuizaibingxiangmenshang。「dong!」
yishengchenmendejuxiang。quantouzazaibinglengjianyingdejinshushang,cigudeliangyihejutongshunjianfanshihuilai。shouteng。
xingengteng。bingxiangwensibudong,guangpingshangshenzhihuanhuandachuyige:「( ̄▽ ̄)/」deyanwenzi。
wowuzhefahongdeshou,youqiyouweiqu,biziyisuan,yanleibuzhengqidizaiyankuanglidazhuan。zheitaipobingxiang。
tayingle。tachenggongdibawocongxiangqinxianchangqipaole。haihaiwobaibaidanxinyichang,xianggechetoucheweideshazi。
wodengzhetabinglengdejinshuwaiqiao,kanzheneigekeedeyanwenzi,bielebantian,
daizhenongzhongdebiyinhouleyiju:「ni……nijinwanbiexiangchifanle!ezhebani!」shuowan,
woqichongchongdizhuanshenchonghuiwoshi,bamenshuaidezhentianxiang。kaozaimenhou,wohuazuodaodishang,yanleizhongyudiaolexialai。
shuobuqingshiqide,shiweiqude,haishiyinweihoupahe……yizhongwufabaituozheifenhuangtangganqingdewuli。chufangli,
bingxiangdewengmingshengsihutingzhileyishun,biandegewaidirou。guangpinganlexiaqu,meiyouzailiangqi。
7woshimenshuaidezhentianxiang,**zhemenbanzuozaidishang,yanleibadabadawangxiadiao。yibanshishoutengde,
yibanshiqide,haiyouyixiaoban……shihoupa。gangcaikandaoappjingbaoneiyishunjianxinzangzhoutingdeganjue,
taizhenshile。chufangfangxiangjingqiaoqiaode。heyuanneitaipobingxianglianwengmingshengdoushoulianle,anjingdexiangbucunzai。
woyuexiangyuebiequ。pingshenmea。tayishengbuhangjiu「xiaoshi」,xianzaibianchenggepobingxiang,
fandaobianbenjialidiguanzhewole。jiaohuangwodeshejiao,pianwodanxin,haihaiwozaiwairenmianqiandiuneimedaderen。
zheishierwoliangetucaodedierdoumeiyou,gensheishuoqu。shuowonanpengyoushitaibingxiang,suoyitagangcaiyuanchengyaokong,
yong「guozaijingbao」bawocongxiangqinxianchangjiaohuilaile。bubeidangchengfengzicaiguai。「jiangtao,
ninaozishibushijinshuile。」wochuileyixiadiban,henzijimeichuxi。「tajiushitaibingxiang。bingxiang。
nihaizhenweiyitaibingxiangyaosiyaohuode。」shoujiwengwengzhendongqilai,shichuze。「taozi,daojialema。」
「gangcaikannijicongcongzoule,youdiandanxin,jiadianmeishiba。」tameishuo「bingxiang」,
ershiyonglegengkuanfande「jiadian」,titiedibikaileneigerangwogangadeci。tadeshengyintouguotingtongchuanlai,
wenheyijiu,daizheqiadaohaochudeguanqie。zheishengyinxiangyigunuanliu,shunjianchongdanlexinlidebiemenheganga,
那份体贴和温柔,
genchufanglineigezhihuiyongwengminghejingbaobiaodaqingxudetiegedaxingchenglexianmingyouciyandeduibi。
「meishilemeishile,」woxilexibizi,jinliangrangshengyintingqilaizhengchang。「xujingyichang,jiushi……e,
tanaopiqi,xianzaihaole。」「gangcaizhenbuhaoyisia。」「meishijiuhao。」chuzeqingxiao。
「nimeishicaishizuizhongyaode。duile,gangcaineiweilixiansheng……haoxiangtingjieyideyangzi。
xuyaowobangnijieshiyixiama。」「buyongbuyong。」wolianmangjujue,lianyoudianre。「benlaiyebushihenheshi,
rangtawuhuizheba,zhenghao。」youliaolejiju,gualedianhua。chuzedetitiezhoudao,
xiangyundouyiyangbawoxinlidezhezhouzanshifupingle。kezaikanchufangfangxiang,
neigubeifupingdewuminghuoyoubianbenjialidigongleqilai。renjiachuzeduohao。zaikankanjializheiwei。renbirendereng,
bingxiangbiren……gengdereng。wozhanqishen,juedingbulineitaipobingxiang。wanfan。qidouqibaolehaichishenmefan。
wojiesuoshouji,ehenhendichuokaiwaimairuanjian,shouzhizaipingmushangdiandepipaxiang,xiangshiyaobashoujichuochuan。
dianyifenzuilademalaxiangguo,zaijiayitongjiatingzhuangdebingqilin。lasini,bingsini。
woduizhechufangfangxiangwushengdizuolegekouxing,xinliqingchuzheiluojigoupibutong,danbaofude**yadaoleyiqie。
8lengzhankaishile。zhunquedishuo,shiwodanfangmianxuanbulengzhan。wobuzaiduizhebingxiangziyanziyu,
buzaigentafenxiangwodeshadiaorichang。nadongxishidongzuoxunsu,mubuxieshi,kaibingxiangmenxiangkaibaoxianju,
nalejiuzou,juebudouliu。shenzhiweilebuqiutazhibing,womomoxiadanleyixiangkuangquanshuiduizaiqiangjiao。
chufangbiandeyichanganjing。zhiyoubingxiangyasuojiweichiyunzhuanshizuidichendewengming,xiangxiaoxinyiyidebeijingyin。
heyuandeguangpingdaoshiliangguojici。yicixianshi:「……shouhaitengma?」wozhijiewushi。yicishiwanshang,
guangpingliangqi:「……《shejian》gengxinle,yaokanma?」pingmushanghaitiaodongzheyourendemeishihuamian。
womubuzhuanjingdidingzhedianshilidezongyi,xiaodehendasheng。haiyouyicigenglipu,
lengzangshiliwozuiaideneigecaomeisuannai,zaiwozaoshangxiguanxingshenshouqunashi,ta!zi!ji!wang!qian!nuo!
谁懂啊,一觉醒来男友变成了冰箱