班级群里撕班长
《班级群里撕班长》 小说介绍
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《班级群里撕班长》 第1章 免费试读
第1章
1.
sheyoushileileidahandao：“bieshuile，bieshuile！”
shangzaimeimengzhongchangyouzhedewo，turanganjuedaoyizuoxiaoshanlaidaolewodemianqian。
wohaimeizhengyanni，jiuzhijiebeiwosushedelaodalaileshou360duwusijiaodequanshen**。
woxianqidikanletayiyan：“pangzi，nixiaozizheishifanamenzishenjingni？”
shileileibashoujisaiwoshouli：“nikanqun！”
womimidengdengdezhaodaowoneijinguangshanshandejinsiyanjing，dakaishoujiyikan：woc
【zhongyaotongzhi：biyezaiji，womenquantinanshengshangyi，youqianchuqian，youlichuli。wofuzeanpaixingcheng，219sushequanyuanfuzechuqian，wosuanleyixia，yigedaxingparty，chabuduoyiwankuai。ranhounvshengmiandan，dajiashuohaobuhao？】
jinjiezhejiushiyitiaotiaofeikuaigundongdexiaoxi......
nvshenga：【banzhang，nikezhenshuai，aisinile！xintiao.gif】
nvshengb：【zanmenbannanshengzhenjili，woxianzaijiukaishiqidaizheigejudadejingxile！yeyeye.gif】
zheihaibusuan，wodesixinshangyequanbudoushiweiduxinxi。
wangchunyan：jiliya，baige！
lihaijiao：zhiqiu，zheicikeshixiaxuebenleme，buhuishinimensusheyousheixiangchenjibiaobaiba！
wangweili：laobai，kuoqi！
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jiuzaiwojiandanfankanlejitiaoxinxihou，qunliyigenvshengjuranzhijiebawomen@le。
nvshengc：【rangwomenbayingxiongaitechulai。】
【@219shileilei@219baizhiqiu@219zhangshuaiqi@219dongfanghao@219hanmingsen】
【@219shileilei@219baizhiqiu@219zhangshuaiqi@219dongfanghao@219hanmingsen】
【@219shileilei@219baizhiqiu@219zhangshuaiqi@219dongfanghao@219hanmingsen】
zheiyixia，bawoqitadexiongdiyedouchaoxingle。
zhangshuaiqimengdizuoleqilai：zheishizenmegeyisi？zheigedawuzishenmeyisi！
shileilei：laosan，zheibushitayiguandezuofengma。
dongfanghaobuxie：zheihuohaizhenbazijidangshenmedalingdaole，yaowuheliude！
hanmingsenlengxiao：hehe，sheifaderangsheiquqing！
benlaiwomenhaixiangjixukankanzheiqunlihuizenmeshuo，jieguoneidawuzi，yejiushizheigebanzhangcaodazhi，juranyoudaileyibojiezou。
2.
caodazhi：【dajiaanjingxia，tamenxianglaizaiqunliyebuzenmeshuohua，wojiuquanquandaibiaole。】
【zheiyangba，huilan，zheicijuhuishuyushijitihuodong。nishishenghuoweiyuan，nilaiwentamenyaoyixiaba。】
zhanghuilan：【neige，ni，zhuanzhanghaishi？】
zheigezhanghuilanshibanzhangdenvpengyou，guoranhedawuziyichangyihe，yidiandoubudaidetuonidaishui！
zuikeqideshi，zheizhanghuilanjiuzheiyangzhijie@lewo。
shileileikanrenaobuxianshida：ergou，zenmeshuo，zheishizhunbeilaigefuqidang，ninengren，xiongdiwokekanbuxiaqule。
3.
zhangshuaiqifuhe：jiushi，zheishiyaozhijiedazanmen219delian。
dongfanghaozhijiefanshenxiachuang：jiranzheidawuzixiangwan，neizenmejiuhetahaohaowanwan。
hanmingsenyeqilechuang：caodazhi，xiaorenyige，yeshishihourangzanmenbandeguniangmenjianjiantadezhenmianmule。
wo：zhenghewoyi，xiongdimenkanwode。
jiranshidengtailiangxiang，neiqishijiudebaiqilai，wozhijiexianlaileyigezhenzangduoniandebiaoqingbao。
wo：【pingdiyishengjinglei，gegeshanliangdengchang.gif】
caodazhi：【wobaigezheichuchangjiushibuyiban，rangwomenyiqijibaigeguajiguaji！guzhang.gif】
zhanghuilan：【guzhang.gif】
liuxiaoxiao：【guzhang.gif】
......【guzhang.gif】
wozhijiepiaoleyiyanzhangshuaiqi：laosan，laiyibopeihe，nidongde。
他心领神会。
wo：【kekeke，hao，tongxuemenxinkule！】
zhangshuaiqi：【weibaigehuanhu，lihua.gif】
shileilei：【weibaigehuanhu，lihua.gif】
......【weibaigehuanhu，lihua.gif】
zhengzaijiezougangdaowomenzheibianshi，zheizhanghuilanyoukaishisaoxing。
zhanghuilan：【neige，nimenduohuierjiaoqianni？】
shileileizaoyijibukenai：ergou，zheicikanwode，yaoqianshiba，worangtayao。
wohaoshuangdao：hao，zheidiyiqiangjiuyounilaidaxiangba。
shileilei：【neige，xiaolanlan，nijiawuziduohuierhewomenshangliangle？nanbuchengshiwozuotianhedale，jiwangjile。heirenwenhaolian.gif】
zhanghuilan：【qingshouqinizheibuzhesiliudetaidu，banzhangjirandoushuole，jiukendingshizhaonimenshangliangle。】
zhangshuaiqipalepapangzineifeishuodeduzi：haha，pangzi，yijuxiaolanlanjiupofangle，zheizhanghuilangenzhedawuzisannianzenmejiumeixuedaodianjingsuini。
4.
shileileiyebuzaiyi：jiushi，wozheiyiduzimeishuoni。
wolenghengyisheng：zhanghuilan，hehe，haoxigaidengchangle。
wo：【haqian.gif，kenengwoshimeishuixing，banzhang，nishuoshuo，niduohuierhewomenshuodelaizhe？】
dongfanghao：【budui，wozheishizenmele，nandaowoshoujichuxianguzhange？】
张帅奇：【？？？】
zhanghuilan：【nimen，nimen......】
shileileijingya：zheidawuzizheimenengren？kanlaishiliaobugouya。
liuxiaoxiao：【guaibudelanlankanbushangbaizhiqiu，guoranshiyiqiuzhihe。】
wo：【shiya，shiya，wonanengbideshanglaomoushensuandebanzhangdarenni，xiongdimen，shibushi？】
219quanti：【duiduidui】
wo：【zheiyangba，zhiyaotacaodazhizhanchulai，shuochuheshihedihewomenjinxingleshangliang，womenxianzaijiuzhuanqian！】
liuxiaoxiao：【@banzhangcaodazhi，banzhang，nishuo，kantamenhaiganzaizheilidihui。】
xiayimiao，zhenggebanjiqunanjinglexialai。
shifenzhongguoqule，meiyourenfayan。
huran，banzhangcaodazhikaikoule：【doushixiongdimen，zanmenzhiqianbushiyigeyanshenjiunengxinlingshenhuidema，suoyi......】
wo：【yigeyanshen，keshidawuzi，womenhaoxiangbuzaiyiqiba，shiba，xiongdimen。】
hanmingsen：【shiya，youxierenzuishangshuodeshiyaoshixi，danrenjianalixuyaolaini，haibujiushiyijuhuadeshi。】
shuohuajian，womensuoyourendoudijisanmuyigekendingdeyanshen。
yishunjian，banlidesuoyourendouzaizuobuzhule，yaozhidaoduiyushixi，zaiyuanlikeshimingqueguiding，bunengyirenheliyoutuituode，napashikaoyan、kaobian、kaogong，yezhinengliyongyeyushijian。
5.
tongxuea：【shenme，caodazhi，nimeiyoushixi？zhenjing.gif】
tongxueb：【wudabanzhang，dangchujiushinidaitouxiangying，womencaiqianxiadebaozhengshu，ni，qifen.gif】
tongxuec：【nanyizhixin.gif】
liuxiaoxiao：【dajiabietingtamenxiashuo，banzhangzenmekenengbuqushixini？】
zhanghuilan：【jiushi，dazhidexinglidangchuhaishiwopeitayiqisongguoqude。】
wolengxiao，yizhangzhaopianzhijieshuaileguoqu：【kongchuang.jpg】
zheizhangchuangshanghaitiezhecaodazhidemingzi，danshishangmianqueduimanlexingli，naliyouzhurendeyangzi。
liuxiaoxiao：【banzhang，nijuran......】
caodazhi：【dajiatingwoshuo，woshiyinweizaidanweibiaoxianlianghao，suoyitepihuijiade！】
wozhenghaohuidui，nanshengqundexiaoxiliebiaokaishishandong，shicaodazhidesifaguolaide。
caodazhi：【baizhiqiu，nimendaodiyaoganshenme？feiyaozheiyangma？】
shileileihuangran：douwangle，zanmenhaiyouzheigequnni。
hanmingsenyinyangguaiqi：shiya，renjiadangchukeshiweilexuexi，ningyuanheqitaxidepinsushe，yebuhewomenzhuyiqi。
zhangshuaiqi：【ganshenme，nixiangbiaoxianziji，qingbuyaolashangwomen，jirannizheimezuole，jiuyinggaiyouzheiyangdejuewu。】
dongfanghao：【nanshengqunjietu.jpgchuqinbiao.jpg】
tongxuea：【caodazhi，nihaiyoushenmejiaobiande。】
liuxiaoxiao：【banzhang，ni，ni，ni】
jinjiezhejiushiyiboshuaping，caodazhijianjushiwufazhangkong，juranzhijiejinyanle。
ranhoukaishiletadebiaoyan。
caodazhi：【tongxuemen，wozheicixiangdaidajiachulaijuju，jiushixiangzhekuaibiyele！】
6.
woshiyigejigexianbieqingjuwangdong：kankanzheihuo，haixiangganshenme？
dongfanghaowunai：nimen，ai，kanneidawuziyoukaishile。
caodazhi：【dajiaxiangxiang，congdayidaodasi，nimenyoumeiyoubanguoshuma？meiyou】
【haiyouzhongqiudeyuebing，pinganyedepingguo，dongzhidejiaozi，dajiayouduanguoma？meiyou】
【haiyoudangchu，suxiaoyuneijianshi，yaobushiwo，tanengyoufuxuedejihuima？meiyou】
【zheici，wozuocuoshenmele，buhaishiweiledajiama？】
dangtashuowanhou，zheixiaozijiechulejinyan，haibieshuo，guniangmenyikanzheixie，yebuzaishengtaole。
shenzhihaiyoujushiniuzhuandequshi，buguo，dawuzixiangmenghunguoguan，kemeineimerongyi。
我冷笑。
wo：【shima，dawuzi，nibushishuonishentibuhao，banbulezhongwuma？】
shileilei：【neimewentilaile，zheixieshushisheibandeni？】
wohepangziyiwenyida，zaicibadawuzituidaoledajiamianqian。
zhangshuaiqi：【haijide，dayineihuier，zhiqiutichulaibangnvshengbanshudeshihou，dawuzijiushuozijishentichanruo，bunengban。】
shileilei：【ai，shuaiqi，zheijiubuduile，renjiashi“nvsheng”me，liyingteshuduidai。】
zhangshuaiqi：【duidui，nikanwo，dazhizhishoubunengti，jianbunengkangde，queshishi。】
caodazhi：【nimen，nimen，meicibanshudeshihou，womeiyouhenimenzaiyiqima？】
wo：【shi，nizenmenengquexi，bijingsongshudeshihou，nihaidecengshangyibeimixuebingchengdebushi。】
7.
wangchunyan：【guaibude，meicinashudeshihou，jiucaodazhikanzhezuiqingsong，yuanlaishizheiyang。】
lihaijiao：【yuanlai，yibeimixuedouhebuqi，bukuishini！】
guoran，banjiqunfengxiangyousuozhuanxiang。
zhanghuilan：【dazhishentiqueshishibutaihao，danshitaneiciquexile。】
hanmingsen：【dui，chulebaodedongni，qitadedoubaobudong。】
budebushuo，sanmudehuazongshizheiyangyizhenjianxue。
zhanghuilan：【hanmingsen，woyizhiyiweinishigehaoxuesheng，shiwokancuonile。】
shileilei：【zenmele，zheibushishishime，niyoushenmehaofanbode，nanbucheng，nixihuanxigou？】
zhangshuaiqi：【ai，pangzi，zheijiushibulejiexingqingle，xianzaikeshirenjiaxigoudetianxia，nidanshensinianhaibumingbaima？】
budebushuo，doushilaoyinyangshile，zheicaozuoduiyuwomenlaishuo，xiaocaiyidieeryi。
wangweili：【biebiebie，wojiubuxihuanxigou，biedaiwo。】
wangchunyan：【duidui，zheishihuilandezhuanshu，womenkegaopanbushang。hahaha.gif】
caodazhi：【jiusuanwomeiyoubanshu，keshiwoshizhonghetamenzaiyiqi，wozheibanzhanghaibuchengzhima？】
shileilei：【huadoudaozheilile，dangchutoupiaodeshihou，dangchutoupiaodeshihou，zhiqiudepiaohaoxiangbinideduobushao，yaobushidaoyuan，niyepeidangbanzhang？】
8.
wangweili：【zheimeyishuo，queshi，dangchudaodishizenmehuishi。】
lihaijiao：【daoyuan？zheimeyishuo，wohaoxiangjide，neihuiercaodazhihaoxiangzaixuanjudeqianyigewanshang，quletangdaoyuansushe。】
wangchunyan：【zheimejingbaodexinwen，wozenmebuzhidao。】
zhanghuilan：【dangchushidaoyuanyoushipengshangle，guandazhishenmeshi，zaishuoledangbanzhangshiyaozonghekaolvde。junxunqijian，yaobushidazhipaoqianpaohou，zanmenbanzaineihuiernengneimeshutan？】
tongxuea：【shiya，shiya，zheiqueshiyaoganxiebanzhang！】
tongxueb：【gaishuobushuo，zheidianbanzhangzhanli。】
tongxuec：【zheidianwozhanbanzhang！】
yankanzheyaobeitabanhuiyicheng，wofangzaicichushou。
shileilei：【meijicuodehua，lingjunxunfudeshihou，nizaina？banshuideshihou，nizaina？chunyankuaiyundaodeshihou，nizhanchulaile，shuoshenmeyizhibujianding。】
wangchunyan：【shuoqizheige，wojiulaiqi，dangchuyaobushizhiqiu，wokenengjiuxiukele。】
caodazhi：【wobushiweilebanjima，zaishuozuihounibushiquyiyuanlema？】
wo：【dawuzi，nichouchou，nishuodeshirenhuama。】
【nihedaoyuanzhiqiandexiaojiujiu，yiweiwobuzhidaoma？】
【weiledanggebanzhang，juransongmaotai，jishiniandeya，dabanzhang。haoqi.jpg】
【duile，haoxianghaiyouyikuandingzhidebaobao，nizhiyuma？】
banjiqun：【banzhang，shibushizhende？】
【banzhang，maotaiershiniandema？】
【banzhang，nizheimeyouqiandeya！】
......
果然，群炸了。
womenwurenquantilikedangqilekanke。