《60岁的公公生二胎》 小说介绍
zuozhe“linhaha”daizheshumingwei《60suidegonggongshengertai》dexiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixianzhong,zhurengongxiaxialingchuanqinsufenshenbianfashengdegushirangrenyibukaimuguang,huanhuanxiangkoudegushiqingjiejueduiburongcuoguo,gaishuwei: gonggongqingleqingkazaihoulonglidelaotan,yidiandoumeiyounanweiqingdezaicizhongshen:“nierzishengbuchu,zhinengtalaozichumale!”……
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第1章
wogonggongjinnian60sui,turanxuanbuyaoshengertai。
popoqideyaosiyaohuo:“niqiaowozheishenzi,hainengshengma?silaotouzi,niyaobisiwoya!”
laogongdangmianyinggang:“ba,nishijiwoshengdidi,haishijiwoshengerzini!”
zhiyouwoshuangshoushuangjiaozancheng:“gonggong,haishinijuewugao,genzhezhengcezou,sheng!daerzilianfeile,neijiuzaishengyige!shenggouyigezuqiudui!”
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老公查出了无精症。
一家人都炸了锅了。
gonggongzaijialidafaleiting,yikouyaodingshiyiyuanwuzhenle。
haijiaoxiaozheyaoqugaoyiyuandaguansi。
wenshundepopozhishimomozuozaijiaoluolishafa,zuilifanfuninan:“zaonieyazaonie!woerzikezenmeni!”
gonggongchaopoponuhou:“kukuku,zaikugundan!”
“爸~”
“bizui!bushengxindewanyier!”
laogonglingchuanwunaidikanlewoyiyan。
shiqingdaolezheiyibu,zongyaojiejuede。
jiehunshengzi,shimeigerentaobuguoqudeyidaokan。
ruguobushigonggongyizhicuisheng,shiqingbuhuiyanbianzhici。
danshizheijianshi,shoushangzuishendefanershilingchuan。
wonenglijiegonggongdexinqing,danyeshizaiburentongtaqiannuyuwugudepopo。
jianchajieguochulaidangtian,lingchuantongkuditichulihun。
他不想害了我。
我斩钉截铁地拒绝。
meiyouhaiziyouruhe,zhiyaogenaiderenzaiyiqi,guohaowanghouyushengyeshihenmeihaode。
woailingchuan,zheijiugoule。
lingchuanshuotaduibuqiwo,duanlewodangmamadejihui。
qishiwoduihaizibingmeiyouduoxiai,dingkejiudingkeba。
lingchuanyankuangfanhong,jiangwoyongruhuaili,shuotazoulegoushiyun,caiqulewozheimehaodelaopo。
wofanwenta:“neinibaneibian,zenmeshuo?”
lingchuandejianmeishunjianningchengyige“chuan”zi。
lingchuantabacaishizuinangaode。
gonggongjiangshengsunziyishizaozaojiubaizaitaimianshang。
tadedianhuahongzhacongyizhouyicidaosantianyici,houmiansuoxingzhijiemeitianlianhuankou。
laogongshensishuluyihou,juedinghaishigenjialirentanbai。
逃避是不可能的。
“zenmekenenghuidewujingzheng!?shibushinizheigenvrenxiabuledan,rangwoerzibeiheiguo!nizheigesaobaxing,hualewojiazheimeduoqian,juranliangedandoushengbuchu!erzi,gentalihun!”
gonggongbufenqinghongbaidimawojinulelingchuan。
tachuyanhuduan:“ba,zheibaizhiheizide,shangmianbushixiezhema?bunengshengdeshiwo,guanwoxifuershenmeshi!”
gonggongjianlaogongdingzhuangleta,qigengshibudayichulai。
danshizaiyimibadagaogedelaogongmianqian,gonggongyousuojidan。
tayigejianbuchongdaopopomianqian,“papa”lianggeerguazidazailepopodelianshang。
gonggongnubukee:“qinsufenyaqinsufen,kannishenglegeshenmewanyier?zheigezaigudai,neijiushitaijian!”
laogongjiantamabeidale,tuikaitaba,yibafuzhubeidadaozaididepopo,wojinlequantou。
suishiyaogentabadaganyichang。
popobugufazhongdeshuanglian,zhuaizhulaogongdegebobufang。
pafuziliangzhendedongshoudaleqilai。
“ba,nizaidongshoushishi?!”laogonglingchuandeshuangyanmaozhehuoxing,“nimawotaijian,worenle,danshinidongshoudawoma,zheishiermeiwan!”
“erzi,mameishi!”popomodiaozuijiaodexueyin,haixiangshituxishiningren。
lingchuanyifanchangtaideqiangyingtaidushunjiandingpogonggongdefeiguanzi。
gonggongqidehuzidouzhileqilai,zhizhepopogenlingchuanlianggerenbantianshuobuchuhua。
popoqiangxingjiangyanleibilehuiqu:“nayourenshuozijierzishitaijiande。neiniyouchengleshenme?silaotouzi,nizheizhangpozuiya,yikaikoujiuyaoqisiren!”
beipopoduilejijudegonggongmianshangxiabulai,pishoujiuyaozaidongshou。
zheihui,lingchuanfanshoujiujianggonggongguzaishenhou,dongdanbude。
wozuiqiaobuqidanvrendenanren,pidianbenshimeiyou,haizhuanaizairuoshinvrendeshenshangzhaoyouyuegan。
这老头就是欠收拾。
wokanzheluanchengyiguozhoudejialiren,lengjingshuodao:“laogong,nisongshou,nibayaoshizaidongpopoyigenshouzhi,jiuzhijiebaojingba。”
lingchuantinghou,fangkailegonggong。
gonggongyibengsanchigao:“haonigexiaotuzaizi!haiyaodalaozi!”
genbujiangdaoliderenjiuchanduicuoshimeiyongde。
jintianzheishier,jiushigonggongzheigejiaoshigungaode!
ruandebuxing,neidangranshizhijielaiyingdele。
见我
guoranyishuobaojing,padiurenxianyandegonggongshoulianle。
tayongyansaoshileyiquan,shuochuleyigelingrenzhashedejueding:“jiranlingchuanbunengchuanzongjiedai,neiwojiuweiquyixia,zaishengyigeba,zongbunengduanlewodehou!”
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popoyiweierduotingchale,youwenleyiju:“silaotouzi,nishuoshenme?zaishuoyibian,sheisheng?”
gonggongqingleqingkazaihoulonglidelaotan,yidiandoumeiyounanweiqingdezaicizhongshen:“nierzishengbuchu,zhinengtalaozichumale!”
ruoshuohuangtang,wogonggongnengpaidier,bierenjiupaibushangdiyi。
popochuixiongdunzu:“nixiangbisiwo,jiubuyaonazheizhongshilaiqisiwo!”
poporenweiyanqing,jintianyaobushibeigonggongdehuangtangqidaole,juebuhuiruciqiangying。
danshigonggongdeyijijinggaoyandaoguoqu,poposhunjianjiuqishiruoleyijie。
gonggongbuxiedihengleyisheng。
taxianglaibikongkanren,kuangwangdehen,yiweizijishijialidetaishanghuangyiban。
“zheigejia,lunbudaonilaichazui,silaotaipo!jiwobizui!”
popoyaosiyaohuo:“niqiaowozheishenzi,hainengshengma?silaotouzi,nijiubupabeiqinqimenxiaosima?!”
laogongyilianbukezhixin:“ba,nishijiwoshengdidi,haishijiwoshengerzini!”
kanzhejijiangmairu60suidegonggong,worenbuzhuxiaochulesheng。
gonggongjianwoxiaole,yiweishizaichaoxiaota,zhuanguotounuqichongchongdiyaomawo。
wojizhongshengzhi:“gonggong,haishinijuewugao,genzhezhengcezou,sheng!daerzilianfeile,neijiuzaishengyigebei!”
gonggongtingle,xixiaoyankai,huafengyizhuan,zhikuahaishiwozheigegaocaishengdongtade“quxianjiuguo”zhilu。
gonggongtingbuchuwodehualiyouhua,duipopomuziliangchizhiyibidehengleyisheng。
woyoutianleyiju:“shenggouyigezuqiudui,yueduoyuehao!fanzhengnishengniyang,wogenqinchuankebuguan!”
jirangonggongzhiyiyaosheng,neiwojiuzhinengxianbachouhuafangzaiqiantou。
gonggongmingwanbuling:“laozizheiertaifeishengbuke!”
popogenlaogongdehuagenbenjiubunengdongyaotafenhao。
napajintianwudingdouxianle,gonggongyebuhuigaibiantadexiangfa。
wojiunamenle,wozheigemingmeizhengqudelaopodouhaimeishuoshenme,pianpiangonggongdefanyingzuijilie。
zhei“ertai”kendingmeiyouneimejiandan。
kuangqiebunengshenghaizideshilingchuan。
napajuehou,yeshijuewomenxiaoliangkoudehou。
henkuai,shiqingdezhenxiangjiufuchuleshuimian。
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wogenlingchuanshidaxuetongxue,yeshiyanjiushengtongxue。
qiniandetongchuangrangwomengengjiajiandingbicijiushirenshengdelingyiban。
biyejilingzheng,shuidaoqucheng!
ruoshuowogentazhijianyoushenmetongkuai,neijiushitajianeigebuzuoyaojiuhunshennanshoudedebabalingdaqiang。
zaishuangfangfumupengmianshanglianghunshideshihou,lingdaqiangyuchujingren。
“xiaxiagenledachuanzheimeduonian,zenmeduziyidiandongjingdoumeiyou,buhuishi......”
taguyijiangweiyintuozhang,yanjingpiaoleyiyanwodeduzi。
wobamayaobushiweilewozheigebaobeinver,zenmekenengrenshoulingdaqiangdeyinyangguaiqi。
shihou,lingchuanshangmengenwofumudaoqian,shuotabajiushizheiyang,zuibaburaoren。
lingchuanzheigenvxu,wobamashixiangdangmanyide,yaoburanzenmehainengwushitabadeshangcuanxiatiao。
wojiajinlaiyihou,genpopoxiangchudehenyukuai。
keshizheifenhexieluozaigonggongyanli,jiubuleyile。
tatiantiancuanduozhepopoxiangwomenshiya,rangwogenlingchuanganjinshenggesunzichuanzongjiedai。
popoyibeizizaijiacaochijiawu,meiyouchuqugongzuoguo。
huanyanzhijiushiyigetuotuodejiatingfunv。
gonggongzhangzheyangjiahukou,duipopoyaosanhesi。
lingchuanshuo,tazhisuoyichenglepinmingsanlang,jiushiweiletitamazhengkouqi。
tacengxiangbapopojiechulaigentayiqizhu。
danshizuobutongpopodesixianggongzuo。
popozhishirenmingdishuo,bunengtuoleerzidehoutui。
tinglingchuanshuo,gonggongnianqingshihoudefengliushidoukuaiganshangyibenzhenhuanchuanle。
yebuzhidaogonggongnalaineimeqiangdenanxingmeili,zhaofengyouyindie。
popoaoleyibeizi,yiweigonggongzhongyulangzihuitou,anshengguorizile。
meixiangdaoyoulailezheimeyichuxi。
dangchugonggongzaiwojinmendeneiyitian,jiutichulegongzuobuzhongyao,zhongyaodeshikaizhisanye。
wozhisuoyimeiyoudangchanghuiduihuiqu,shipalingchuanchenglejiaxinbinggan。
zaijiashangwoxinxifugangjinmen,zongbuhaofulejializhangbeidemianzi。
keshinijingrenyichi,bierenweibihuihainiyizhang。
bannianyihou,gonggongkaishibizibushibizi,yanjingbushiyanjingle。
meiciwomenxiaoliangkouhuiquchifan,zongshiyouyiwuyitiqitadelaotongshimensheijiashengleshuangbaotaierzi,sheijianveryouhuaileertai。
shuozheihuadeshihou,tademuguangbiyidisaolesaowo。
“xiaxia,yaoburanniquyiyuanchayicha?zenmezheimejiule,duziyidiandongjingyemeiyou。”
gonggongdehuashuodeweiwan,queyouburongzhiyideweiyan。
zheihui,shilingchuanbunengsheng。
woyiweigonggonghuiyincishoulianyixia,duanlecuishengdeniantou。
keshidieposuoyourendeyanjing,tajuranbianbenjialile。
60岁的公公生二胎