《猛虎归林》 小说介绍
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《猛虎归林》 第2章 最好听的笑话!(1933字) 免费试读
haozaizheiyimumeibeiqitarenkandao,buranfeidejingdiaoxiaba!
sidazhanshenjuranjiaoyigenianqingrenweishixiong?
“wolaishanxia,chuliyidiansishi,didiaoyidian,ganjinlikaiba。”chenliujiangdandandao。
“shixiongyouxuyaoshijinguanjiaowomen,womendingyiburongci、gannaotudi!”sirenqishengdao。
陈流江点了点头。
sidazhanshenlaidekuai,qudeyekuai,zhayanbianbujianlezongying。
“jiangerzenmehaibuchulai?douzheimezhangshijianle。”zhaojieqiongqiaoshouyipan,youxiejiaoji。
“ganma。”chenliujiangyiyanjiuzairenqundangzhongkandaolezhaojieqiongzheigefengyunyoucundefuren。
“nishijianger?”zhaojieqiongtaitou,yanqianzheirenguoranyoujifenlinwanerhechenfeiyangdemoyang,likeyibabaozhu,xijierqi。
chenliujiangxinzhonggandongbuyi。
cifanxiashan,yidingyaohaohaobaodaganma!
qinwanroujiangchenliujiangdaliangleyifan,henshibuman。
zhangdebucuo,yetinggaoda,danshiyishenbuyi,tulituqi。
“zheiweishiwanroumeimeiba?tingshuowanroumeimeishiluozhousandameinvzhiyi,jinriyijian,guoranmingbuxuchuan。”
“zheiweijiushiganbaleba?tingshuoganbabujinshiluozhoudefushang,tongshihaishiluozhoudeyaowang,qixiadeyiyaojituangengshikailehaojijiafenzhile。”
chenliujiangyouxiaozhegenqinzhanguoheqinwanroudazhaohu。
“ng。”qinzhanguozhishidandandedianlediantou。
秦婉柔冷哼一声。
zheijiahuobazijijiadiaochadezheimezixi。
nanbuchengshichidingtamenle?
“jianger,sidazhanshenshiguolaiganmade?”zhaojieqiongwendao。
chenliujiangcongjichanglimianzouchulai,huoxuduiyuzheijianshiqingyouxielejie。
qinjiafunvyeshuqileerduo。
“tamena,shilaijiewode。”chenliujiangrushidadao。
秦婉柔扑哧一笑。
“shanlilaidetubaoziyehaoyisishuozheizhonghua?sidazhanshenshilaijienide,nizenmebushuotamendoushinidegenbana?!”
“e,genban?qishiyechabuduoba,tamendoushiwoshidi。”chenliujiangzhualezhuahounaoshao。
“qie,chuiniu!”qinwanrouchizhiyibi。
“haolehaole,womenbuyaozaizheilixujiule,ganjinhuiquba。”zhaojieqiongganmangtiyi。
yixingrenshangleyiliangjiazhangbandelaosilaisi,henkuailaidaoleluozhouzuihaohuadebieshu,jiulongshanzhuang。
chenliujiangxiachekanzhehaohuadebieshu,yanqianbuyouyiliang。
bieshudedidijingyouyitiaobingmai!
zijiganggangxiache,shentizhizhongdeyangdujiubeibingmaikezhi,dedaolejidadehuanjie。
tadefanyingzaiqinwanroudeyanlikanlaijiushishanlilaidetubaozi,conglaimeiyoujianguozheimehaohuadefangzi,suoyiyixiachejiudaizhule。
“ba,nikuaishuoyishuo,wobuyaotagenwozhuzaiyiqi。”
秦婉柔立即抗议。
秦战国看向陈流江。
“liujiang,buruzheiyangba,wojinimaiyidongbieshu,zhuanmenqingrenzhaoguhesihouni,nikanzenmeyang?”
“buyongleganba,wojuedehenimenzhuzaiyiqitinghaode,buyongneimemafanle。”chenliujiangxiaolexiao。
qinjialiangfunvdangchangjiushale。
有这么厚脸皮的人!
“haole,wojuedingle,jiangerjiugenwomenzhuzaiyiqi。bieshuole,jinquba。”zhaojieqiongshunshipaibanjueding,yiqunrenjinrulebieshu。
“xiaorou,niyegenjiangerduojiaotanyixia,renjiayuanlaishike,niduogenrenjiashuxishuxi。”
qinwanroukanleyanchenliujiang。
“nishishenmedaxuebiyede?”
“我没有上过学。”
“neinishizuoshenmegongzuode?”
“woganggangxiashan,meiyougongzuo。”
“那你有钱吗?”
“qian?zheizhongdongxiduiyuwolaishuozhishiyigepiaomiaodeshuzi,wogenbenbuzhidaowozijiyouduoshaoqian。”
“……”
秦婉柔翻了个白眼。
chenliujiang,yigecongshanshangxialaideshanlitubie。
jimeiyouxueliyoumeiyougongzuo,haimeiyouqian!
简称三无人员!
还爱吹牛!
hezhuiqiuzijideshijiagongzi,haiyouxuexiaolidexuebaxiaocaobiqilai,yunnizhibie。
qinzhanguoyeshimeitoujinzhou,zheinianqingren,taiaichengkoushezhilile。
“xiaorou,nimashangjiuyaobiyele,shidasuanzenmefazhan?laijieshouwodegongsi,haishixiangchuqulingwaichuangyifantiandi?”qinzhanguoturanwen,bingqiekanlechenliujiangyiyan。
秦婉柔仔细想了想。
“woxianghaishizijidanduchuquchuangyichuangba,wotingshuochuangshijituanzuijinzaizhaoren,yijingheyaneryuedinghaole,womenmingtianjiuyiqiquchuangshijituanmianshi,kannengbunengjijinqu。”
zheigexiangfadedaoleqinzhanguoderenke。
“youzheixiangfafeichanghao,chuangshijituanneikeshiquanguobaiqiangdeqiye,womenluozhouyouduoshaojiazudezidi,jiponaodaidouxiangyaojijinqu。”
“keshichuangshijituannashineimehaojindeya,wotingshuomingtianqumianshidejiuyouhaojiqianren,danshigangweizhiyoushige。”qinwanroukuzheyizhanglian。
创世集团?
zheibushiershijieyaotadaiweizhangguandejituanma?
“xiaoroumeimei,nixiangjinchuangshijituanma?wokeyijinixiangxiangbanfa。”
qinwanroulengxiaoyisheng:“nijiwoxiangxiangbanfa?niyigeshanlilaideqiongxiaozi,jiulianwobadoumeibanfa,ninandaobiwobahailihai?”
“biganbalihaidangranshibugande,zhishiganghaochuangshijituandezongcaiweituowobangtaguanli,niyaoxiangjinqu,mingtianwozhijieanpainijinqujiushi。”chenliujiangxiaolexiao。
zheihuayichu,qinwanroudangchangshayanle。
zheijianzhishitatingguoyoushiyilaizuihaotingdexiaohua!
“ma,nitingting,zheishirennenggoushuochulaidehuama?tayaozhenyouzheimeniuhaizhuzaiwomenjiaganshenme?”qinwanrounule。
qinzhanguoyeyinchenzheyizhanglian。
“nianqingrenmeibenshibuyaojin,zuizhongyaodeshijiaotashidi。liujianga,nizheimanzuihuanghuadegexing,yihoudegaiyigaile,ouerchuiyixianiu,bierenshuonishiyoumo,jingchangchuiniu,bierenjiujuedenibuzhediaole。”
“ganba,woshuodeshizhende。”chenliujiangyilianweiqu。
zheikebaqinzhanguoqidegouqiang。
“hao,jirannishuochuangshijituanxianzaishinizaidaiguanshiba?neinijiudagedianhuaba,jichuangshijituandezongcaidagedianhua,zhengmingyixiaziji。”qinwanroulengxiaolianlian。
tajintianyidingyaochuochuanchenliujiangdexuweimianmu。
chenliujiangmeiyouduoshuo,nachushoujibotongledianhua。
wangyoushiguangweiliangdianping:《menghuguilin》zheibenxiaoshuoshizhujuqingdewen,zuozhedaogewenbifeichanghao,fangxindadankan!
wangyoushinianbujiuwopeinizoudianping:rangwohuiyiqilelingjinianneishizushukandepianduanle,zheizhongleixingdeshuhaoduo,kanzhehaiguoyin。
猛虎归林